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LadyHatake
September 24, 2007, 02:51 PM
As a klutz (think Usagi from Sailor Moon -_-;) I have many terribly embarrassing moments. After a particularly horrid one today, I figured I may as well share it so that the rest of the world can laugh at my gaffs.

I was on my way to class, riding my bike, crossing the street. As I was about to get onto the sidewalk, some other guy on a bike cuts me off. I swerve to avoid him, and I run straight into a lamp post, fly (literally!) off my bike onto the concrete, and as I do I hear people passing by in their cars laughing at me. And to top it off, the chain on my bike came off. :/ My elbow's scraped too. So, I had to walk my bike back to my dorm, then walk all the way back to class.

Who else has some stories?

rabb
September 24, 2007, 02:56 PM
:wtf how bad is your elbow?

that wasnt really your fault though...

anywayz, the other day when i was doing all the paperwork to join the navy, i had to wake up at four, get breakfast, and ride the bus over to the MEPS building. as we get off the bus, i fail to notice the big honkin' cargo area above my head and crash right into it. the entire back of the bus was laughing at my dumb arse.

LadyHatake
September 24, 2007, 03:03 PM
My elbow's not bad. It just stings, which is more annoying than painful.

And wow, ouch! I hate running into stuff ><

genkigemini
September 25, 2007, 12:46 AM
Okay... the other day I was walking down the hallway in my house without the hall light on and I walked face first into the bathroom door because I did not realize that it was closed. I started laughing and told my husband so of course he laughed at me too.

(If this thread takes off, I will tell my most embarrasing moment.)

LadyHatake, my husband has been calling me Usagi for the last 8 years. It is my true nickname... I am such a klutz so you are so not alone! >_<

yoniekai
September 25, 2007, 01:31 AM
lol i had a klutzy moment too. i have bad vision but i dont wear my glasses all the time cause i hate to. i was walking in the library and acting oh so cool to some girls when suddenly *bang* i didnt notice i was walking straight into a glass wall. it was damn transparent in my perspective that i had to touch it again to prove it was there. the bump was noisy so everybody looked in my direction and started laughing and pointing. i curse them all to hell. :mad

Ichimaru Gin n Tonic
September 25, 2007, 02:43 AM
One of my most embarassing moment would be a few years ago when i was still in school.
I rented a room very near campus and there are lots of other students living in that street, one of them is a very cute girl that i've been noticing for quite a while.
One day, i found a stray kitten, while going back to my place. So, i took it home, clean it up and i was drying it outside my room (which is like a guest house, separated from the landladys' house).
It was around 4pm and there was people walking back from campus, and it happened to be the regular schedule for that cute girl to go back from campus. So, i was cleaning the kitten (it was a white kitten with blue eyes) and i decided to name him Yoda. And then, right on schedule, the cute girl is walking by my place and she saw me feeding Yoda.

Imagine a slow motion moment when the girl of your dream enters your gate and came running to you, that would be similar to that moment. She was walking fast to my direction, and i was sitting on the porch feeding a very cuddly wuddly kitten. She finally reached my kitten and started petting the kitten. I was :smile-big all the way, until she said, "Hey, this is a cute kitten. Is he yours?"
There she was, the cute girl that's been on my mind for two months. Never talked to her, never had the guts to do so. Only watching her (not stalking her :D) whenever she walks past my place. And now, she's sitting less than a meter away from me, petting my cat, and she was talking, to me! I was on Cloud number 11!
After gaining my composure for a few nanoseconds, i then answered, "Yes it is. I found him near campus, do you like cat too?" And in my head, i can see myself living with her in a farm with 101 dalmatians cats. But, the unexpected happened, as i was saying "do you like cat too?" i drooled. it wasn't much but she definitely saw it...
She then proceded to let go of Yoda, giving a very wary smile and starts to leave. I can only stand there and do nothing (unless imagining the Grim Reaper came and rip my head off my body). Without another word, the cute girl left and i was still standing there, trying to figure out how to kick myself on the head...
What happened several days after that was pure Awkward Moment #5, she walks past my place very fast without glancing, even when i tried to put Yoda outside my room so she can at least look at my cat. :XD

Fortunately for me, the cute girl turn out to be a good friend of a good friend of mine. We were finally introduced two months later and i got the chance to explain what really happened. :XD

rabb
September 25, 2007, 08:30 PM
that would've been an interesting convo "i swear i wasn't drooling about your body!" so did anything happen between you two, ya old dog? :p

and am i the only person here who cant seem to go a day without hitting that hollow space on your elbow? *has actually hit it twice today*

Ichimaru Gin n Tonic
September 25, 2007, 11:07 PM
it was, i think my face was purple when we were introduced. but nothing happened though, the only thing changed was that she no longer know me as the drooling guy.

ddadain
September 26, 2007, 10:05 AM
Damn... ._. Gin drool-ed.

My most embarrassing moment is when I ***************************

Shucks, it's a secret LOL >_<

It has got to do with a VERY LONG (more than 8 hours) road trip with my whole family, without any stop overs, along a busy high way :P Get my drift?

XD

yoniekai
September 26, 2007, 10:41 AM
lol crapped your pants? :XD

Ichimaru Gin n Tonic
September 26, 2007, 11:50 AM
wow, ddadain! that must've been some embarassing moment. :XD
but your family forgives you for that, right? (though some might ocassionally reminisce on that moment when you least expect it) :D

Windmillblade
September 26, 2007, 12:11 PM
When i was in eighth grade i had washed a new sweater i bought on a saturday... forgot to take it out the washing machine and i had woke up late on monday. I just grabed the sweater and put it on and ran to school and i dint notice till i got to class it smelled horrible.
my classmates all started saying i smelled and everything it was horrible.I then left school to go back home.

LadyHatake
September 26, 2007, 07:38 PM
:x that sucks, Windmill. I remember once I was in a super rush and forgot to put on deodorant >.> From then on I have usually kept some in my purse XD Just in case

Gold Knight
September 28, 2007, 03:52 PM
I guess one of my most embarrassing moments was when I was 13 years old, I had just gotten out of the shower and was walking into my room, not knowing that a girl (who would become a longtime friend, but we had just met recently at that point) was already inside the room (my parents had let her in, I guess they thought I was just peeing or something, not taking a shower) and I went to look out the window first, then I proceeded to take off my towel to get dressed, and then turned to walk to the closet... and there she was! Yikes! I screamed (couldn't help it, I was startled) and she hurried out of the room :p

I've had more embarrassing moments, but I guess that's one of my more memorable ones. A lot of my embarrassing moments consist of walking into poles while trying to carry on a conversation with somebody, along a sidewalk, etc.

rabb
September 28, 2007, 05:01 PM
i just had a kinda embaressing moment. last thursday we rented a couple movies and a game from the blockbuster just around the corner. today i walked them back over, got back a couple of minutes later, right as it starts pouring out. no sooner do i sit down than i get a call from them saying "hi, you just returned two movies, and the empty case for one of our games" :darn so i had to grab the game, stuff it in my halo 2 holder, and run it back across the parkinglot in the rain and try not to act really embaressed as i gave the game back, then ran back home, using the game holder to cover my head x.x

LadyHatake
September 28, 2007, 05:36 PM
Yeah, I've done that before XD Except I had an audiobook I'd rented form the library, and after I turned it back in I realized one of the CDs was still in my computer XD

Earlier today I was in my dorm going from my computer to my sink, so I had to squeeze through the small space b/w the foot of my bed and the wall. I ended up tripping on my bed post and falling forward XD I barely caught myself on the edge of the sink.

yoniekai
September 29, 2007, 03:12 AM
haha! ditto here yasbittar. alcohol is on top of my embarrassing list, tho i got so used to getting mad drunk it's not so embarrassing anymore. first time i smashed a chair during a party ("im not drunk!" *slam*), they videotaped it actually, including the puking, another time the same, ("im not drunk! pour!") took a pic of me puking my shirt, including puking in the taxi... another i puked in the sidewalk in front of the school. another was......... :D

DuckyDreamer
September 30, 2007, 12:53 PM
i have a lot of stories... :( i seem to always get myself in a predicament

there was one time where i wasn't paying attention (I was at an indoor swimming pool with some friends and family) anyways there are 2 corridors that are right next to each other one is to go to the girls changing rooms and the other to the boys....well as i was walking with my friend who happens to be a guy..i ended up walking straight into the boys changing/showering room..and ya... i got a lot of stares..

Gold Knight
October 01, 2007, 08:21 AM
Speaking of alcohol, I probably would say my most embarrassing moment should be the time when I was drunk and escorted out of a bar by the bouncers after closing time after a brief tussle - if only I could remember it :p

Ducky, I'm sure that happens to a lot of people. Nothing to be embarrassed about ^^

genkigemini
October 01, 2007, 11:59 AM
Okay... here is another most embarrasing moment.

When I was 13 at dance camp, we were practicing kick line and I am a pretty flexible person so I always kick my shoulder so my leg can go past my head. (Does this make sense?) Okay, so we are in a kick line and practicing a move when something caught my attention and I turned to look mid-kick. Well, I guess I moved my head too much and ended up kicking myself in the head and knocking myself flat on my back. :sweat In the process, I herniated 2 disks in my back and looked like a total moron because I could hardly walk for a while.

To this day, I can not believe I kicked myself in the head. :XD

rabb
October 01, 2007, 12:42 PM
i kicked myself in the head doing stretch kicks in tae kwon do once when i was about 7. that sucked. but it wasn't the most embarrassing thing that ever happen there. first i should explain that there was this girl, Rita, who was in my class at school and went to the same dojo as me. it's very possible i wanted to go to impress her, but if that's true or not, i dont remember. so my first day there, my instructor gives me robes tells me to go change, not to wear jeans underneith them, or anything if possible, but shorts or the like if not; then when i come in to the actual, practice area, bow to the flag, then grab my card so the instructor would know i was there, and mark it. so i changed, i came back around to the main area, bowed to the flag, and went to flip my card, placing all these people behind me.

now, im like six at this point, you dont get a white belt until your 6th or so class, so i didnt have a belt yet, and you have to tie these damn pants of the robe thingy together one either side of your waist. i'm six. i do a horrible job tying these things. i hear my instructor call my name. i turn around and look at him. "i thought i told you no jeans?" i look down and my pants had fallen down, then whole class is laughing at me. thank god i was wearing those jeans though. either way i was red for the rest of the practice, and i couldnt look at Rita for a week.

genkigemini
October 01, 2007, 12:55 PM
Awwwwwwwwww... poor Rabb! At least you were 6 and not 16 or something. :fan

How far did you get in TKD? I got 1st Dan (my black belt) in 1998!

rabb
October 01, 2007, 01:01 PM
i made green belt and stopped going when i was 8. once i get setteled in the navy and i know ill be in port for a while, im gunna try to find another dojo to go to, and do it again. at that point i liked judo better. we actually got to throw people around. and i wasnt impressing rita at all. she had started about a month before me, and when i left, she was getting her red belt with a black stripe.

LadyHatake
October 01, 2007, 07:16 PM
My brother will be testing for his 1st Black Belt in Tae Kwon Do this December. He's also supposed to be going to New York in Nov. for a competition.

My newest story -___-; : Yesterday at work was moderatly busy. Not "OMFG IM NEVER GOING TO FINISH" busy (like Saturday night was) but still pretty bustling. So, being me, I was running around trying to clear and reset tables, keep an eye on the food, help guests, etc. I made a quck stop in the bathroom to fix my hair, and as I come out of the bathroom I slip on the wet floor (it'd just been mopped ><) and fall. It hurt XD

yoniekai
October 01, 2007, 08:02 PM
ouch. yeah, bathrooms kill...

right i had another weird thing happen to me days back. it was raining hard, so i brought my umbrella. we're walking home when suddenly a huge pour comes down. i grabbed my portable umbrella, opened it up and.... only half is showing up. everybody there was stunned for a while, and then started laughing. one girl just laughed so boisterously i got pissed, i tried to fix it, but i cant get it fixed so i ran ("wtf??? run!"). my friends were saying "you're embarassing us go away!"

macherie
October 02, 2007, 07:17 AM
Oh wow just recently i was in a lecture for english, and it was this large lecture hall with at least over 200 people. The lecture hall however, was designed to pack everyone in closely so it wasn't too big. So there i was, taking notes silently with my friends beside me and suddenly... (yup you guessed it, the most cliche thing that could happen)
MY PHONE GOES OFFFFFF!
Now my ringtone isn't one of those high, techno, free ones that come with the phone, lucky enough with my 16mb integrated memory (THANKS SONY ERICSSON ! i can do MANY things wiht 16MB /sarcasm) and i put my ringtone as
L'arc~en~ciel - Revelation
now for those of you that have heard this song.. i'm sure you can remember how the opening of the song goes, however for those of you that don't.. let me describe it.
L'arc is a japanese rock-ish band and some of their songs are pretty drum and guitar based, so the opening starts with what sounds like an electric bass guitar doing a chord, then silence, then again and it repeats this several times. (LLOL sorry i'm bad with descriptions)
And so there i am, taking notes.. and i suddenly nearly JUMP out of my seat from fright, and my friend in front of me jumps too thinking 'what on earth', so i quickly reached for my phone, opened it (it's a flip) and quickly ended call.. (sorry mum!). And gosh it was so embarrassing, apart from the several hundreds of heads to my sides looking at me, adnt hose in front of me, i could feel the glare of 1000000000000 people burning my very back ! embarrassing ;___;
Anyway i have another time which i'll post later ^___^ i think that's enough for a part of my lifestory now [=

Gold Knight
October 02, 2007, 07:50 AM
My brother will be testing for his 1st Black Belt in Tae Kwon Do this December. He's also supposed to be going to New York in Nov. for a competition.

My newest story -___-; : Yesterday at work was moderatly busy. Not "OMFG IM NEVER GOING TO FINISH" busy (like Saturday night was) but still pretty bustling. So, being me, I was running around trying to clear and reset tables, keep an eye on the food, help guests, etc. I made a quck stop in the bathroom to fix my hair, and as I come out of the bathroom I slip on the wet floor (it'd just been mopped ><) and fall. It hurt XD

Ow Katy! Hope you didn't get any bruises.

yoniekai, yeah, I've my own umbrella moments too, though I don't know why your friends thought it was so hilarious... it happens all the time, especially with cheap umbrellas >_<

machiere - lol, sudden phone calls huh? xD

rabb
October 02, 2007, 12:11 PM
oh god... machiere just reminded me of the two most idioticly embaressing things i ever did in school were... im not gunna say one of them, cus it was just stupid, not embaressing (i was really doing it just to piss off my teacher) but this one time in.... *thinks* it was mr. smith, so it was either seventh, eigth, tenth, or eleventh grade... (6th grade was part of the elementary school, 7th and eigth were part of the highschool) i think it was seventh grade though... well anyways... i dont remember all of it cus it was a while ago... but sometime during the school year, the entire class spent like ten minutes screaming "wazzup" at the top of our lungs. many a nearby class was disrupted. and this is when the bud commercails were still airing, so it was timely. but that moment got stuck in my mind for some reason as one of the more memorable ones that year (mr smith was cool, so we had a lot of crazier, and wierder ones).

so here it is at the end of the year, one of the last classes, he's giving some speach, and he says "i hope you learned a lot this year" the first thing in my mind was that day. i meant to say "like 'wazzup'?" but the "like" never came out. so i just yelled "wazzup" in the middle of his speach for no apperent reason at all. all eyes on me, i melt into the ground, and hide between the floors the brightest red goo you ever did see.

ILUVATAR
October 03, 2007, 10:00 AM
-_- oh well i have plenty of those.....

there was this time when me and my family were crossing a hallway of a hotel. 5 star hotel, everyone wearing their best clothes everywhere, and oh little me being naughty :p
i was playing an arcade game earlier where you had to save your character from some weird crocodiles that appeared from some doors, the doors where parallel. so where the doors at that hallway.... that's what i noticed all of a sudden and turned around to tell it to my sister... i just managed to say "Hey Angela don't those doors look li....." and then i bumped on a fire extinguisher that was hanged on a wall..... now HOW i managed, while i was walking in the middle of the hallway, to bump on that thing.... that even i don't know. of cource everyone heard the sound of my head bumping on it and everyone turned to see...... >_< more red than a tomato was the only comment my mother made of my face afterwards

Paper
November 05, 2007, 11:00 AM
NOTHING i reapeat NOTHING is more embarassing that getting caught beating off by one of your parents.....

woody_green
November 09, 2007, 06:04 AM
I can't really say that it's embarrassing because I was still a brat at that time, around 4 years old. I had diarrhea, but I really wanted to play indoor tag with my cousins. So I was running around at my grandma's house, literally spreading shit on the floor. Then my aunt, carrying some newspapers, came and cleaned up the mess I made. Then I can't remember what happened next.

yoniekai
November 09, 2007, 10:30 AM
hahaha! but the funnier thing is the shock of this to your sig :rofl

woody_green
November 10, 2007, 02:52 AM
@yonie: I think that the the color of my poo at that time wasn't chocolate brown but a nasty shade of - well, I'll let you imagine that:p Btw, my aunt doesn't know that until now, everytime I see her, I still remember that experience, then I would feel grateful to her and embarrassed at the same time...weird

iThePirate
November 11, 2007, 03:11 PM
for some reason almost all my embarassing moments happens when im drunk..

stuff like:
wandering in to the girls restroom
changing my clothes in the middle of a street
missing the toilet two times on the same night
falling down stairs n whatnot

i could go on if i remembered it :amuse

Bouland
November 12, 2007, 07:49 AM
i had quite a share of those moments

the one i remember right now is

when i was 17 my parents decided to send me to Mecca for haj (pilgrimage) . in haj we are not allowed to wear our regular clothes or anything made by a tailor (don't know the exact word in English so..). so everyone that goes to haj wears a pair of white towels to cover themselves (1 at the upper part of the body and the other used as a skirt to cover the lower part), after al [I]tawaf ( going around al ka'ba for seven times) i sat down to rest for a while after few minutes of seeing people staring at me, I noticed that my crotch was not covered and everybody could've seen it from a certain angle

all i could've thought about at the moment was
/choke-yourself-to-death

but after some time i couldn't stop laughting about it :)

Totinona
September 06, 2008, 10:09 PM
One incident comes to mind from this summer. Not THAT embarassing, but still..

When I was in Turkey this summer I lived in an appartment/hotel place. And of course, you have to wash you clothes by hand when travling for a long time. As did I,and hung them outside in the sun on the veranda so that they would dry.

Now, a few days later I noticed that I was missing one of my bra's. Oh Yes.
I looked everywhere in the appartment and couldn't find it anywhere. When I then walked out on the veranda and looked down,guess what I found? My bra in a tree! We had to ask the hotel staff too take it down (almost all-male staff). That day I felt like certain people were staring at me.:tem

redcometfm
September 07, 2008, 12:47 AM
Hmm. I guess it was during my first year of college, I met this Iranian girl at the film dept and we started to like each other so we eventually got to hanging out alot (her folks seemed like me). It got to the point where one night we were supposed to get together and work out. But when I got there, supposedly the gym was closed. So we went inside her dorm, her room and watched....(drums)....Wild Things. For all of you illknowledged, its an erotic thriller with Kevin Bacon, Matt Dillon, Neve Campbell and Denise Richards from '98 (really good movie btw). We were laying there on the floor watching this, occasionally glancing at each other. But we didn't end up doing anything! (Stupid shy, signal-picking-up inexperienced me!!!!:() So at the end of the night, we said our goodnights, it was a lil awkward but she was beaming at me and said "Im glad I met you." before hugging me. Ugh. Later on (after she had become a lesbian and fessed up) I found out I could have had her completely (she was a complete virgin) that very night. We totally couldve dated! Even her roommates were like WTF about it.

Actually thinking about this, is this really embarrassing? Maybe only to me?
Bah.

Kazi
September 11, 2008, 04:00 PM
dunno if i should post this in the drunken thread or here, but finally decided ro post it here.

Most embarassing moment and alkohol was my friend ^^' ... i drank way too much and couldn't remember the whole night. The next day my friend told me that his mom come over to us and the she chattet with me. Dunno how, but somehow i dropped the line that i find her very hot (that's btw the truth, she's really hot!). She was a little confused but then she invited me to dance and then in the middle of the dancing she gave me a kiss @ the cheek xD ... one note i was 16 ^^'

the most embarassing was on the one side to hear that from my best friend and on the other side to see his mom in the eyes a that day xD

redcometfm
September 11, 2008, 10:50 PM
dunno if i should post this in the drunken thread or here, but finally decided ro post it here.

Most embarassing moment and alkohol was my friend ^^' ... i drank way too much and couldn't remember the whole night. The next day my friend told me that his mom come over to us and the she chattet with me. Dunno how, but somehow i dropped the line that i find her very hot (that's btw the truth, she's really hot!). She was a little confused but then she invited me to dance and then in the middle of the dancing she gave me a kiss @ the cheek xD ... one note i was 16 ^^'

the most embarassing was on the one side to hear that from my best friend and on the other side to see his mom in the eyes a that day xD

dude thats actually pretty awesome, you scored with a hot milf lol

Kazi
September 12, 2008, 03:32 AM
dude thats actually pretty awesome, you scored with a hot milf lol

yeah i know xD ... if she weren't the mom of my best friend then there were no problem .. lol

@your story: i don't think it's really embarassing ... just a little: "wasted chance" ^.-

redcometfm
September 12, 2008, 10:20 AM
yeah i know xD ... if she weren't the mom of my best friend then there were no problem .. lol

@your story: i don't think it's really embarassing ... just a little: "wasted chance" ^.-

Well hey man at least you have that story to tell, not many people do.

I know, but everytime I think about it its like a kick in the balls. I had a wasted chance with a brazillian professor of mine, that wouldve been a story to tell!lol

Assymilum
September 17, 2008, 03:50 AM
When I was still around 5-6 years old, my parents and I went to Bali. Then, we got *momentarily* separated because of the crowd. I saw a couple of whom I thought was my parents, so I grabbed their hands. They faced me and I realized that they weren't my parents. I cried in the middle of the road because of the embarrassment, but luckily my mom found me. She said my face was as red as a tomato's.

rakkynon
September 20, 2008, 03:02 AM
Kinda 5-6 months ago in the class of Embryology, and the subject was about sperms.. (yeah that one). I was kinda bored at the front of the class and went to the back, near my friend. He was reading this comic when suddenly professor realized i went back and thought that i was reading it. He was like "Oh well you seem not interested in this kind of things, maybe because you dont have?"....

I hate histology.

Tim Edgren
September 20, 2008, 09:59 PM
I completely screwed up asking a fine girl out... I gave her my number than walked away all 'yes all right! I'm the man!' then realize I didn't get her number... and she never called -_-

Hollow Kurono
September 27, 2008, 06:39 AM
I completely screwed up asking a fine girl out... I gave her my number than walked away all 'yes all right! I'm the man!' then realize I didn't get her number... and she never called -_-



I feel you man,I feel. :notrust there was one time like that to.But the difference was that I didnt give her my number or she gave me hers :darn actualy I came with parents to a shop and there was this girl,she started smiling,blushin towards me and stuff and I smiled back a couple times :) well I didnt go for it,didnt expect much,didnt want to get my hopes up high,cause I hate when those hopes go down :oh so we left the shop.And I just had to get back in there,somehow,cause its been a long time since I had a girl-friend anyway,I thought of a perfect plan,I said pops give me 30bucks,I need a cap,hes like no way.Im like c'mon I wanna cap,he went away,cause he had a trip in the morning.So I went to my moms,Im like mom,give me 30bucks,she says what for?I need a cap I say,shes no,no,were gonna go buy it ourselfs,Im not no no no,Ill go now,you know I want it know.Ok I wnet back in there,too the cap and there were some other women and they said "Lina-theres a boy waiting for you" I was like "Boy?WTF?" :D she came,didnt smile,didnt blush,nooooo.Nothing,no a single fuckin word expect "The cap is 29.99" I took my wallet gave her those 30 bucks to my cap "Thanx,goodbye""Goobdye""FUCK!",well I like the cap tho.But I didnt put my hopes that hight up,what would I expect shes probably 2 years older then me :D so,I still have to go that shop again,its my fav clothing shot :darn and one of my buds said that he want to see her,it wasnt that embarasing,but it sure was regretfull.

verdika
May 28, 2009, 02:40 PM
When I was still around 5-6 years old, my parents and I went to Bali. Then, we got *momentarily* separated because of the crowd. I saw a couple of whom I thought was my parents, so I grabbed their hands. They faced me and I realized that they weren't my parents. I cried in the middle of the road because of the embarrassment, but luckily my mom found me. She said my face was as red as a tomato's.

Same as me :amuse

Except that I was too engrossed on reading my book that I didn't realize my dad was behind me, and not in front. So - I was on the escalator, going down - I ran right up to the man whom I thought was my dad and grab-hugged his arm. Then I noticed he was very stiff... I looked up and got pretty embarrassed when I saw I'd mistaken the man...

=____=;;; I was six.

LadyHatake
May 28, 2009, 02:47 PM
The total irony of this thread, to me, is that fact that I started it with a bike story, and now I have another:

I was riding my bike from one class to the next, since there's not enough time for me to walk from building to building and not be late, so I'm rushing and not paying attention. I get ready to turn onto the street to the left, and as I do, this woman in a van doesn't stop at a stop sign, hits me, I fall off my bike, and she kinda waves, says sorry, and drives away. So that leaves me, laying on the road in the middle of the day. Talk about embarrassing >___> (this was about 2 or 3 months ago)

-Ren Boy-
May 28, 2009, 03:08 PM
I was in the middle of the crowd I was surrounded by like 300 people. Some idiot decided to pull down my trousers and ironically my boxers came down with them. A lot of people noticed and started laughing, I had to run away.

I was emotionally scarred! :mad

Gcat88
May 28, 2009, 05:20 PM
When i first moved to this U.S. i was still learning words and i would confuse them often. a kid told me he lived in a condo and i replied how do you live in a Condom???

monkey D luffy
May 30, 2009, 09:31 AM
i was getting of the bus not noticing in the middile of the bus there was a friggin step i walked through the air a couple of steps just to crash knees first into the floor of the bus, i could barely walk a week after that incident.
another story: i was jogging around my neighborhood and while i was running on the sidewalk i noticed something intersting i turned my head and kept running while looking at it and ended up hitting a post head on at full speed, i fell back on my ass and got dizzy from the impact, barely made it home.

Paper
May 31, 2009, 04:57 AM
Uh, this story contains a mature theme and mature language:

A few years ago, I decided to get my first full body massage from a classmate who was a trained masseuse. Long story short, my roommate thought that I was taking it up the bum since he heard the masseuse ask me "Is this your first time?" while I grunted like a sissy since I've never had a massage before... :scry

Doragon
May 31, 2009, 02:42 PM
I tripped and fell face first on my sister's thigh. Is that embarassing?

Arth
June 12, 2009, 12:26 AM
When I moved to Australia, when I was 16 yrs old.
It was my first French class, and halfway through, I needed to go to the toilet.

Me: Excuse me Mrs. ****, can I go to the toilet?
Teacher Lady : Oui (yes)
*Me: thinks she said wee*
Me: No poo.
*whole class laughs their heads off at me*

>_>
<_<
._.

monkey D luffy
July 13, 2009, 04:40 PM
someone has to ressurect this thread so i guess thats me:

when i was younger my voice was really high pitched so every time i talked on the phone people have always mistaken me for a girl, thats embarassing.
good thing my voice has changed and i can now make it sound a lot more devilish muhahahaha

sindergi
July 13, 2009, 04:56 PM
Location : School entrance
Time : school ending

There was black ice outside (but I didnt know) and almost half of the school were outside at the school-entrance because its was end of school.....
On the entrance is a little stair and I jumped down from this stair, slipped, fall on my butt and slided about 10 meters.....and half of the school had seen it and laughed.

But after this I just waited at the entrance too and watched the other guys jumping down the stairs and slipping :D

Yuki_Judai
July 15, 2009, 12:17 AM
When i was 1st grade in High School, i got a punishment from my senior cause of being late. I must singing "Aku anak telat!!" (in english= I'm a late child!!) with running around field and my friends were laughing to me. :facepalm

Mugiwara_no_Jack
July 15, 2009, 01:37 AM
When I was in 7th grade I think ... it was English class and we had to read out loud our homework. Teacher said to me "Come on" and I got it wrong, stand up went to the board and reading 10 minutes my homework in front of the class ... everyone stared at me and you could clearly see "what the f*** is he doing there? why did he stand up in front of the class?" ... yeah I knew after one minute of reading that I got it wrong what the teacher meant but I go alng another 9 minutes ... Damn I think that was the most embarassing thing ...

Essence
July 17, 2009, 10:21 AM
My most embarrassing moment would probably be when i was 10 years old in 5th Grade, i had temporarily injured my leg one week before Graduation and i had to go to the Graduation with Crutches, i was so embarrassed because everyone was looking at me funny.

weehoo107
July 17, 2009, 11:08 PM
oh boy... I will never forget this day as long as I live....

I was running after getting out of church at this little Catholic school thing. all the kids were running out of the church to get to class, (like I was) and so I didn't notice that my shoe was untied.

as I was running, I felt something whip against the side of my leg and finally realized that my shoelace was undone and figured, 'aw, what the heck, it's not like I've never run with my shoe lace undone...'

a few seconds later, I had tripped and fallen onto the concrete. thing is, I had tried to break my fall with my arm, so i landed on my poor left arm, smashing it. it hurt really really bad. i started crying (I was about 9) and my sister and her friend came over to help me.

my sister was all concerned and stuff, but her friend just laughed at me. by then, everybody had kinda stopped and was staring at me.

my mom came over and i was led inside, and sat down on a chair in my class. EVERYBODY was staring at me, and i was in serious pain (now its funny, but back then it was painful) and my mom came to ask if I needed any help....

...right before I threw up on her. yeah, the pain was so much that i threw up.

then, a few teachers led me to a boys bathroom and they took off my shirt and i wasn't wearing anything underneath so i was exposed for all to see. then looked at my arm to make sure it wasn't broken. i was crying the whole time, and to make matters worse, one of the teachers cracked a joke about my weight. (I was pretty healthy back then.)

plus, it was a boys bathroom, so boys came wondering to us not knowing that i was in there without a shirt on and they saw me.

most of the people there I still know and they probably would remember if i brought up that little subject again. I tell you, that was probably the most humiliating experiences in my life.

Phoenix946
July 18, 2009, 05:01 AM
I was in the middle of the crowd I was surrounded by like 300 people. Some idiot decided to pull down my trousers and ironically my boxers came down with them. A lot of people noticed and started laughing, I had to run away.

I was emotionally scarred! :mad

Friend of mine had the same thing happen at a huge national party. He wanted to get some drinks and someone pulled his trousers and boxer down for everyone to see. Funny thing was that he asked "so am I gonna get those drinks or what?" :D Plus when he then got asked if he wasn't gonna pull it back up he said "it's not like I have something to be ashamed of". And you know what? I could see some girls standing close nodding in agreement :rofl

Arth: That moment is fucking epic man. Don't EVER forget that one :thumbs

weehoo107: Ouch, and people laughing staring and cracking jokes? That's just mean. When I was 4 (don't remember anything from it, plus I was too young to be embarassed so it doesn't count, but it's a bit similar) I broke my leg at my uncle's wedding, from just a nasty fall on the ground so it wasn't apparent at all. When I wouldn't stop crying however, I apparently got told by my parents to not make such a drama lol. My dad still feels bad about it today!

Neenie
July 18, 2009, 05:46 AM
lol, all of you guy's stories are so funny...
well... i has a lot of embarrassed moments XD...
Like dancing on stage and only me did the wrong steps. One time I was 9 and recently was beginning of this yr. Or, bumped my head while standing on the escalator, then bumped to this woman right in her breast, but at least I'm a girl and I was little, so XD. There are a lot more and all of them are equally extremely embarrassed moments for me.

Korash
July 18, 2009, 09:44 AM
I have a baaad one...

One time after work an ex-colleague of mine talked me into going out for a few beers, which I gladly agreed on. So the guy took me for a "bar round", since I was quite new to the city. He invited me to a beer or two and a shot at each bar we went to, and they were "a couple" :s. So, a few bars later and a few too many shots along the beers for what I'm used to I started feeling it was enough, as I hadn't eaten in anything in like 8 hours and I wasn't used to mixing beer and shots like that, and deffinitely not at the speed he was inviting me :eyeroll

So, after ending up in a place solely with people over 40 years and my colleague having an arid but intense discussion with some gay man we decided it was time to go home. As I had a buss to pass after work and it was way too late for me to catch it he offered me go sleep at his place since his girl and kid were with her sister-in-law or something like that. Fine by me I thought. So we start heading home to him and when we arrive he notices he doesn't have his keys, drunk as he is he starts running down the stairs thinking he might have lost them on the way to his place. And drunk as I am I run after him and obviously trip and fall down the stairs...

After that I can't say I remember much besides some fading images of me sitting outside his door and bathing in my own vomit :oh.

So the next morning I wake up, and the first thing I notice is that my ass hurts like shit (I pray for it to be from the fall in the stairs :s) and that his bed is all fucked up with vomit and such...
I can't really remember much besides those fading images I have but I can only assume that it's me who fucked up and vomited all over his bed some time after I fell in the stairs, so I take the blame and feel like shit about it.

Well, all in all it was a memorable night (even if I don't remember much myself :p) for both of us. The relationship with his girl was already quite shaky, so when she came home and saw the shit hole her flat had turned into she wasn't too happy haha :eyeroll.

Needless to say I still feel bad about it even if I can look back at it now with a grin and laugh about it. But I was quite worried back then that it would cost him his relationship, as not only did I fuck up his bed, but he was so drunk he called a locksmith to get into his apartment and obviously he got scammed and it cost him a fortune as well...

Long story, I know, but I felt it wouldn't make much sense if I omitted some details :amuse

weehoo107
July 18, 2009, 01:41 PM
weehoo107: Ouch, and people laughing staring and cracking jokes? That's just mean. When I was 4 (don't remember anything from it, plus I was too young to be embarassed so it doesn't count, but it's a bit similar) I broke my leg at my uncle's wedding, from just a nasty fall on the ground so it wasn't apparent at all. When I wouldn't stop crying however, I apparently got told by my parents to not make such a drama lol. My dad still feels bad about it today!



ouch!!! that happened to me once before though. I was playing soccer with girls who were wayy older then me and they were stuck up, and one of them tripped me and i fell on my arm...again. broke my wrist. as I was falling, i heard one of the girls say, 'if you're gonna fall, just fall already.'

then one of my very enthusiastic friends jumped on me. they said I was extremely pale that day... hahah. ever since then, my soccer coach has never allowed ppl older then his current age group to scrimmage. talk about learning his lesson.

but your own parents told you to be quiet?? lol I just would've screamed louder so they would understand what pain i was in. that's how I roll :]

Phoenix946
July 19, 2009, 07:05 AM
ouch!!! that happened to me once before though. I was playing soccer with girls who were wayy older then me and they were stuck up, and one of them tripped me and i fell on my arm...again. broke my wrist. as I was falling, i heard one of the girls say, 'if you're gonna fall, just fall already.'

then one of my very enthusiastic friends jumped on me. they said I was extremely pale that day... hahah. ever since then, my soccer coach has never allowed ppl older then his current age group to scrimmage. talk about learning his lesson.

but your own parents told you to be quiet?? lol I just would've screamed louder so they would understand what pain i was in. that's how I roll :]

It took you so long to fall that not only did that girl think it took long, but she also had time to say that? :confused: How? Gravity pulled one over on you or something?

You have some lovely friends btw :rofl

I'm not sure if I was capable of screaming louder, I just know I was lying alone upstairs and crying so loud everyone downstairs could hear me, kinda wrecking my uncle's wedding lol. I can understand my parents, they just thought I fell and it's not like a wedding isn't a big thing. One of the guests was a doctor, I think after like 45 minutes they asked him to look at me and he finally said it was broken, after which my mom immediately took me to the hospital.

Great way of getting embarassing moments btw, soccer. I also used to play it as defender, but one day when I was having a particularly bad play, I passed the ball to the keeper way too slow. The attacker that I wanted to get rid of by doing that saw that immediately, ran past me and took the ball before the keeper could kick it away again, and he scored. I think that goal might have even cost us to the match. Horrible moment there.

weehoo107
July 19, 2009, 02:43 PM
It took you so long to fall that not only did that girl think it took long, but she also had time to say that? :confused: How? Gravity pulled one over on you or something?

You have some lovely friends btw :rofl

I'm not sure if I was capable of screaming louder, I just know I was lying alone upstairs and crying so loud everyone downstairs could hear me, kinda wrecking my uncle's wedding lol. I can understand my parents, they just thought I fell and it's not like a wedding isn't a big thing. One of the guests was a doctor, I think after like 45 minutes they asked him to look at me and he finally said it was broken, after which my mom immediately took me to the hospital.

Great way of getting embarassing moments btw, soccer. I also used to play it as defender, but one day when I was having a particularly bad play, I passed the ball to the keeper way too slow. The attacker that I wanted to get rid of by doing that saw that immediately, ran past me and took the ball before the keeper could kick it away again, and he scored. I think that goal might have even cost us to the match. Horrible moment there.



lol well I actually tried to stop from falling so I can understand why some one would say that. I keep trying to regain my balance so I fell backward like...7 feet. in my amazing grace I tried to twist to catch myself with my legs but I was already falling and then I fell...


:oh

the fall itself was pretty embarrassing, lol! and it was a girl from the other team who mocked me. she kinda ticked me off. a season or two later we saw them again and one of my friends went up to talk to them (more like yell at them :)

my friends aren't all bad :D

and I know what you mean by getting humiliated in soccer. I think I've scored on my own team twice. hahahah!!! but I'm really good friends with the keeper on my team so we'd just laugh after any of that crap ever happened. everyone else would get super pissed, but we thought it was funny :D

I scored on my own team the last game of the season and probably the last soccer game I will ever play. what a way to go out! lol!

misterchaos
August 16, 2009, 10:43 AM
i had soo many i can remeber one!!!! :D :D

Polemidis
August 22, 2009, 01:50 PM
So the next morning I wake up, and the first thing I notice is that my ass hurts like shit (I pray for it to be from the fall in the stairs )

hahahaahhaahahahahahahah :D

When I was 13 my school had gone on a field trip... there was a place there with kart racing and like 2/3 of the school were there watching the guys that were racing... after a while I decided to join the race as well.

When I got down there and sat in the kart I was expecting that someone from the staff would explain me how to drive that thing beacuse back then I had no idea about driving :P anyway for my bad luck in that round loooots of ppl decided to race as well i think thats why i didnt get any directions.

So the race starts.. I was hitting the accelator hard (i think i randomly pushed one pedal and it started moving) and in the begging I was second.. for one point i thought (dont ask me why :p ) that the wheel was turning on its own so I could have my hands free but I decided to keep them on for show off lol..

so a few yards further suddenly i got off course but instead of hitting the brake i kept pushing the accelator.. i really messed up the protective
surroundings and the kart.. the guy in charge there was like :jawdrop for a moment and then he started comming towards me and swearing all the time, i dont blame him though.. most of the school were there and they started to laugh pretty hard with the whole scene and i had to walk quite the distance to get out of the stage looking down hearing all those laughs and the guy behind swearing..

Googlez_kun
April 26, 2010, 03:25 PM
I witnessed something veeery embarassing.

We were on a class trip in London last year and travelled around,doing some sightseeing and all that stuff.So we arrived at our last stop of the day,which was the Tower Bridge.Every one walked around and visited the area and the Tower Bridge as well.
Anyway,a small group,including me and some girls and a good friend of mine went to a little place with some benches and some tables to relax.So we were sitting there,enjoying ourselfs and having a nice time,until one of the girls noticed a smell.It was the smell of fried chickens coming from the lunch of an asian couple.It was nothing big,so we thought we'd just ignore it,but the good friend of mine thought differently.

That's where things get a little tricky.This very friend of mine dislikes,no,he hates the chinese government and eventhough he has nothing against the population,he thought he could let them feel all his anger and wrath.So he started insulting them,after all we were Germans in London meeting Chinese people.He called them bastards that eat dirt and that their faces need to be filled with trash and a lot of worse stuff.We were shocked and were only able to chuckle a bit,because we knew that this would not go well.After cussing the hell out of him,while looking in their faces,one of them suddenly said "Hallo Freunde",which means hello friends.We smiled,because he did not seem to notice it and continued.After some more insults,the other one suddenly said "what did you just call us?did you just call us trashfaces?" in fluent German.I nearly bursted out laughing and to top that,out of nowhere our teacher appeared,there couldn't have been any worse timing, and asked the woman that asked it "what did you say?trashfaces?is that true?".My friend was speechless.I have never seen him like this before,because he usually has good arguments,but this time he had nothing up his sleeve,rather it was impossible.It was so embarassing for him and for us too,eventhough not as much.I really had to control myself,it was awkward.

Dive
April 26, 2010, 04:14 PM
When I was walking up to the podium to deliver a speech, I nearly slipped and fell.

I probably would have stayed on the floor if I did fall, pretending I was hurt.

Truefan21
April 26, 2010, 10:42 PM
When a girl turned me down in front of her friends :(

DLord.Van.Buuren
May 25, 2010, 04:41 AM
This is mainly a thread to relate your most funniest experiences , moments you felt dumb as well as discussing them .

Imperium
May 26, 2010, 01:35 PM
Perpetually. But i dont let it bother me.

shaheer
May 27, 2010, 02:09 PM
every day.....i live in a country where piracy is as common as the blue sky above we photo copy books and not but the new ones he he so mostly i get fooled when i go to buy them... you never know the best price to buy them....and i am not that good a bargainer

TheMoa
May 27, 2010, 07:08 PM
One time I was talking with a friend and the girl I liked. My friend said something, i misinterpreted and gave a stupid answer. The two just stoped talking and started looking at me with a incredulous facial expression.
A few seconds later i realized how stupid i should be looking that moment.

erleign
June 03, 2010, 09:25 AM
hmm..for me i think my one of my most embarrassing moment is when i was in college...

at that time me and my friends was on the other building of our school where the small auditorium is located...after the 4hr symposium..i told my friends to wait for me outside and i need to got to the john...after a few minutes im done...then another student went in but to my surprise..its a guy!!i didn't notice that i went inside the guys comfort room...its good that when it happened no ones there..also the student that went inside after me is clueless..

Truefan21
June 16, 2010, 05:32 PM
Well I wanted to fart, tried to let it out softly but it came out loud. Everyone knew it was me.

Akiyama
September 24, 2010, 05:46 PM
Around 5~6 years ago I ate a fortune cookie with the paper fortune still inside the cookie. Yeah, I wasn't thinking at the time. I grabbed a napkin after 2 chews and gracefully spit everything out. Didn't want to make a scene of this moment while eating with my friends. No, I never looked to read my fortune after it was in my mouth.

steelwingcrash1
February 07, 2011, 08:39 AM
We were having our school field trip in some mountains and then I bumped my head in a stalactite or something. It was so embarrassing. I was already third year in that and I was extremely clumsy to have done that stupid mistake.

I cursed myself for that.

Crude
February 08, 2011, 12:29 PM
One time during Geometry class, I really had to go to the bathroom. So I got out and went to the bathroom which was next door. I went inside one of the stalls, and after a while noticed the scribbles written on the door. They were all heart signs with a name plus another name (as in A + B). I then noticed how all of them began with girl names. Before I left the bathroom, I went to check if there were any urinals, and it turns out it didn't have any. Apparently I had been in the girl's bathroom. So I washed my hands quickly and got out, making sure nobody saw me. The reason I made such a mistake is because it was the first time I had used that specific restroom, and my school didn't have any signs pointing out which restroom belonged to which sex :D!

Another time in Geometry class, my teacher asked me why I didn't come to class the other day to do the test. I missed the test because I freaked out due to my heavy workload and not having studied enough. So I made up some excuse that my Portuguese teacher needed me that afternoon for a project. My Geometry teacher believed me and told me that she would later talk to my Portuguese teacher. That happened in the beginning of class, and during those 90 minutes I contemplated wether I would tell her the truth or not. Either way I was in for it. So at the end of class, just as everyone left, I admitted what had really happened. I was so embaressed and luckily for me my teacher was a nice person and offered to let me the chance to take the test next class. Maybe its because I tend to act innocently with teachers :D!

steelwingcrash1
February 10, 2011, 08:56 AM
As a teacher, it is my task to make myself presentable and strict in front of my students. Once, I entered a room head high, flashed a dark glare at my students (to warn them to go back to their proper seats), and pretended an angry and irritated voice at them.

I started the class devotedly and everyone was so intent on looking at me. I checked whether they were really listening or just pretending. Turns out, they were looking at me - they were looking downwards.

I shrugged that weird feeling off them.

... Until a boy in my student took courage and told me that my fly was open. I was so embarrassed back then that I turned away from them and zipped up my fly.

I pretended nothing had happened.

My students are scared of me that's why they commented nothing. But still, it was really embarrassing.

Mama Satsuki
February 15, 2011, 01:18 PM
When I was around 14, we were all playing outside with the neighnbours. It's a silly game, where everyone stands in a circle giving hands with the palms facing up. Then starts a hitting ceremony, to see who cries first. You slap the hand of whoever is to your left.

It was all so fun, everyone red-faced because of the piercing pain, but no one daring to cry first. I was laughing so hard I had to sit on the sidewalk to avoid... accidents...

it didn't help, I peed myself in front of everyone... :-_-

steelwingcrash1
February 16, 2011, 08:00 AM
In my hometown, it is nearly impossible to ride a bike. But as an impulsive 17 year old boy four years ago, I dared myself to ride a bike in our place full of fast vehicles (trucks and buses included).

...well, I crashed in a post because I was trying to evade a car in front of me.

No injuries (just scratches) happened, but to face a queue of people asking you, "Why did you even do it?" "Are you stupid or what?" "Let me take you to the police for investigation."

Ma-an, it was totally humiliating. I got surrounded by a horde of people trying to grasp what the hell happened to me.

lawlett-kun
February 16, 2011, 01:53 PM
the most embarassjing thing in my life happened when i was 16.my family and my friends were celebrating New year in a restaurant,so after a while we drank and started dancing.That was my first time drinking,so i kinda got wasted under what like 2 mins..At the end it turned out that while dancing i was trying to hit on my friend's mom infront of everyone.So embarassing

Roflkopt3r
February 16, 2011, 03:48 PM
I'm too easily embarassed and thus often rather careful. I can't really remember a spiking moment of embarassment overall worth beeing mentioned.
Actually I only did good things when I got drunk, fortunatelly :D

Mama Satsuki
February 16, 2011, 05:11 PM
oh, I remember another one.

So we were in the church. It was my little brother's baptism. I was... something like 18 or so. Here in Brazil, Catholic baptisms is done in sundays, when every kid that is to be baptised does so in the same day. Thing is, my family's schedule was so tight back then, that my grandparents, being so active in the church and all, got to make my brother's baptism just for himself.

So it was just my family in church that day.

So, the guy who was going to do the ceremony was really old. As in, REALLY old. He started reading the little panflet (everyone gets one, to be able to follow what's going on), and even said out loud parts like "Ask the godparents to hold the child".

I happen to have a funny aunt, and we sat together for this. She kept telling jokes, and I couldn't hold my laughter forever... So, when the guy started promoting the church, inviting every family there (just us) for whatever it was they were going to have later that week, I cracked. Not outloud, but even the blind guy saw me laughing. And even thought I was laughing, he kept going! He insisted on reading the panflet (that was meant for when there were many families in the church), and didn't even change some plurals to fit the situation. Heck, he could just have asked my mom if we wanted to come back later that week, instead of keep reading...

Channy
February 16, 2011, 06:57 PM
So a couple of years ago i was getting drunk with some friends and we were at my friends house and her parents use to be my old Sunday School teachers at church. so we were all just laughing having a good time i was drunk so i took my pants off and started dancing then sat down on the couch without my pants on and i was laughing so hard that i sharded myslef so i went to the bathroom and cleaned up then i come out and see alot of shit where i was sitting apparently there was a hole in my boxers and apparently i didnt shard i completely shit myself getting it all over the couch so i cleaned it up as best as i could and my friend didnt find out until like six months after it happened and her parents found stains before that and she told them that we were eating chocolate ice cream

XxLawlieTxX
February 17, 2011, 04:17 AM
I was playing Bioshock, it was probably like 6 months ago.
It was dark, me, my buddie Omar, and my bud Angela were downstairs in the middle of the night.

Mum n dad weren't home, they had went to walmart.
So was playing by myself, on this crazy level.
Omar was sitting by me on the couch, and Angela was on the other side of the room on the computer.
I had a coke in between my legs and a paper towel of chips on my lap.
Bioshock was always my fav thriller game. But everything was so quiet in my house it gave me goosebumps.
All of a sudden this Splicer just jumps out at me on the game, I jumped back and spilt some of the coke on my legs.
I turned to face Omar and Omar let out a "BOO!!" and I jumped up screaming, I fell on the ground, the chips were in my hair and the coke was all over me.
Omar started laughing his lil ass off as I got up, my face was full of fright and I didn't sleep for days,

So embarrassing cause Omar has a crush on me^^ -.-

steelwingcrash1
February 26, 2011, 10:42 AM
This happened last February 21. I was a master of the ceremony in a school program, then I nearly slipped. It was a junior senior promenade and everybody was wearing formal apparels like me. Lucky for me that I really did not slip. But many people still snickered at me.

Iceiphoenix
August 12, 2013, 05:13 AM
A couple of days ago, I was heading to the library at uni, and I was walking behind a large group of people. The doors of the library are the automatic sliding type, but they somehow didn't sense me... I obviously was not quick enough while following behind the large group and the doors closed on me. Not the "they-closed-right-in-front-of-my-face-and-I-walked-right-into-it" kind of 'closed on me', but the "I-am-stuck-between-the-sliding-doors,-please-help" kind of 'closed on me'. :emocat I was stuck for about 3 seconds or so before I managed to wriggle myself out, but by then, another large group of people saw me from afar and I heard some sniggering. :emocat So anyway, that's my story. :oh

On another note, sliding doors are quite powerful. My arms actually hurt for a bit afterwards. :oh

Googlez_kun
August 12, 2013, 11:33 AM
Same thing happened when I tried to squeeze into the train. Only that I couldn't run away after that... People are used to it in Berlin, but I still felt awkward..

Iceiphoenix
August 16, 2013, 05:01 AM
Yay. Yet another embarrassing moment today. :oh

I was on the tram with my friend and I think a car accidentally turned into the tram lane instead of the normal car lane and grazed the tram (noob driver from another state; only the state that I live in uses trams extensively). The tram hit the brakes really suddenly and everyone lurched forward. Having a really bad sense of balance, I managed to be the only one to completely fall onto the floor. To make it worse, one of my shoes came off, since the person behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. :emocat It's not like anyone laughed, but I was in the middle of a pretty crowded tram, so it was pretty embarrassing nonetheless. :emocat

Ancy
August 21, 2013, 01:48 PM
Ancy's embarrassing agenda - Part 1

So I went to an interview the other day (for a second job btw). Everything ran smoothly - talked about my background, skills and abilities. I paid attention to almost every detail: my posture, tone of voice, confidence, smile, etc; so I figured it went pretty well. However, at the end of the interview, one of the female interviewers mentioned that the buttons of my shirt (chest area) were left open. Although I was dying of embarrassment, I smiled courteously and fastened my shirt as if nothing really happened :oh.

TheMoa
August 21, 2013, 01:53 PM
wait, isn't open buttons on the chest area a standard procedure for girls on interviews? :3c

Ancy
August 21, 2013, 02:04 PM
I don't know if it's a standard procedure. Yet, I am certain they didn't catch a glimpse of my goodies - I was wearing apparel underneath my shirt. :hee

Miyagi
August 21, 2013, 02:12 PM
I don't know if it's a standard procedure. Yet, I am certain they didn't catch a glimpse of my goodies - I was wearing apparel underneath my shirt. :hee

Good, at least they won't think you left the buttons open on purpose which might give the wrong impression and reduce your chances for the job. :noworry

Naomidee
August 27, 2013, 04:16 PM
Ancy's embarrassing agenda - Part 1

So I went to an interview the other day (for a second job btw). Everything ran smoothly - talked about my background, skills and abilities. I paid attention to almost every detail: my posture, tone of voice, confidence, smile, etc; so I figured it went pretty well. However, at the end of the interview, one of the female interviewers mentioned that the buttons of my shirt (chest area) were left open. Although I was dying of embarrassment, I smiled courteously and fastened my shirt as if nothing really happened :oh.

WHOA WHOA whoa. Ok. So I guess I'll be the one to have to say it.

That. Fucking. Bitch.

Rest assured, even if you don't obtain the job, she most certainly will not. I can't believe that her desperation resorted to the appeal to visual prejudices. If I were the interviewer, I would be offended by the mere mention of something so irrelevant.

Ancy
August 28, 2013, 11:44 AM
Nomnom, you must have misread my post. She was interviewing me (along with the owner of the company (a man) - and the HR manager (another woman)). Basically there were three interviewers and one interviewee (me).

AshCandyPop
October 12, 2013, 03:59 AM
I was so drunk one time after a party at a friend's house that I thought I went home to sleep at my bed. I woke up with a headache, obviously, and blimey. I slept at my friend's house on her parent's bed.

Not too embarassing until you realized you unbuttoned your blouse midway down and undid your trousers and underwear.

Never had the courage to ask my friend if her parents saw that shameful state, though she claimed they never did and they slept at my friend's room.

Never again did I drink at their house again.

liductan
October 18, 2013, 04:14 AM
I don't have many embarrassing moments..the very few that I have don't faze me as much as they should..
In 8th..during the end of the year..a few days before summer break..Our whole 8th class were having a marathon..We had to walk on the track outside..
at least four times..Anyway, here I am walking with my friends..This boy I know..runs past me and pulls my shorts down with my underwear..slightly showing my ass..but not the
va-jay-jay(thank God) I was more shock than embarrass..I pull my shorts back up and continue walking..Surprisingly, it didn't bother me so much..

freshman year of high school(9th grade)..It's lunch break..In the cafeteria..I'm done getting food from the lunch line..I'm walking by the water fountain..and for some reason I miss the sign next to the fountain that says slippery..caution..There was on the floor..So, I slipped and fell and my food spilled all over me..while I watched everyone laughing at me.. and I laughed along with them..so it was less embarrassing..and they went a little easy on me.

Ancy
November 09, 2013, 10:12 AM
Ancy's embarrassing agenda - the proposal episode

I must admit that I've been a lazy bum these past 3 months; however, armed with the sword of motivation and a "heavy" conscience; I decided to resume my zumba routine. Yet, it is not that easy, especially when the classes are held during the week and you want to avoid having sore muscles at work.

So I figured if I'm going in the weekend and simply use the machines, I might be able to start the classes without any hassle, this coming Tuesday.

Thus, I went today. All good, until I've started my final exercise round. There was this dark chocolate guy next to me who kept staring...and staring. Finally he broke the ice by asking if I'm Spanish. Of course I smiled and inquired why was he popping this question. He said I have a Spanish physiognomy and insisted in knowing my background, because he finds me interesting. So after I revealed a few significant details about me, namely that I have a boyfriend, he left with the tail between his legs saying that he would have married me if I were alone.

What da hell :lmao

That was really awkward and embarrassing at the same time.

Kiseki
November 10, 2013, 05:20 AM
Okay, embarrassing moment. This happened while we were hosting a cosplay café. I was dressed as Haruhi (Ouran), personality down the best I can-- and I'd thought nothing was going to go wrong (if people were asking whether I really am male or female, that came with crossplay so it's fine).

Then we had an insurge of other cafégoers. Some in cosplay. Some just for the spectacle and fun. So this buddy of mine waltzes in, and he's the touchy-feely playful type. I wasn't expecting him to pull anything stupid @_@ until he grabbed my arm and swung me around in a dip.

Well, I hadn't bothered to fasten my wig well. XDD It was snug over my ponytail-- but the swing was centrifugal by force. ---- so my wig came skittering over the floor. Shortly after, someone yelled "Oh my God! He's a SHE!"

That was also correct, cosplay wise. XDDDD

Ancy
December 17, 2013, 03:32 PM
Ancy's embarrasing agenda - The Undisclosed Transaction

The other day, a slightly embarrassing episode happened at work. Before diving into storytelling, I should mention that the work environment is rather uptight (conservative relationships, formal attitudes). Besides, there is a strict policy in regard to listening to music during the programme. However, after 5.30pm one can indulge his/her animated nature by listening to low tuned tracks. All in all, it is a traditional environment that can be bent at times.

In the company, I'm amongst those few people, who can walk into the office of the managing director when in need to discussing urgent issues. So the other day, around quarter to six, I had to urgently consult him about a prospect project. Holding all the paperwork in one hand, I stepped into his office and after a few seconds of pleasantries, the subject related to the project was opened. It should have been nice and rosy; however, the music on the background kept distracting me. Muse was tinkling my ears with a myriad of Undisclosed Desires of tiny wands.

Nevertheless, after a few minutes, the subject was finally tackled and the chain of painful mental concentration was broken when my mouth started its quest to questioning my boss’ taste in music. Smiling, I found myself asking if he listens to Muse often. Puzzled, he looked at me and replied with another question. He wanted to know if I knew the band. With a pleased attitude, I blurted that not only that I knew them; I even recognized the song playing in the background.

Suddenly, I realized what I was about to reveal and kept my mouth shut. Walking slowly and smiling, I headed towards the door excusing myself. Needless to say, that the name of the song never left my lips: Undisclosed Desire (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8OOWcsFj0U). That would have been weird. :oh

:cookiestare

Charlie
February 06, 2014, 06:38 PM
What happens when you've one pants to your name and are at work and that pant gets a major rip around the mens department? :arf

Total embarrassment central!



Was taking a patient down some stairs from their residence with my coworker today with a Stair Chair (http://www.buyemp.com/img/cache/product/11230081123_Stairchairtif.jpg).
Due to some snow on the ground, lost my footing a bit. My left knee came down to the ground from a standing position.

Thankfully the patient wasn't in any danger as we were already on ground level by this time, nor hurt and was safely put down on the floor.

So got right back up, loaded the patient in the ambulance. Took him to the hospital for treatment.
After coming back in the truck. I notice a huge gaping hole on the work pants around the private area covering most of whats left of the mens zipper side.

Which explains the odd looks n laughs at the hospital I was with this patient :faint

My co-worker joked ... this is what happens when you have huge erection.... Saying things like Charlie don't get an erection when you see a patient.... (as to why the pants ripped joke):oh

Well... another day... another dollar?
Sighs the last two days have not been my days...