Come and kill the the most recent post ^

[radical3113]

heres a way to blow off some steam .

what u have to do is kill the person with the most recent post:o (obviously not in real life :nono and u can post as many times as u like)
you can use any power from any anime or manga to annihilate the deviant whos posted before u. this game is also called "kill the person above ^"

im the first to post so im obviously the most recent post, but if there was some one above me i would do somefin like....



*removes clay from pouch, forms seals, stuffs the clay into your mouth , and walks away as your head explodes *:dei (p.s you dont really need a pic/smiley)

the next person's gonna have to off me, then the next person will off him/her, then the next person will off him/her, then the next ........:BlahBlah

[Imperium]

*brings out katana* looks slowly at radical, head ever so slightly to the side and whispers sayonara *slices radicals head off*

this is such a cool thread, i always had the urge to kill people....

[radical3113]

*arises, picks up head and throws it at imperium.....head explodes...what a blast*

[Imperium]

* calls his subordinates over, they all group up and slice radicals body to pieces then throw it in the bin...... *

[radical3113]

* uses a forbidden technique to regroup body cells, emerges from the bin grabs a subordinate and uses him to beat the others to death. the throws the remaining subordinate at imperium whilst simultaneously exploding him* ( that was a hard one to get out of british ppl are evil lol)

[Imperium]

*comes out from the smoke, face contorted in fury and says "your good". Before radical can even move uses kuma's power teleports to radical's side (the one in the new onepiece chapter) then teleports radical somewhere far far away* (i agree were totally evil :kukuku)

[radical3113]

*held onto imperiums clothes durring teleportation, looks around sees desolate wasteland, spins back around grabs imperium by the throat and says "this is it" stabs him with one of the blades stolen the the subordinates,....and waits.....for his blood to run dry*

[Imperium]

*radical waits*
......
*radical waits*
......
*radical waits*
......
*and finally realizes i have no blood, all the while, i was secretly attaching a bomb to you that can never be taken off, and then i run away and it goes boom "art is a bang!" *

[radical3113]

*true, the could not be removed but its blast could be softened, !boom! i arise with little energy, luckily i have a couple of illegal energy pills , ........!gulp! , .........they've kicked in i use flash step to swiftly move to ur presence* "so u have no blood do u" * before u could replie with a cliche line, i stretch forth my hand* "hadou no san jue ichi ....byakuri" (demon art 31 ...whitelightning" !5000v!

[Imperium]

*eats the gomu gomu devil fruit before it hits, :nana lightning cant effect me, looks at radical straight in the eyes, goes gear second and uses gomu gomu no jet gattling gun!!!! *

[radical3113]

*jumps out of the way before gun is fired removes rope from utility belt i stole from a guy in a batman costume. lasso's gun and pulls it towards me* " aha the tables have turned goes gear second and uses gomu gomu no jet gattling gun!!!!:pwned

[DemonDays]

*uses mangekouye sharingan and sends your limbs to another dimension, while lying there limbless i blast you in the face with a rasengannnn*

[radical3113]

* !poof! nothing more than a shadow clone, only two ways two beat the sharingan close your eyes or attack from behind* "kage bunshin no justu(i know its overused)" *10 clones appear and all simultaneously attack with a katon jutsu*

[Impel Down]

Alright, I'll go at you, my manga-style

*chains surround me and are shattered with lightning*
*form lance in my hand*
*stand right in front you as your bunshins all explode*
*shut down your heart with a blast of lightning*

[rabb]

I'll do it oav style, then

*swims up form the bottom of the lake in his EVA unit, hoists the giant cruiser that is always on the lake, no matter how many times it gets blown up, and never seems to have a competent crew.... other wise they might actually, oh, i don't know, shoot something? and throws the damned thing on top of impel down, who is impelled down into the pavement*

sorry for the idiotic pun, couldn't help it :p silly Asuka and her useless cruiser :XD

[radical3113]

*i appear from behind u* "you should have known i would never stand amongst my bunshin" taste ur own medicine ...hadou no san jue ichi ....byakuri" (demon art 31 ...white lightning) *!5000v!*

[rabb]

*the elevator door opens, and you here my voice, but no one is there, just the police in the hall your standing now. suddenly i let loose from the elevator, trailing bullets up your stomach, chest, and then exploding your head. as your lifeless corpse collapses into a bloody pile of twitching meat, i drop my optic camouflage*

[Impel Down]

*the room fills with mist and you fall asleep*
*you wake up tied to a chair with a mysterious device attached to your neck with spikes coming out of it*
*you find a scalpel in your hand and an X-ray of your skull with a key behind your eye*
*a voice says 90 seconds*
*you stab at your eye, trying to get the key*
*you're too late*
*you die*

This rip-off of Saw II was brought to you by Impel Down and Viewers Like You.

[Imperium]

*shoots impel in the head, simple and clean*



This rip-off of Saw II was brought to you by Impel Down and Viewers Like You.

:rofl

[Impel Down]

Imperium, while laughing, fails to realize that he actually shot himself. Impel Down wins.

[Imperium]

*impel down is sent to Impel Down for the murder of the great Imperium and while there is scared of my retribution and kills himself by stabbing himself in the heart meanwhile i've been brought back to health by the great doctor chopper!*

[Impel Down]

Imperium wakes up and realizes it was all a dream. As he looks around the room, he sees myself and a person covering their body in a sheet. I pull off the sheet and it's a sexy pregnant girl. Imperium dies of a nose bleed.

[Imperium]

LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :rofl

*right before i die, i show the pregnant girls true form, its a naked Ian McKellen....impel dies of the shame of sleeping with Ian McKellen*

how is that for payback :D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ian_McKellen

[Impel Down]

As I collapse on the ground, an exorcist runs in and throws a clove of garlic at Ian McKellen and he turns into Matthew McConnahey, and my shame goes away and I become rejuvenated! Then I kick you're already dead body.

[Imperium]

A time mage accidentally walks into the scene, seeing the Great Imperiums dead body begin molested he feels nothing but cold anger, rewinding the time around Imperiums body he brings me back to life. I arise to see my arch-enemy looking at me with fear in his eyes and i say " so impel-hime, your still alive....but not for long", i use flash steps to come behind impel and with one swipe of my sword, impels head hits the floor with a dull thud!

[Impel Down]

Of course, my head hit the flook because I slipped and bonked in on the ground, but in doing so, dodged his blade. Imperium fails to notice the dynamite I also threw into the air as I fell, and it landed on him, exploding and taking him out.

[Imperium]

Impel fails to realize, since I've been revived stuff like explosives, guns and dynamite do not effect me, i get up and walk over to impel. I hand him my gun and tell him save me the trouble and kill yourself, impel ask "why should i kill myself" i reply simply, "what does flook mean". Impel takes the gun aims carefully at his heads and says "Sayonara, sweet world" and shoots himself in the head!

[Impel Down]

As Imperium smiles and walks away, he notices that the bullet that was fired was not an ordinary bullet. Impel Down stands up and smiles and throws a knife at Imperium, who stands up and rams his head into it, killing himself. Impel Down picks up the gun and says, "Kufufufu, good 'ol Possession Bullet"

[GantzerVSNightmare]

Hmm..... the Ultimate battle between "Impel Down" and "Imperium" ends here !!
*Summons "Heist"(the Biggest Fearsome Phoenix)*
Go Rip 'em Off *says Gantzer*
Go Cut 'em in pieces *says Nightmare*

The Two Are Simply Gone , their heads are flying in the air , the Blood is everywhere !!

Kukukukukuku*Gantzer and Nightmare Dissapears like the Death Angel*

[Impel Down]

As the two begin to leave, Imperium and Impel Down appear in front of them, Impel glowing with lightning and Imperium's fists on fire. As the two deathly angels turn around, they see the figures they cut down vanish into fist and turn back to see a fury of blows coming from the two in front of them.

"Super Barrage of the Imps!" They scream as Gantzer and Nightmare are blasted back, into the sky. As they look out, with blurred vision, they notice the two fuse into...Loki! With his ring aglow, he pummels the two beaten fighters into the ground, where they get up and collapse again. A job well done.

[Imperium]

*claps impel on the back and says "the imp's sure showed him"*

[Impel Down]

*high fives Imperium* treaty!

[Imperium]

*agreed, now who shall we next eliminate*

[Impel Down]

...well, I guess we kind of killed of this topic, then.

[Imperium]

...true and it only lasted 3 pages :XD

[Impel Down]

You broke the treaty on the HOT7!

*FALCON PUNCH!*
Who's Impel-hime now?

[Imperium]

*imperium is saved by ajikan, who shot thunder bolts out of their guitars at impel, who dies*

they saved me because im cool :noworry

[Impel Down]

As Imperium walks away, he sees that the lightning bolts were sucked into the guitars of...DETHKLOK! The music is so powerful that, like at many Dethklok concerts, blood spews from Imperium and he either kills himself or explodes somehow.

[Imperium]

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band!!!!!!!
The beatles come and just whop impel's ass...killing him

XDDDD

[Impel Down]

Plays "The White Album" and Imperium goes Charles Manson crazy, and I use that opportunity to rip his heart out.

[rabb]

*while swinging a grappling hook around, kicks in the door, surprizing Impel Down, and throws hook, which proceeds to wrap around his neck as a single hook drives up into his chin. then, giving a single pull, twists his neck, and rips off a decent portion of Impel's face*

[hatsuharupeace]

*after rabb rips off Impel's face, hatsuharu, in the meantime, goes and pokes rabb to death*

[GothHearth]

Uh Uh .... hatsuharupeace Shall Die ! Super Duper Hyper Sexy No Jutsu *Heart Attack*

[Imperium]

Shoots goth with a 9mm....:pwned

[gdupninja]

Hits imperium with a gumo gumo jet rocket

[Imperium]

*Imperium brings out his Shikomizue, and slices gdupninja up.*

(Reviving this thread XD)

[ILUVATAR]

*Iluvatar hidden in the dark watches the scene......*
*a voice is heard "Hitten Mitsurugi" and Imperium drops dead "Kuzu Ryu Sen" the voice continues*
(helping at killing i mean reviving :gigglebunny)

[gigantor21]

Gigantor21: ZA WARUDO!! (The World!)

*Stops time, throws dozens of knives at ILUV, then drops a steamroller on him before he falls*

Gigantor21: WRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY!!!

[Streifen]

*shows a nude pic of chuck norris to gigantor21*

*gigantor dies.....*

[Gold Knight]

...

*Bans*

That was cruel and unjust punishment.

[ILUVATAR]

*though already dead revives himself from an unknown to human kind virus and bites Gold Knight*
*the virus spreads, the world dies*
copyrighted* :rofl

[Impel Down]

*gets in just in time to stop the virus-zombies from destroying the world*
*Uses his massive power to knock over a skyscraper that crushes the zombies, including Luvatar*
*gets himself a glass of ginger ale*

[ILUVATAR]

-_-
obliterrates Imp with the satelite that was ment to hit the spot he was standing from the beggining of time
the name's iluvatar -> ILUVATAR, i put it all in caps cause when i type it Iluvatar i don't kinda like the way "I" stands next to "l". it's a name, a full one. it is the name of the creator of Middle-Earth. which comes from the book Silmarilion of J.R.R. Tolkien, the creator of the Trilogy "The Lord of the Rings"
:rofl seriously, i have to make a topic just for my nickname xD it is annoying that only a few know what it means and even fewer from where it comes from

[dr_ndr]

*Wants to do it quickly before his opponent.*
*Using a dark magic spirit, Unleashes his power faster than he would do in direct way.*
*But the mischievous spirit uses his power and... summons an army of rabbits.*
*While getting angry about spirit, thinks of what to do next. But ILUVATAR suddenly collapses because of shock generated by an old fear of rabbits hidden in the subconscious.*
*jaws drop.* OMG HE DIED. *doesn't know what to do with the thousands of rabbits the spirit summoned.*

[ILUVATAR]

*though dead his angry spirit passes through not the other world but inside of the nearest rabbit* =O
and a new hero is born ILUVRABBITS (new joke thingy i came up with yesterday, since everybody confuses my nickname i'll use it against you :kukuku) being the leader of them all says to every nearby rabbit that dr_ndr is a giant carrot.......
Due to certain violation of human and rabbits rights the following picture has been cut off for your children's and your sake.

[dr_ndr]

*desperately trying to dodge the "SPIRALLING RABBIT SPHERE", although not aware that he is ILUVRABBITS the super rabbit hero, decides to eleminate their leader. and for that he decides to use one of highest level curses (why for a rabbit?=)), the "NEVER ENDING NIGHT". an inescapable magical barrier that seal the soul inside. the soul is cursed to walk in the darkness forever, not knowing what to do. he manages to bring the spell just before the rabbits attack but...* OMG WHICH ONE IS THE LEADER? WHICH ONE IS MAKING THEM DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS? *looking around he sees a rabbit that stands out of the crowd... thinking that one looks like the boss around sends the spell towards it. the spell hits and the rabbit suddenly falls but the rabbits don't stop!!! exhausted from using such advanced dark magic, loses consciousness. and in the front line a rabbit starts laughing like a maniac. out of breathe from laughing, ILUVRABBITS dies happy.*

[EvilGenious]

A horde of headless horsemen come riding toward me. I run away, screaming like a baby banshee. Then, I turn around and go all godmode on them. I climb atop their dead, decaying bodies and place the flag of my ultimate utopia on them, saying "Life's a bitch, ain't it, assholes!"

Yeah, I ruined it...so shoot me!

[ILUVATAR]

among the grass that the headless horsemen along with EvilGenius have stopped are hidden the descendants of ILUVRABBITS, the terrifying ILUVBUNNIES. they have one target, one goal...... they wait patiently till the moment arrives and then all of a sudden they do their move. Scratching and biting they drop EvilGenius to the ground. she is unaware of the treasure she holds. after a fierce struggle she dropds dead. ILUVBUNNIES take the cookies from her pockets and return to their casually innocently way of living. mission accompliced.

[EvilGenious]

*stands to her feet only to fall to her knees* NOOOOOOOO!!!! My cookies! Those damn ILUVBUNNIES will pay for this!
*whips a potato gun from out of nowhere and charges toward the BUNNIE lair*

[weixiaobao]

just coming in the battle scene with all these dead bodies laying around.. and shit mad lady (evil genious) charging at me with a gun-shaped potatoes.. quickly dodge it ... then snap away the potatoes and jam it down evilgenious's throat, chocking her to death..

[EvilGenious]

*chokes and croaks over*

[Djmewmew]

*pulls dynamite outta nowhere, blows Evil up*

[ILUVATAR]

still lurking around the area has his eyes on Djmewmew for a while then jumps and bites a bunch of dynamites on Dj's backpack. Djmewmew blows up
giggles hidden in the tall grass

[admirenkiwi]

i choose you oompa loompa!
*stuff everyone with chocolate, get them fat, then roll them around the field onto landmines*
(drama scene - *cries* "best way to get rid of you and my enemies" *sniff*)
=P

[EvilGenious]

*throws a hacky sack at mds, hoping that mds knows what to do with it, all while singing "Freak on a Leash" by Korn*

[admirenkiwi]

*catches the hacky sack* :blink
*throws it twice as hard at evilgenious* WITHOUT LOOKING!
and naaah i didnt miss, i got aim mawn :p

[EvilGenious]

*catches hacky sack and proceeds to tackle mds*

[admirenkiwi]

*holds out a red cloth*
"el toro" ~ :XD

[EvilGenious]

*unlocks teh cage of a real bull and films it chasing mds*

[admirenkiwi]

*runs after evilgenious*
- laughs at you AND me -
:loool

[EvilGenious]

mwah!!!! im one evil, f***ed up b!tch!

[admirenkiwi]

huh? :blink
*runs past evilgenious*
"HAHA! dont let the redbull bite!" :XD

[EvilGenious]

*runs after mds*

ladies first, asshole!

[admirenkiwi]

*starts sprinting*
"naaa naaa naa na na catch me if you can catch up ":p
heeeey im a lady too! :blink

[EvilGenious]

:blink *super confused*

[rykarreolacr]

*murders EvilGenious for not knowing that mds is a girl (a very HAWT one btw)*

[EvilGenious]

*screams because her partner in crime got murdered*

how could you do that, ryk? *sniff* i thought we had something?

[admirenkiwi]

:loool
*sits in the audience and watches the love scene*

[EvilGenious]

*whips out the potato gun and begins to chase everyone down with it*

[ILUVATAR]

*throws landmines and hand grenades infront of Evilgenious*
BOOM
*takes the potato gun from corpse*
*starts munching the potatoes*

[EvilGenious]

*returns to ILUVATAR in the form of a shinigami and proceeds to kill him, making him a shinigami*

take that, b!tch! MWAAHHHHH!!!!

[Sasuke_Kai_92]

* spirit bombs's everyone * :p

[EvilGenious]

*runs to take cover*

darn you, sasuke kai!

[ILUVATAR]

without being noticed, the sound of the bombs covering his movements, stabs Sasuke_kai from the back and runs to finish off EvilGenius with a soul slayer sword

[admirenkiwi]

waits for the right moment after he finishes everyone off to sniper ILUVATAR's head off from a distance.
*PASHEW!* :whoo

[EvilGenious]

hides in the shadows to take the souls of the dearly departed members of mh to the afterlife, where we can all party like rockstars

[Imperium]

*Takes out his katana and unleshes hell*

[EvilGenious]

:guns

die, zombies!!!

[hunter71485]

*writes previous poster's name on a Death Note for simply not having enough posts*

[EvilGenious]

becomes a shinigami so she can behead the person above her for making fun of her posts number*

[hunter71485]

*whips the previous poster to death*

[EvilGenious]

*goes after person above her w/ a giant snake*

[hunter71485]

*makes previous poster watch every bill cosby show that sucked while in acid bath*

[EvilGenious]

i would rather have my eyes jabbed out and fed to the rats than watch those!

[hunter71485]

*accedes to poster's request; jabs eyes out, and lets loose all flesh-eating rats*

[EvilGenious]

*climbs upon a huge pile of dead bodies and raises her flag*

"I am the emperor of the world!!!"

[hunter71485]

*takes out a hockey mask*

"this is my hollow form... JASON! now you DIE!"

[EvilGenious]

*runs at hunter with a pair of scissors screaming something that would only be found in braveheart*

die you!

*falls down and jabs eye w/ scissors*

[admirenkiwi]

enters evilgenious's mind and controls her to shoot everyone who submitted a post on this thread besides me! :kukuku

[EvilGenious]

SPORK!!! HOW I LOVE THEE!!!

hehehehehe...

[admirenkiwi]

OMG!! you changed your sig and avatar!! :XD
*stabs evilgenious and steals the picture on her avatar*

[hunter71485]

*sends a brain-eating zombie at admirenkiwi's room*

[ILUVATAR]

strangles hunter71845 with Indiana's whip >.> silently

[hunter71485]

kills ILUVATAR with GROSS CAPITALISATIONS

[EvilGenious]

*knocks down hunter71485 and stabs him with a spork*

[hunter71485]

*feeds EvilGenious into hordes of T-virus mutated office workers*

[kaliayev]

*tapes hunter's eyes open and unleashes the ark on him*

*conveniently dies in the process*

[EvilGenious]

*revives kaliayev from the dead and puts him on evilgenious' right side*

[kaliayev]

*is apparently undead and isn't able to harm his necromancer master*

*awaits further orders and the final death*

[EvilGenious]

*orders kaliayev to kill everyone but himself and his master*

[kaliayev]

*proceeds to do so*

*chops off own head because he can't deal with the guilt of killing anyone but hunter*

[EvilGenious]

*sigh*

i lost another one to their conscience...

[hunter71485]

*proceeds to do so*

*chops off own head because he can't deal with the guilt of killing anyone but hunter*

*didn't succeed,for i hunter had been integrated by Pein Rikudou, proceeds to infect the world with T-virus*

[kaliayev]

*is wondering why hunter thinks he would have bothered with him a second time after his body was melted by the sight of crazy phantoms coming out of a relic*

*is now a headless horseman and somehow lost his moral functioning in the process*

[hunter71485]

*sends Sweeney Todd after kaliayev*

[kaliayev]

*kills johnny depp. apparently, depp can only kill him when the former has facial hair*

*to appease the depp fans, he chooses not to mutilate the corpse and awaits any necromancer activity. of course, since depp will be undead, he won't be able to grow any facial hair*

[hunter71485]

*depp instantly becomes edward scissorhands and cuts up kaliayev*

[kaliayev]

*laughs at the fact that depp still doesn't have any facial hair and casts a spell preventing depp from transforming into any of his other roles*

*sends a massive boulder in hunter's direction and tells him not to forget his hat. squish*

[hunter71485]

*whips kaliayev at the last moment and casts nether swap to switch places before getting squished*

[kaliayev]

*since the whip is still wrapped around his leg, he instantly pulls hunter over to him. he's not going down alone*

[hunter71485]

*not really indy, but orochimaru in Indy's skin; spits self out far far away so kaliayev is crushed alone by the boulder*

[kaliayev]

*is really kasumi gyoubu so he merges with and passes through the boulder. he then grabs hunter and breaks all the bones in his body*

[hunter71485]

*performs the soul transfer technique on kaliayev*

[kaliayev]

*transforms into kouga gennosuke and reverses hunter's technique. then says, 'have fun in your broken body, you hostile bum'*

[hunter71485]

*which goes to show that kaliayev has been trapped in a complicated genjutsu from his first post, his body being eaten by moths because he is unconscious and everything he says from here on out is just his fantasy*

[kaliayev]

*quotes the zhuangzi, forcing hunter to realize that the dream is reality*

[hunter71485]

*didn't read the post above, but puts kaliayev's corpse in a public display for profit*

[kaliayev]

*laughs at the fact that hunter just identified himself as a communist and tells mccarthy*

[hunter71485]

*laughs at the fact that hunter just identified himself as a communist and tells mccarthy*

*murdered in the most brutal way possible for claiming that i'm a communist; contemplates on sending word to mods...*

[EvilGenious]

*blows up both hunter and kaliayev*

mwwaahhhhhh!

[kaliayev]

*turns out he had transformed into yakushiji tenzen before the explosion and reconstitutes himself after being blown to pieces*

*tells evilgenious that that technique won't work on him twice and starts eating hunter's remains*

mmm, bite-sized pieces.

[hunter71485]

*becomes a parasitic entity inside kaliayev, blowing him up permanently and restores body*

[EvilGenious]

*places a mind control jutsu on everyone and proceeds to throw satan off his throne*

[kaliayev]

*discovers that hunter obviously doesn't know who tenzen is, which means hunter doesn't realize that his method wouldn't work*

*whips out his katana, slices satan in half, and realizes that the only person he's killed without being under someone else's control is hunter*

[hunter71485]

*because i'm still inside kaliayev's body*

[kaliayev]

*has his demonic symbiont eject hunter from his body, leaves the parasite on the ground, and remarks that he isn't worth destroying in his current form*

[EvilGenious]

*proceeds to read hentai while kaliayev and hunter fight a neverending battle*

[kaliayev]

*sees the wisdom in above post and decides to go smoke some pot with some friends*

[EvilGenious]

*looks up from her doujin to find that kaliayev has left the building, then goes back to reading*

[hunter71485]

*laughs while reading thousands of hentai stored in a villa in hueco mundo, left parasitic body-turned-airborne virus to turn every living thing into refuse-eating mutants*

[ILUVATAR]

puts lethal, poison dust on the hentais of all the people above..... :fufufu breath ignorant children...breath :fufufu

[hunter71485]

*watches ILUVATAR die laughing while inhaling his own poison *

[EvilGenious]

*shuts self up in apartment until the world ends*

[13inugirl13]

takes a flame thower and wachs them burn

[EvilGenious]

*hides under the bed until the end of the world*

[ILUVATAR]

*makes Godgila step on that bed*

[EvilGenious]

*managed to dodge the evil monster and throw a massive bomb in his wake, blowing him up to smithereens! then evil proceeds to pull out her flamethrower and go after ILUVATAR*

[blai]

*lurked EvilGenious out to a minefield and made her blow up before she could reach Iluvatar* *giggles as < walks home*

[EvilGenious]

*raises back from the head and proceeds to chop off Blai's head, then goes to laugh at the misfortune of others*

[blai]

* grew a new head in 0.002seconds and sneaked up to EvilGenious and while she were laughing I threw a popcorn so she choked and died*

[EvilGenious]

*raises from the dead again and goes and plays guitar until the chaos dies down*

[hunter71485]

*starts the instrumentality project to kill everyone*

[EvilGenious]

*hits hunter upside his head with her guitar and flashes him a cold, calculating glare*

can i help?

[hunter71485]

*hands the lilith portion to evilgenious*
yeah start by absorbing that one.

[EvilGenious]

*does what hunter orders her to do, while laughing maniacally*

[ILUVATAR]

*being a sniper shooter from a young age he doesn't hessitate to shoot EvilGenius right between the eyes from the building across the street...*

[EvilGenious]

*manages to dodge the bullet Matrix style and unleashes an army of strippers to take over the area*

[ILUVATAR]

*dies from a severe nosebleed* x_x
*pushes the button to set off the bomb in the blocks around*

[EvilGenious]

*gets blown up to bits and gives up going down to the firey lake of burning sulfur to play poker with Hitler, Stalin, and Lenin...kicking all their a$$es*

[ILUVATAR]

*follows EvilGenius down there.... and starts a revolution against the demons having angels on the league*

[nxlouco]

*Arrives Randomly Putting A Bullet In ILUVATAR's Head*

[EvilGenious]

*joins ILUVATAR in his revolution*
*screams battle cry while slaying away*

[ILUVATAR]

*getting killed in the midth of battle between good and evil ressurects being something between both* xD
*blows up the devils' ass up to heaven with all his lackies..... EvilGenius happens to be still near the explosion*

[EvilGenious]

*dies then takes over heaven, laughing maniacally*

[ILUVATAR]

*plugs his ears to not hear the laughter*
*plugs EvilGenius to stop her laughing more*
*goes upstairs and kills god..... he was too old anyway*

[EvilGenious]

*tackles ILUVATAR with the gag still in place and proceeds to do random things with him*

[ILUVATAR]

:tackle *wondering if it is this kind of tackle*
*follows EvilGenius*

[EvilGenious]

*gets bored then leaves to find something more entertaining*

[ILUVATAR]

*shoots EvilGenius on the back, then gets back down to earth to complete his plotting*

[EvilGenious]

*screams and crawls to where ILUVATAR is, cutting his head completely clean*

[nxlouco]

* While ILUVATAR is Getting Back Down To Earth <-- Plants A C4 Right Where He is About To Land, Then Runs Supah Fast*

[ILUVATAR]

*headless with a clean cut drops on the C4*
*a miscalculation on the explosives kills nxlouco who is still running*

[nxlouco]

* Had A Shadow Clone in His Place, While Watching From Far Away*

[ILUVATAR]

*calling his attack "revenge from the grave" appears beneath nxlouco and burries him up to his neck*

[blai]

*is bored so Blai is just chopping Ilus head off*

[ILUVATAR]

what's wrong with my head people? :devil-mad
holding his sakabatou from the correct edge whirlwinds' cutting a lot of heads around him in a rampage

[EvilGenious]

*decides to join the Akatsuki, hoping to keep away from the chaos that is the Fun Forum*
*looks damn good in black with red cloud print*

[ILUVATAR]

*blows up the cave that Akatsuki has for a hideout* >.> simply old fashioned

[EvilGenious]

*manages to dodge the attack, happening to be on a mission to Lightning Country to do some "recruiting"*

[ILUVATAR]

*sends a lightning down on her head* copyrighted by Sasuke \o/

[EvilGenious]

*smacks ILUVATAR for imitating Sasuke*

[nxlouco]

*Comes Out With A Rapid-Fire Shotgun And Finishes Off Everyone........*

[EvilGenious]

*sits in emo corner, crying, until everyone stops with the mass chaos*

[ILUVATAR]

murmuring that EvilGenious chose the wrong thread to do that comes right over her and drops the ceiling on her...

[EvilGenious]

*shoots everyone dead and laughs maniacally*

[nxlouco]

*throws a shuriken right on EvilGenious´s Head Before getting shot*

[EvilGenious]

*strangles the necks of random nobodies before committing ritual suicide*

[ILUVATAR]

creates the perfect merder by killing EvilGenius and making it look like she commited a ritual suicide :kukuku

[EvilGenious]

*rises from the dead and proceeds to strangle ILUVATAR*

[ILUVATAR]

holding a cross-shaped gun shoots EvilGenius through the heart with a holy bullet

[EvilGenious]

*grins evilly when bullet passes through, not harming her and attacks*

[ILUVATAR]

*keeping it hidden from EvilGenius till the last moment keeps her on him and pulls the pin*
*Holy Bomb Version 5.4 explodes* xD

[EvilGenious]

*screams as her left arm and right leg are ripped off*
*goes and gets automail put on, making her invincible*

[ILUVATAR]

=O
*choosing something as evil as that of his opponent sets his soul in an armor and attacks again*

[EvilGenious]

*dodges attack and performs quick alchemy to place opponent in a steel cage lined with magnets*

[ILUVATAR]

ouch :x
focuses on his inner power releashing energy and braking the cage
the blast takes EvilGenius alone

[EvilGenious]

*is knocked unconscious for a moment by the blast*
*wakes up and uses Tsukiyomi on ILUVATAR*

[ILUVATAR]

*calls forth a ghost of a legendary samurai and puts it in his sakabatou*
*attacks fearlessly*

[EvilGenious]

*runs away and screams like a little emo boy*

[ILUVATAR]

*stays idle while thinking that there are emo girls too to begin with*
*starts chasing after EvilGenius with a chainsaw*

[EvilGenious]

*screams like the little girl she should be and proceeds to give ILUVATAR sad puppy eyes*
*thinks if that don't work...wonders what else would...*

[ILUVATAR]

*attacks EvilGenius while yelling "I PREFER CATS OVER DOGS"*
*laughs*
as if i would reveal my weak point that easy

[EvilGenious]

*screams and throws a porn magazine and a hentai magazine as a distraction*

[ILUVATAR]

*covers his eyes and keeps going tracking her by smell alone*

[EvilGenious]

*proceeds to mask smell by mixing in with a group of heavy metal rockers*

[ILUVATAR]

*drops dead from the heavy sweaty smell*
*opens his eyes again now that he left the distracting magazines back and keeps chasing*

[EvilGenious]

*laughs and screams "You can't catch me!"*
*runs right into a tree and gets knocked out*

[ILUVATAR]

*catches up with her stands above her with the chainsaw over his head and...
dies from a heartattack*
while he falls the chainsaw runs them both -.-

[EvilGenious]

*is in heaven with ILUVATAR and hits him upside the head for being stupid enough to kill himself in the process*

[ILUVATAR]

*throws EvilGenius off the cloud they're riding* -.- simple and clean

[EvilGenious]

*flips ILUVATAR off while she falls back down to earth*

talkin' about a fallen angel!

[ILUVATAR]

:rofl :lmao who're you calling an angel? :kukuku

*while falling makes a phonecall, makes some arrangements and god sends another cloud to pick him up*

[EvilGenious]

*curses ILUVATAR for pushing her off and proceeds to reek havoc on earth*

[ILUVATAR]

*leaves it be*
those fools need some havoc down there

[EvilGenious]

*evil laughter*
*pulls out flamethrower and becomes chaotic*

[ILUVATAR]

*gathers some clouds up here and creates rain just for the hell of it* :rofl

[EvilGenious]

*curses ILUVATAR for the rain*
*goes back to heaven and smacks him again*

[ILUVATAR]

*jumps around the clouds confusing EvilGenius making her drop again*

[EvilGenious]

*flips ILUVATAR off again and proceeds to cause even more havoc on earth*

[ILUVATAR]

*while falling calls forth thunder once again to finish the job sending EvilGenius straight down to hell*

[EvilGenious]

*dodges all that ILUVATAR sends down....laughing and coughing in the process*
why send me there? I'll go willingly myself!

[~Shiki-Sama~]

hmmm...

*Smiles softly, and walks away....*

*Changed his mind and rushes to ILUVATAR and EvilGenious.. summons 1000 blades and sycthe and stops time... then shove 500 blades to EvilGenious mouth and does the same to ILUVATAR... walks away and sigh... starts time again...*

*Not satisfied he summons Death him self to reap every single soul who posted comments in this topic (Future comments beware!).. walks away again and grinned*

THANK YOU.... -_-a

[ILUVATAR]

*with his last breath Ilu-kun stabs a gigantic cross on Shiki-sama's forehead* >.>

[nat]

* Appears from behind, takes out a silencer and shoots the head of an already dying ILUVATAR, nobody hears a thing. Leaves quietly and plots the next death*

[ILUVATAR]

while on spirit form he possesses agent 47 that happens to be nearby and makes a whole - assassinate the new face in Fun Forums - plot. nobody ever learns about what happened to that poor girl >_>

[rabb]

traps everyone who posted in the last ten pages in the main engine room, with a busted isolated steam valve, then, while outside, opens steam to the isolated system. 4000 psia of super saturated steam pours threw the hole, and floods the room. the room is uninhabitable after ten seconds.

[Imperium]

Taps rabb on the shoulder. Rabb turns around and he see's is a man in a mask with a water pistol. Rabb collapses dead, the man slowly turns around and walks away whistling to himself.

[hyn_pride93]

Imperium has just finished posting on MH and has really ticked off a member. That member contacts a certain buddie and is sent to find Imperium. Imperium is found walking around London a few days later with a girl around the same age as him. The buddie uses his power of telekinesis to lure him into a deserted region of the town where no one can see them. Then without warning, the girl beside Imperium begins to scream as her eyes turn icy blue and unleashes a massive blizzard throughout the area freezing everything except for the three of them. The buddie jumps down from a rooftop and lands softly on the snow and glares at the two through his shades. As Imperium starts to quiver with fear and shock, he pees his pants and falls to his knees. The girl begins glare back at the buddie, her eyes shining now. The man (buddie) laughs and with one flick of his finger, the girl is thrown back against a wall where above her head is a fire escape ladder. Looking up in a daze the girl witnesses the icicles above her before they fall and pierce her straight through her head.

Imperium is now screaming his head off and running through the snow. Frantically escaping the snowy alley, he turns into a populated area of London. Thinking that he's alright, he cleans himself and changes into clothes that were packed away in his backpack. Tears pour out of him because his friend had just been killed. THEN, he stops walking. His spine straightens itself out so that Imperium is standing straight up. His head in the tilted up, looking upon the rooftops of the city. Without a seconds thought, he knew exactly what was happening, he had been found. Searching the rooftops for the man, he finally spots him and begins to throw a major tantrum. Wanting to kill the man for what he did to the girl, he screams and screams, trying to struggle to break free from the hold of the man's power. Then, with a dangerous grin, the man turns away and the man is set free. As Imperium starts to move his legs, they burst and blood is splattered everywhere. Yelling and screaming out of pain, he then starts to feel something in his stomach. Then his whole body is disintegrated right there on the street in front of everyone. Blood everywhere and his body, no more.

lol beat that one! lol just playing around Imperium, so don't take it personal.

[qwan3356]

While hyn_pride93 is laughing at how beautiful a post they have just made. . . they fear a scary chill, and out of nowhere, is hit in the back of the head. . . . When he comes to, he sees that his body is laying on the ground and comes to the realization that he has pasted to the next life. without a clue to who did the deed.

[hyn_pride93]

qwan3356 is alone in his house in front of the computer screen by himself. There's a knock on the door and just as he goes to open it, he hears a door creak behind him. The dark house is empty and no one is in there but him. He opens the door to find a cow standing there going "moooooo". He laughs and says, "stupid cow", and turns around to go back to MH when he sees a disfigured thing smiling at him. qwan is knocked on the head and passes out. He wakes up to find the thing feeding on his flesh and qwan knows that he can't do anything because half his body was gone.

[rabb]

*watches hyn's horribly disfiggured form eating qwan... walks up to him, moo's loudly, and bites his neck, and twists, snapping his neck, and drinks his blood.*

vampiric cow form ftw (and the kill)

[BurningDragonFly]

(Power of Anger Fills me)
SUPER-FIST OF ULTIMATELY EVIL SWORD: POMEGRANATE!!!!!
(Cleaves rabb in halve with energy charges scissors)

[hyn_pride93]

Boom!!! And his head is blown off by a shotgun

[jukrat]

hyn_pride93 just killed the stunt and he doesn't know the real one was behind him with katana. his head is not with his body anymore

[hyn_pride93]

jukrat is cleaning some chimney and santa comes down and crushes him. Merry Christmas!

[jukrat]

jukrat gave hyn_pride93 a new jacket for Christmas, what d'hell! it has poison all over it..there is no cure for that poison..goodbye hyn_pride93..
hey happy new year!

[Raysen_ht]

jukrat was celebrating the new year, and suddenly a Ginormous robot apeear... he is the Anti-spiral that fought agains Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagan! Before jukrat can even scream, the giant robot uses a GIGA DRILL BREAKER on him and send him out of the space-time-continium while evaporating every molecule of his DNA

EDIT: What a fun thread...hehehe

[hyn_pride93]

Raysen is online and browsing in the fun forum and... dies in his sleep. :rofl

[Raysen_ht]

^what a good way of dieing... thx i guess

Sorry but ill be much more evil :kukuku

Hyn was walking down her street, minding her own beseness and suddunly a cow (:s) droped from the sky on her head and squashed her

[Organizized]

Raysen drinks a glass of water and walks out in the street. Once there, he heads towards the nearest bus station, since today he is going to the mall. The bus station is completely empty, which is not particularly peculiar; people have already gone off to whatever work they may have or school they may go to. The bus arrives a couple of minutes late, and Raysen steps on it. He asks if this bus goes to the mall, and the dog behind the wheel says it does. So Raysen sits down a few seats from the very front and starts humming on a nice little melody he heard somewhere but didn't quite know where. Then suddenly he realized.

"WAIT, WHAT THE HELL AREN'T YOU A D.."

But it was too late. The dog, who obviously couldn't drive (duh, I mean it's a dog) had hit the wall of the building next to the bus stop. Raysen was thrown forward with an extreme force, breaking through the windshield, onto the now demolished wall and finally landed in the bloody splinters of glass on the cold, hard pavement.
Then he stood up unharmed but it turned out that the glass of water he drank earlier was liquid nitrogen and so, on that very spot, he once again fell to the ground and died from old age.

Take that!

[hyn_pride93]

Organizized sees me coming to "kill him" when actually I'm just coming to talk to him and discuss how we're going to kill Raysen for calling me a GIRL!!

Raysen is walking around in the park one night with a significant other when it starts to snow. As more and more of the snow comes down Raysen notices that something strange is going on. Raysen turns to look at his significant other and sees that he is holding hands with Organizized (who has the power to shape shift) and freaks out. I come up from behind with my killer zanpaktou and pierce it through his heart and Raysen stares up at the both of us as we smile with blood splattered on our faces and dies.

Foo, I'M A GUY!!! Get with it!

[Organizized]

After cleaning up, cutting Raysen's corpse into tiny pieces and burying them in the middle of nowhere, hyn_pride says goodbye to me, saying we must never meet again. Little does he know...

Just as he gets out of the shabby old cab he called to take him home, and walks up his drive way, he feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns around and is met by

FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and so he flies of into the air, into the engine of a bypassing jet and dies.

[hyn_pride93]

What Organizized doesn't know is that I'm immortal and my body forms once more from the death of the jet plane that I was flown into.

As he is dreaming of the one thing that he's always wanted to do but hasn't ever told anyone, he senses my killing intent but doesn't wake up because he has been imprisoned in his mind due to fear. The best dream he's ever had fades away and has now become a nightmare that scares him to death.

[greek mangaka]

Then i take take three philosopher stone's in my body,the same moment i open the biggest door of truth that takes everyone's vital organs.THE END ALCHEMY WINS*cough cough

[hyn_pride93]

I travel back in time before greek mangaka can do his alchemy. As he is about to open the door of truth, I unleash my gust of wind and slice him to pieces.

[greek mangaka]

But i am not sliced in pieces cause i really dont have a body only a soul.So i take advantage of you being careless celebrating your win and use black flames of hell to burn you for seven days and seven nights*

[Organizized]

Too bad for Gantz556, I stuffed greek mangaka's soul full of uncurable poison before he was eaten. Gantz556 now suffers from severe bleeding out of every hole and pore in his body for the next 12 hours.

[Kaiser Will]

Even more bad for Organizized, when he stuffed the greek mangaka with the uncurable poison he unintentionally poison himself, therefore Organizized will suffer from severe bleeding out of every hole and pore in his body for the next 12 hours.

[Asusp3v4x]

Kaiser entered the Portuguese Thread and tripped on his own foot... killing the Giant Soap man standing there....

*yeah he lives.... hmmmm I don't think this is a good thread... killing people :XD... well well... let's see what comes next...*

[Bugzee]

By just looking at Asusp3v4x's avatar, you instantly know something is wrong! He has to cover 98% of his body with a special black cloth since his got severe burns from attempting to blow the candles out from his 3rd birthday cake.