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Zeus-Tails
November 10, 2007, 08:29 AM
This thread is where you can make up your own quotes that would probably not appear in Bleach. They can be outrageous but keep them relatively clean. I'll start it off.

Byakuya (to Ichigo): Don't talk out of your league, boy...Oooph *Byakuya hits the ground head first*
*Aizen walks over with a smirk as he releases his reiatsu*
Aizen: And what were you saying about one not talking out of his league?


Aizen: Hmm...Tousen, it seems Kenpachi has invaded Hueco Mundo. Don't you two have some history?
Tousen: Eeep! Hide me, mommy! *He hides behind Aizen*

radical3113
November 10, 2007, 01:14 PM
urahara:quick go to ss and save rukia coz she has my hogyoku in her........errr ...whoops.
ichigo:whats a hogyoku?
urahara: errr ......um......its a type of cake that i wanna sell in my sweet store.
ichigo :mmm sounds yummy

ShinobiWrath
November 10, 2007, 01:33 PM
Soi-Fon: The reason I can't stand you is because.....

Yoruichi: Yes....

Soi-fon: When you left.....

Yoruichi: Yes.....

Soi-fon: You.....you....

Yoruichi: YES?!

Soi-fon: You borrowed a orange top from me that you never returned!

Yoruichi: I don't remember that.

Soi-fon: You're wearing it right now!

Yoruichi:..........

Soi-fon:...........

Yoruichi: Oh........well you can have back it if you--

Soi-fon: No just keep it--

Yoruichi: Yeah that would be wise it isn't fresh right now.

akatsuki27
November 10, 2007, 03:03 PM
Rukia: If you want to save your family, there's no other way.

Ichigo: Give me your sword shinigami.

Rukia: Shinigami ja nai, Katsura da!!!


props to those who get that joke...

Zeus-Tails
November 10, 2007, 03:10 PM
Rukia: Ichigo! Just go! Let me be executed! Don't worry about me, just save yourself

Ichigo: Okay sure. You heard her guys, we're out of here. Sorry for the misunderstanding Byakuya. Nice place

Byakuya: No problem. Maybe we can have some tea sometime. I'll help walk you out

Ishida: Well that was awfully nice of him

Chad: Yes, quite

Orihime: Hey, but we don't get to meet the other captains this way

Byakuya: Don't worry, they'll introduce themselves right now, just to be courteous

Tousen: I'm blind ^^

Yamamoto: I'm old ^^

Kyoraku: I like pink ^^

Ukitake: I'm sick ^^

Hitsugaya: I'm short ^^

Komamura: I don't even know WHAT I am ^^

Rukia: ...you know...I was being sarcastic

Ichigo: Nope, too late. We're outta here...execute her good

Yamamoto: Will do

Crude
November 11, 2007, 10:07 AM
Rukia: If you want to save your family, there's no other way.

Ichigo: Give me your sword shinigami.

Rukia: Shinigami ja nai, Katsura da!!!


props to those who get that joke...

Gintama?

radical3113
November 11, 2007, 09:11 PM
nanda kore wa:kastura
shinigami ja nai, kastura da ( im not a shinigami im a _____)??

karin:dad did u know ichi-nii is a shinigami and goes out at night fighting monsters.
isshin: aahhh masaki our son has become a deviant
ichigo: *hmm this girl thinks she smart*
yuzu: nii-san you shouldnt do such dangerous things
ichigo: ok i admit im a shinigami...........*glares at karin* BUT KARIN WETS THE BED!!!
don-kaonji:Bwa......ha ha ha haaaaaah..... all together now....
everyone except karin: Bwa......ha ha ha haaaaaah

kazuma_uzumaki
November 11, 2007, 10:48 PM
-tousen floating-
komamura: TOUSEN. COME DOWN! I DON'T UNDERSTAND!
AM I NOT MANLY ENOUGH?

akatsuki27
November 12, 2007, 11:36 AM
Gintama?

gometo!! (is that how u say it?)

another line i would change:

(orihime in ichigo's room)
orihime: i'll live 5 lives and live in 5 cities and eat 5 foods and i'll still love one guy. (leans in....ten minutes later....smokes cigarette)....it wasnt what i thought it would be....(thinks, maybe sado-kun will do it better?)

yuzu: oi, karin-chan, did you hear weasels fighting???

Zeus-Tails
November 13, 2007, 02:01 AM
Rejected Scene: Ulquiorra at the Doctor's Office
Ulquiorra: Okay, Doc., give me the results of my check-up, I have to go complete a mission for Aizen-sama
Doctor: Well Mr. Schiffer, it seems there is a problem
Ulquiorra: Oh? What's that?
Doctor: Well, you know you have chalk-white skin and a hole in the base of your throat, right?
Ulquiorra: Yes, it's my characteristics of being an arrancar. The 4th Espada!
Doctor: Well actually, it's the characteristis of cancer
Ulquiorra: Wha-
Doctor: Yes, you have cancer
Ulquiorra: But that can't be true, I-
Doctor: Let me ask you, have you been losing your hair lately?
Ulquiorra: Yes, in the shower sometimes but that-
Doctor: Well, there you go.
Ulquiorra: But, I don't under-
Doctor: Let me ask you another medical question...when you're trapped in negacion, how long does it take you to get out?
Ulquiorra: About 3 hours, but-
Doctor: Oh, oh that's not good. That's way too long *Writes something down*
Ulquiorra: Oh my, but...but Aizen-sama-
Doctor: Look, you're going to die!


Scene: Espada meeting; Grimmjow gets up an walks away
Grimmjow: I'm sick and tired of you, Aizen! Letting my arm get chopped off! Kicking me out of the Espada and then pushing me into the ground with your reiatsu! Your reign of tyranny is over! We demand drinks better than tea! You're making us all look like a bunch of pansies in the eyes of the fans!
Tousen: Aizen-sama can make us drink whatever he wants!
Grimmjow: Why don't you just marry Aizen if you love him so much!?
Tousen: MAYBE..I..WILL!


Scene: Kenpachi appears in front of Tesla and Noitora
Tesla: Hmmm...hey Noitora-sama, what does the scouter say about his power level?
Noitora: *He lifts up his eye patch to reveal a DBZ scouter* .....IT'S OVER 9000!!!
Tesla: WHAT?! 9000!?!?!!!!

Sealed Melody
November 13, 2007, 03:52 AM
The scene when Aizen, Tousen and Ichimaru got into HM by Negacion light:

Gin: I would have loved it if you catched me for a little longer...Forgive me, Rangiku
Matsumoto: No, Gin, Wait!
Gin: I'm sorry, Rangiku.
Matsumoto: You still owe me sake from the bet you lost last time!

big_p
November 13, 2007, 11:40 AM
[u]Scene: Kenpachi appears in front of Tesla and Noitora
Tesla: Hmmm...hey Noitora-sama, what does the scouter say about his power level?
Noitora: *He lifts up his eye patch to reveal a DBZ scouter* .....IT'S OVER 9000!!!
Tesla: WHAT?! 9000!?!?!!!!


HAHAHAHAHA, Nice!!!


Nnoitra to Sado: Hmmm, you look like you feel pretty good about yourself right now. I'll bet you just got a power up. Must be nice, however we simply cannot have you or your fans be happy. Allow me to put you in your place, because I wouldn't want you getting a big head or anything like that.

JioFreed666
November 13, 2007, 02:20 PM
Nnoitra vs Nel adult form-
Nno:OMGWTF HaXor
Nel:Lmao Noobter No hax just k-style
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Tousen:Okay I'm going to kill kenpachi

*Everyone even Sajin laughs until he dose it*

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"God" and Ichigo scene when the meet
"God": well Ichigo I'm your father
Ichigo: that can't be true
"God": it's true your mom was a whore......
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Ichigo:Kon why is Karin looking at me like that?
Kon:I have no idea what your UGH!!*gets crushed by ichigo's foot*what teddy bears need love too *he's stomped till his stuffing comes out*
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Final Battle against Aizen just as Ichigo's after ichigo deals the final blow:
Orohime:he he he he HEHEH MWHAAAHAHAHAHA!!! fool he was just a tool used for the final soul to unlock the door
Ichigo:wtf!?!

ttxdragon
November 13, 2007, 04:03 PM
-______-


guys, remember, even in fun it is not nice and inappropriate to bash people or things...

Don't over do it, even humor has it's boundaries defined. thanks.

ShinobiWrath
November 13, 2007, 04:05 PM
Ryuken: So I told him in order to fully regain his powers as a quincy he can no longer associate with shinigami ever again only to compromise his situation of having to choose between his pride and his nakama who happen to be shinigami. Then I shot arrows at him until he crapped his pants.

Isshin: You're an even worse father than me.

Ryuken: I know.

Isshin: Teach me your ways.

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Orihime: Rangiku-san.....

Rangiku: Foolish child......

(tickles orihime)

Orihime: Rangiku-san (uncontrolled laughter) pwease stop!

Rangiku: Baka, it's better this way right? Both Rukia and yourself standing by Ichigo......even he knows he needs both of you. You really don't seem the jealous type. When misery overcomes you, you gotta stand on your own 2 feet and overcome misery. You Understand? Sulking over negativity all your life ain't healthy. It's best not to run but stand and fight those worries. That's what I see in you Orihime.

(Orihime cries in Rangiku's breasts)

Rangiku: Let it out child, my breasts will absorb your pain.............Captain?

(They both look up at the ceiling where hitsugaya is hanging)

Hitsugaya: Um............carry on.

JioFreed666
November 13, 2007, 04:36 PM
Orihime: Rangiku-san.....

Rangiku: Foolish child......

(tickles orihime)

Orihime: Rangiku-san (uncontrolled laughter) pwease stop!

Rangiku: Baka, it's better this way right? Both Rukia and yourself standing by Ichigo......even he knows he needs both of you. You really don't seem the jealous type. When misery overcomes you, you gotta stand on your own 2 feet and overcome misery. You Understand? Sulking over negativity all your life ain't healthy. It's best not to run but stand and fight those worries. That's what I see in you Orihime.

(Orihime cries in Rangiku's breasts)

Rangiku: Let it out child, my breasts will absorb your pain.............Captain?

(They both look up at the ceiling where hitsugaya is hanging)

Hitsugaya: Um............carry on.

Nice but I don't think it will happen untill she can balls up about her feelings for gin
[hr]

-______-


guys, remember, even in fun it is not nice and inappropriate to bash people or things...

Don't over do it, even humor has it's boundaries defined. thanks.

.......it's over 9000!!! lol sorry couldn't help it

Zeus-Tails
November 14, 2007, 04:31 PM
Tousen: If it's not enough to believe in pie...then I will become pie. I will seek out all flavors of this world...and combine them in one really, really, really big oven or something. I swear I will...FOR PIE...I WILL BECOME THE PIE-MAN!

Later that day...

Aizen: Tousen..where have you been all day...and what the heck are you wearing?
Tousen: *With a hat on that's attached a big cream pie* MUFFIN MAN..AIN'T GOT NOTHIN'..ON ME!!

akatsuki27
November 14, 2007, 05:49 PM
summary: ichigo getting pounded by tesla...kenpachi steps in and handles tesla


ichigo: ken...kenpachi is that really you?
ken: ichigo, come with me if you want to live!

earthforge
November 15, 2007, 12:03 AM
Not mine, but it is awesome:

(takes place befor Aizen was discovered, he has just been offered the seat of High Captain)

"I never wanted to have that position in the first place! I want to be… A Great Captain!”

“A great captain?” Yamamoto asked before Aizen started speaking with loud voices and out of nowhere, pianos started to play.

“Beating Hollows to Hollows! As they get sent to the mighty blood rivers of Hell!”

“Fishbone D!”

“Acidwire!”

“Hexapodus!”

“Shrieker!”

“Bulbous G!”

“Grand Fisher!”

“With my best girl by my side!” Aizen then gestured to his vice captain, Hinamori Momo, who was passing by. Of course, she shrieked happily and went to her captain’s side, hands held together in happiness. Aizen continued, “We’d sing! Sing! Sing!”

“Yay! Aizen-taichou, I love you!” Hinamori cheered. Aizen then started singing…

Oh, I’m a Great Captain and I’m okay
I sleep all night and I work all day.

And out of nowhere came Captains Ichimaru Gin, Unohana Retsu, Kuchiki Byakuya, Shunsui Kyouraku, Hitsugaya Toushirou, Zaraki Kenpachi, Kurotsuchi Mayuri and Ukitate Jushirou. They lined up and sang the chorus of the song.

He’s a Great Captain and he’s okay.

He sleeps all night and he works all day.

Aizen then continued his part, he didn’t care that Yamamoto has left the room, leaving them to sing themselves.

I beat Hollows, I drink my tea,
I go to the lavatory
On Wednesdays I go shoppin’
And have buttered scones for lunch.

And the Captains repeated the line.

He beats Hollows, he drinks his tea,
He goes to the lavatory
On Wednesdays he goes shoppin’
And have buttered scones for lunch.

The Captains sang the chorus again…

He’s a Great Captain and he’s okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

Aizen then continued to the next one…

I beat Hollows, I make evil plots,
I’ll kill the Central 46.
I’ll abuse the Hougyoku,
And stab Momo to death.

Hinamori felt rather uneasy at that point. But, the Captains repeated again…

He beats Hollows, he makes evil plots,
He’ll kill the Central 46.
He’ll abuse the Hougyoku,
And stab Momo... to death??

As the Captains said the last line, they stared at each other, in confusion of where has the song gone into. When Hitsugaya recalled the part of stabbing Hinamori to death, he went on an outburst and roared, “AAARRRGGGHHH!! You bas…”

Before Hitsugaya could attack Aizen, he was restrained by Byakuya and Kenpachi. Unohana assured him, “Calm down, Hitsugaya-taichou. At least let us do one more chorus and see what’s going on.” Remembering the ‘Kill the Central 46 part’, Shunsui also felt suspicious. Nevertheless, the chorus continued.

He’s a Great Captain and he’s okay.

Ukitate coughed again. This ticked Mayuri off and he warned him before they continued the chorus, “Ukitate-taichou, stop coughing. It’s annoying!”

He sleeps all night and he works all day.

And Aizen was in his final part. In the middle of it, Hinamori already started crying.

I rule HM, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been an Arrancar
Just like that Ulquiorra.

The chorus attempted to repeat it again.

He rules HM, he wears high heels
Suspenders and a ... a Bra??

Realizing that the song had gone into the point of total ridiculousness, they stopped singing and some of them prepared to leave. Byakuya sighed, “Bah. What a waste of time.”

“Che. You’re really a prissy pansy, you know that?” Kenpachi said, thinking of the high heels and bra part, “I’m outta here.”

“Oh my… I wasted 2 minutes for this useless thing.” Mayuri also regretted, “What a waste.”

It was then Ukitate pointed out the obvious, “A conspiracy!” He coughed a bit before continuing, “We have found a conspiracy!”

Shunsui backed him up, “Quick! We gotta call Yama-jii!”

Gin confronted Aizen and said, “Ah. I changed my mind on working with you. I’d rather be Rangiku’s slave. See ya later, Aizen. Sorry.”

Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3221009/1/Aizen_the_Great_Captain

big_p
November 15, 2007, 03:14 PM
Outside Science and Research Institute

Ukitake: (in between bouts of coughing) Mayuri!!! Do you think you could lay off of the mutilating Quincys and Arrancars for like 5 friggin minutes and come up with some kind of cure for whatever the hell is wrong with me!!?!!!

Mayuri: ....No. You know damn well that I got into the science industry strictly for the mutilation opportunities that it affords me. I dont give a rats ass about you and your cough. Besides, isn't that Unohana's job?
*Pulls out drill and ice-cream scoop*
Now where was I?

*Screams heard through door*

akatsuki27
November 15, 2007, 05:04 PM
***ryukken saves uryuu from that pseudo-arrancar when he didnt have powers***

ryukken: you really are weak, uryuu
uryuu: you...you are...ryukken!!!
ruykken: why are you weak? because you lack hatred....run, run and cling...
uryuu:**interrupts** YOU'RE MESSING UP THE LINES AGAIN, WRONG SCRIPT A**!!!!
director: cut! cut!
uryuu: i cant work with this guy, i'll be in my trailer

segua
November 21, 2007, 07:52 AM
11th Division Training hall:

Kenpachi comes through the door with Yachiru clinging to his back. Seeing Ichigo, Kenpachi points to Ichigo and shouts, "I challenge you to Mortal Combat!"


Nearing the end of Ichigo's and Grimjaw's fight, Orihime encourages Ichigo from afar.

Ichigo: Sorry bout this Grimjaw but...

Ichigo grabs onto Grimjaws sword.

Ichigo: I couldn't hear what she said. What you say woman!!

A rock hits Ichigo in the head.

Neliel: Thath's not how you thalk to a ladieth!
Ichigo: SHUT UP NELIEL!

MrStrawHat
November 30, 2007, 11:48 PM
-fight between Ichigo and Aizen-
Aizen = what did you promise to yourself?
Ichigo = I PROMISED THAT....
(Renji pops out of nowhere) Renji = YO ICHIGO, DID YOU EAT THE LAST PIE IN THE FRIDGE?
Ichgio = SHUT UP, FOOL! I AM TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING COOL HERE!

Jannic
December 01, 2007, 03:03 AM
I just like to think of Aizen being awkward, I guess...

Scene 1
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Aizen: So...you've heard of me? Vice-Captain Aizen of the 5th Division, people call me-
Tousen: Not especially, no.
Aizen: (Well, Mr. Wears-His-Shades-Indoors, you will soon...) Oh, I was just joshing you. Say - what do you think of this - Shatter, Kyoka Suigetsu! (C'mon, hypnotize, hypnotize, get with the hypnotizing-)
Tousen: What?
<Pause.>
Aizen: Aha? Right. Don't you think that I'm holding a lovely...tea-cake?
Tousen: ...do you mean that sword?
Aizen: Oh, no, young man - I think you mean a JACK OF CLUBS!
Tousen: ...still a sword...
Aizen: IT'S A F*CKING PLAYING CARD! God, what, are you completely f*cking BLIND?
<Long, horrible, pause. Aizen stares in horror at the shades.>
Tousen: ...you can see that I'm wearing-
Aizen: -dark glasses, I know. I just thought that it was some sort of metrosexu-
Tousen: -yes. Yes, evidently you did.
Aizen: Yes. So - on another note - if, right now, I was to try to tell you that I was over - there - where I'm - OK, you can't see me pointing but - well - THERE - and then try to KILL you - from HERE - you would-
Tousen: -know you were lying. Yes.
<Pause.>
Tousen: I can tell that you're trying to leave without taking your eyes off of me, so I'll let you know the door is that way.
<Pause.>
Tousen: No, two steps to the right.
<Pause.>
Tousen: Now the knob - left hand - other left - good. "See you around", sir.
<Pause.>
Tousen: Get it? Get it? 'Cause I can't see anything at yeah he's gone.


Scene 2:
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Zommari: <I can't believe it...it's finally time...I make the Top 6! Ooh! One step closer to that ravishing Aizen-Sama! Ok...here he comes...>
Aizen: Well, I'm sure you're all aware of Tousen's little...encounter with our dear friend Grimmjow. In light of that fact, it's time to change up the order of the Espada a little, since Mr. Jeagerjacques is now out of commission...
Zommari: <Hair: perfect. Makeup: perfect. Breath: <sniff, sniff> InTOXicating. This is it.>
Aizen: ...and thus, with no further ado, I'd like a round of applause for the new Sexta Espada-
Zommari: -thank you, Aizen-sama, for your generous-
Aizen: Luppi!
<Pause. Zommari, Zaepollo, Aaroniero and Yammy look at Luppi...then at Aizen...then back to Luppi.>
Yammy: Yammy...want stroke little girl hair-
Ulquiorra: <Sigh.> No. No Yammy. No stroking. Is boy, Yammy. Is _boy_.
Zaepollo: <Damn...and here I thought I was the undisputed queen of this little coterie...lord, he's Gooooorgeous...your time will come, boy...your time will come...>
Aizen: By the way, Zommari, good job with your 'possess anything', 'fastest Espada' stuff...I know you thought, well, that this promotion was in the bag after these ten years...and Luppi was just created at...oh, let's say 11:45 AM today or else he'd have had Yammy's spot months ago...but did I mention that Luppi has tentacles?
Zommari: ...tentacles...
Aizen: Yup! He sure does...he can...well, he can GRAB things...and...and...SQUEEZE THEM...yup, that he can. And some of them...well, I don't want to give the game away too much, but some of them have SPIKES. Oh yeah. YOU heard me. Plus, he's just so...
Zommari: White?
Aizen: NO! No WAY! I mean - you think that - you think THAT'S why - I mean - look at Halibel-
Zommari: Instant tanner, Aizen-sama. You know her evil spirit was from Denmark.
Aizen: Well - I'm just - so - Tousen!
Zommari: Blind. You had to take him.
Aizen: ...Yammy?
Zommari: Oh, right. Yammy. What a role model for us all to look up to. Look - I think he's talking to his own chair since THEY'RE THE ONLY THINGS HE KNOWS WON'T SLICE HIS ARM OFF.
Aizen: Zommari - look, I know you're upset about this, but Luppi has a lot of talent and I predict a long and productive future for him here in HM. Okay? So - c'mon! Let's get with the Blue-Sky Thinking! I'm sure he'll be glad to have an old-timer like you here to support him as he takes command, hmm? Can I get a smile? Is that a smile? No? Okay, maybe later. Anyway - good talk. Time for some tea, I think! <Leaves.>
Luppi: Hey BOY! Be a good sport and sing me one of those old Hollow Spirituals, eh?
Zommari: <There is no God. Aizen-sama always said it - <Looks at Luppi's sleeves hanging past his knees.> - but it really is true. None at all.> <Running over.> Yessah! Oh boy, I looooves dem ol' Hollow Spirituals, sah!
<Pause.>
Zommari: <Prick.>

thornofcarrion
May 03, 2010, 02:38 AM
Ichigo : I am here to save you Innoue

Innoue : Kurosaki-kun

Ichigo : Hush...don't say a word.

Innoue : Kurosaki-kun

Aizen : Innoue you serves no purpose for me anymore.

Innoue : Kurosaki-kun

Ichigo : Aizen I will defeat you with my Hollow V2 form. *wears the mask and go berserk*

Innoue : Kurosaki-kun

*Aizen kills Ichigo and that's how Bleach ends*

Innoue : Kurosaki-kun

OK I was bored :(.

Hystzen
May 05, 2010, 02:30 PM
we could just change all orhimies lines to kurosaki-kun

aizen is freed and looks at the SS during FKT

Aizen: hey everybody

everyone: hey aizen sousuke

poobert
May 10, 2010, 06:00 AM
we could just change all orhimies lines to kurosaki-kun


But then it wouldn't be rejected lines :s

This scenario has definitely been rejected:

Orihime: Tsubaki! Koten Zanshun!

Enemy: ARGH! *suffers an injury*

monkey D luffy
May 10, 2010, 02:28 PM
scene:
massive reiatsu effect
then a beam of yellow light and a devil's laugh

kenpachi: ha ha ha ha ha ha
yachiru: good morning ken chan!
ikkaku: every godamn morning! i hate building this headquarters every single time. get orihime over here.
yumichika: but she is still in HM
ikkaku: so go get her wierd-brows
yumichika: yeah about that, i think she took over HM and no one is allowed in besides ichigo
ikkaku: oh crap. *takes out power tools*

AlB
May 10, 2010, 02:47 PM
Aizen Sosuke to Hirako Shinji: depending on someone is something the weak do
Hogyoku (in Aizen's chest) to Aizen: you got that right ASSHOLE!!!
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Tousen Kaname to Komamura Sajin: Bankai? don't make me laugh! Aizen-sama has graciously gifted me with a power far more incredible than Bankai!!!

5 minutes later:
http://img24.imageshack.us/i/flydead.jpg/

http://img24.imageshack.us/i/flydead.jpg/ (somehow I coudn't insert a pic or it's just my browser can't preview it, anyway here's a link in case of the former :()

monkey D luffy
May 10, 2010, 03:03 PM
Aizen Sosuke to Hirako Shinji: depending on someone is something the weak do
Hogyoku (in Aizen's chest) to Aizen: you got that right ASSHOLE!!!
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Tousen Kaname to Komamura Sajin: Bankai? don't make me laugh! Aizen-sama has graciously gifted me with a power far more incredible than Bankai!!!

5 minutes later:
http://img24.imageshack.us/i/flydead.jpg/

http://img24.imageshack.us/i/flydead.jpg/ (somehow I coudn't insert a pic or it's just my browser can't preview it, anyway here's a link in case of the former :()

2nd part actually happened this should be scenes that rejected from the manga XD

another scene

inoue: ichigo kun
ichigo: hi orihime
inoue: ichigo kun
ichigo: what?
inoue: ichigo kun
ichigo: ...
inoue: ichigo kun
ichigo: you gotta be kidding me!
kubu: psych!
inoue: hahaha got you ichigo kun
ichigo and kubu: :blink:facepalm

Hystzen
May 10, 2010, 03:51 PM
urahara shoots aizen .

Aizen : i knew you would come

Kukkaku Shiba turns up and punches aizen

Aizen : i knew you would come

Don Kan'onji use his spirit bomb attack on aizen

Aizen: i knew you would come

Jidanbō hits aizen with axe

Aizen : I knew you would come

etc etc etc

an hour later

isshin, ichigo and gin are asleep on floor

AlB
May 11, 2010, 05:13 AM
2nd part actually happened this should be scenes that rejected from the manga XD


lol, I know. but there's no such thread as far as I know, and I kinda liked the idea...:eyeroll
[hr]

urahara shoots aizen .

Aizen : i knew you would come

Kukkaku Shiba turns up and punches aizen

Aizen : i knew you would come

Don Kan'onji use his spirit bomb attack on aizen

Aizen: i knew you would come

Jidanbō hits aizen with axe

Aizen : I knew you would come

etc etc etc

an hour later

isshin, ichigo and gin are asleep on floor

naruto charges with rasengan

Aizen: I knew you would come

Zeltrax
May 14, 2010, 09:33 PM
(After aizen evolves)

Ichigo: What..the fuck..is that?!
Aizen: .......
Ichigo: Oi, I asked.
Urahara: Well, he asked.
Isshin: He asked.
Aizen: ...I ... I...
I don't have a choice ok?!
IT WAS DRAWN THIS WAY, no matter how powerful I am I still can't reject the author's idea.
Even thought I'm god...this .. this .. this is just..WAAAAA.
Ichigo: He...actually ...cried?
Urahara: Well, he cried.
Isshin: He cried.
Aizen: OH SHUT UP, I'M GOING TO KILL ALL OF YOU , INCLUDING THE AUTHOR FOR WRAPPING ME IN A CLOTH AND MAKING LOOK LIKE ET.
I have a reputation for being charming and I like to taunt people, troll them and I-
Kubo: Shut up, let's get to more scenes of you getting ass kicked but surviving again and again. I'm trying to make my characters look cool here.
Aizen: I AM NOT COOL IN THIS.
Kubo: I'm killing you off if you don't do as I say...
Aizen: Sorry Kubo-sama!
....
So you lured me in with a level 90 kido and then let me burn myself from within my own technique.