Tell me a story! discussion thread

[The Boff]

here's the place to discuss the stories from THIS THREAD (http://mangahelpers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2544)

talk away!

[Brede]

great idea Boffen..but erm...is that all to your story? or is the post missing an ending? anyway, karasu's stories were really funny! just goes to show we can never be too careful about what we say to ppl. I shudder to think about 'dissing' someone only to find out the person i'm telling it to is their family member!?! :o[br]Posted on: 12 June 2006, 17:54:15_________________________________________________@ karasu: is your mum, cousin's wife and your gf all of the same chinese dialect? if they are, chances are that there is a link. ancestors came from the same village. :smile-big

[karasu]

um.. dunno..apparently they don't speak chinese anymore.. but i guess they come from the same chinese race/clan... khek, i think..[br]Posted on: June 12, 2006, 04:22:22 AM_________________________________________________

A couple of years ago, in the middle of the summer, me and my friend linus were having a mini LAN party.


your friend's last name wouldn't happen to be Torvald, would he? :D
lol..that story is great.. i can imagine the old lady's face... shocked out of her wits
any hot stories with the hot sister?



Then, for some odd reason, the <b>tree frog</b> decided to leap...into my <i>mouth</i>! For the life of me, I'll never understand why it did that. To this day, I have slight problems dissecting amphibians for biology...and I blanch when offered frog legs.


i would've had phobia trauma if that happens too..
i hate frogs too...
it's an indonesian myth i think that some frogs can pee/spit at your eyes and blind you..
maybe that's the source of my fear of frogs..being told myths like that all the time..

[svart_lotus]

your friend's last name wouldn't happen to be Torvald, would he? :D
lol..that story is great.. i can imagine the old lady's face... shocked out of her wits
any hot stories with the hot sister?


Hehe, thera are some stories with her, but sadly enough i dont have that much to do with them :D

[Tamerlane]

@ Boffen - At least you were able to laugh about the whole thing when it was over. I have almost hit a deer before and it is a scary thing. o_o

@ Tanuki - Ewwwww....dear god...in your mouth? You poor thing.....I would have a serious phobia after that as well. x_x

[Hermie]

@ Eri: If it were me, I think I'd like to cut them open and eat them even more after that... :oh

[Gold Knight]

@ svart_lotus, talk about a case of absent-mindness huh XD

And Tanuki, that's weird 'cause Jabbs and I were talking about tree frogs being used for poisoned arrows just last night, and then I read that story O_O At least you weren't poisoned XD[br]Posted on: June 13, 2006, 08:54:48 AM_________________________________________________* * *

@ Tammy, very well written story! XD It started off similar to the one you posted somewhere in the 25/50 Things About Myself Discussion thread so I thought it was the same story at first, but it wasn't. Well, I can imagine that could happen to pretty much anybody though, but you've just inspired me to bring some pillows when I travel the US myself. I'll just sleep in my comfy jeep when I can't find a decent hotel XD

[Brede]

@svart: :Haha that poor old woman!

@tanuki: eeeuw! good thing u didn't swallow! :smile-big

@tam: ...you've just convinced me never to go on a long road trip alone... :Haha

@boffen: for some reason, i only 'saw' your whole story today, only saw the first few paras the other day (oooh, another svart in the making here). ignore my earlier post...the deer just got up and left? must have been tougher than the bambi i pictured :smile-big

[The Boff]

@boffen: for some reason, i only 'saw' your whole story today, only saw the first few paras the other day (oooh, another svart in the making here). ignore my earlier post...the deer just got up and left? must have been tougher than the bambi i pictured :smile-big


yup, it just stood up. wobbled a little and the ran off. to be honest i dont think it made it very far but still.. a tough dude!

[Brede]

yup, it just stood up. wobbled a little and the ran off. to be honest i dont think it made it very far but still.. a tough dude!


gives a whole new meaning to meat 'tenderizer'... :grin long time no see boffen :knk

[Isuki]

@Tams- Oh my gosh, sounds so scary. @_@ I wouldn't have had the guts to even go into the place, good for you. And equally good for you for getting out of there FAST!

[Tamerlane]

XD

It was not really that bad...or at least it does not seem that way now.

@aDaMz - Wow like omg 20 cents?

......this must have really impacted your life to talk about it so openly here. =P

[Brede]

@aDaMz: :loool u bring new meaning to the phrase 'short and sweet'

[Adam_xx]

Like OMG!! 20cents!!
It was such a life changing experice... O_O
I couldn't have asked for anything better... well... maybe I could've... xP

[The Boff]

@ aDaMz: wow.... dude, do you still have it?

[Brede]

i speared a 30 pound black grouper and a couple of hogfish

any photos? and that's the first i've heard of a hogfish.



And the chair... broke.

poor chair :smile-big i hope no one was hurt

[Bibichan]

Omg, LadyHatake, that's one serious streak of bad luck! Hopefully, something like that will never again happen to you. :hug

[Tamerlane]

I am so sorry LadyHatake...talk about bad luck. o_o

Just take it easy and rest. *offers her a get well soon cookie*

[LadyHatake]

Omg, LadyHatake, that's one serious streak of bad luck! Hopefully, something like that will never again happen to you. :hug


Actually, this kind of thing happens fairly often. XD
I'm really active , I do alot of sports and stuff, and when you couple that with bad luck, well...the result isn't very good. But thanks for the hug ^.^



I am so sorry LadyHatake...talk about bad luck. o_o

Just take it easy and rest. *offers her a get well soon cookie*


Thanks for the cookie. I love cookies. When I called my parents and told them what happened, they just sighed. They weren't surprised a bit.

This is the first time in about 3 years that I've broken a bone though, so....I think my luck might be improving. At least a little bit, anyways.

[Brede]

I had broken my ankle. So, I had just left my doctor, and I got to see him all over again.


poor thing :blink did the kids/their parents apologise? is it the same leg you had the knee injury? hope you'll be up and about very soon! :turtle



yesterday i got my finger injured ( :thumbs this finger).

hope your finger recovers soon :) maybe you could use a rubber glove while at work. it'll help to keep your finger/bandage dry. what happened to the LOTR sig? that was really hilarious :smile-big



We had been driving in the wrong direction the whole time and had ended up in Belgium!

good thing your friend saw the road sign :smile-big you guys must have been really tired by the time you got back.

[ILUVATAR]

what happened to the LOTR sig? that was really hilarious
the site that i took them from closed :scry (and i had two more in mind to put)
but i love this new one cause i am a Final Fantasy VII freak :D

[LadyHatake]

poor thing :blink did the kids/their parents apologise? is it the same leg you had the knee injury? hope you'll be up and about very soon! :turtle


Yeah, the parents apologized REALLY profusely. They felt so bad. The kid was crying, too. It made ME feel bad for having upset the kid (I don't deal well when people cry. I just don't know how to handle it). No, My right knee is the one with the tendinitis. I broke my left ankle. Or, more specifically, the very bottom of my tibia, which in turn chipped off part of my talus. I have to wear this cast for 6 weeks. Unfortunately, that means I miss the first month of field hockey season. Mostly I'm just missing the conditioning part of the season, a scrimmage, and a tournament. I'll be able to play before the first game of the season, which isn't until my brithday (Sept 3). I got lucky, as far as the game scheduale goes.

<3




okay following in the footsteps of Illuvatar and Ladyhatake. This happened 2 days ago.

....I turned around to my friend and said "See, that's why you should always bring a pair of sandals." and BANG...i fell hard on both knees. I had missed a step, didn't see it when I turned around to brag. I'm still hobbling around today, bruises like oranges. Moral of the story: Don't brag :smile-big
Moral of the story: never turn around while walking :D
Hope your okay. What's with everyone on this board getting injured? lol!



...suddenly the doctor turns around and says to me "you can't mean Kyubi can you?". i was like this :eek that man knew of Naruto. we was reading it and also had all of the episodes (and i mean ALL of the episodes - even the fillers)
my visit was to take at least ten minutes. i stayed there for one hour speaking with him about naruto :D :rofl


OMFG! :rofl LMAO! That's the greatest story ever! I wish my doctor knew of Naruto. If I'd said I had a fox demon living in me he'd of had me committed to a mental hospital! lol. I bet that made your day, didn't it? Friggin awesome. :)

XD

<3 :kkbook

[Brede]

It made ME feel bad for having upset the kid

you're one really nice person! :hug good luck in the coming hockey season.

@ILUVATAR: :Haha a Naruto fan for a doctor! how old is he anyway? just goes to show you can't judge a book by its cover.

[LadyHatake]

sometimes I'm too nice. I probably should have been yelling at that little kid and scaring him for life! But I didn't.

[Brede]

@LadyHatake: I think Tupperware containers come with a 'life' warranty. At least i've not had any problems changing 'spoilt' containers for new ones :smile-big

[LadyHatake]

@LadyHatake: I think Tupperware containers come with a 'life' warranty. At least i've not had any problems changing 'spoilt' containers for new ones :smile-big


I sure hope so. My mom used that container for everything, because it was the perfect size....

[Luckas]

@ILUVATAR: I hope you are okay, if that happened me I would be a pulp now.

[Bibichan]

Omg ILUVATAR! That's horrible. I'm glad you're alright, at least kinda. Getting into a fight is my worst nightmare even if I train Ninjutsu, I'd probably end up doing exactly what my sensei tells me to do: kick him (assuming the attacker is male) you-know-where and run.
Good to hear that they caught the guys.

[ILUVATAR]

i think i accidenticaly kicked one of them there you-know-where :D i was aiming for his knee and he tryed to avoid it and .......ooooops XD serves them right

[Verena]

O.o Whoa. That's icky, hope it heals.
What are they gonna do to the drug dealers? Are you gonna prosecute them?

[Hermie]

Sorry to hear that, Ilu. D:



Don't you dare get seriously wounded and leave us without your company!

[ILUVATAR]

i don't know if i am going to procecute them..... i don't like getting envolved with courts and laywers and such XP

[Bibichan]

But they could've killed you! They need to be punished. Severly. They hurt one of our precious MH members! :mad

[Verena]

Indeedie, they could've.

What are the police doing about it? Have they suggested anything?

[ILUVATAR]

from the moment they got caught i do not know what will be next.......
i cannot be killed, i haven't found true love yet XD j/k

[Rampages]

ILUVITAR, you single-handedly disarmed and overpowered two drug dealers, I'm proud of ya :thumbs

[ILUVATAR]

......are you still calling me with a typo name? XD
well.... i was in berserk mode ya know >< i couldn't even feel pain, i had reached my limit (that's the reason my right eye fill with blood :devil-mad)
i don't even know how i did it :rofl probably they got scared

[Rampages]

Yep, thats my signature XD

Did you throw in any good punches ?

Are you going to carry a weapon or start to work out from now on, or has this experience not changed you at all ?

[ruby_06]

i am speechless!!! :o but thank god your are okay now

[The Boff]

DUDE?

DUDE!

duuuuuuuude.....


so you got stabbed, took the knife, attacked them, they ran, went to the cops, met the hot kung-fu girl cop.
and thats what you did yesterday.... DUDE!
prosecute their asses!!!

[DesiSkull]

hey ILUVATAR, whats up.. sorry to hear what happend. but im glad you aiight. also that police caught them so now they can be hurting others as. and screw the police about yellin why u took out the knife. all u know if it wasnt for that you takin out the knife they might have not fled. now u oughtta take care of ur shoulder bro.. see you later man

[ILUVATAR]

it's ILUVATAR :rofl darn you Rampage i hate you look what have you done :grin
oh and thanks for your concern, my shoulder is killing me and i forgot to take a painkiller before i left the house XD DARN

[Ichimaru Gin n Tonic]

@ILUVATAR: Sorry to hear what happened, i'm glad you're okay. Don't forget to check the stab wound, u could get tetanus from rusting blade. Did you get the police woman's number? :D
Maybe that red eye thing is a bloodline jutsu. U should consult your doctor again on that. And check if your doctor got a cursed seal on his shoulder.

[Rampages]

SHARINGAN! :sgan

[Ichimaru Gin n Tonic]

No, not Sharingan. He would've seen the attack if he got sharingan.

[Brede]

:aobadoor i leave for 1 day and return to find our ILUVATAR back from a near death experience. How's the wound now ILUVATAR? What you did really took guts! You're my hero! :jir_thumb
You sure showed those druggies a thing or 2.

I'm not familiar with the legal system in your country but its possible the police will charge them with: -
1) Drug possession
2) Drug trafficking (The severity of the charge on these 2 counts would usually depend on the type and amount of drugs they had on them at the time)
3) Causing hurt with a dangerous weapon.

if charged and those 2 decide not to plead guilty, the matter will have to go for trial. you may have to testify as a witness then.

[ILUVATAR]

:D they called me again from the station today to go and say somethings fill some reports etc....
i got there at mid-day cause i spent all morning trying to recover my arm XD i slept on the wound as i feared and when i woke up this morning the whole arm was numb :rofl

[Brede]

@ ILUVATAR: poor thing! hope you're feeling better now. btw, did you go get a tetanus shot?

@ Ichi: talk about a silver lining in the grey cloud! you're a very responsible driver!

[Ichimaru Gin n Tonic]

@Brede: looks like we both got a blessing in disguise. Sorry about your flat tire, i hate it when that happens. What caused the flat tire? i hope it's not nails. Lately, there have been reports on nails being spread on the road in my city, i read a news that says the police did a nails search and found 15 kilograms of nails spread all over the city. If i ever found out who did this they shall have a taste of my wrath!

[Brede]

nah, not nails. my own carelessness. i drove too close to the curb and the side of the curb busted up the tyre. but i have heard about the nails-on-road ploy happening here too.

[Ichimaru Gin n Tonic]

too close to the curb? were you trying to drift like in initial d?

[Luckas]

too close to the curb? were you trying to drift like in initial d?

Do you like Initial D? I love it.

[LadyHatake]

Do you like Initial D? I love it.

Stay on topic, please ^^

@Brede:
That's the kind of story that I love hearing about. It's good to know that there are still people out thtere who would take time to help a stranger in need ^^

@Ichimaru:
Wow, I guess you weren't expecting to see that old classmate, eh? XD Hope you find your license.

[Luckas]

Stay on topic, please ^^

Sorry.

[Brede]

too close to the curb? were you trying to drift like in initial d?
no...nothing cool like that i'm afraid...more like a lapse of concentration... :paperbag my siblings dubbed me "HD" = hazardous driver, but i'm sure they're just exagerating... :fan



@Brede:
That's the kind of story that I love hearing about. It's good to know that there are still people out thtere who would take time to help a stranger in need ^^

you said it! :)

[Ichimaru Gin n Tonic]

@Ichimaru:
wow, i guess you weren't expecting to see that old classmate, eh? XD Hope you find your license. I can't find my old one. so i'll go make a new one on tuesday.

[Tamerlane]

@ Boffen: OMG I can not believe that you walked into a police station with a sword. Although honestly I dont think that it something that I would have thought about either, I mean you were worried about your wallet. At least in the end it was returned to you. It is great though that there was someone out there that was so cool to return it like that.

@ Brede: That is so awesome that someone stopped to help you out like that. I know that the times that my tire has gone flat I have to call someone to save me. :( They never really teach you how to change tires in school or anything like that.

:amuse

[The Boff]

@ Boffen: OMG I can not believe that you walked into a police station with a sword. Although honestly I dont think that it something that I would have thought about either, I mean you were worried about your wallet. At least in the end it was returned to you. It is great though that there was someone out there that was so cool to return it like that.


yup, as i said. pretty stupid is what i am :XD but yeah that old man is like my hero now. i love friendly and honest people.

[LadyHatake]

Tanuki-dono: :rofl :lmao I've heard this story multiple times now and everytime I hear it I crack up! Your dad sure sounds like a fun character ^^

[Ichimaru Gin n Tonic]

@Tanuki: I think your dad's awesome! And that's a very hillarious story!

[Brede]

@ Tamerlane: tell me about it! when my dad taught me how to change tyres (he knows i'll probably need to know...) he coveniently left out the part that its so friggin hard to unscrew the bolts! :blink i practically had to jump on the L-shaped 'wrench' to get the screw loose. :smile-big

@ boffen: Dude! what were u thinking?!? :loool 5 guns on you...you would become a sieve on 2 legs!

@ tanuki: :Haha i'll never be able to see :Gaaraball in the same way again! speaking of tanuki(s), have you heard/watched the anime "Pom Poko"? its really good. Its about this bunch of 'ninja' Tanuki(s). ur dad will be sure to like it! :smile-big

[The Boff]

@ boffen: Dude! what were u thinking?!? :loool 5 guns on you...you would become a sieve on 2 legs!


yup, i am quite happy that i didnt though. i can imagine that it hurts being shot :p


@Tanuki: hehehehe youre father kicks ass! cant you get him to join here?
him and me can sit and do bad jokes for all the other members! :XD

[Ichimaru Gin n Tonic]

@BlueChild: That is a scary story. Was that old guy drunk or something? Good thing you and your sister's ok.

[BlueChild]

yeah, he was drunk...very drunk. as i said, he even forgot his key even though i tried to tell him that his key was laying behind him...

[ILUVATAR]

have you ever gotten drunk? >.< i have 1 or 2 times and believe me you are not yourself at all
some people when they get drunk start saying things that held inside of them hidden
some others though get agressive.... i think that's what happened to that guy...
you tryed to do something good but it turned against you >< i'm glad noone got injured

[BlueChild]

:offtopic
well, i got drunk once, on my best friend's birthday...it was funny because i was okay, i didn't have any problems at that time. Normally when i drink alcohol i start to get more sensitive than usual. well, that evening i just got funny and started laughing uncontrolably all the time XD

[The Boff]

@blue, aww man that was not a good night. i hate it when stuff like that happens. i mean you guys wanted to help this dude and he was like: "bleeuurhg, im drunk and pissed"... that stuff sucks.

@Iluvatar:
considering this question:


have you ever gotten drunk? >.<


lets see what the other members say about me:



How often do you get hungover? Weren't we pming each other about two weeks ago and you were drunk? XD




How come you are having a hangover 99% of the time?

How do you manage to work and concentrate with hangovers?

Is beer your favorite drink?




You're liver is probably shriveled up and dead -_-


so im standing firm on a no ive never been drunk, ever. i lie all the time though :XD

[BlueChild]

@blue, aww man that was not a good night. i hate it when stuff like that happens. i mean you guys wanted to help this dude and he was like: "bleeuurhg, im drunk and pissed"... that stuff sucks.

well, it wasn't only "bleeuurhg, im drunk and pissed" but more like "bleeuurhg, i'm pissed and wanna get you girls" x_x
that's why i made my sister run back to the car and get into it...

[LadyHatake]

@BlueChild- You were sweet to protect your sister like that. I think It's great that you care about her ^^ Glad that the both of you were okay!

@Boffen: Feh. You ARE durnk alot XD. I love how you quoted me, though XD ;)

[DesiSkull]

@BlueChild.
what an idiot. im glad u and ur sister got outta of here safely. u try and help and this happens. you ladies be extra careful from now on.

[Brede]

bluechild: goodness, that must have been a shock! i'm glad u and your sis are ok.

[BlueChild]

Thanks for your care, guys. i'm glad that my sister took it lightly, she laughed about the guy. i think she didn't really get what happend. It's good that way. When she told my mum about that my mum came running to me asking if the story was true and she was shocked.



@BlueChild- You were sweet to protect your sister like that. I think It's great that you care about her ^^ Glad that the both of you were okay!

well, my sister is 5 years younger than me and much smaller than me...i dunno, i just pushed her behind me without thinking about it...^^;

[Dragonzair]

Blue, that fucking sucked. o___O

Wtf. You coulda kicked that guy in the balls before runnign towards the car though. Would have been justified. Glad you got out safe. o__O;

[BlueChild]

if he had gotten nearer i'm sure i would have kicked him in the balls or something like that...but in that moment i wasn't thinking about that. i've just thought how to get my sister out of there quickly somehow

[The Boff]

i understand that you wanted to do a nutcracker on the dude, but in that situation your top priority
should be:



i've just thought how to get my sister out of there quickly somehow


and you did that, so in my book you did great!

[DesiSkull]

yeh thts good. no image this. if u had kicked him in the balls and then taken few pic s of him for ur personal amusement later on. and send a copy to him of thos pics after a week as annoyumus[spelling] sender. tht would have been crazy.

[BlueChild]

heh, yeah...but i don't think that was funny so it wouldn't be for personal amusement ^^;

oh well, nothing happened to my sister or me, so it's okay :)

[Brede]

aaw Boff! my hero! poor kid. I'm glad she finally found someone she could talk to! Ossu to you Boff :)

[LadyHatake]

Yeah, Christoffer, that's such a heartwarming story ^^ Good job!

[The Boff]

aaw Boff! my hero! poor kid. I'm glad she finally found someone she could talk to! Ossu to you Boff :)


:redface nah im no hero :redface thanks



Yeah, Christoffer, that's such a heartwarming story ^^ Good job!


thank you

[DesiSkull]

thts always good to know that u can communicate with the kids bro. its rather important. u would make a good dad. hehe maybe in future open a Daddy Day Care Center. lol u seen that movie. ?

[The Boff]

thts always good to know that u can communicate with the kids bro. its rather important. u would make a good dad. hehe maybe in future open a Daddy Day Care Center. lol u seen that movie. ?


woah :s dude, lets not talk too much about the future here... im scared shitless of becoming a father.
no havent seen that movie, any good?

[bax]

Just finished posting of a story about a man that will get his face punched straight to you know where...

[DesiSkull]

woah :s dude, lets not talk too much about the future here... im scared shitless of becoming a father.
no havent seen that movie, any good?
relax dude. its not like u r getting marry today or anything. so chill.LoL. that movie its an aiight movie.

[The Boff]

relax dude. its not like u r getting marry today or anything. so chill.LoL. that movie its an aiight movie.


phew... i thought you were proposing so now i can relax again :D

[/bad jokes]

[Brede]

Just finished posting of a story about a man that will get his face punched straight to you know where...

whew about the 'almost' fight...u guys really have some issues going on huh? how 'bout trying to count to 10 and breathing deeply the next time u see him around? :)

[bax]

whew about the 'almost' fight...u guys really have some issues going on huh? how 'bout trying to count to 10 and breathing deeply the next time u see him around? :)


It will not work. The only thing that will stop me from doing a karate on him is to not see him. That's why I always evade him.

[DesiSkull]

@baxteristic dude dude dude!!
you are stressing too much. if i were u would have kicked his ass by now already. dont stress just next time he approches ur girl. do the magic.

[bax]

@baxteristic dude dude dude!!
you are stressing too much. if i were u would have kicked his ass by now already. dont stress just next time he approches ur girl. do the magic.


Yeah.. I'm s ostressed out.. Maybe the next time I see him, I'll bash him right up..

[The Boff]

@ryk..... holy crap. i really dont know what to say about that.
everyone in your group was ok right?

[DesiSkull]

I second what Boffen said.
and glad u guys made it out safely. and it was rather nice u guys to look after the ladies.

[rykarreolacr]

@ryk..... holy crap. i really dont know what to say about that.
everyone in your group was ok right?

Yeah, luckily.



I second what Boffen said.
and glad u guys made it out safely. and it was rather nice u guys to look after the ladies.

Thanks.

I'm totally over it now, 2 years have passed. ^^

[LadyHatake]

I'd....have gone isane :S I've never been in an earthquake before, nor do I want to ever be in one. It was sweet of you to take care of everyone though ^^

[rykarreolacr]

I'd....have gone isane :S I've never been in an earthquake before, nor do I want to ever be in one. It was sweet of you to take care of everyone though ^^

I wasn't really thinking much about other people. Just me and my siblings. Especially me, and also my Play Station 2 wich I imagined under a pile of rocks. T_T
I just helped the girls stop crying, but that's pretty much it.

[Luckas]

@Iluvatar: Now, where is the cat of youe story?

[rykarreolacr]

@ILU: That was such a sweet story. :wtf

[ILUVATAR]

the cat, I THINK, must be going around my house waiting for me to return. i was such a comfortable sleeping pilow :XD

[Lyra Belaqua]

That cat story was so cuuuute :wtf I love cats. I had a cat but she ran T_T

[ILUVATAR]

:D i'll try to take a photo of her when i get back next time

[LadyHatake]

Aw, Ilu, that was such a cute story XD I love Kitty cats. Did you keep her? Yes, please post a picture~ :3

[ILUVATAR]

:scry i couldn't find her.....and i was meowing for about half an hour O.o (i really did meowing XD)
i was home for the weekend and every night i was sitting at that same chair waiting for her to appear somehow T_T but she didn't *snif* *snif*
MEOOOOOOOW :bored :(

[DesiSkull]

ah man thts too man *hands him tissues* let it out my friend let it out. u will sleep better tonight. lol

[Brede]

Saved by the Cat Ilu!



and i was meowing for about half an hour O.o

lol, play hard to get next time. maybe the cat will come look for you instead.

[bakashijinsan]

WOW! So cute!! I miss my cat soooo much! :wtf

i had this cat that we likened to call and sit on the couch with us. and his tail was like cut off (it was cut off naturally by him being born like that) and it had a crude shape. the bones in it were crooked and that tail of his can't even wag properly like most cats do when they do their tail stuff (aw you know what i'm saying). anyway, we always teased him when he gets on the couch by playing with his tail. we'd play with his tail and threaten to straighten it then our cat would go berserk on us trying to claw our hands whenever it gets near his tail. the funny part is, we always do that to him, but he always sits on the couch with us whenever we call him. :Haha

sorry had to post it here. it's not a different story per se and since we were talking about cats... XD

[Ichimaru Gin n Tonic]

@baxteristic: that guy is annoying! if i were you, i would have kick his sorry ass so hard he'd wish his mom and dad never met i'd just stay away from him and call the police about him being annoying or being disturbance to the campus surroundings. dont get into stupid fight, it's not worth it.

@ryk: wow, i hardly breathe when i read your story. i'm glad u and ur friends are ok, the pictures on the links looks scary. there was an earthquake in my country several months ago and my ex-gf was in that town (while i'm on another town). i was freakin' out trying everything to know how she was doing. finally managed to get in touch after 28 hrs later, she was ok though, that's a good thing.

@ILUVATAR: Awww, that is so cute! I miss my cats, I havent been home for two weeks now, working on a side project.

[Dragonzair]

*randomly laughs at ShgnLW's drunk post*

I hope you post the story you were trying to say later. :D

[ShgnLW]

hehehe :D I have done that now :p

[Dragonzair]

*cracks up even more*

Well. I believe your story. XD Just try to drinkin moderation next time. XD

[Ayah]

Wish I didn't say "When you're sober, please delete this" at the original post, but at least there are traces of your drunkeness left somewhere else in the forum :XD

[The Boff]

your drunkeness left somewhere else in the forum :XD


the television show thread :D

ShgnLW, dude i drink a lot too. quite often also, but that seemed like maybe one too many of whatever for you :nuts as been said, go for moderation dude!

[ShgnLW]

Hahahah, yeha I'll do that ;) actually I don't like alcohol much, have been tipsy/drunk three times in my life (I'm 19).

[LadyHatake]

Aw, Ichi, that sotry was both happy and sad :wtf i think that was so sweet of the husband to stay with his wife like that all the time. Mkes me get all teary eyed cuz it's so bittersweet ;_______;

[Ichimaru Gin n Tonic]

Yeah, that's how i felt when i listen to his story. If it were me getting an offer like that, i'd jump at it right away! :D Just kidding...

[Leen]

It's a good story, Ichi. :wtf Sometimes, story like this just make us feel that there is still hope in this world, that there are still some good people left in this world. Thanks for sharing.

[Ichimaru Gin n Tonic]

Your welcome, Eileen. I completely forgot about it until my friend brought it up :D

[Ichimaru Gin n Tonic]

Great story, erikrhys

I'm glad you decided to get help. I lost several friends from drug abuse. I hope you'll also try to encourage others to not do drugs. Drugs are bad, mmmkay? :D

[erikrhys]

^^
thanks for taking the time to read it ^-^
and since this experience i have been clean, thank goodness :)

[Ichimaru Gin n Tonic]

MadDog, that's a very funny story. :XD
Did you ever mention that you were the one that puked, when someone's telling that story? :D

[MadDog]

MadDog, that's a very funny story. :XD
Did you ever mention that you were the one that puked, when someone's telling that story? :D

Thanks for reading! :XD Last time it happened was a few years back when I was home from college for Thansgiving break. A bunch of us we're sitting around playing "A-Hole" (a drinking game you play with cards) and my buddy's girlfriend (who was younger than us) says, "Hey, was it your class where the kid booted all over everyone during the music recital?" She has the facts wrong, so I said, "Sure we were, but it was actually only during the reheresal, and I was the kid who puked!" We all had a good laugh, but she kept looking over at me like I would start puking at any moment. :XD

[Ichimaru Gin n Tonic]

Dark soul: after you're friend got back from the hospital, did he have a baby boy/girl with him? :XD

Aisha: try praying real hard. usually helps to overcome the fear and scare whatever that is away. :D
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@kashi: Well, shrimps are crustacean and squids are molluscs. and that's the only thing i know about them aside from the fact that they make great food. :XD

You can try reading up here:
http://www.geocities.com/sciencejanetc/7th_8th_grade/animal_kingdom/squid_dissection.html
before doing the test again. :D

[kashi_n]

I know that Gin, it's all on the basic 'shrimp molestation' manual, I'm just nervous because the teacher was asking an 'unusual' question.

I've retakes the test and passed... with a B-...

[Ichimaru Gin n Tonic]

Well, you're lucky he (or was it she?) didnt ask something like: "Do you think somewhere in the ocean there's a baby squid crying after he can't find his mommy or daddy that you just dissect? :XD

Congrats on the B-, it's better than a C+. :D

[kashi_n]

I will stab him with my pencil if he asked that.. seriously...

[Ichimaru Gin n Tonic]

If he asked you that, he must be joking. Squids are very dependent... :D
Congrats on your B, again!! :D

That's an awesome story, Leen! :thumbs You are really lucky and blessed. :D

[Leen]

Ya, I know that. :D

That's why I want to share it with everyone. :occa

[Ichimaru Gin n Tonic]

Mr. Jack. I don't even wanna imagine how much run you did that summer. :XD
I hate running, not just because I'm fat, but why does anyone wanna go anywhere faster? It's not like that they have to announce about a battle that's just been won. :D

[mrcongojack]

I ran about 139 miles that summer. I remember because if you got 150 miles, you got a tee shirt, and I was pissed because I was 11 miles short of the shirt.

And ya, running super suxor. I mean, you have to be outside. With people and whatnot.

[Hollow Kurono]

Yeah drugs aint cool man,you did a good thing to walk away like a gentleman,i never aproved drugs,will never try some to.

[Ichimaru Gin n Tonic]

ILU, you made the right choice by staying away from that guy. I lost two friends because of drug abuse. Drugs are bad, mmkay? :D