A Fangirl Play-by-Play of Chapter 439!!

[Kusachu]

:fan No special effects and no flashy pictures, just commentary and a bit of conjecture. Hopefully it will entertain for a few moments at least. :D I used Sleepyfans’ Scanlation for the pages just in case anyone forgot what happened, but you don't really NEED to look at them...

(EDIT: Crap! Looks like my epic bandwidth usage totally killed the images...oh well. Note to self: Make new account for chapters...or something.)

A Fangirl Play-by-Play of Chapter 439!! OMFG YAY!!


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It starts with Konan's nagging and Nagato telling her to shut the hell up, but from then on we see that this chapter is going to be good because God Realm is showing some peck. Man-tittehs = yay. :D Not to mention the implications of the half-missing Akatsuki cloak!! Everyone knows what happens when the cloaks come off. For those few who aren’t up on the myth of the Akatsuki cloak:

Cloak off = death.

Don’t believe me? Go check for yourself. Cloak comes off an Akatsuki, said Akatsuki will die. Pein’s cloak is on its way.

I wonder if Pein wears underwear…

But anyways!! Look at God Realm’s hands!! ZOMFG! He’s making a ball of something and throwing it!!

Detecting approach of ultimate jutsu!!

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God Realm and Skeleton-Kyuubi dashing through the trees better look good in the anime or I’m going to be a pissed off little fangirl.

And oh look! The ball is doing…something!

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EXPLOSIONS!!! Earth being torn from Earth!! Or Ninja World…whatever. A couple of fodder wonder what the hell is going on, Skeleton-Kyuubi gives us a nice badass pose and Nagato needs to lay off the cocaine!! Seriously!

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Carnage!! Skeleton-Kyuubi fights back with the boiling blood chakra ball!

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Skeleton-Kyuubi and ball of earth collide!!

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Super gigantic crater so huge it requires a page and a half to show it properly!! YAY!!

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Konan nags like a housewife and Nagato wonders why the hell she doesn’t get THAT HE’S FIGHTING THE SIX-TAILED NINE-TAILED FOX DEMON!!

Then we get a bit of Ninja Land lore: The Sage of the Six Paths created the flippin’ Moon!!! So Nagato’s piddly jutsu looks like nothing compared to that. Speaking of which, Nagato looks nothing like the Sage of the Six Paths. That guy looked all kinds of Awesome with a capital “a”; Nagato looks like Angelina Jolie only not pregnant. But he still thinks he’s got Kyuubi on the ropes. Heh…right.

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God Realm stands looking rather godly in his half-gone cloak and creepy piercings. Too far away for a good peck shot though.

Cut to Naruto having an emotional crisis. Always nice to see a hot boy have an emo moment.

OH GOD!! I'M FULL OF HATE AND PAIN!! IT HURTS!! WHY?!? WHY!?!

Naruto aint looking so good even though he’s still good looking.

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God Realm ponders his ultimate tiny, insignificant compared to the Moon, jutsu and Naruto’s looking for answers. Kyuubi, of course, has one for him.

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DESTROY EVERYTHING!! Don’t like something? Eviscerate it!! Friggin’ duh! Stupid emo kid! Who the heck taught you to solve problems anyway?? Oh, nobody obviously.

Kyuubi instructs Naruto to give his heart to him instead of Hinata. Something in Naruto’s troubled mind clicks and his jacket rips open apparently all by itself revealing some HOT PECKS!!! But his heart doesn’t come flying out of his chest though. His seal comes out on his stomach. Boy it sure didn’t take much persuasion to convince Naruto that evisceration was the proper way rather than falling in love with Hinata and taking long, romantic walks and making sweet (Kagebunshin Gang Sex) love. Wait, where was I?

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BLOOD!!! YEAH!!! Speaking of which, Naruto’s got A LOT OF IT!!

Seriously. The areal panel showing Naruto being engulfed in the black void is so much eye-candy. Moar blud pweas!! :D

Kyuubi has got to be sporting wood at the prospect of Naruto opening his shirt I mean seal.

Speaking of wood, I know that hand!! MFG!! IT’S GOT AN 8 ON IT!!

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Worthless ball of Ninja Land, Tenzou out of nowhere with the lesson in the obvious, and somebody’s not too content sitting in a giant ball of Ninja Land. God Realm wins the ‘not recognizing the obvious prize’ because he is surprised that his tiny insignificant ball of earth jutsu isn’t working properly.

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A PICTURE OF KYUUBI SO AWESOME IT SPREADS ACROSS TWO PAGES!!

He’s looking rather…insane with rage. How dare Pein try to cage him inside of that piece of crap failure of a jutsu!!

Meanwhile Naruto is still gushing blood (failing at menstruation) and Kyuubi is still trying to get Naruto to “un”seal the deal. ZOMG!! And Naruto looks like he’s ready to do it!!

NOOOO!! DON’T GIVE IN TO HIM NARUTO!! IF YOU DO WHO WILL MAKE BABIES WITH HINATA?!?

Oh…Tenzou is so obviously obvious as he soils his briefs looking down at the number on his hand. Oops. Too late. But he gets the ‘missing the obvious’ runner-up prize for not knowing that it was too late a long time ago.

Naruto is actually gonna do it!! He’s taking it off!!

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Hold it right there, mister. What do you think you’re doing trying to let that wicked mother f*cker out? Come over here for a minute.

We all know exactly who it is and we all get the ‘being in awe of the obvious’ prize as we witness the most awesome of entrances in the history of Naruto to date. Yondaime is here, and he has come to get Naruto the f*ck away from that seal in the most dashing way possible earning him mad heart flutters form women and men alike!! Was there ever another such pimp in all the land?!? Most would say, hell to the no.

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Kyuubi’s not happy and Naruto is still rather confused.

Yondaime gets the Jerry Seinfeld award for being medium. It sucks that he has to come face to face with Kyuubi again, but that’s okay because he gets to see his son. It all evens out.


And thus we are left alone, exploding in our own imaginations, screaming "YONF*CKINGDAIME!!!" and eagerly awaiting the next chapter, wondering if Kishimoto could possibly outdo himself once again…

:fan

[1TrueSensei]

Nagato looks like Angelina Jolie only not pregnant.

:roflWords cannot describe the win in this statement. I'm not a girl and I still found this hilarious. Nicely done *still chuckling*

[DarkManSharingan32]

Kusachu! Kusachu! Kusachu! Kusachu!
~Begs for more~

I like funny.
You are funny.
I like you. :)

[Marq]

bwhahahaha, oh that had me almost splitting my sides in laughter.

[Strider's♥Death]

Eh it was ok, nothing great :eyeroll lol Nah, seriously though. This was good, it's sumthing that the review section needs, this totally separates itself from all of the other generic reviews. Thanks for the read kusa.

[Kusachu]

Eh it was ok, nothing great :eyeroll lol Nah, seriously though. This was good, it's sumthing that the review section needs, this totally separates itself from all of the other generic reviews. Thanks for the read kusa.So who'd you vote for?? O_o lol Probably Naruto and his shirt-open justsu...I can see you as a peck guy. ;)

[Strider's♥Death]

Your gonna try start a fight with me in ur own review ?lol Well aren't u a bad bad girl. My vote is a secret :smugbunny

:kissbunny Kusa

[Kusachu]

Your gonna try start a fight with me in ur own review ?lol Well aren't u a bad bad girl. My vote is a secret :smugbunny

:kissbunny Kusa

It must be Naruto because I and the first three people are all, YONDAIME FTW!!! And then Naruto gets a vote...:eyeroll :hearts

[Strider's♥Death]

V.V well I see 4 on naruto currently, maybe it was me to vote on him first or maybe it wasn't. :smugbunny

Hope to see another review next week kusa :lovebunny

[Kusachu]

V.V well I see 4 on naruto currently, maybe it was me to vote on him first or maybe it wasn't. :smugbunny

Hope to see another review next week kusa :lovebunny

Perhaps, perhaps. I have a couple of older chapter ones I started to do when they came out but then quit, so...we'll see if the chapter compels me. :p
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Nagato looks like Angelina Jolie only not pregnant.

:roflWords cannot describe the win in this statement. I'm not a girl and I still found this hilarious. Nicely done *still chuckling*


Thanks much Sensei!! :D Yeah, I eased off the fangirl throttle just enough to make boys not throw up so that they could enjoy my ramblings as well. ;)
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Kusachu! Kusachu! Kusachu! Kusachu!
~Begs for more~

I like funny.
You are funny.
I like you. :)


I'm glad you likes! I likes you too. :tem
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bwhahahaha, oh that had me almost splitting my sides in laughter.

Glad to be of service!

Lucky for me that Sasuke wasn't in this chapter...;) :rofl Oh but I cannot wait to fangirl all over his return...

That will be definite chapter to fangirl on for sure. :D

[Natoma]

hilariously great review. and yes, naruto-pecs == yums. Btw, you forgot about the nice abs, obliques, and V-line happy trail. Between Naruto and Sai, Kishi certainly knows how to draw a manly midsection. :XD

Sasuke will forever regret not entering Naruto then and there. *smexy* :D

* stops before this officially becomes a squealing yaoi-fest

[Saifi]

wow , this review.... totally redefines what i thought was meant by the word fangirl:P

kusachu makes a review that has no real matter to discuss but is still soo full of win, actually no i dont mean it has nothing to discuss rather , i am scared on where that convo would lead, thanks for keeping it mild?

but thx for a very Different review , ofc v enjoyable and yes i took the risk and made the woody vote. :P

<33 lots of luv for the review

[Kusachu]

hilariously great review. and yes, naruto-pecs == yums. Btw, you forgot about the nice abs, obliques, and V-line happy trail. Between Naruto and Sai, Kishi certainly knows how to draw a manly midsection. :XD

Sasuke will forever regret not entering Naruto then and there. *smexy* :D

* stops before this officially becomes a squealing yaoi-fest

Oh I betcha Sasuke will want to enter Naruto when he finds out that Itachi is probably in there too!! :jk


And my goodness on the pectoral hotness!! I just can't wait to see if Sasuke's are really still ruined. I'd sort of like it if they were, but at the same time it's a tragic loss. :(

And yes, my bad, the hot tummy is super smoken' hot, but we got no God-tummy yet, and Naruto was sort of failing at menstruation out of his tummy...so...BUT BEFORE THAT IT WAS HAWT! Not as hot as it was when he was smothered in oil though...<___<

:thumbs
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wow , this review.... totally redefines what i thought was meant by the word fangirl:P

kusachu makes a review that has no real matter to discuss but is still soo full of win, actually no i dont mean it has nothing to discuss rather , i am scared on where that convo would lead, thanks for keeping it mild?

but thx for a very Different review , ofc v enjoyable and yes i took the risk and made the woody vote. :P

<33 lots of luv for the review

Thank you!! :XD And especially for giving Tenzou some love!! I was seriously tempted by his woodiness...but he just can't touch Minato in this chapter...BUT I'D LOVE IT IF HE DID!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!! :kukuku

[patedecarne]

EPIC WIN, HUHUHUHUHUH!!! :worship :worship2

the review with the best lines from all the times.. Nagato and Angelina Jolie, or God, that was... I don't have words, lol!

BTW, good and funny review, and please, continue with the reviews, I'm sure many people here will appreciate them, lol

[freeweas2]

Nicely done at what it attempts. Won't mind if you put more time into it though. You seem funny =D

[kheopz]

Now I can't sleep!! It's your fault Kusa if I can't stop laughing while trying to get some sleep. Great review BTW

[Kusachu]

Now I can't sleep!! It's your fault Kusa if I can't stop laughing while trying to get some sleep. Great review BTW

Wait, so did you read it and then try to sleep and come back to tell me it's my fault, or did you read it sleepily and then wake up because of your laughter? Or are you sleeping with a laptop?? You should just turn off the computer and go bed...and think of Naruto's shirt flying open...:nosebleed

[Starzen]

I can't believe what I just read, my eyes will never be the same again! Great review and hope you do the next chapter too.

[n4th4niel]

who thinks that Wood man's hand looks like a rip of offa 666 satan (O-parts Hunters)?

[Wind-shinobi]

It was hilarious, nice work you put into this, very imaginative :) although it was a bit too long maybe because you did comment on every page but anyway great work.

[vejita_sempai]

nice work !!!!



i like your stile, it was fanny to read and i hope to see another review next week from you ^^


but angelina jolie have 2 big boobs loooooollllll

btw

my vote was for wtf yondi wtf lollllll

[kiddo7]

I am almost literally ROFL!
You my dear are awesome and deserving of an award. I have not laughed so long and heartily in a long time. Every thing about this play by play was perfect and as long as you keep writing them I will keep reading them. And don't listen to all the others you do not need to change a single aspect of the review. Continue being yourself, that is what gives this thread that little somthin' somethin'.
Once again, thank you so very much for writing.

[kheopz]

Wait, so did you read it and then try to sleep and come back to tell me it's my fault, or did you read it sleepily and then wake up because of your laughter? Or are you sleeping with a laptop?? You should just turn off the computer and go bed...and think of Naruto's shirt flying open...:nosebleed

Yeah! I read it, try to sleep and came back to blame you for not being able to stop laughing while trying to sleep. I tried the OUUSSAA thingy and that didn't work so I got up and drunk some beer. I have to say it was a priceless moment. :)

[Dracul]

This was my favorite review of all of the new ones that are popping up! Very funny and entertaining, especially any discussion of TENZOU!!!! I just hope the next chapter has lots of eye candy to ensure that a review comes next week!

[Kusachu]

who thinks that Wood man's hand looks like a rip of offa 666 satan (O-parts Hunters)?


I do!! I do!! If I wasn't so lazt I'd go and find a pic of Jio and compare them, but I'm lazy soo...

But if someone else wants to I'd be happy!! :fan
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Yeah! I read it, try to sleep and came back to blame you for not being able to stop laughing while trying to sleep. I tried the OUUSSAA thingy and that didn't work so I got up and drunk some beer. I have to say it was a priceless moment. :)


:rofl Sweet. And did you dream of Naruto's hot pecks?? :blink:D
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It was hilarious, nice work you put into this, very imaginative :) although it was a bit too long maybe because you did comment on every page but anyway great work.

See, I actually thought it was rather short, since I didn't really bother more than a sentence or two with some of the uninteresting pages. But I'll keep that in mind for later though. :thumbs
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I am almost literally ROFL!
You my dear are awesome and deserving of an award. I have not laughed so long and heartily in a long time. Every thing about this play by play was perfect and as long as you keep writing them I will keep reading them. And don't listen to all the others you do not need to change a single aspect of the review. Continue being yourself, that is what gives this thread that little somthin' somethin'.
Once again, thank you so very much for writing.

:D Thanks much!! I'm glad you liked it!! :XD Well, I hope if I decide to keep writing them that you will keep enjoying them. :fan
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This was my favorite review of all of the new ones that are popping up! Very funny and entertaining, especially any discussion of TENZOU!!!! I just hope the next chapter has lots of eye candy to ensure that a review comes next week!


Thank you very much. :XD And Tenzou is a big cult fave of mine. :nosebleed

[Matthew]

What a funny review! So much better than my bro's lol. Nice!!!

p.s - still new to these forums. I'm always posting on the general forums.

[Kusachu]

What a funny review! So much better than my bro's lol. Nice!!!

p.s - still new to these forums. I'm always posting on the general forums.

Ah, well, I'm not trying to compete with anyone or anything. I'm just writing the same old stuff I usually write in the discussion threads...only uniform and specific. :tem But thank you! I usually only stalk the Naruto section, but occasionally I venture out into General Entertainment.

Anyways, glad you liked it. :thumbs

[nat]

You're crazy beyond any limits....

Please review more!!!!

Loved the "failed at menstruation" part, lolz...and all of the rest as well.
Let's just say you opened my eyes to new *elements* hidden in the chapters.

[TekJounin]

I must agree with nat. :) Great interpretation of the manga.

[weehoo107]

gyaaahhhhh!!! i almost woke up pplz cuz i was LOLing. funny funny funny funny...bunny.:cheerbunny

i know this comment is seriously late, but i go to the late reviews just to read them cuz your so funneh. i should give you a prize for your hilariousness (hands you this: :yourock ) i believe i have made my self clear. now, off to the other reviews :p