Which jutsu would you like to learn/use?

[sanrakusay]

hey guys! what ninja technique would you like to learn? and why?

just give one! it should be the one you like the most!

mine is Kawarimi

kawarimi.. simply because it's way too cool turning your self into a log during a battle and successfully back stab your enemy or escape a group of ninjas..

so, what's yours??

[exdahzy]

hirashin or however it's spelled, It would be so much easier than walking :<

[jodi]

henge?

you could turn into anything
even a dildo (lol?)

[M3J]

Kage bunshin no jutsu. Extra hand FTW.

[XxRyujinxX]

Kirin. Why? Who doesn't like blowing stuff up with giant bolts of lightning?

[Googlez_kun]

henge+kagebunshin....:nosebleed
you know what i think...(man i'm a perv)

[jodi]

henge+kagebunshin....:nosebleed
you know what i think...(man i'm a perv)

perv?
you are nutz
nailing your own stuff even its a copy, when it puffs you would still feel what your bunshin felt while the action

LOL
Imagine it... your bunshin puffs out and his thoughts come to your mind... "I LOVED BEING F*C*E*!!!!"

[segua]

henge+kagebunshin....:nosebleed
you know what i think...(man i'm a perv)

Talk about going to f*cking yourself literally. So that would make you asexual ninjistically.

I bet your favorite taijutsu would be a succession technique to Kakashi's 1000 years of pain. Talk about ruffing things up lol. Just remember, real ninjas don't screw themselves. They screw other people.

Ahem.

Anyway, since I've posted here, I would have to say ... it's a hard choice. I'll come back when I have decided.

[ninjabot]

Tsukiyomi. Make your enemies feel 3 days worth of pain in a minute.

Make your girlfriend feel 3 days worth of pleasure in a minute.

Nice.

[Sakura no Hana]

Hmm..all :D. I would like all jutsu. Then I'll be the strongest. lol

[segua]

Hmm..all :D. I would like all jutsu. Then I'll be the strongest. lol

May I call you Orochimaru from now on?

[Askia32]

Madara's teleportation technique

I could have breakfast in france, lunch in Italy, dinner in Japan, dessert in Germany, and end the night with going to a bar in Scotland for a beer.

[Exodi]

I think it'd be tons of fun spitting fireballs.

[wildG]

madara's space time ninjutsu.. by far the best, i could rob all the banks in the world and teleport anywhere i want instantly just like TRANSPORTER!

[Maniek]

I think it would be the "toton-jutsu" ;]

[Eddy01741]

Very tough choice to only have one, since i'd mostly looking for utility jutsu, here is what I'd consider:

Kage-Bunshin, this has almost infinite uses.... being in multiple places, learning/training quicker, being more productive, making them do work for you, etc.

Shunshin, going places faster, element of surprise when sneaking up on people, winning fights easier (flicker behind them, knock em out).

Madara's Time-Space, same as shunshin, only you can go like really far distances, not just within quick walking distance. THe only reason I still mentioned shunshin, is potential huge chakra usage.

Kawarimi, thinkk of the tricks you could play with this? Making your own decoys, although then again, kage bunshin can also kind of do that.

My overall choice would probably still be kage bunshin though, just think of how easy life could be...

[kkck]

Madara's teleportation technique

I could have breakfast in france, lunch in Italy, dinner in Japan, dessert in Germany, and end the night with going to a bar in Scotland for a beer.

Your idea is beautiful, I could cry... I would go partying to Sweden though too and have beer in Germany instead :D

To the one who said hirashin: Are you crazy? you would need an unbelievably strong arm just to move a hundred meters or so. travelling like that is terribly inefficient. There probably is some use to that jutsu but I would feel I got ripped off with that jutsu for every day life. Hell, I could even find better uses for rasengan and chdori in real life applications than hirashin lol.
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My overall choice would probably still be kage bunshin though, just think of how easy life could be...
I think that one would be my second choice after madaras jutsu lol(travelling is somethin I value considerably). I could have sex, eat, go to the bathroom, have a beer, do my work, read a book, watch my favorite tv show, all at the same time. Of course there is massive exhaustion after that, but it would be worth it.

[weehoo107]

i cant decide between kage bunshin and teleportation, on madara's level of course. i wouldn't have anything besides the best:thumbs

you could do all your work in soo little time with bushin and with teleportation you could get to your destination in a second. sleeping in would be awesome:pleased i dont remember the last time i slept in really late-_-;

[Black Lagoon]

Kagebunshin, help a lot:D

[afmart]

kage bushin, too many possibilities :P
also henge, not for perv things

[niblack89]

regansan because I would love to learn how to do such a complex jutsu such as that and to top it off the regansan with another element to it because I'm curious as to what special effects it would have.

[jdw]

madara's space time ninjutsu.. by far the best, i could rob all the banks in the world and teleport anywhere i want instantly just like TRANSPORTER!

Yeah, or you could earn money legally by moving diamonds/top secret materials for corporations and charge them a high price. Or other such applications that wouldn't have the world trying to kill you :)

[JP_Russell]

Kimimaro's finger bullets. Then I could literally do the Heavy's "POW!" attack :P

[jdw]

Kimimaro's finger bullets. Then I could literally do the Heavy's "POW!" attack :P

The downside would be that your DNA will be at every crime scene :grin

[-Ren Boy-]

Kage Bunshin No Jutsu
Imagine
I send a clone to school
while I stay at home and relax
Also like I could send like 5 different clones to read at different liabaries and revise while I also relax

Life would be a breeze.

Lool I already have my Kage Bunshin No Jutsu....MY TWIN

[chess4]

flying body flicker

[slmcknett]

Basically the most essential Jutsu out there is Kage Bunshin because, like Anbu RenBoy said, life would be so easy. Seeing as how all of your clone's knowledge comes back to you after it disappears, you could miss school for an entire week and still know about everything that took place. And you could go out for errands while watching TV, and you can make a clone do your homework for you. The list is endless. Kage Bunshin = the life of Captain Kyoraku. ;)

Second off, would probably be Transformation Jutsu so that you could impersonate somebody and get away with doing something bad. Like you rob a store, but you transform into someone that you hate to get them in trouble instead. That would be sweet.

Lol, can you imagine how corrupt this world would be if people could actually do these things?!

[Weapon_X]

Kage Bunshin all the way. Comes in handy in a lot of situations, the guy above me just said them all. xD

[Rarhyx]

There are too many =/

Kagebunshin: making many things at the same time :D
Hirashin: no more walking or driving by car^^
Tsukuyomi: looking in someone eyes and make him feel pain, its just evil :<
and for coolness Chidori or Rasengan xD

[Weapon_X]

Amaterasu is more evil. Set the damn guy you are looking at on fire. It's like Cyclops(fromX-men), remove his glasses and bam! ^_^

[sindergi]

Kagebunshin : i think the reason is obviously.
Sai´s drawing-Jutsu : things you draw become real - wtf :D
Medical Jutsu : too handy :D - if you broke your leg by a trick/stunt or whatever you can just heal it by yourself in no time.

[Ermac]

For utility: Satetsu

You could do pretty much whatever you wanted with the Iron Sand technique, offensively, defensively, and constructively, so I'd pick that for utility.

For pleasure: Sharingan genjutsu

Some others have said Tsukiyomi but if we're assuming that the usual consequences of MS are in play then just having regular sharingan genjutsu would be a lot more useful. You could convince anyone to do anything you wanted.

For awesome value: Shinra Tensei/Bansho Ten'in and Chibaku Tensei

Nothing impresses girls and makes your enemies cower in fear like ripping up a moon from the ground 8D

[Csdabest]

Jiraiya invisibility Jutsu......

[Sachsenhesse]

Doton Domu from Kazuzu.

No more injuries. =)

[~Joshua~]

Shunshin no jutsu - love the speed

Kage bunshin - only thing better than one ~Joshua~ is a hundred ~Joshua's~

Medical Jutsu - keep my skin pretty

Sharingan - genjutsu, jutsu copy, life in HD (seeing every detail :amuse), etc.

[Destined_One]

Id learn the byakugan... Become a professional poker player, and miraculously win the world series main event every year:p *folds 4 kings, knowing opponent turned Straight flush*

Edit: Minus the freaky eyes lol

[-Ren Boy-]

Id learn the byakugan... Become a professional poker player, and miraculously win the world series main event every year:p *folds 4 kings, knowing opponent turned Straight flush*

Edit: Minus the freaky eyes lol

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Vains That Pop Out ur Head it will look as if your constipated

[THM Nindo]

Phasing jutsu : Teleportation is one of the greatest ability ever. How nice would it be to get to a place in a split second?!

Kage Bunshin : Could learn everything so fast. Could have tons of job and get them all done by clone, collecting all the money... :D

Clone + Sexy-no-jutsu : Come on! Naruto being a teen? He obviously did some stuff with a Clone Sexy-no-jutsu... I know I would have done it if I had this ability.:tem

Edit :
Just thought about it... Henge is even better than Sexy-no-jutsu!!
Naruto could just make a Clone and Henge it into Sakura... ;)

[-Ren Boy-]

Many Jutsu's Displayed in Naruto Have Been Fighting Jutsus
There Is Like A Few Jutsus That Can Be Picked For Real Life

[Leos~]

Madara's space-time jutsu would be my first choice. Zetsu's ground travel thingy would be my second. Either one of those would save lots of time and, more importantly, gas money! bwahahahahahahaha

[shiia96]

Amaterasu is more evil. Set the damn guy you are looking at on fire. It's like Cyclops(fromX-men), remove his glasses and bam! ^_^

madara's eyes are more pretty.

I would have to choose genjustu.It would be fun to mess with peoples minds.:D

[-Ren Boy-]

Wood Release: Four Pillars House Technique (http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Wood_Release:_Four_Pillars_House_Technique)

Start Up A Estate Agency Selling Houses For Over Rated Prices :P

[sanrakusay]

hehe thanks for the replies...i never thought so many people will participate in this thread...i took a while for me to get back in this forum...well..... im back! hehe

[killbill]

I would like to learn hidan's immortality and his blood thing jutsu...why?....because i would like to see the faces of ninjas who attack me and nothing happens...lol..i wanna feed on their fear and then slaughter them...lol

[Belisar]

shunshin no jutsu. i like to be fast.

[jodi]

Kage bunshin without a doubt.

send a clone to the work, another to the school, poof them at the end of the day.
how nice could that be?

[Kuranzyan]

Same here, Kage Bunshin. It allows you to do all kinds of everyday life stuff simultaneously without having to worry about 'running out of chakra', seeing that at most you'll probably need about 4 to 5 clones to complete all your daily chores and tasks.

Besides, who needs to teleport when you have four or five alternate "selfs" running around?

[videogamer64]

Tsukuyomi, It works, it's painful, and it's legal

[Enel]

Shinra tensei (Pain's jutsu)

or a sharingan if this counts :P

[Chidori602]

Kirin, its one of the strongest jutsu ever.

[TeAm#7FoReVer]

I would like to learn any of these three: Amaterasu, tsukuyomi or Susanoo. I think they are the most powerful jutsus.

[slmcknett]

Definitely Shadow Clone Jutsu (Kage Bunshin no Jutsu) or Transformation Jutsu (Henge no Jutsu). Cutting your work load in half or the ultimate in espionage. They're both so handy and cool.

[DEATHBOTT]

for every day life if i could do the shadow clone to the extent naruto could i would be able to gather large amount of knowlegde and go to uni and work and do other crap at the same time so that would be handy but then if i felt like being a god i would choose rinningan.

[Arctigor]

it would be the Rasengan...just because it's so cool

[benelori]

I'd try out oro's techs for a change

[ameya730]

my favorite would be be shikamaru's shadow jutsu using the shadow to do all your work would be cool it would also enable me to do multiple task at the same time ahhhh!!! the practical applications of the shadow jutsu are endless

also would love to learn the 4th body flicker jutsu

[ashher]

That revival jutsu of pain's.

[Googlez_kun]

that would cost your life^^

and thinking about it again i would prefer the KB-Jutsu^^

[Necro-melo]

Shisui's Mind control thingy, i'll make whoever I want do what I want, when I want MUHAHHAHA

And of course KB, the most pratical abillity ever.so many possibilies..

[Karma]

Kage Bunshin no Jutsu for me..

[kthy0056]

Zetsu made the greatest entrance from Naruto manga ... I want to be like him when I grow up.