Hibarin
June 02, 2010, 04:45 PM
Ok... not the best title. But this is pretty much a thread to satire what would happen if Reborn followed real life rules. not the best explanation but i'll give you an example. Basically i'll start us out with chapter 1. If you wish to be chosen to write a satire of the next chapter, just comment. Please remember this is too have fun! Make it funny, but please don't include very vulgar humor, and profanity. Well thats all i have to say, and i'll start us out with CHAPTER 1. THAT GUY FROM ITALY
So Tsuna lost again? That must be one nasty headshot. But, hey i thought head shots don't count it dodgeball! This is anarchy! Oh well. Ahh, we are introduced to Kyoko-chan. Unlike Tsuna, i think her "Innocent" (or so we believe...) smile is slightly annoying, especialy since it is played at least a few hundred times each filler arc in the anime...( off topic). Ok... skip forward a little bit. Tsuna is in his room skipping school once more. As his mom burst in his room we can only wonder what it was he was looking at in that magazine. Page 9, final panel. That is one creepy look Tsuna's mom gives him.. once again we can only wonder what she is thinking... I love the first shot of Reborn, he looks so... magic. One of my favorite things about REBORN as a comic is the crazy faces background characters make when something funny happens, like page 13, panel 1. Just classic.
As Tsuna says, "HEY WAKE UP! I can't just forgive you because your a baby!"I could just imagine Reborn saying, "I can't pity you just because your a sore loser" and as we know Reborn eventually says... " I am here to make you a mafia boss" Good luck, that's even harder than making Longchamp shut up. Tsuna could never get Kyoko's attention, it took Reborn less than a few seconds... "MAFIA SEDUCTION!" Reborn then shoots Tsuna. Of course Tsuna jumps out of his skin and runs to Kyoko. But what if that really happened? Reborn would awkwardly glance at Tsuna, a gaping hole in his head, then skuffle off to Italy, and flash his most innocent smile at the 9th... i can see it now...
Reborn: i'm sorry to tell you i've failed in my mission.
9th: What? What happened?
Reborn: Tsuna was rejected by the girl of his dreams, and sadly killed himself.
9th: That's terrible...
Reborn: Don't worry, i will avenge his death...(flashes incredibly impressive innocent smile...)
Kyoko: (I feel a disturbance in the smile universe...)
Well thats all i got right now, i'll finish and edit it more later, you can add on to it if you so wish then!
So Tsuna lost again? That must be one nasty headshot. But, hey i thought head shots don't count it dodgeball! This is anarchy! Oh well. Ahh, we are introduced to Kyoko-chan. Unlike Tsuna, i think her "Innocent" (or so we believe...) smile is slightly annoying, especialy since it is played at least a few hundred times each filler arc in the anime...( off topic). Ok... skip forward a little bit. Tsuna is in his room skipping school once more. As his mom burst in his room we can only wonder what it was he was looking at in that magazine. Page 9, final panel. That is one creepy look Tsuna's mom gives him.. once again we can only wonder what she is thinking... I love the first shot of Reborn, he looks so... magic. One of my favorite things about REBORN as a comic is the crazy faces background characters make when something funny happens, like page 13, panel 1. Just classic.
As Tsuna says, "HEY WAKE UP! I can't just forgive you because your a baby!"I could just imagine Reborn saying, "I can't pity you just because your a sore loser" and as we know Reborn eventually says... " I am here to make you a mafia boss" Good luck, that's even harder than making Longchamp shut up. Tsuna could never get Kyoko's attention, it took Reborn less than a few seconds... "MAFIA SEDUCTION!" Reborn then shoots Tsuna. Of course Tsuna jumps out of his skin and runs to Kyoko. But what if that really happened? Reborn would awkwardly glance at Tsuna, a gaping hole in his head, then skuffle off to Italy, and flash his most innocent smile at the 9th... i can see it now...
Reborn: i'm sorry to tell you i've failed in my mission.
9th: What? What happened?
Reborn: Tsuna was rejected by the girl of his dreams, and sadly killed himself.
9th: That's terrible...
Reborn: Don't worry, i will avenge his death...(flashes incredibly impressive innocent smile...)
Kyoko: (I feel a disturbance in the smile universe...)
Well thats all i got right now, i'll finish and edit it more later, you can add on to it if you so wish then!