Your unimpressive super powers!

[thatwouldbeawesome]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghxnKDBadSk
Irish comedian David O'Doherty sings 'Very Mild Superpowers'!

So, have you got a superpower that just isn't that... super? Post it here!
Bonus points for making an awesome manga name for it!


Me? Glad you asked!

I practise barefoot style. By merely not putting on shoes I can locate anything painfully solid even in darkness!

[wizzard]

Eat lots of food.

[Zancrow]

wet my hair and shake my head violently so that others can get wet too power :nod

[wizzard]

:D Nice :nod

[Bugzee]

wet my hair and shake my head violently so that others can get wet too power :nod

That's a fricking awesome unimpressive superpower maiiiiine! Good job! :zomg

[shinsengumi]

i can become invisible in total darkness

[kkck]

I have the power ignore douchebags... at least to a slightly greater degree than most people. Kinda.

[Adorien]

I have the power of getting addicted to Skype conversations. :oh

Fear me! :arf

[wizzard]

I have the power to make people hate me.

[Xadyu]

I have the power to cry when my feelings get hurt.

[shaheer]

easily annoy people

[scav]

i can sleep on a chair

[Naomidee]

I can get extremely loud/weird-sounding hiccups nearly every time I'm drunk.

[Zancrow]

walk around without wearing a shirt power :hee

[Naomidee]

^ Holy shit, I have that power too!

[shinsengumi]

i can open doors and turn on lights with my nose :patman

[benelori]

I can fit my fist in my mouth

[Ancy]

I can scroll down MH pages with my wireless mouse :oh

[digitaldude]

I can fly.

[shinsengumi]

i can switch the places of my left and right hand fingers at will

[babaGAReeb]

:: I am a eldrich picnic bear from the Jellystone dimension and am the lord of stupidity ::

[Mazino]

i fart while sleeping

[wizzard]

I can read books from right to the left. And they still don't make any sense.

[shinsengumi]

i can sniff with my ears

[wizzard]

I can make sounds with my eyes.

[Iceiphoenix]

I can ignore homework until the last minute. :hip

[FaustXIII]

I can grow hair in my forehead

[Charlie]

I have the ability or some cases extended ability to let my butt glued to the computer chair.
Though this is not an uncommon trait - :p.

[liductan]

I have the ability to do nothing but serf on the internet and eat most of the day..

[Zancrow]

The ability to make you read this !! :^_^

[Charlie]

Not being able to do multiple things at once.

[liductan]

Exactly, with everything I do and I work at a slow pace too..

I'm only good for persuading or manipulating people.

[Charlie]

One of my most unimpressive super power is that I can look to the left and then look to the right -
:lmao