Fanservice Melée: Hancock vs. Robin vs. Nami vs. Tashigi

Conditions

• Time frame: After the Time Skip
• Place: Somewhere indoors, let's say in the Kuja Castle
• Weapons: Pillows, all one could grab but without hidden weapons like in the Ball Clouds...
• Handycaps: DF users wear seastone handcuff-like anklet or armlets to suppress the abilites while not weakening them too much.
• Rules: standard pillow fight rules - grab a pillow, and either hit yer opponent or throw it. No boring stuff like beating, kicking, biting, scratching, haki, swearing allowed! No allies from outside allowed - each woman fight for her own!

And yes, I'm asking you to decide a damn pillow fight!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2ALsvU50wQ

This is the legendary battle of the century, topping even the final fight for One Piece! Hmm, I would lean toward Hancock because she has the environmental advantage of know which pillows are the softest and firmest, allowing her to take an early lead. Tashigi will be courageous, but the softest of pillows will put her out of the game early due to the nature of Kuja's down and thread count. Nami would probably be the next to go, but not before giving both Robin and Hancock a good run. Now that Robin knows which pillows are the best, the final fight will take place on the Kuja bed, both of them now getting there cuffs tangled meaning there is no escaping said bed. In the end there is only one winner...everyone in this thread. Oh and probably Hancock.

I have to lean towards hancock in pretty much any scenario. She is a physical fighter all the way, she has strength and speed. Even with a pillow she is fast and strong enough to one shot the lot of them to say the least, it might as well be a brick (I am not saying she would use haki to harden the pillow, its just that she is THAT strong). Hancock is severely underestimated lol.

I had to take a moment to stop my nosebleed.... Phew.. Now that 's taken care of...

The fight itself is really the win but just based on raw power, even with a pillow.. Hancock with or without her Haki, pure win. Though the ones who really win is us...

It would all be fun and games until Zoro unwittingly enters the room (by getting lost, naturally) and he gets a pillow in his face for the trouble. He would then yell (http://i.imgur.com/WALA8.jpg) and proceed to cut every single pillow ending in an unsuspected crushing victory for Zoro.

But to be serious, Hancock all the way. She's a Shichibukai and has the physical strength to match the title, haki or no haki.

So no one thinks, Hancock would be pwnd while "looking down on the others" too much? She can't see the attack coming then without haki. ;)

I actually imagined the fight starting with Robin, Nami, and Tashigi falling in the private bath Luffy style, prompting Hancock to attack them, but then again, that's me.

I doubt Hancock has been sitting around doing nothing for the time skip. Sure, she probably spent a good deal of it dwelling on her unrequited love for Luffy, but I wouldn't be all too surprised if she were to show up having mastered the two from of haki she possesses (Haoshoku and Busoshoku). We've also yet to see her put that massive snake of hers to use as anything more than a makeshift throne, and that nifty petrification ability of hers has been proven to work on inanimate objects, and people that aren't having "dirty thoughts."

So yeah, Hancock has my vote~

Please remember: No Haki. No Devil Fruit abilities. No allies from outside (not even a snake). Only pillows are allowed. So virtually every ability that made Hancock "much stronger" than the others were stripped off her.

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Originally Posted by hoeru

Please remember: No Haki. No Devil Fruit abilities. No allies from outside (not even a snake). Only pillows are allowed. So virtually every ability that made Hancock "much stronger" than the others were stripped off her.

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Eep! My mistake, I skimmed right through without reading the ONLY rule. I'm quite new. My apologies~ :darn

One way or another, Hancock would be throwing pillows at the speed of sound, which exploding into feathery bits upon impact, would tear off the helpless clothes of her victims with the fluffy force. That is, unless Luffy was to oh... call her by her name, thereby turning her into a love-stricken schoolgirl.

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Originally Posted by hoeru

So no one thinks, Hancock would be pwnd while "looking down on the others" too much? She can't see the attack coming then without haki. ;)

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I honestly don't think so. We've never seen her be at a disadvantage when looking down on her opponents before so I don't see why she would now, haki or not.

Robin...I just can't see her flinging pillows around, she strikes me more as the one who would sit at the sidelines while giggling at the rest. That and I've never seen her physically attack someone without using her DF so it's even harder imagining her throwing pillows around.

While Nami can use brute force to control her fellow crewmates this is mostly done in a comical fashion, generally speaking her physical strength is very low and that's why I think she wouldn't have much of a chance, even in a pillow fight.

Tashigi on the other hand goes through harsh training as a swordswoman so I can see her put up quite a fight, but I can't see her besting Hancock.

Hancock is superior to these three in every way when it comes to a physical fight, even in a pillow fight, and I can't see her losing.
Unless of course you take Heleos scenario of Luffy calling Hancock by name. If that were to happen, I'd say she has a pretty high chance of losing.

id rather have a beauty contest...

Wow, morau-san voted for Robin. :D

When did that happen?

Shortest battle in history, even if all three ally against Hancock. The level difference is just abyssal.