The LPT P Wins - "Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. "

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Originally Posted by blai

idk I'm not a fan of home theater... It seems pretty cool though once or twice, but permanently? I don't know. =/

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If you're rich enough to have one it just becomes another room to watch porn in...then silently weep....and blow your nose in hundies...



...I want one

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Originally Posted by xi0

If you're rich enough to have one it just becomes another room to watch porn in...then silently weep....and blow your nose in hundies...



...I want one

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Watch porn?

My dear xi0, you lack imagination. I would be the star of my own porn films.

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Originally Posted by Imperium

Watch porn?

My dear xi0, you lack imagination. I would be the star of my own porn films.

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So that's why they would want to make the marble statue of you. It all makes sense now.

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Originally Posted by Naomidee

You better not be cheating on Googlez-kun, Nanner.

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Wait wha? Were did you take that silly idea from? :o

But our relationship consents cheating as long as it is with women.

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Originally Posted by Naomidee

So that's why they would want to make the marble statue of you. It all makes sense now.

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Yes. After every cumshot the camera would slowly zoom out until my huge marble statue is in view behind me. I would then strike the same pose as my marbled image. Triumphant and glorious, the camera will slowly fade out in perfect harmony with my fast becoming flaccid member. I would then play the previous scene in the background of the new scene. So my glory surrounds me.

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Originally Posted by Imperium

Yes. After every cumshot the camera would slowly zoom out until my huge marble statue is in view behind me. I would then strike the same pose as my marbled image. Triumphant and glorious, the camera will slowly fade out in perfect harmony with my fast becoming flaccid member. I would then play the previous scene in the background of the new scene. So my glory surrounds me.

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Gold.

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:rofl

subs

Sakathingy no apollosomething is nice.

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Originally Posted by lawlett-kun

subs

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Interesting timing to sub...

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Originally Posted by Naomidee

Interesting timing to sub...

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wh7y

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Originally Posted by lawlett-kun

wh7y

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ARGGGGHHHHHH! THE SEVEN WAS UNNECESSARY! WHY GB WHY?

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Its literally harder to type wh7y than why.

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Originally Posted by lawlett-kun

wh7y

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Just read a couple of Imp's posts. :rofl

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Originally Posted by Imperium

ARGGGGHHHHHH! THE SEVEN WAS UNNECESSARY! WHY GB WHY?

Its literally harder to type wh7y then why.

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Depending on your sobriety level.

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Originally Posted by Imperium

ARGGGGHHHHHH! THE SEVEN WAS UNNECESSARY! WHY GB WHY?

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Its literally harder to type wh7y then why.

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it was kinda necessa7ry.Simpletons like you would never understand :notrust

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Originally Posted by Naomidee

Depending on your sobriety level.

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Then gb has been drunk every day for the whole summer.


/me realises gb is on holiday in Russia.

...And it all makes sense now.

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Originally Posted by lawlett-kun

it was kinda necessa7ry.Simpletons like you would never understand :notrust

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Okay. Vodka? Or Beer? Oh maybe a lot and lot of Kvass?

you do7nt ge7t high from kvas.Vodka with redBull