Short & Quick Translation Request Thread (Thread for members with little/no JP knowledge. OP for instruction.)

[Pazuzu]

Anyway, I found something in Uncyclopedia and I'd like to know if it's nonsense or actually mean something

“よーく見れば、私はペニスがない。それなのに、男です。不思議いっぱい！”

—Steve Ballmer on The Japanese

"君達の基地は、全てＣＡＴＳがいただいた。"

—Cats on all your base

"If you look reeeally carefuly, I don't have a penis. Even so, I'm a man. ZOMG MYSTERY!"

"All your base are belong to CATS."

[Hermie]

The Bleach Character Book info needs translation. The diagram and the height/weight of the characters should be priority, but if anyone could translate the rest, I would become their manslut for a day.

[Galth]

Note that it would be very much appreciated if you did that translation indeed, and you don't have to accept Hermie's offer there

Are you trying to lure them or scare them of here, Hermie?

[Jisinai]

The Bleach Character Book info needs translation. The diagram and the height/weight of the characters should be priority, but if anyone could translate the rest, I would become their manslut for a day.

*pop*

Just ... no manslutting o.o;

[Anax]

Thanks Paz! You are awesome as always!!

[xallisto]

Found this whilst browsing. dunno what it says though lol.

Clicky

[antukecik]

Oh it is in japanese...

[Miso]

Cute doujinshi. Perhaps someone is willing to translate it for us...


EDIT: Actually I also thought of moving this thread but I didn't know where to...T_T

[Galth]

[Leen]

*move to the request thread.* :knk

Someone please translate it. I like to know the content of this doujinshi. :knk

[Galth]

Hmmz, it's a lot of text... we won't see a translation soon either way

[pek]

Tird panel with Tsunade holding her breast

Please could you give as accurate translation as possible? People have different translation and it is being discussed so much that my eyes are starting to bleed. ):

[Pazuzu]

"Damn, I'll have to use the *other* way of winning..."
"But...my boobs aren't as firm as they used to be..."

並みの医療忍者じゃない・・・
This is no ordinary medical ninja...

術のセンスと切れ味は私の全盛期すら超える・・・！
His jutsu sense and sharpness surpass even myself in my prime...!

[icarustea]

http://shirayuki.saiin.net/%7eaniiti/comic04.html

Can someone please translate this? THANKS!

[njt]

Tird panel with Tsunade holding her breast

Please could you give as accurate translation as possible? People have different translation and it is being discussed so much that my eyes are starting to bleed. ):

Damn, pazuzu got to it before me....



anyways- here's my shot at it

Chapter 164: Page 11

コイツ・・・
並の医療忍者じゃない・・・
This guy isn't any normal medical ninja

術のセンスと切れ味は
His sense and mastery of his jutsu (well it actually says his sense and sharpness of his jutsu... but I felt mastery would be better )

私の全盛期すら超える
would surpass me even at my prime.

Kabuto:
アナタにはまだ死なれたら困りますからね・・・
Because we still need you alive

首は狙いませんよ
I didn't aim for the kill

けれど
これでもうアナタは動けませ・・・
However, the way you are now, you shouldn't be able to...