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"Roses are red, Violets are blue
Your mother is so beautiful
What happened to you!?!?" lol
- My secondary 3 English teacher >.>
Umm aonther one "Failure is success rounded down!" - T-rex
You can not throw your issues out the window. You have to push them down the stairs one step at a time.
- Read this somewhere, but do not know who actually said it.
scully: mulder, there is something out there...
mulder: i know i've been saying that for years.
scully: the answers are there, you just have to know where to look.
mulder: that's why they put the "i" in the "fbi"...
Bonnie: Somebody save him, he can't swim!
Peter: Oh, he's not even kicking. Kick Joe, kick.
Lois: Peter, he's a paraplegic!
Peter: That doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick Joe, kick!
Tommy Vercetti [GTA: VC]: Dead! You're all dead!
Tony Montana - Scarface: Say hello to my little friend!
From Monkey Island: The Curse of Monkey Island
Guybrush Threepwood: (singing) Oh... there's... a... monkey in my pocket / And he's stealing all my change / His stare is blank and glassy / I suspect that he's deranged!
LeChuckie Doll: Arrgh! Math be hard, let’s go shoppin'! (I actually use that really often xD)
LeChuck: Now with the demon flames of this voodoo cannonball, I'll blast my significant other into the significant otherworld, ha ha! That'll show how much I truly care.
Austin Powers: "Shat on a turtle!"
George W. Bush: "I misunderestimated."
"It is a mistake to think that you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
- Douglas Adams
"What would MacGyver do?"
My chemistry teacher when we were going through the blood circulation.
"Don't be afraid to guess, the worst thing that can happen is that it's wrong"
My old Social Science teacher.
From the movie Man of Fire:
Senior Citizens: "In church they teach us to forgive"
Creasy: "Well forgiveness is between them and god. It is my job to arrange the meeting"
*Followed by Creasy shooting an RPG*
"This is K-T-I-T. KTIT. Playing the breast... Uh... The best tunes in town!"
"We still remember, we who dwell in this far land beneath the trees the starlight on the western seas."
J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings
All of these are from "Wicked" by Gregory MacGuire, one of my all time favorite books now :
"I'd give a lot to achieve fun. The best I usually hope for is stirring, and when people say that they're usually referring to digestion" -Elphaba (this one just makes me laugh lol )
"The alien girl--she called herself Dorothy--was by virtue of her survival elevated to living sainthood. The dog was merely annoying."
"The only obligations I am under are the ones I assign to myself."
"Does she really mean that much to you?"
"She is my world"
"if so, your world is far too small."
"He doesn't know what the truth means, so he does not know how he lies!" -Ephaba
It's good to see me, isn't it? No need to answer, that was retorical.
Last edited by Forever_Melody; February 13, 2009 at 05:48 AM.
"I don't give a fuck what else on the rider, as long I've got Jack Daniels. " - Bon Scott