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    Grin Let's share some Skeleton Jokes!

    I go first. Its pretty lame and unfunny cause I'm creating it while im typing this.

    Brooke: Chopper, i think something is wrong with my body. Can you run an x-ray scan on me? Wait, there is no need cause you can see it already since I'm already bones! yohohoho skull joke!

    Brooke: Zoro, I wanna train like you. I wanna have muscle like yours, which is almost impossible cause i have no muscle to begin with!

    Sanji: Today's menu is bone sup.

    Ah, I give up. Your turn.
    "I only said I can cook; I never say my cooking is edible"

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    Re: Let's share some Skeleton Jokes!

    first of all! Awesome thread! And your jokes turned out to be funny after all! =D
    Lets see what I can do:
    Sanji (to SH crew, including Brooke): Eat up, or you'll be just skin&bones. Or just bones on his case *points at Brooke*.
    Brooke (telling about his past love attempts): Oh, and there was lovely Lola, who stole my heart, as you can see. *points at chest*, I only have bones now. Yohoho, skull joke!

    -_- Well, that's the best I can come up with atm.. =\


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    Re: Let's share some Skeleton Jokes!

    Old fun thread...(cant understand why it didnt got more posts?!?! )


    Luffi: Brooke play us some flute!!!

    Brooke: but of course, uhn wait.... i dont have any lungs!!

    skull joke...hehehe
    Last edited by Raysen_ht; July 09, 2008 at 07:05 AM.

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    Re: Let's share some Skeleton Jokes!

    Usopp : Hissatsu, Flash Dial!! (something in Japanese )
    Brooke: Ahh!! My eyes!!!
    Brooke: Wait!! I don't have any eyes!! Yohohoho!!! Skull joke!!!


    Luffy : Chopper, what is this brownish liquid? Looks yummy.
    Chopper: Stop!! Don't play with it. It's acid. your skin will burn it you touch it
    Brooke : Oh? so it's safe for me? Cause I have no skin!! Yohohohoho!!! Skull joke!!


    Zoro : My, my, what a sharp sword this Shuusui is. With this I can stab into everything.
    Brooke: Oh really? But your attack won't work with me.
    Zoro : Why not?
    Brooke: Because your sword will just go through me, since I don't have flesh. Just bones! Yohohohoho!!!!


    Luffy : Sanji! I'm hungry!! Cook something for me!
    Sanji : Yeah, yeah. Just sit down and wait.
    Brooke: Oh, Sanji-san. What's cookin'? Hmm, smells like curry. Wait, how can I know that?! I don't even have nose. Yohohohoho!!! Skull joke!!


    Tonjit : Here. Have some cheese.
    Luffy : Okay.
    Usopp : Wait!! That thing is ten years old!!
    Brooke : *eats* Mmm... yummy.. Erk! My stomach suddenly hurts!
    Chopper: Let me see. Eh, you don't have a stomach. How can it hurts?!
    Brooke : Oops, I forgot. My bad. Yohohohohoho!!! Skull joke!!!


    Nami : Me and Robin are gonna change. So you guys better not peeking. Especially you, Sanji-kun.
    Strawhats: Okay.
    Sanji : Ehh??! Why can't I?! Please let me have a tiny miny peek, Nami-swan.
    Brooke : Don't worry Sanji-san. I'll peek Nami-san for your sake too. She won't know I'm looking, since I don't have eyes! Yohohoho!!!!
    Sanji : You're dead, punk! *Smacks in the head*


    Man, this is so much fun
    Last edited by ZeroChrome; July 10, 2008 at 08:13 AM.

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    Re: Let's share some Skeleton Jokes!

    Nami: Oh my God im so fat (yeah right...)
    Sanji: Nami san ure perfect *hearts
    Zoro: What... u would rather be like that? *points to Brooke



    Luffi: brooke whats ur favourite song??
    Brooke: uuunnnhhh.... let me think...even though i dont have a brain huahuahua

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    Re: Let's share some Skeleton Jokes!

    Brook: yohohoho I just realized something
    Usopp: what?
    Brook: I don't even got a tongue to speak with yohohoho skeleton joke!
    thats all i got

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    Re: Let's share some Skeleton Jokes!

    ^That seems awefully familiar.. >_>

    *Luffy, Usopp and Chopper are playing Luffy's "Island Song" with their Gomu Gomu no Rock Band*
    Brook: What's with all this noise? I'm going deaf! Although I don't have any ears to hear with! Yohohoho!

    Luffy: Yosh~~! I'm really itchin' to go on a new adventure!
    Brook: The same here.. Oh! I don't have any skin so it doesn't itch at all! Yohoho!

    Brook *hanging from the mast in his knees*: Oooh, I'm feeling dizzy. All the blood is rushing to my brain.. Though I'm a skeleton and have neither blood or a brain! Yohohoho!

    Skull joke!

    (yeah okay kinda lame but that's the whole point of these jokes ;D)

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    Re: Let's share some Skeleton Jokes!

    Here is my poor atempt:
    something like they have to go a place and it's so far
    Luffy: Gomu gomu no...
    Usopp: Wait, Luffy!!
    Chopper: Not again!!
    Zoro: Here's our baka captain again.
    Sanji: Will there be any day that he'll stop doing that?
    Brook: What's going on?

    Luffy:...Rocketto!!
    they arrive

    Brook: I thought i was gonna die...but i'm dead already! Yo-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
    Chopper (recovering): ...Luffy...that's bad...for the heart...
    Brook: Yeah, specially for mine.
    All except Luffy: Are you stupid or what?!
    Brook: You guys are so cold...(starts crying) you'll break my heart...even if I don't have one! Yo-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
    Usopp: What a fast recovery. -.-'
    ざわ...ざわ...

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