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Thread: Lines Rejected from Bleach Manga

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    Lines Rejected from Bleach Manga

    This thread is where you can make up your own quotes that would probably not appear in Bleach. They can be outrageous but keep them relatively clean. I'll start it off.

    Byakuya (to Ichigo): Don't talk out of your league, boy...Oooph *Byakuya hits the ground head first*
    *Aizen walks over with a smirk as he releases his reiatsu*
    Aizen: And what were you saying about one not talking out of his league?


    Aizen: Hmm...Tousen, it seems Kenpachi has invaded Hueco Mundo. Don't you two have some history?
    Tousen: Eeep! Hide me, mommy! *He hides behind Aizen*

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    Re: Lines Rejected from Bleach Manga

    urahara:quick go to ss and save rukia coz she has my hogyoku in her........errr ...whoops.
    ichigo:whats a hogyoku?
    urahara: errr ......um......its a type of cake that i wanna sell in my sweet store.
    ichigo :mmm sounds yummy
    Who the Tobi am I?

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    Re: Lines Rejected from Bleach Manga

    Soi-Fon: The reason I can't stand you is because.....

    Yoruichi: Yes....

    Soi-fon: When you left.....

    Yoruichi: Yes.....

    Soi-fon: You.....you....

    Yoruichi: YES?!

    Soi-fon: You borrowed a orange top from me that you never returned!

    Yoruichi: I don't remember that.

    Soi-fon: You're wearing it right now!

    Yoruichi:..........

    Soi-fon:...........

    Yoruichi: Oh........well you can have back it if you--

    Soi-fon: No just keep it--

    Yoruichi: Yeah that would be wise it isn't fresh right now.

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    Re: Lines Rejected from Bleach Manga

    Rukia: If you want to save your family, there's no other way.

    Ichigo: Give me your sword shinigami.

    Rukia: Shinigami ja nai, Katsura da!!!


    props to those who get that joke...
    Aah, bring my rape shoes...

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    Re: Lines Rejected from Bleach Manga

    Rukia: Ichigo! Just go! Let me be executed! Don't worry about me, just save yourself

    Ichigo: Okay sure. You heard her guys, we're out of here. Sorry for the misunderstanding Byakuya. Nice place

    Byakuya: No problem. Maybe we can have some tea sometime. I'll help walk you out

    Ishida: Well that was awfully nice of him

    Chad: Yes, quite

    Orihime: Hey, but we don't get to meet the other captains this way

    Byakuya: Don't worry, they'll introduce themselves right now, just to be courteous

    Tousen: I'm blind ^^

    Yamamoto: I'm old ^^

    Kyoraku: I like pink ^^

    Ukitake: I'm sick ^^

    Hitsugaya: I'm short ^^

    Komamura: I don't even know WHAT I am ^^

    Rukia: ...you know...I was being sarcastic

    Ichigo: Nope, too late. We're outta here...execute her good

    Yamamoto: Will do
    Last edited by Zeus-Tails; November 13, 2007 at 04:12 AM.

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    Re: Lines Rejected from Bleach Manga

    Quote Originally Posted by akatsuki27 View Post
    Rukia: If you want to save your family, there's no other way.

    Ichigo: Give me your sword shinigami.

    Rukia: Shinigami ja nai, Katsura da!!!


    props to those who get that joke...
    Gintama?

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    Re: Lines Rejected from Bleach Manga

    nanda kore wa:kastura
    shinigami ja nai, kastura da ( im not a shinigami im a _____)??

    karin:dad did u know ichi-nii is a shinigami and goes out at night fighting monsters.
    isshin: aahhh masaki our son has become a deviant
    ichigo: *hmm this girl thinks she smart*
    yuzu: nii-san you shouldnt do such dangerous things
    ichigo: ok i admit im a shinigami...........*glares at karin* BUT KARIN WETS THE BED!!!
    don-kaonji:Bwa......ha ha ha haaaaaah..... all together now....
    everyone except karin: Bwa......ha ha ha haaaaaah
    Who the Tobi am I?

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    Re: Lines Rejected from Bleach Manga

    -tousen floating-
    komamura: TOUSEN. COME DOWN! I DON'T UNDERSTAND!
    AM I NOT MANLY ENOUGH?

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    Re: Lines Rejected from Bleach Manga

    Quote Originally Posted by CrudeCross View Post
    Gintama?
    gometo!! (is that how u say it?)

    another line i would change:

    (orihime in ichigo's room)
    orihime: i'll live 5 lives and live in 5 cities and eat 5 foods and i'll still love one guy. (leans in....ten minutes later....smokes cigarette)....it wasnt what i thought it would be....(thinks, maybe sado-kun will do it better?)

    yuzu: oi, karin-chan, did you hear weasels fighting???
    Aah, bring my rape shoes...

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    Re: Lines Rejected from Bleach Manga

    Rejected Scene: Ulquiorra at the Doctor's Office
    Ulquiorra: Okay, Doc., give me the results of my check-up, I have to go complete a mission for Aizen-sama
    Doctor: Well Mr. Schiffer, it seems there is a problem
    Ulquiorra: Oh? What's that?
    Doctor: Well, you know you have chalk-white skin and a hole in the base of your throat, right?
    Ulquiorra: Yes, it's my characteristics of being an arrancar. The 4th Espada!
    Doctor: Well actually, it's the characteristis of cancer
    Ulquiorra: Wha-
    Doctor: Yes, you have cancer
    Ulquiorra: But that can't be true, I-
    Doctor: Let me ask you, have you been losing your hair lately?
    Ulquiorra: Yes, in the shower sometimes but that-
    Doctor: Well, there you go.
    Ulquiorra: But, I don't under-
    Doctor: Let me ask you another medical question...when you're trapped in negacion, how long does it take you to get out?
    Ulquiorra: About 3 hours, but-
    Doctor: Oh, oh that's not good. That's way too long *Writes something down*
    Ulquiorra: Oh my, but...but Aizen-sama-
    Doctor: Look, you're going to die!


    Scene: Espada meeting; Grimmjow gets up an walks away
    Grimmjow: I'm sick and tired of you, Aizen! Letting my arm get chopped off! Kicking me out of the Espada and then pushing me into the ground with your reiatsu! Your reign of tyranny is over! We demand drinks better than tea! You're making us all look like a bunch of pansies in the eyes of the fans!
    Tousen: Aizen-sama can make us drink whatever he wants!
    Grimmjow: Why don't you just marry Aizen if you love him so much!?
    Tousen: MAYBE..I..WILL!


    Scene: Kenpachi appears in front of Tesla and Noitora
    Tesla: Hmmm...hey Noitora-sama, what does the scouter say about his power level?
    Noitora: *He lifts up his eye patch to reveal a DBZ scouter* .....IT'S OVER 9000!!!
    Tesla: WHAT?! 9000!?!?!!!!
    Last edited by Zeus-Tails; November 13, 2007 at 02:05 AM.

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    Re: Lines Rejected from Bleach Manga

    The scene when Aizen, Tousen and Ichimaru got into HM by Negacion light:

    Gin: I would have loved it if you catched me for a little longer...Forgive me, Rangiku
    Matsumoto: No, Gin, Wait!
    Gin: I'm sorry, Rangiku.
    Matsumoto: You still owe me sake from the bet you lost last time!
    I am What I am

    Whether You Like IT or NOt!

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    Re: Lines Rejected from Bleach Manga

    Quote Originally Posted by Zeus-Tails View Post
    [u]Scene: Kenpachi appears in front of Tesla and Noitora
    Tesla: Hmmm...hey Noitora-sama, what does the scouter say about his power level?
    Noitora: *He lifts up his eye patch to reveal a DBZ scouter* .....IT'S OVER 9000!!!
    Tesla: WHAT?! 9000!?!?!!!!

    HAHAHAHAHA, Nice!!!


    Nnoitra to Sado: Hmmm, you look like you feel pretty good about yourself right now. I'll bet you just got a power up. Must be nice, however we simply cannot have you or your fans be happy. Allow me to put you in your place, because I wouldn't want you getting a big head or anything like that.

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    Re: Lines Rejected from Bleach Manga

    Nnoitra vs Nel adult form-
    Nno:OMGWTF HaXor
    Nel:Lmao Noobter No hax just k-style
    ===

    Tousen:Okay I'm going to kill kenpachi

    *Everyone even Sajin laughs until he dose it*

    ===
    "God" and Ichigo scene when the meet
    "God": well Ichigo I'm your father
    Ichigo: that can't be true
    "God": it's true your mom was a whore......
    ====
    Ichigo:Kon why is Karin looking at me like that?
    Kon:I have no idea what your UGH!!*gets crushed by ichigo's foot*what teddy bears need love too *he's stomped till his stuffing comes out*
    ====
    Final Battle against Aizen just as Ichigo's after ichigo deals the final blow:
    Orohime:he he he he HEHEH MWHAAAHAHAHAHA!!! fool he was just a tool used for the final soul to unlock the door
    Ichigo!?!
    Last edited by JioFreed666; November 13, 2007 at 02:27 PM.

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    Re: Lines Rejected from Bleach Manga

    -______-


    guys, remember, even in fun it is not nice and inappropriate to bash people or things...

    Don't over do it, even humor has it's boundaries defined. thanks.

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    Re: Lines Rejected from Bleach Manga

    Ryuken: So I told him in order to fully regain his powers as a quincy he can no longer associate with shinigami ever again only to compromise his situation of having to choose between his pride and his nakama who happen to be shinigami. Then I shot arrows at him until he crapped his pants.

    Isshin: You're an even worse father than me.

    Ryuken: I know.

    Isshin: Teach me your ways.

    ----------------

    Orihime: Rangiku-san.....

    Rangiku: Foolish child......

    (tickles orihime)

    Orihime: Rangiku-san (uncontrolled laughter) pwease stop!

    Rangiku: Baka, it's better this way right? Both Rukia and yourself standing by Ichigo......even he knows he needs both of you. You really don't seem the jealous type. When misery overcomes you, you gotta stand on your own 2 feet and overcome misery. You Understand? Sulking over negativity all your life ain't healthy. It's best not to run but stand and fight those worries. That's what I see in you Orihime.

    (Orihime cries in Rangiku's breasts)

    Rangiku: Let it out child, my breasts will absorb your pain.............Captain?

    (They both look up at the ceiling where hitsugaya is hanging)

    Hitsugaya: Um............carry on.

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