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    Re: Lines Rejected from Bleach Manga

    Quote Originally Posted by ShinobiWrath View Post
    Orihime: Rangiku-san.....

    Rangiku: Foolish child......

    (tickles orihime)

    Orihime: Rangiku-san (uncontrolled laughter) pwease stop!

    Rangiku: Baka, it's better this way right? Both Rukia and yourself standing by Ichigo......even he knows he needs both of you. You really don't seem the jealous type. When misery overcomes you, you gotta stand on your own 2 feet and overcome misery. You Understand? Sulking over negativity all your life ain't healthy. It's best not to run but stand and fight those worries. That's what I see in you Orihime.

    (Orihime cries in Rangiku's breasts)

    Rangiku: Let it out child, my breasts will absorb your pain.............Captain?

    (They both look up at the ceiling where hitsugaya is hanging)

    Hitsugaya: Um............carry on.
    Nice but I don't think it will happen untill she can balls up about her feelings for gin


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    guys, remember, even in fun it is not nice and inappropriate to bash people or things...

    Don't over do it, even humor has it's boundaries defined. thanks.
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    Re: Lines Rejected from Bleach Manga

    Tousen: If it's not enough to believe in pie...then I will become pie. I will seek out all flavors of this world...and combine them in one really, really, really big oven or something. I swear I will...FOR PIE...I WILL BECOME THE PIE-MAN!

    Later that day...

    Aizen: Tousen..where have you been all day...and what the heck are you wearing?
    Tousen: *With a hat on that's attached a big cream pie* MUFFIN MAN..AIN'T GOT NOTHIN'..ON ME!!

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    Re: Lines Rejected from Bleach Manga

    summary: ichigo getting pounded by tesla...kenpachi steps in and handles tesla


    ichigo: ken...kenpachi is that really you?
    ken: ichigo, come with me if you want to live!
    Aah, bring my rape shoes...

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    Re: Lines Rejected from Bleach Manga

    Not mine, but it is awesome:

    (takes place befor Aizen was discovered, he has just been offered the seat of High Captain)

    "I never wanted to have that position in the first place! I want to be… A Great Captain!”

    “A great captain?” Yamamoto asked before Aizen started speaking with loud voices and out of nowhere, pianos started to play.

    “Beating Hollows to Hollows! As they get sent to the mighty blood rivers of Hell!”

    “Fishbone D!”

    “Acidwire!”

    “Hexapodus!”

    “Shrieker!”

    “Bulbous G!”

    “Grand Fisher!”

    “With my best girl by my side!” Aizen then gestured to his vice captain, Hinamori Momo, who was passing by. Of course, she shrieked happily and went to her captain’s side, hands held together in happiness. Aizen continued, “We’d sing! Sing! Sing!”

    “Yay! Aizen-taichou, I love you!” Hinamori cheered. Aizen then started singing…

    Oh, I’m a Great Captain and I’m okay
    I sleep all night and I work all day.

    And out of nowhere came Captains Ichimaru Gin, Unohana Retsu, Kuchiki Byakuya, Shunsui Kyouraku, Hitsugaya Toushirou, Zaraki Kenpachi, Kurotsuchi Mayuri and Ukitate Jushirou. They lined up and sang the chorus of the song.

    He’s a Great Captain and he’s okay.

    He sleeps all night and he works all day.

    Aizen then continued his part, he didn’t care that Yamamoto has left the room, leaving them to sing themselves.

    I beat Hollows, I drink my tea,
    I go to the lavatory
    On Wednesdays I go shoppin’
    And have buttered scones for lunch.

    And the Captains repeated the line.

    He beats Hollows, he drinks his tea,
    He goes to the lavatory
    On Wednesdays he goes shoppin’
    And have buttered scones for lunch.

    The Captains sang the chorus again…

    He’s a Great Captain and he’s okay.
    He sleeps all night and he works all day.

    Aizen then continued to the next one…

    I beat Hollows, I make evil plots,
    I’ll kill the Central 46.
    I’ll abuse the Hougyoku,
    And stab Momo to death.

    Hinamori felt rather uneasy at that point. But, the Captains repeated again…

    He beats Hollows, he makes evil plots,
    He’ll kill the Central 46.
    He’ll abuse the Hougyoku,
    And stab Momo... to death??

    As the Captains said the last line, they stared at each other, in confusion of where has the song gone into. When Hitsugaya recalled the part of stabbing Hinamori to death, he went on an outburst and roared, “AAARRRGGGHHH!! You bas…”

    Before Hitsugaya could attack Aizen, he was restrained by Byakuya and Kenpachi. Unohana assured him, “Calm down, Hitsugaya-taichou. At least let us do one more chorus and see what’s going on.” Remembering the ‘Kill the Central 46 part’, Shunsui also felt suspicious. Nevertheless, the chorus continued.

    He’s a Great Captain and he’s okay.

    Ukitate coughed again. This ticked Mayuri off and he warned him before they continued the chorus, “Ukitate-taichou, stop coughing. It’s annoying!”

    He sleeps all night and he works all day.

    And Aizen was in his final part. In the middle of it, Hinamori already started crying.

    I rule HM, I wear high heels,
    Suspenders and a bra.
    I wish I'd been an Arrancar
    Just like that Ulquiorra.

    The chorus attempted to repeat it again.

    He rules HM, he wears high heels
    Suspenders and a ... a Bra??

    Realizing that the song had gone into the point of total ridiculousness, they stopped singing and some of them prepared to leave. Byakuya sighed, “Bah. What a waste of time.”

    “Che. You’re really a prissy pansy, you know that?” Kenpachi said, thinking of the high heels and bra part, “I’m outta here.”

    “Oh my… I wasted 2 minutes for this useless thing.” Mayuri also regretted, “What a waste.”

    It was then Ukitate pointed out the obvious, “A conspiracy!” He coughed a bit before continuing, “We have found a conspiracy!”

    Shunsui backed him up, “Quick! We gotta call Yama-jii!”

    Gin confronted Aizen and said, “Ah. I changed my mind on working with you. I’d rather be Rangiku’s slave. See ya later, Aizen. Sorry.”

    Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3221009/..._Great_Captain

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    Re: Lines Rejected from Bleach Manga

    Outside Science and Research Institute

    Ukitake: (in between bouts of coughing) Mayuri!!! Do you think you could lay off of the mutilating Quincys and Arrancars for like 5 friggin minutes and come up with some kind of cure for whatever the hell is wrong with me!!?!!!

    Mayuri: ....No. You know damn well that I got into the science industry strictly for the mutilation opportunities that it affords me. I dont give a rats ass about you and your cough. Besides, isn't that Unohana's job?
    *Pulls out drill and ice-cream scoop*
    Now where was I?

    *Screams heard through door*

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    Re: Lines Rejected from Bleach Manga

    ***ryukken saves uryuu from that pseudo-arrancar when he didnt have powers***

    ryukken: you really are weak, uryuu
    uryuu: you...you are...ryukken!!!
    ruykken: why are you weak? because you lack hatred....run, run and cling...
    uryuu:**interrupts** YOU'RE MESSING UP THE LINES AGAIN, WRONG SCRIPT A**!!!!
    director: cut! cut!
    uryuu: i cant work with this guy, i'll be in my trailer
    Aah, bring my rape shoes...

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    Re: Lines Rejected from Bleach Manga

    11th Division Training hall:

    Kenpachi comes through the door with Yachiru clinging to his back. Seeing Ichigo, Kenpachi points to Ichigo and shouts, "I challenge you to Mortal Combat!"


    Nearing the end of Ichigo's and Grimjaw's fight, Orihime encourages Ichigo from afar.

    Ichigo: Sorry bout this Grimjaw but...

    Ichigo grabs onto Grimjaws sword.

    Ichigo: I couldn't hear what she said. What you say woman!!

    A rock hits Ichigo in the head.

    Neliel: Thath's not how you thalk to a ladieth!
    Ichigo: SHUT UP NELIEL!


    (Please read from right to left.)

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    Re: Lines Rejected from Bleach Manga

    -fight between Ichigo and Aizen-
    Aizen = what did you promise to yourself?
    Ichigo = I PROMISED THAT....
    (Renji pops out of nowhere) Renji = YO ICHIGO, DID YOU EAT THE LAST PIE IN THE FRIDGE?
    Ichgio = SHUT UP, FOOL! I AM TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING COOL HERE!
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    Re: Lines Rejected from Bleach Manga

    I just like to think of Aizen being awkward, I guess...

    Scene 1
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    Aizen: So...you've heard of me? Vice-Captain Aizen of the 5th Division, people call me-
    Tousen: Not especially, no.
    Aizen: (Well, Mr. Wears-His-Shades-Indoors, you will soon...) Oh, I was just joshing you. Say - what do you think of this - Shatter, Kyoka Suigetsu! (C'mon, hypnotize, hypnotize, get with the hypnotizing-)
    Tousen: What?
    <Pause.>
    Aizen: Aha? Right. Don't you think that I'm holding a lovely...tea-cake?
    Tousen: ...do you mean that sword?
    Aizen: Oh, no, young man - I think you mean a JACK OF CLUBS!
    Tousen: ...still a sword...
    Aizen: IT'S A F*CKING PLAYING CARD! God, what, are you completely f*cking BLIND?
    <Long, horrible, pause. Aizen stares in horror at the shades.>
    Tousen: ...you can see that I'm wearing-
    Aizen: -dark glasses, I know. I just thought that it was some sort of metrosexu-
    Tousen: -yes. Yes, evidently you did.
    Aizen: Yes. So - on another note - if, right now, I was to try to tell you that I was over - there - where I'm - OK, you can't see me pointing but - well - THERE - and then try to KILL you - from HERE - you would-
    Tousen: -know you were lying. Yes.
    <Pause.>
    Tousen: I can tell that you're trying to leave without taking your eyes off of me, so I'll let you know the door is that way.
    <Pause.>
    Tousen: No, two steps to the right.
    <Pause.>
    Tousen: Now the knob - left hand - other left - good. "See you around", sir.
    <Pause.>
    Tousen: Get it? Get it? 'Cause I can't see anything at yeah he's gone.


    Scene 2:
    -----------
    Zommari: <I can't believe it...it's finally time...I make the Top 6! Ooh! One step closer to that ravishing Aizen-Sama! Ok...here he comes...>
    Aizen: Well, I'm sure you're all aware of Tousen's little...encounter with our dear friend Grimmjow. In light of that fact, it's time to change up the order of the Espada a little, since Mr. Jeagerjacques is now out of commission...
    Zommari: <Hair: perfect. Makeup: perfect. Breath: <sniff, sniff> InTOXicating. This is it.>
    Aizen: ...and thus, with no further ado, I'd like a round of applause for the new Sexta Espada-
    Zommari: -thank you, Aizen-sama, for your generous-
    Aizen: Luppi!
    <Pause. Zommari, Zaepollo, Aaroniero and Yammy look at Luppi...then at Aizen...then back to Luppi.>
    Yammy: Yammy...want stroke little girl hair-
    Ulquiorra: <Sigh.> No. No Yammy. No stroking. Is boy, Yammy. Is _boy_.
    Zaepollo: <Damn...and here I thought I was the undisputed queen of this little coterie...lord, he's Gooooorgeous...your time will come, boy...your time will come...>
    Aizen: By the way, Zommari, good job with your 'possess anything', 'fastest Espada' stuff...I know you thought, well, that this promotion was in the bag after these ten years...and Luppi was just created at...oh, let's say 11:45 AM today or else he'd have had Yammy's spot months ago...but did I mention that Luppi has tentacles?
    Zommari: ...tentacles...
    Aizen: Yup! He sure does...he can...well, he can GRAB things...and...and...SQUEEZE THEM...yup, that he can. And some of them...well, I don't want to give the game away too much, but some of them have SPIKES. Oh yeah. YOU heard me. Plus, he's just so...
    Zommari: White?
    Aizen: NO! No WAY! I mean - you think that - you think THAT'S why - I mean - look at Halibel-
    Zommari: Instant tanner, Aizen-sama. You know her evil spirit was from Denmark.
    Aizen: Well - I'm just - so - Tousen!
    Zommari: Blind. You had to take him.
    Aizen: ...Yammy?
    Zommari: Oh, right. Yammy. What a role model for us all to look up to. Look - I think he's talking to his own chair since THEY'RE THE ONLY THINGS HE KNOWS WON'T SLICE HIS ARM OFF.
    Aizen: Zommari - look, I know you're upset about this, but Luppi has a lot of talent and I predict a long and productive future for him here in HM. Okay? So - c'mon! Let's get with the Blue-Sky Thinking! I'm sure he'll be glad to have an old-timer like you here to support him as he takes command, hmm? Can I get a smile? Is that a smile? No? Okay, maybe later. Anyway - good talk. Time for some tea, I think! <Leaves.>
    Luppi: Hey BOY! Be a good sport and sing me one of those old Hollow Spirituals, eh?
    Zommari: <There is no God. Aizen-sama always said it - <Looks at Luppi's sleeves hanging past his knees.> - but it really is true. None at all.> <Running over.> Yessah! Oh boy, I looooves dem ol' Hollow Spirituals, sah!
    <Pause.>
    Zommari: <Prick.>

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    Re: Lines Rejected from Bleach Manga

    Ichigo : I am here to save you Innoue

    Innoue : Kurosaki-kun

    Ichigo : Hush...don't say a word.

    Innoue : Kurosaki-kun

    Aizen : Innoue you serves no purpose for me anymore.

    Innoue : Kurosaki-kun

    Ichigo : Aizen I will defeat you with my Hollow V2 form. *wears the mask and go berserk*

    Innoue : Kurosaki-kun

    *Aizen kills Ichigo and that's how Bleach ends*

    Innoue : Kurosaki-kun

    OK I was bored .

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    Re: Lines Rejected from Bleach Manga

    we could just change all orhimies lines to kurosaki-kun

    aizen is freed and looks at the SS during FKT

    Aizen: hey everybody

    everyone: hey aizen sousuke

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    Re: Lines Rejected from Bleach Manga

    Quote Originally Posted by hyst-gundam View Post
    we could just change all orhimies lines to kurosaki-kun
    But then it wouldn't be rejected lines

    This scenario has definitely been rejected:

    Orihime: Tsubaki! Koten Zanshun!

    Enemy: ARGH! *suffers an injury*
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    Re: Lines Rejected from Bleach Manga

    scene:
    massive reiatsu effect
    then a beam of yellow light and a devil's laugh

    kenpachi: ha ha ha ha ha ha
    yachiru: good morning ken chan!
    ikkaku: every godamn morning! i hate building this headquarters every single time. get orihime over here.
    yumichika: but she is still in HM
    ikkaku: so go get her wierd-brows
    yumichika: yeah about that, i think she took over HM and no one is allowed in besides ichigo
    ikkaku: oh crap. *takes out power tools*
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    Re: Lines Rejected from Bleach Manga

    Aizen Sosuke to Hirako Shinji: depending on someone is something the weak do
    Hogyoku (in Aizen's chest) to Aizen: you got that right ASSHOLE!!!
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Tousen Kaname to Komamura Sajin: Bankai? don't make me laugh! Aizen-sama has graciously gifted me with a power far more incredible than Bankai!!!

    5 minutes later:


    http://img24.imageshack.us/i/flydead.jpg/ (somehow I coudn't insert a pic or it's just my browser can't preview it, anyway here's a link in case of the former )
    Last edited by AlB; May 10, 2010 at 02:52 PM.

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    Re: Lines Rejected from Bleach Manga

    Quote Originally Posted by AlB View Post
    Aizen Sosuke to Hirako Shinji: depending on someone is something the weak do
    Hogyoku (in Aizen's chest) to Aizen: you got that right ASSHOLE!!!
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Tousen Kaname to Komamura Sajin: Bankai? don't make me laugh! Aizen-sama has graciously gifted me with a power far more incredible than Bankai!!!

    5 minutes later:


    http://img24.imageshack.us/i/flydead.jpg/ (somehow I coudn't insert a pic or it's just my browser can't preview it, anyway here's a link in case of the former )
    2nd part actually happened this should be scenes that rejected from the manga XD

    another scene

    inoue: ichigo kun
    ichigo: hi orihime
    inoue: ichigo kun
    ichigo: what?
    inoue: ichigo kun
    ichigo: ...
    inoue: ichigo kun
    ichigo: you gotta be kidding me!
    kubu: psych!
    inoue: hahaha got you ichigo kun
    ichigo and kubu:
    my new dragons:



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