It's not even drinkable. There's plenty of bad, adjunct lagers that are terribly mediocre, but they're still at least drinkable.
Nattie Ice is so bad it needs a chaser.
I never get your thread names D:
You make me feel as an outsider, as if I can't belong to your pack D:
Recipe was apparently based on George Washington, Benjamin Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, and whoever else's recipe.
Wow, that looks too good for you. The meal looks classier than the patron.
Actually it looks kind of lame. Trying to be fancy when it really isn't. Sounds like a gimmick.