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    Re: Bloomerwedgies CAPSLOCKS Naruto Chapter 653

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    OBITO: THAT DOESN'T SOUND VERY MANRY.
    Something about this just made me laugh so hard; I had to get out and breathe some fresh air.
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    Re: Bloomerwedgies CAPSLOCKS Naruto Chapter 653

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    IT WOULD PROGRESS THIS FUCKING BATTLE AND GET IT OVER WITH QUICKER.
    HERESY! BURN THE WITCH!

    Quote Originally Posted by LnDRasho-sama View Post
    I hope somehow there'll be some freak-ass-jutsu that causes everyone's brains melting together into a huge collective blob or something (with Mugen Tsukuyomi and Juubi's goo-like consistency there's definitelly room for this) just so that we can have a Flashback of Rin interacting with Sakura & Tsunade... poor girl's really in dire need for booze to numb her all too common female med-nin suffering.


    SCREW IT
    IT'S LADIES' NIGHT

    Quote Originally Posted by syx View Post
    This here is priceless! I was thinking exactly the same like Obito when I read the chapter. Such an awful out of the blue revelation.
    SOME PEOPLE MIGHT SAY THAT THROWING SOMETHING LIKE THAT AT A CHARACTER THIS LATE IN THE GAME IS JUST SHODDY WRITING, OR AT THE VERY LEAST, SHODDY PLANNING. KISHIMOTO THINKS THOSE PEOPLE ARE WRONG.

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    Kishimoto should pay you 95% of his income. Really.
    I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT IT AND I BELIEVE YOU ARE CORRECT

    Quote Originally Posted by KingOfNight View Post
    Something about this just made me laugh so hard; I had to get out and breathe some fresh air.
    THAT'S ALL I'VE REALLY EVER WANTED TO DO. SUFFOCATE PEOPLE.


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    Re: Bloomerwedgies CAPSLOCKS Naruto Chapter 653

    Booboo kissing and getting kidnapped!!!!!





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    THAT'S ALL I'VE REALLY EVER WANTED TO DO. SUFFOCATE PEOPLE.

    Spoiler show


    Evil...Buruma is evil.

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    Re: Bloomerwedgies CAPSLOCKS Naruto Chapter 653

    Quote Originally Posted by Kid Chameleone View Post
    I heard in the epilogue naruto goes to university where he gets a PhD in psychology and communications. after which he gets his own talk show called Dr. Naruto, where he solves problems with talk-no-jutsu instead of violence
    Quote Originally Posted by Exodi View Post
    There's one episode where he gives everyone in the audience chakra.

    "YOU GET CHAKRA AND YOU GET CHAKRA AND YOOOOOU GET CHAKRA!"
    "EVERYBODY GETS CHAKRA!!!!!"
    - What do you think of this Burama-Chan....?


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    Re: Bloomerwedgies CAPSLOCKS Naruto Chapter 653

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    YOU ARE ALLOWED TO TOUCH GREATNESS IN A SMALL, BACKGROUNDY, FEMALE KIND OF WAY.

    SAYS THE BOY WHO NEVER REALLY HAS TO FACE HIS, BECAUSE EVERYBODY ELSE TAKES THE SHITTY JOBS FOR HIM.
    These two lines...good insight...the first is a bit obvious, I guess, so it's funny when you put it like that, but the second line is more serious, and perhaps up to debate...

    Didn't Naruto face many problems by himself for a long time? Perhaps it's time for him to ask and/or get help and have others take the shitty jobs for him?

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    Re: Bloomerwedgies CAPSLOCKS Naruto Chapter 653

    Meanwhile, Madara's hair waits patiently off screen for his chance to pull another ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL sort of thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by See Mohn View Post
    Meanwhile, Madara's hair waits patiently off screen for his chance to pull another ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL sort of thing.
    Good reference...internet cookies, for everybody who guesses

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    Re: Bloomerwedgies CAPSLOCKS Naruto Chapter 653

    Greetings, loyal Capslocketeer Brigade!

    I apologize for my absence; I was busy with Final Fantasy and giving LnDRash a promotion.
    Very Important Business.

    Thank you, minions, for voting for yours truly in the Community Awards. You all performed as expected.

    Evidently, many visitors to Capslocksylvania enjoyed the hospitable accomodations so much, they voted me Landlord Most Likely to Look the Other Way While You Indulge Your Vices. I'm so happy!

    Quote Originally Posted by Kisame Hoshigaki View Post
    Booboo kissing and getting kidnapped!!!!!
    Kishimoto heroines: a brief summary.

    Quote Originally Posted by KingOfNight View Post

    Evil...Buruma is evil.
    It's true. I am. Just ask my PR Manager.

    Quote Originally Posted by narutotheory View Post
    - What do you think of this Burama-Chan....?
    I think accurate.

    Quote Originally Posted by benelori View Post

    Didn't Naruto face many problems by himself for a long time? Perhaps it's time for him to ask and/or get help and have others take the shitty jobs for him?
    Oh, of course, the poor kid has had a shitty life and struggled very hard to overcome it. No question.
    It's more a dig at Kishimoto than anything, for throwing all this tragic shit at Naruto, yet still managing not to ever let him grow up.

    NAGATO: SO, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT ALL THESE SHITTY PROBLEMS IN THIS SHITTY WORLD? WHAT'S YOUR PLAN, MR. HOKAGE WANNABE? AND DON'T THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT YOUR SHITTY VILLAGE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR MORE THAN ITS FAIR SHARE OF THIS CRAP!! TELL ME, HOW ARE YOU GOING TO CHANGE THINGS?

    NARUTO: UM.. I DON'T KNOW?

    NAGATO: WELL, THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. I THINK I'LL TURN AWAY FROM THE DARK SIDE AND KILL MYSELF TO ATONE FOR ALL OF MY MISDEEDS.

    NARUTO: REALLY? WOW, THAT WAS EASIER THAN I EXPECTED AND ALSO SOMEWHAT ANTICLIMACTIC... SOMEHOW, I FEEL LIKE THIS SITUATION SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE COMPLICATED... PSSHHT, WHAT DO I KNOW, RIGHT? I'M JUST A KID! LOL

    Quote Originally Posted by See Mohn View Post
    Meanwhile, Madara's hair waits patiently off screen for his chance to pull another ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL sort of thing.
    Ooohh, that's good. I'm going to steal it.

    Quote Originally Posted by benelori View Post
    Good reference...internet cookies, for everybody who guesses
    Ssshh! I'm going to erase everyone's memory so they don't notice when I sneak See Mohn's joke into the next Madara chapter.

    *insert hypnotoad here*

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    Nice review. I liked your older av better though bloomer
    Could the Sage of Six Paths be named Sanada Yukimura?

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    Bloomerwedgies CAPSLOCKS Naruto Chapter 654

    You've got to be kidding me.


    Nope, that wasn't enough. Needs more Cookie Monster.


    That should suffice. For now.

    The only thing that can save us now is chibi Gaara in drag with a fish.


    Ahh, that's the stuff. Feelin' no pain.

    Now I can tackle this week's


    CAPSLOCK WHAT THE FUCKERY

    WORKING TITLE: WHAT IN THE SERIOUS FUCK

    NARUTO: OKAY, OBITO, I'VE GIVEN YOU A NICE LONG TnJ, YOU SHOULD BE ABOUT READY TO BREAK IN 5... 4... 3...

    OBITO: WHY ARE YOU HOLDING OUT YOUR HAND? DO YOU EXPECT A TIP OR SOMETHING?

    NARUTO: JUST GIVE IN TO YOUR FEELS.

    OBITO: *ACTUALLY MANAGES TO LOOK LIKE HE'S THINKING IT OVER*

    NARUTO: WELL? ARE YOU READY TO COME HOME, ATONE FOR YOUR SINS, AND PROMISE TO BE A VERY GOOD BOY FOR THE REST OF HOWEVER LONG WE LET YOUR MURDERING ASS LIVE AFTER THIS?

    OBITO: WELL... OKAY! YOU'VE REALLY CHANGED ME FOR THE BETTER, NARUTO. I FEEL LIKE THE OLD ME AGAIN! LET'S GO WALK OUT INTO THE LIGHT AND TURN THIS WORLD AROUND!

    NARUTO: REALLY??

    OBITO: NO, NOT REALLY. *STRANGLES*

    NARUTO: HURK!

    OBITO: YOU ARE LITERALLY THE SINGLE MOST ANNOYING BEING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD, AND POSSIBLY THE UNIVERSE. I WOULD RATHER EAT JUUBI POOP THAN HANG OUT WITH YOU FOR FIVE SECONDS LONGER. IF YOU DON'T GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE, I AM GOING TO MELT YOUR FACE OFF WITH MY BLACK STUFF. CAPICHE?

    NARUTO: *COUGH* BUT- BUT- MY TALK NO JUTSU! AND YOUR PAGE OF RUEFUL FACIAL EXPRESSIONS! THAT'S ONE OF THE STRONGEST COMBOS IN THIS WORLD, DON'T TELL ME IT DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING!

    OBITO: YEAH, IT MEANS I'M FUCKING WITH YOU.

    NARUTO: YOU'RE DECEITFUL! I'M GOING TO KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO YOU!

    OBITO: LOL, BETTER MEN THAN YOU HAVE TRIED.

    LITTLE OBITO: YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE.

    OBITO: WHAT THE-- ME? OR IS IT... AM I IMAGINING NARUTO AS ME? WHAT EXACTLY IS GOING ON HERE? THE ART DIRECTION IS KIND OF WEIRD.

    NARUTO: IT'S NOT ME! I MEAN, IT SORT OF IS. I'M TALKING TO YOU THROUGH THEM, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. MEH, IT'S PROBABLY LOST IN TRANSLATION.

    OBITO: SO IT'S KIND OF YOU BUT ALSO ME? OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT? WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GO, ANYWAY?

    NARUTO: I DON'T KNOW!! YOU'RE TRIPPING BALLS, JUST RIDE IT OUT.

    OBITO: OK, THIS IS SOME FUCKED UP CREEPY SHIT, BUT WHATEVER. LITTLE ME, WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME A HARD TIME? YOU SHOULD BE GLAD YOU GREW OUT OF YOUR AWKWARD STAGE AND ENDED UP WITH THIS SWEET PETAL CLOAK.

    LITTLE OBITO: I CAN'T BELIEVE I GREW UP TO BE YOU! RIN WOULD THINK YOU'RE SUCH A DICK!

    OBITO: HEY NOW. THAT'S JUST UNCALLED FOR.

    LITTLE OBITO: IT'S TRUE! AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK YOU'RE A DICK, TOO!

    OBITO: WAIT A MINUTE, NOW... I KNOW THAT VOICE! NARUTO!!

    NARUTO: LOL, YEAH IT'S ME. GOTCHA!

    OBITO: SIGH. YOU GOT ANYTHING ELSE UP YOUR SLEEVE, OR CAN I TAKE OFF? I'M DOUBLE PARKED.

    NARUTO: YEAH, ACTUALLY! I HAVE... A WHOLE BUNCH OF FRIENDS!

    OBITO: OH, LORD.

    NARUTO: YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?

    OBITO: UGH, HERE WE GO...

    NARUTO: TOGETHER WE CAN ACCESS...

    OBITO: I'M STARTING TO GET NAUSEOUS.

    NARUTO: THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!!

    OBITO: YEAH, YEAH, POWER OF FRIENDSHIP, DON'T UNDERESTIMATE IT, I KNOW THE WHOLE SPIEL. I THINK IT'S BEEN MADE ABUNDANTLY CLEAR THAT I'M A HARD SELL, SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE YOUR POWER OF FRIENDSHIP AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR

    NARUTO: NO TIME! ...OKAY, EVERYBODY! ON THE COUNT OF THREE! ONE... TWO... TWO AND A HALF... TWO AND THREE QUARTERS...

    SHIKAMARU: IF HE FAKES US OUT, SO HELP ME GOD...

    LEE: ARE WE APPEARING IN ORDER OF IMPORTANCE? AWESOME!

    TENTEN: OBVIOUSLY NOT. I'M SECOND.

    HIRUZEN: SENSEI, ARE YOU EVEN TRYING?

    TOBIRAMA: MEH.

    MINATO: I THINK I WOULD BE DOING A BETTER JOB IF I HAD TWO ARMS. OH WELL, AT LEAST I'M HANDSOME.

    SAKURA: SURE, DON'T GIVE ME A TAIL. I'M NOT EVEN BOTHERED!

    OBITO: OUCH, SON OF A- ! KNOCK IT OFF! THIS FEELS REALLY DISTURBING!!

    NARUTO: YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU ATE THE JUUBI. NOW IT'S TOO LATE! YOU'RE GETTING A JUUBI-ECTOMY!

    OBITO: OW OW OW OW OW OW

    KURAMANOO: GG, US.

    OBITO: DAMMIT! I HATE IT WHEN KAKASHI'S RIGHT! OH MAN... I'M GONNA BE HURTIN' TOMORROW. I NEED TO MAKE MYSELF FEEL BETTER. LET'S SEE, WHAT SHOULD I THINK ABOUT? I KNOW! MY GO-TO FAP PIECE. RIN RIN RIN RIN RIN RIN RIN RIN...

    KISHIMOTO: I HATE EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU.

    BE SURE TO TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF THE RIN SHOW!
    SHE'S PRACTICALLY BECOME AN A-LISTER, AND DESPITE THE FACT THAT WE KNOW NEXT TO NOTHING ABOUT HER, WE'RE STILL SUPPOSED TO GIVE A SHIT FOR SOME REASON!

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    Re: Bloomerwedgies CAPSLOCKS Naruto Chapter 654

    Hey Bloomer, a true Naruto fan should try to find the good points out in the chapter, no matter what happens..

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    Quote Originally Posted by narutotheory View Post
    Hey Bloomer, a true Naruto fan should try to find the good points out in the chapter, no matter what happens..
    In situations like this one Theory laughter is the best medicine. You read a chapter like this one and you've basically got three options.
    1. You can try and convince yourself it's better than it really is.
    2. You can get depressed over the overpowering awfulness.
    3. You can laugh your ass off at the sheer absurdity of it of it all.

    Naruto may have turned into a terrible, horrible, and really not very good story but thanks to Bloomer at least we can all laugh about it.
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    I Don't Want This Kind of Hero [Esp. for Superhero/Comedy fans]
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    OBITO: YOU ARE LITERALLY THE SINGLE MOST ANNOYING BEING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD, AND POSSIBLY THE UNIVERSE. I WOULD RATHER EAT JUUBI POOP THAN HANG OUT WITH YOU FOR FIVE SECONDS LONGER. IF YOU DON'T GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE, I AM GOING TO MELT YOUR FACE OFF WITH MY BLACK STUFF. CAPICHE?
    It will take him at least five seconds to say that. As for that, he did hang out with Naruto for 5 seconds, and it also means that he ate juubi poop.

    Oh, and one more thing, Sakura is there ). I thought she just ... disappeared.

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    Re: Bloomerwedgies CAPSLOCKS Naruto Chapter 654

    Quote Originally Posted by narutotheory View Post
    Hey Bloomer, a true Naruto fan should try to find the good points out in the chapter, no matter what happens..
    that would insinuate that there were some good points....

    ---------- Post added at 11:47 AM ---------- Previous post was at 10:53 AM ----------

    the amazing buruma-tan continues to give us a reason to laugh every week, and kishimoto continues to give us a reason to frown

    between the two of you we at MH experience a wide spectrum of emotional turmoil!!!



    i literally spit up some coffee when i saw this


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