Merry Christmas, Naruto.
Enjoy your gift! It's a near-death experience!
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I can see the nxt chapters first 10 pages will be about 50 Panels of other ones reaction about Narutos death.
But again, aggainst the jinchuriki logic, he will survive that too.
Wonder if Minato just sat there thinking "Thats cool - Uh what happened to Naruto - LOL OMG HES MAIN CHARACTER NO WAY HE WILL DIE!!!1"
I can imagine Minato giving Naruto his ox Chackra and *POOF* The miracle is pulled once again!
Friendship is magic... but sometimes more like dark sorcery. You should have been content with what you had going on between you and Sasuke... that relationship is already onesided enough as it is, no idea how you got the idea trying to hook up with Madara would be any better... but then again... DAT UCHIHA HAIR AN DAT SHIRTLESS TORSO?Quote:
How comes artists always get misunderstood so much? Why can't anyone see their artistic vision even if they are literally unfolding their masterpiece right before everyones very eyes? This is exactly the kind of shit Deidara had to go through... and in the end it drove him into suicide.Quote:
Oh well... maybe you really do need a Sharingan to see it... or at least a decent amount of drugs in your bloodstream.
Because you have only one tail! However, look at it from the bright side: others would kill to always get the first spot in the waiting queue before summer and winter sales.Quote:
Hey now thats just mean... he's entirely made of sand... there is no fat! So technically he can be as obese as he wants; that would always just make him a huge sand-ass Tanuki. That almost sounds like an artwork again... something Deidara would most likely love to blow up.Quote:
Oh come on Gaara... don't play innocent! The way you look everyone can tell you're the type to be into horror movies. What's the difference if you watch them in theater or your own private head cinema?Quote:
Quote:Sorry gramps... but it's just like the Tanuki said; to them you're a giant fat ass badger... no wonder they put you on a diet.Quote:
Because you are the one who can regenerate... you're suffering from the symptome as any other character who can regrow lost limbs... like Piccolo, Orochimaru, Obito or even Madara. If you can grow it back, then rest assured it will constantly get cut off because of how badass that makes you.Quote:
At least that's how Mangaka think it's supposed to work... in reality people just think: "lol wtf... this guy is so incompetent... if it wasn't for his cheat of regrowing lost body parts he would never even have survived the Chunin-Exams."
Who the heck sleeps with sunglasses? Next time I'm going to tell Santa it's only milk and cookies for you... and no! It won't be the ones with Rum-Filling!Quote:
to commemorate naruto's relationship with the kyuubi i answer the question
what did the kyuubi say when he was yanked from naruto
Lol...guys...remember all the stuff Naruto said when he had Kurama? I remember this one:
(To Sai) "I don't care who I have to fight… If he rips my arms off, I'll kick him to death. If he rips my legs off, I'll bite him to death. If he rips my head off, I'll stare him to death. And if he gouges out my eyes, I'll curse him to death… Even if I'm torn to shreds… I will take Sasuke back!"
- this guy...
I like where this is going.Quote:
But of course! He's *special*. *sparkles*Quote:
It is if you're friends with me, for instance.Quote:
Very true. Madara is a pretty impressive specimen; chestface, eye bags, split ends and all, I wouldn't kick him out of the sleeping bag for eating a box of crackers. :>Quote:
Ah, well... least he got while the gettin' was good.
At least Kishi loves us enough to not draw the monster balls...Quote:
... thus affording Shukaku more dignity than any armadillo is likely to be graced with.
Careful... keep talking like that, and people might start thinking you peruse forums or something.Quote:
The light was on in the hallway. I needed a protective device or I wouldn't have survived.Quote:
Don't even joke about that!!Quote:
Poor Naruto... all that angst, and he might as well have kicked back and done nothing at all. Little did he know that all the prodigal sons would come wandering back home at the same time. It would have spared him a bunch of trouble and worry. Poor kid.Quote:
It's a good thing we finally got a new chapter; my capslock key was starting to go moldy with disuse. Hopefully, it will be able to regain its stamina in a timely fashion.
I'm sure you've all been waiting on the edges of your seats for this week's
Everybody knows Madara doesn't like people sneaking up on him from behind. It's like his least favorite thing. I sure as hell wouldn't try it.
While I hate to steal your thunder, I had to get this off my chest.
SASUKE: SO IF NARUTO'S DEAD, WE MAY NEED TO CHANGE THE TITLE OF THE SERIES. I THINK IT SHOULD BE NAMED AFTER
Yeah! F*cking flashback to explain what happened like one chapter ago.Quote:
Tobirama always knows just what to say.
Ass-kissingflattery will get you everywhere.
Poor Madara. If things don't start livening up for him, he's in danger of dozing off again.
*crys little puddles cuz no one read the narutotheory capslock*