But no matter how many times everything went wrong, I still leveled weaver twice. \m/
What? Do they have a cap or something? Aren't you looking forward to having 200 leve allowances when you get back? You can just spend them wantonly and do the same Charity leves a dozen times each!Quote:
I keep hitting cap in seals. Now I just spend them like water and I don't even care. I've bought a bunch of the 50%/40,000 "manuals" and use them practically every time I do a leve now.
Oooh. Didn't know that. Well, I have seen the crafted pets for sale, so if all else fails, we can just arrange for you to buy it for a gil.Quote:
I already have a row in my retainer's inventory that is Rasho's Presentos.
I have a suspicion that we may feel the same way about the subject; not only do most random people fail to meet our definition of coolness, they match our idea of how enjoyable it is to bang one's head against a wall while eating broken glass.Quote:
Oh, but think of how wonderful it would be if you end up having an involved conversation about baguettes and escargots with a new friend from the Libertie FC? I can't believe you'd want to miss out on that.Quote:
I'm sure you'll be able to get your meaning across somehow.
And if I'm too much of a dunce to understand you, you can just switch to yelling at me in German. No matter what you say, it will sound threatening. Hmmm... I've never had naughty things whispered in my ear in German before. I wonder if I'll be scared, turned on, or both? The mind boggles.
Aww. Well, if you still can't see it tomorrow, I'll just make it a public album. I mean, what are the odds that anyone else is going to stumble upon it? Meh, who cares.Quote:
Maybe your beneficent gods are trying to spare you from something...
Oh, are you a wee bit apprehensive about what you might find in that photo album? Are you worried that Buruma-chan will indeed turn out to be a cliche under-the-bridge dweller?Quote:
Boy, are you in for a surprise. Take that how you will.
Oh, come on... wouldn't you be a little disappointed, at least? *tease tease*Quote:
If you think there's even a slight possibility that I'm just that evil, I'm doing it right.
Oh Rasho... your seducing skills are so potent. Let me catch my breath.Quote:
My body is ready
Bloomers: *cuddle cuddle*Quote:
Rasho: Oh hello there, Bloomers. Nice day isn't it.
Bloomers: *edges closer*
Rasho: So, what's up with you?
Bloomers: *takes off glasses*
Rasho: lol silly, how are you going to see anything without those?
Bloomers: *leans in*
Rasho: See? I told you. Now you are evidently getting closer so you can see me.
Bloomers: *bites lip*
Rasho: Do you need a chapstick or something?
Bloomers: *snuggle snuggle*
Rasho: How come you're so antsy today? Did you drink too much coffee?
Bloomers: Don't you think it's getting kinda hot in here?
Rasho: Well, yeah, if you sit so close to me, it's a bit warm. Do you want me to turn the heat down, or... ?
Bloomers: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WOULD YOU JUST TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS?!
Rasho: Why, are they dirty?
Did you have to bottle feed them? Why didn't she want to take care of them? I've seen awkward cat moms before, but never a flat-out bad one. Poor kittens! I guess they must think of you as Mom, too.
Hahaha. No boys allowed.Quote:
It's true, you are really adorable.Quote:
Oh I'm sorry, I meant "manry and metallic". Sry
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I don't think it works... It feels more like being a Super Villain who just suffered a terrible defeat at the hands of his arch-enemy and now his most trusted second in command comes and says something like "If it does make you feel any better Sir; I failed my mission too so its a complete loss on all frontiers!"Quote:
I appreciate the effort though!
Yup... nailed it... 100 leves and you getz no moarz |<Quote:
I also speak just as fluently Czech if you prefer... but I don't think german unless spoken by Adolf Hitler is all scary. Last time I saw two germans get into a vicious chat fight containing lots of swearing all the english speakers were like "ohhhh I love german! such an unaggressive language!"Quote:
If all else fails we can also invent our own language consisting of Nyans and Meowz or something... I've actually already did that once in the Sunken Temple... my favorite line was "listen carepurrly; here cumz boss explu-nyashen meow meow :3"
Of course nobody had any idea about what they were supposed to do... but Regena solves all issues anyway.
I'm emotional ragdoll... and already so frighteningly used to disappointment and loss that my astonishing recovery speed sometimes makes it look like I'm an empty husk with no feelings inside. But be at ease... I think there would have been another tar-like tear to drop into the black hole that is my nihilistic heart (or brain as we established).Quote:
Your mistake was taking the glasses off... they would have increased your chances. Giving me time to think and process such events also helps.
*two days later*
Bloomers: *carefully waxes her villain mustache in front of the bathroom mirror*
Rasho: Wait a minute... you were trying to seduce me, right?!
Bloomers: Uhm... I'm just taking care of my villainous facial hair?
Rasho: Awww... don't play innocent on me now you tease! You know what I'm talking about... 46 hours and 32 minutes ago on our Sofa!
Bloomers: *thinks to herself* did I really marry this guy??
No idea... she's a nice cat... but she really isn't the brightest bulb in town. The Kittens got fed by me capturing their mum, forcing her into the box and holding her down while she's like "Meow??? Why u duin diz?? "Quote:
They had to be kept warm by an electric pillow instead of their Mum... because her Royal Highness prefered escaping from the balcony to go out adventuring -_-
She always was a wild one... but in hindsight I should have named her Predetor Missile or like something of compareable destructiveness.Quote:
But to tell the truth... It's just because back then I used to have a crush on Jessy from Team [b]Rocket[/quote]... oh who am I kidding? I still do...
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Whaat? This is bullshit!!Quote:
Thanks for telling me, though; now I'll know to keep an eye on them since they don't keep accruing. A timely warning; I have something like 95 right now. Well then, no reason not to level leatherface and spinster tonight!
Oh... except for the 4-hour maintenance block this evening. From 9-1. Which is the prime time in which I almost always want to play and I know I won't get interrupted. Goddammit!!
Oh so you are at least tri-lingual then? Mmm, impressive. How very Eastern Hemisphere of you.Quote:
I speak fluent Valley Girl.
Neither have I ever had sweet Czech nothings whispered in my ear, so you can be the first to try it out on me. I'm not even sure I would recognize Czech if I heard it! How embarrassing. I do recognize German, though!
I guess I'll just have to hear it from you.Quote:
Uhh... Is this too much public flirting for you, Rasho? It'd be a real stretch but I can tone it down if I'm offending your sense of propriety.
I understood that perfectly, what was wrong with those people? It was the plainest of Nyanmeow. Hey, look at that. I'm trilingual too. :3Quote:
Yeah, I've noticed that it comes in pretty handy. Are you going to follow your un-magical girl around and patch her up when she stumbles into something she has no business doing and gets a lot of cranky monsters angry at her?Quote:
You too, huh?Quote:
... though I suppose in my case, I'll appear not so much husk-like, but laughing at everything because if I didn't laugh, I'd cry and never stop.
I think we are both porcupines.Quote:
If I can disturb at least one person, not even the worst day could be counted as a total loss.Quote:
Hmm, maybe it is worthwhile to see after all, if it makes me cuter.
I don't wear mine because I think they make me look un-cute and librariany-but-not-hot-librariany. Driving is when I needed them most anyway, and I don't drive lately, so w/e. I don't even know where the damn things are, to tell the truth. Maybe I'll have to hunt them down and give you a picture with them. fufu
I can give you time to process, or we can try the direct approach and see if you can pick up on my subtle in-the-mood signals: I just pounce on you and start unzipping.Quote:
Woah, a creature less maternal than I? Impossiburu!!Quote:
Sounds kind of like my parents.Quote:
That swirl of magenta hair! lolQuote:
Say... call me crazy, but I think you just might have a bit of a thing for naughty girls. Am I in the ballpark?
I have my subscription bonuses now.
I think I'm going to use the appearance change voucher, there are a couple of things on Lisi I want to tweak. Nothing too drastic, though. And I'm not going to use the bust slider. :P
I have some new minions! The army grows.
Here they are with their code names.
1. Morbol Seedling:"Venus", F. I never thought I would find any Morbol cute, but live and learn. Gift.
2. Dust Bunny: "Tumbleweed", M. Has anxiety issues. Don't touch his security rock. Gift.
3. Beady Eye: "Tansy Ragwort", I have no freakin' clue what this one is. It's yellow and poisonous. At any rate, the people-pleaser of the bunch.
4. Baby Dodo: "Derpy Dorothy", F. I can't tell where she's looking at any given time because she is in a constant state of derp-out. Oh well. I love her anyway. Gift.
5. Kidragora: "Isadora", F (I think). Always on stage. Found in the woods.
6. Evidently I skipped 6, so we'll just leave that there.
7. Black Chocobo Chick: "Tootsie Pie", F. I know she's gonna fly someday! I just know!
8. New Ride: "Sardonicus", Who knows. It seems odd to ride something with such poor depth perception, but what do I know. I wonder if I can go over a cliff on this one and have a soft landing? I mean... 'cause it can fly and all.
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Oh wait, no... 6 is that cursor hand/creepy proctologist finger thing. I just can't get attached to it; it's not cuddly and it makes me feel like it's accusing me of something. Perhaps for the first time ever, Buruma will not name one of her minions?? This can't be.
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Of course not. Let the whole Naruto section know about our love affair! All the 10 people or so left!Quote:
If for some absurd reason I suddenly start feeling uncomfortable about it I can always blame everything on you. Everyone knows we males are just poor innocent Grunts completely at the mercy of our Testosterone Surges.
Good... because you seem to misunderstand; that was merely the announcement for the explu-nyanshen that followed, consisting of descriptions like "Meow Meow Adds -> *scratch scratch* meow meow wutch out dudge Leozorz! meow :3"Quote:
Med-kits, Injections, Painkillers, Stimpacks, Healing Fairies... you get the full programm! I'll always patch you up better then new, even if you happen to suffer temporary death; satisfaction guaranteed!Quote:
Oh oh... I sense the danger if we continue down this route our reputation as cool kids might suffer a heavy dent due to our deeply burrowed emoness taking a peek at the surface. I think it's wiser if we reserve our exchange of lamenting for the private parts of Mangohelpers :9Quote:
Come at me!
*Rasho uses hug*
It's true. You know that Harry Potter lookalike girl from the Scholar Artworks? It's the main reason why I decided to give that class a shotQuote:
The Goth Girl look certainly gets a thumbs up... but I can't deny the nerdy bookworm look also has its appeal :9
Its not my fault they always get the better makeup, hairstyles and outfits... plus they get bonus points for annoying the usually crinch-inducing main characters.Quote:
But then again... it doesn't necessarily have to be naughty... just wild and individualistic. Otherwise I wouldn't be able to explain Tsunade-hime ;p
Just keep in mind its your one and only chance... so better lay off the booze 24h prior and find those glasses!Quote:
I love it! Stiff competition for Countess von Flapulla...Quote:
You could call him "Pokerface" because he looks as if he likes to poke things!Quote:
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Eek! Masher! Get back in your cave! Innocent little I would never think of provoking your primal animalistic urges!Quote:
*gathers petticoats protectively around self*
Still understood it. I'm telling you, I know Nyanmeow! I took three quarters of conversational Nyanmeow in school! ... it's just that your accent is a little different than what I'm used to, that's all.Quote:
Are you suggesting that we play doctor?Quote:
OK. I'm on board.
It's super effective!Quote:
*Buruma launches self*
*Buruma uses smooch*
Hmm, if you like the megane action, maybe I can seduce you with my four-eyedness after all...
Do I dare to be unglamorous for love??
Well, I suppose if I get some nookie out of it.
OK, sailor; meet me in the library after closing and you're on!Quote:
A librarian inside a hurricane: got it.Quote:
Aren't you lucky? That's exactly what you're getting. :P
I'm sure you figured that out already, didn't you, Mr Smarty?
Aye Aye, sir!
The appearance change went off without a hitch. All I did was darken her purple highlights a bit and tweak her eye color. That's all, I swear! I suppose I should have taken the opportunity to give her a massive frontal flotation device, facial tattoos, and a blue complexion, or maybe even turned her into a dude (Rasho: "NOOOO!!"), but hindsight is always 20/20.
Derpy Dodos need extra love.Quote:
I can't help it, I just look down at that goofy face and dissolve into a puddle of maternal goo. Come on, Dorothy! Derp for mommy! Aww. That's my girl.
I named her after my taxidermy duck. The Dorothy part, anyway. Dorothy the duck isn't derpy, and thus is far less adorable than Dorothy the Dodo.
Poker?? I hardly know her!Quote: