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    Re: 1000 things you learned from gantz!!!

    356) The Gantz "man" likes to take lovely evening strolls in his birthday suit!


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    Re: 1000 things you learned from gantz!!!

    357) Religion is overated.

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    Re: 1000 things you learned from gantz!!!

    358) I learned that when yer bullying someone, you have to throw their desk out the window first. Follow up by throwing them out of the window for a two hit combo kill.

    359) Condoms are a big no-no on especially with alien chicks.
    Last edited by Charlie; March 25, 2010 at 10:40 PM. Reason: added 359


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    360) if the mission was really easy, your girlfriend will be pretty much dead in the next hour
    361) playing ping-pong is good for your survival abilities
    362) Never stick to the coward guy, it's worst if you are old
    363) Sniping it's always the best idea

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    Re: 1000 things you learned from gantz!!!

    364.) Follow the guy with the moustache, he will lead the way.
    365.) Don't idly stand there, or you will risk losing an arm like cherry.
    366.) Apparently, you can transform your gantz suit.

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    Re: 1000 things you learned from gantz!!!

    367) Each Chapter = 3 bubbles of dialogue. Most containing "oh shit! Kei-chan", or "I will come back, -insert person-!!"

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    368) If your the main character and your girl is stuck in a hotel that is being attacked by aliens... she will be the lone survivor.


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    Re: 1000 things you learned from gantz!!!

    370) Limbs grow back
    371) The ones that die first have it the easiest
    372) Vampires can pull functional weapons out of themselves
    373) Dinosaurs are aliens that can breathe fire
    374) Statues are the most dangerous things in existence
    375) "Thugs" never return for round 2
    376) That nine out of ten women in Japan will have C-cups or larger
    377) That guns lag when fired
    378) That "catastrophe" is spelled with a K
    379) Never rebel against Gantz, you'll just make him mad
    380) In the event you come across an alien worth 100 points it will quickly become apparent why it's worth so much. It also means that you'll be stuck in the same mission for over a year

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    Re: 1000 things you learned from gantz!!!

    I've just read? chapter's 307 RAW and wanted to share my thoughts so far.

    About inconsistencies and life lessons, in no particular order:
    • 381) If you are a gang member, using a weapon outside of a Gantz mission will get you killed the second time you try to bump someone off with it. However, if you're a psycho brat you can kill all of your classmates by the same means and get away with it.
    • 382) Doing stupid things like fighting with your bare hands monsters over 10 feet tall will actually be quite successful.
    • 383) However, proving you have some brains and strategic sense by sniping from afar and using guerrilla tactics won't help you survive.
    • 384) A weapon that can blow both people and walls up won't break a hole through a simple handbag, just shine through it.
    • 385) Such weapons don't need any type of cartridge change, recharge or reload at all. Ammunition is overrated.
    • 386) Most people may know there's an overly convenient lock-on feature on weapons, yet for some reason won't use it at all.
    • 387) If you have a crush on a psychotic weirdo, by all means, do NOT hesitate to convey your feelings. It could save your life.
    • 388) If you are over 40 and get you limbs ripped off, you'll die instantly because of an internal wound (?).
    • 389) Special suits that can stand several bullet impacts and huge monsters' pummeling will have no effect against lesser monsters.
    • 390) Germans would win an hypothetic World War III hands down.

    I have 10 more, but will save them for later, as reading so much may be tiring.
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    Re: 1000 things you learned from gantz!!!

    392.) germans really have nothing better to do
    YO

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    Re: 1000 things you learned from gantz!!!

    393) If the person you love, already has a partner and can not be with you; instead of giving up your one sided love quest, just clone him.
    Last edited by Charlie; June 07, 2010 at 10:20 PM.


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    Re: 1000 things you learned from gantz!!!

    394) Nishi synchs up with Bohemian Rhapsody.

    Mamaaaa
    Just killed a man~
    Put a X-Gun against his head
    Pulled the trigger now he's dead~

    Mamaaaaa
    Life had just begun~
    But now Gantz has gone and taken it all away~

    MAMAAAAAAHH~
    OOOHHH~
    I DON'T WANNA DIE
    JUST 10 MORE POINTS AND I'D BE AT HOME GETTIN HIGH~

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    Re: 1000 things you learned from gantz!!!

    ^394 is epic

    395) When in doubt of killing, use the Y-gun
    396) Vampires can regenerate clothes
    397) Disneyland it's a nice place to go before you die
    398) Just because you have big boobs dosen't mean you have the men
    399) So you clone him
    400) Gantz Suit is Overrated

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    Re: 1000 things you learned from gantz!!!

    401.) no matter how bad you get your ass kicked in japan, the next day you will be perfectly ok.
    YO

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    Re: 1000 things you learned from gantz!!!

    402) Being called up to serve on high-risk and horrifically gory missions against aliens won't ever give you PTSD or any other kind of trauma. You'll either turn into a complete psychopath because you love it so much or be totally fine.

    403) Whatever tactic you used against the last alien won't work against this one. It's important to be creative and vary your strategies or you'll get killed (I'm looking at you Nishi). Tactics tend to have more chance of success if they are completely stupid and involve acrobatic stunts that would never work in real life.

    404) Tight, thick bodysuits and humungous clumpy boots do not impede movement in any way- quite the opposite.

    405) Female characters are only there to develop male characters, show their boobs, and/or die entertainingly.
    Last edited by electricfriends; August 11, 2010 at 04:35 AM.

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