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Thread: 1000 things you learned from gantz!!!

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    Re: 100 things you learned from gantz!!!

    28) Having sex with 50-foot-tall mountains of alien women may be hazardous to your health.

    29) Throwing a homicidal maniac out a window may be hazardous to your health.

    30) Jumping in front of a bowl of strong acid or a laser just to prove your love for somebody who barely knows you exist may be hazardous to your health.

    31) Killing weird-looking little kids whose daddies are 8-foot-tall aliens with razors for hands may be hazardous to your health.

    32) Turning your back on a vampire with a sword to save your girlfriend may be romantic, but it's still hazardous to your health.

    33) As Inaba learned the hard way, cowardice isn't hazardous to your health, but bravery is fatal.

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    Re: 100 things you learned from gantz!!!

    @George
    ...I'm seeing a trend in your responses. XD

    @everyone
    However, roughly half of these items "learned" from gantz only apply in the context of gantz, meaning they have limited to no possibility of having similar manifestations in the real world. Thus, in roughly half of the cases presented (doesn't apply to all of them), you haven't really learned anything from gantz. It's like saying Star Trek taught you how to shoot and kill people with lasers and that interspecies sex is desirable.

    34) Never save a drunk bum on subway tracks. However, it's perfectly fine to travel or rest on said tracks if one is drunk.

    35) Riding a motorcycle with a stranger on back and having no knowledge of this stranger's presence is a lethal combination.

    36) Biker punks just don't know when to stfu.

    37) Subway stops are the dens of modern douche bags.

    38) When a new, "perfect" kid starts attending your school, don't play the game of Life with him.

    39) Someone always has to be the hero. Interestingly, someone always has a policy of killing this person (the latter may or may not succeed, at which point, he curses those meddling kids).

    40) NEVER carry a camera with you. By carrying one, you run the risk of taking a picture of something secretive. This will almost certainly lead to your disappearance.

    41) If you have a child to support, the most advisable options available to you are to kill this child or sacrifice yourself.

    42) Japanese people like to reinforce thoughts of suicide on the internet.
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    Re: 100 things you learned from gantz!!!

    43) vampires can regernate their ties.

    44)hot chicks dig hypocrites lol

    45) gantz hates wet willys

    46)teamwork may be for pussys but it keeps you live

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    Re: 100 things you learned from gantz!!!

    47)That y ou cant have sex with youre "pets"
    48)That you can come to a girl and say "lets have sex you and I" can really get you that pleasure.
    49)Rape aliens,cause raping woman is illegal.



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    22) No matter how big your breast are, you will not be spared or given
    special priviledges in Gantz.


    Hahahaha!!!!This one is good.

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    Re: 100 things you learned from gantz!!!

    50) Nishi is the strongest middle schooler.

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    Re: 100 things you learned from gantz!!!

    51)Never surrender to aliens,they will still kill you. (Inaba)

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    Re: 100 things you learned from gantz!!!

    52) Life's tough. And then you die. Again. And again. And again and again.

    Well, half of that one works in real life.

    53) Successful supermodels do fall for normal, short, average high-school kids instead of rich, successful producers or other superstars.

    54) Said high-school kids will refuse to sleep with said supermodel because they don't want to cheat on their frumpy girlfriends.

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    Re: 100 things you learned from gantz!!!

    Slaughtering countless women is as easy as luring them to your gang's fight club.

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    Re: 100 things you learned from gantz!!!

    56: black americans talk funny

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    Re: 100 things you learned from gantz!!!

    57)the best space to place fan service are covers

    58)when you bash and attack a little onion boy his huge and morderous onion father will come trying to kill you!
    so never bash little onion boys!!

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    59) Bullies and jerks always get the girl you want.

    60)If you have a super suit beat up said bully.

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    Re: 100 things you learned from gantz!!!

    61)Don't leave your dirty magazines by the train tracks

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    Never leave a German in charge of keeping strangers out of your top secret factory.

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    63)limbs are overrated.

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    Tourniquets are a fucking life saver.

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