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    [FEATURED] Things you learned from Naruto

    1)ninjas are not supposed to be stealthy or hard to notice.
    2)The good guys never die they just suffer severe non-fatal wounds and spend two weeks in hospital(This applies to teenage good ninjas only)
    3)The more pissed off you get, the more tails you grow.
    4)the most bad-ass ninjas are the ones with no parents.
    5)Half of all naruto universe childhoods are unhappy ones.
    6)You can not fight someone without them telling you, there tear jerking back stories first.
    7)There is no limit to how much ramen naruto can eat.
    8)The best blood lines are eye-related.
    9)The best place for character development is in the middle of a fight.
    10)sandal shoes(I'm not sure what you call them) are the bomb.
    11)whenever a hokage confronts a strong ninja he/she almost always loses the fight and dies.
    12)ninjas can summon giant toads,slugs,snakes,dogs and almost any animal you can imagine only super sized(well, not all summoned animals are super sized.)
    13)Special paper can explode!
    14)Any animal that is summoned can talk.

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    Re: things you learned from naruto!!!!

    the same thread as in the gantz section xD
    anyway

    15)you can be one of the best ninja,eventhough you wear an orange jumpsuit
    16)Ninja can walk on water
    17)toads are more awesome than any other animals
    18)the stronger your power the bigger the risk
    19)friendship is very important,but it makes you blind sometimes

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    Re: Thing you learned from Naruto

    20) Neji was right, it's destiny that matters
    21) Porn sells (just that a look at Jiraiya's money)
    22) The best don't need to die young (Jiraiya, Sarutobi...)

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    Re: Things you learned from Naruto

    23)you can be badass even if you have red clouds on your cloke
    24)you are practically dead if you take off your cloke(or a part of it gets torn off)
    25)kunoichi are lame
    26)if you have the same 2 numbers in your name(10-10*cough*) you suck

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    Re: Things you learned from Naruto

    27) that with guts and ramen anything is possible

    28) That revenge can take over someones soul

    29) and it doesn't matter how big ur tits are, u can still fight, run and jump around like crazy

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    Re: Things you learned from Naruto

    30) Bad guys will kill themselves if you talk to them about their worthless childhoods.
    31) Girls are only good for healing or not doing anything at all. Period.
    32) Blacks guys live only in mountains.
    33) Pigs are good pets.
    34) ANBU are really, really, really worthless.
    35) If you act secretive and talk about coup d'etat's, then chances are, you have a crazy-secret technique that only a certain clan can have... as well as about half of the main cast for crazidly-absurb and long-winded reasons.
    36) Bad guys wear black.
    37) The nicest guy is always touted as the baddest guy. R.I.P.

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    Re: Things you learned from Naruto

    38) Jesus has nothing on Ninjas in terms of walking on water
    39) Kumogakure is where I'd like to be (multicultural baby!)
    40) I wanna get laid by Karui
    41) Trying to imagine Akatsuki members applying nail varnish is mind boggling
    42) I still don't know who Ten-ten is...
    43) No matter what Juugo does, he's getting owned regardless

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    Re: Things you learned from Naruto

    44) Itachi and Minato are the best characters
    45) Madara/Tobi is an old fart who likes to tell stories about the past, just like every old man does
    46) when facing someone from Kibas clan just fart and u win
    47) Narutos slowly becoming a pervert


    Quote Originally Posted by Oathencrantz View Post
    38) Jesus has nothing on Ninjas in terms of walking on water
    39) Kumogakure is where I'd like to be (multicultural baby!)
    40) I wanna get laid by Karui
    41) Trying to imagine Akatsuki members applying nail varnish is mind boggling
    42) I still don't know who Ten-ten is...
    43) No matter what Juugo does, he's getting owned regardless
    Ten-ten is 2 tens separated and if combined becomes Twenty
    Last edited by Lelo; September 05, 2009 at 02:46 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

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    Re: Things you learned from Naruto

    48. If your overpowered, chances are you have a disease.
    49. Those who don't have an emotional past, have an emotional past.
    50. Your not cool if you don't have spiky hair.
    51. Don't know why Ino was crying..
    52. All animals can talk.
    "I pray for the strength to change what I can,
    The inability to accept what I can't,
    And the incapacity to tell the difference...."


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    Re: Things you learned from Naruto

    53) Bad guys have special eyes.
    54) Acadamy students wear goggles
    55) U suffer if u have a best friend
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    Re: Things you learned from Naruto

    56) Sasuke has the power to hate someone more than anyone else, lol
    57) Naruto and Sasuke are destined to fight eachother
    58) Sasukes going blind and will need his bros eyes

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    Re: Things you learned from Naruto

    59.) If you black with braids you beat the crap out of people (i'm black so not a rascist comment)
    60.) People with 1 eye is kick ass
    61.) Ninja's are organ donors
    62.) Ninjas can get AIDS (Itachi)
    63.) Ninjas are cutters (Nagato)
    64.) The mizukage and all women in Kumo should be knocked up
    65.) Ninjas can be pedophiles (Zabuza, Oro, Madara, Jiraiya-come on going out to train naruto, staying behind by himself to take care of Nagato, Yahiko and Konan for no real reason, Guy as well-what reason you got to want little boys to dress like you)
    66.) Everybody loves girl on girl action. From Kages to ninja academy students
    67.) Shino getting pussy thats why he so laid back
    68.) Tsunade and Shizune munches carpet (tried to recruit Sakura but she wants a sausage fest)
    69.) Sasori was a God amounst ants
    70.) If you old you will kick ass
    71.) If your daddy is famous then so will you (Kakashi, Naruto, Gaara)
    72.) Timberland would be rich if he sold out of the Ramen shop.
    73.) Flavor Flav could be the best rapper in Naruto's world
    74.) The one person dumber then Naruto could beat him-and its Guy (as long as Naruto doesn't go Sage mode)
    75.) Kakashi should be hokage-should've been the 5th (but being fair to Tsunade the pain invasion would have been MUCH worst for Konoha)
    76.) Kakashi is the biggest gangster in the whole show (not the strongest but he was down to fight Itachi twice, was down to fight Oro though he knew he would lose, was down to face Kisame in part 1, was down to face Diedara, was down to face Pain, Kakuzu and Hidan,was down to face Zabuza and was counting the shinobi whose ass he was kicking from the sand- he's not the strongest but thats some gangsta shit knowing most of them is stronger then you)
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    Re: Things you learned from Naruto

    77) Guys with purple nail polish can still be badass.

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    My dream is in the past. It only exists there."

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    Re: Things you learned from Naruto

    78) Even though the odds are stack against you. You can still win or escape
    79) Water element combined with earth element is not a kekkai genkai but fire and earth is.
    80) No matter how crazy juugo gets some one will always put him in his place whether it sasuke with sharingan or a black man with a gold belt.
    81) Summons have no genitals.
    82) Killer bee is the best rapper alive. yer heard dat
    83) Ten ten least active person in the manga yet talked about by fans as much as sasuke and naruto.
    84) In two to three years hinata's boobs will be the size of tsunade's

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    Re: Things you learned from Naruto

    85) Katon jutsu don't do shit. Yet a fire to be seen that causes actual burns (only exception so far; Nagato).
    86) Fishnet fashion is popular in shinobi villages throughout the year.
    87) Crows are very rude. "Ahouu, Ahooouuu"
    88) Konoha doesn't need extraneous services, because Ninjutsu can do anything. Why call carpenters when you have Yamato?
    89) In Naruto, Ninja act like Samurai, and Samurai act like Ninja.
    90) If you have sharp teeth, you have a badass sword.
    91) Anyone can be converted as long as you keep chanting (except perhaps Sasuke)
    92) Vengeance at all costs begets a complete lack of sexuality.
    93) Unlike real life, girls like aloof and broody guys.
    94) Unlike real life, girls do not like lively and spontaneous guys.
    95) It takes a genius-level intellect to figure out that a ritually drawn circle is bad somehow.
    96) Purgatory is a lone campfire with your dad in a stretch of utter blackness.
    97) After encountering Yondaime in the space of your mind and discovering he has observed everything you do and see, you will never masturbate again.
    98) The graph of the function f that maps the effectiveness of a female character in battle to the size of their breasts looks roughly like a upside-down breast ( ), with Ino and Hinata somewhere close to the middle.
    99) Every guy has a goodlooking set of pecs.
    100) There are at least a hundred things you can learn from Naruto .
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