[FEATURED] Things you learned from Naruto

[jodi]

101) "How to ruin a great idea" - Kishimoto

[benelori]

102) I'd need Hashirama cells for the plant in my window and I wouldn't need to water it...ever

[Naruto2011]

103. That if I wear a spiral mask and call myself madara the world will lose their shit and panic
104. That Sasuke is really a doctor called Dr. Snakes
105. That a rasengan can solve any problem in any battle situation no matter what it is, it just works.
106. That the Uchihas are emotional

[Rarhyx]

107) What's better than a pair of Sharingans? An arm with 10 Sharingans!
108) Orochimaru is the Voldemort version in the Narutoverse
109) Naruto is secretly a saiyan

[LnDRash]

110: Excessive barfing is good to recover from fatal or crippling injuries.
111: Micheal Jackson was trying to establish the real life version of Otogakure.
112: Nobody wonders about freakish abnormalities like blue skin, 6 arms or a twin growing out of your back.
113: People who know the best and most rapid weight-loss method ever created rather stay fat by choice.

[jaymizzo]

114: Being a goofball means youre strong
115: There christian bible lied, Jesus used E.T. and Genjutsu a lot!
116: Having the biggest wood makes you a GOD

[Uchiha_Blood]

117. Teaching my granddaughter gambling will give her the worst luck possible... Or a H cup

[M3J]

118. It's always the Uchiha's fault. Your girlfriend got pregnant? Blame the Uchiha. Your husband cheated on you? Blame the Uchiha. Your kid sodomized a cat? Blame the Uchiha. You farted? Blame the Uchiha. Jesus turned out to be fake? Blame the Uchiha. Tobi invading Konoha and freeing the Kyuubi is Uchiha's fault. Every single thing is the Uchiha's fault. Patients never having lupus on House is Uchiha's fault.