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    Discoveries and Inventions by Men And Women
    Men discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT,
    Women discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.

    Men discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,
    Women discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.

    Men discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS,
    Women discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY.

    Men discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,
    Women discovered FOOD and invented DIET.

    Men discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
    Women discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE.

    Men discovered TRADING and invented MONEY,
    Women discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.

    Thereafter Men have discovered and invented a lot of things...
    While Women STUCK to shopping.
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    Hahaha, classic. Reminds me of the mathematical proof that women are evil. Rich coming from a woman btw

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    lololol soo true hahaha
    You're not paid to think;
    A mindless worker is a happy worker,
    so shut up and do your job.

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    =0

    This is one of the gender stereotyping jokes I see around. It nice for a good laugh but please don't take it seriously. =P After all I know of people, irregardless of genders, that did both shopping and makeup for males and trading for females.

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    I never understood what was so great about shopping O_o

    But yeah lol, that's a classic

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    Ahaha, thats some good stuff. There should be a version 2.0 for lulz.

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    Haha, this is awesome. I love gender jokes
    ~ Arth

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