CONTEST!! Kickass Ninja Jutsu Titles!

[Delbi]

Don't say sorry, remove the give away from your post
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Instead of pitting one post against another, we can post each post against the rest. In the end, one title will declare the winner. Up to you nat

You should really make an actual thread with a poll of the jutus's. That way, you only get 1 vote, and whoever had the winning jutsu wins.

[nat]

yup that's what pat just said, I think we should do that.
maybe the contest will be for a longer time ^^
We could promote the contest through sigs.

okeez, so you wanna start the thread bean? or shall I?
Also how will we arrange the jutsus in the poll?

[bean]

You should really make an actual thread with a poll of the jutus's. That way, you only get 1 vote, and whoever had the winning jutsu wins.

Sounds like a good idea. Nat, you mind doing it? I'm on my iPhone and i'm not up to doing it on this.

[nat]

got it!
how do you want the options in the poll to be?
name all the justu and people will choose only one?


if it's spoilers you can send me PM.

[bean]

yup that's what pat just said, I think we should do that.
maybe the contest will be for a longer time ^^
We could promote the contest through sigs.

okeez, so you wanna start the thread bean? or shall I?
Also how will we arrange the jutsus in the poll?

Just list them in no particular order. Random is best.

[THM Nindo]

alright people, posts your votes, which ones are better:

1.Rasnegan rainbows or Chidori kisses
2.Killer Penguin Bunshins or Stinky Chakra Blades
3.Fluffy Kawarimi or Fuzzy Wuzzy Kuchiyose no Jutsu
4.Kinky Talk-no-jutsu or Katon crotch
5.Amaterasu Pancakes or Saucy Susanoo Sausage Sandwiches
6.Rainproof Raikiri Raisins or Samehada Piña Colada
7.Six paths of pain in the ass or Sexually Transmitted Doujutsus

Okay, here's my list and why :

1. Rasengan Rainbows : Can't get enough of those Rasengan!
I like the sound of it.

2. Killer penguins bunshins : I'm force to vote for this one, I would like to see those penguins!

3. Fluffy Kawarimi : I like saying Fluffy Kawarimi!

4. Kinky talk no jutsu : I don't want to see fire comong out from anyone's crotch!!
Kinky talk no jutsu + Sexy no justu = win!

5. Saucy Susanoo Sausage Sandwiches : This name is a win!

6. Sahameda Pina Colada : Best jutsu name ever. Kisame could do a lot of money with this name.

7 : Sexually Transmitted Doujutsus : Made me laugh hard. Thought, I'm still wondering how it could happen. Can you make love with the eyes?
I guess Uchiha can... Sharingan Hax!!

[Wannabe]

LOL. This seems like fun.

1.Rasnegan rainbows or Chidori kisses
2.Killer Penguin Bunshins or Stinky Chakra Blades
3.Fluffy Kawarimi or Fuzzy Wuzzy Kuchiyose no Jutsu
4.Kinky Talk-no-jutsu or Katon crotch
5.Amaterasu Pancakes or Saucy Susanoo Sausage Sandwiches
6.Rainproof Raikiri Raisins or Samehada Piña Colada
7.Six paths of pain in the ass or Sexually Transmitted Doujutsus

1. Not sure about this one, but Rasengan Rainbows sounds like a really deceiving technique ("look at all the pretty colors!").
2. Killer Penguin Bunshins sounds like a very overwhelming technique.
3. Kuchiyose is way cooler than Kawarimi.
4. Also not sure on this one, but Katon Crotch seems to scream "possibilities" to me.
5. Flaming black pancakes...why not?
6. It was a really tough call -- I think a chakra draining Piña Colada has a better chance of working against an opponent than electrifying raisins that are...um...rainproof? But I don't drink -- sooo...shocking raisins it is!
7. This one...kind of goes without saying.

[bean]

Can we turn this into a poll so we can easly keep track of the tally?

My bad. Good job

[nat]

it has the poll now ^^

[nat]

moved contest to http://mangahelpers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51429

if you can vote there, thanks!

[Delbi]

Sexually Transmitted Doujutsus:

If I ever wake up from a one night stand, and my eye itches, and I go to the bathroom and look in the mirror and find out I have the Sharigan, I might jizz myself again.

Seriously, if I saw this in the mirror, I might go and try to conquer the planet. Or at least put genjutsu's on my proffessors that way I'd get perfect grades.

[bean]

hate to bump, but nat, we gotta promote this better.

[nat]

I put in my sig and am randomly promoting in threads...

have any other ideas?

ps: Added Delbi's first votes and reasons

alright people, posts your votes, which ones are better:

1.Rasnegan rainbows or Chidori kisses
2.Killer Penguin Bunshins or Stinky Chakra Blades
3.Fluffy Kawarimi or Fuzzy Wuzzy Kuchiyose no Jutsu
4.Kinky Talk-no-jutsu or Katon crotch
5.Amaterasu Pancakes or Saucy Susanoo Sausage Sandwiches
6.Rainproof Raikiri Raisins or Shamehada Piña Colada
7.Six paths of pain in the ass or Sexually Transmitted Doujutsus

1. Rainbows are cool.
2. Penguins are awesome
3. Fuzzy is better than fluffy.
4. I don't want fire shooting out of by genitals.
5. Pancakes taste better than sausages
6. Anything related to Kisame always wins .
7. If I can get a Doujutsu by having sex with someone, I am all for it.

[bean]

can't think of anything else but spamming this thread so it's always on the frontpage of the naruto section.

[nat]

lol, I'm the only person to thank myself...ever (first post)

we can spam till the end of time, and I'll nudge my friends too