It is but a shadow and a thought that you love

**baboysai** · February 06, 2012 05:49 AM

Originally Posted by xi0

Does it really matter what they're made out of?

...it must not be much of a game if you can only play it if it's Jade and Ivory

How much did you pay to ship all that? They didn't give an estimated time of delivery?

You can't do laundry? You wear new clothes without washing them first?

Like I have a choice. -_- But I called and they said they'd finally delivery it today. They better!

I was expecting it a week ago, and they made all sorts of excuses. -_-

Originally Posted by thornofcarrion

Dear Commander ND and Private KD,

So close yet so far away...

Our last mission was a failure. We lost KD but thanks to his nine lives, he is still amongst us. Analyzing over and over again, I was able to identify our mistakes. Studying the behavioral patterns of this vile creature, I have come up with a plan. I call this "Operation Lure of the Temptress" (no, video game has nothing to do with it).

Here is how we are gonna roll this time:

Commander, we are gonna use you a bait--->higher the power, higher the responsibilities...end of discussion

. You will wear one of the pretty dresses you were admiring in the last mission and approach the beast's hideout. Once you reach there, you will push the doorbell button and run like hell. Here is a pictorial representation of what you have to do. Just remember, don't let the beast catch you or else

...its horror even to imagine.

The beast will be so out of control that he will not realize its a trap. The only think in his mind will be - to catch you *gulps*. You will lure this creature to Point A, where KD will provide you sniper backup:

If somehow, the beast is still alive, I will deal with him personally on Point B, in angry bird style:

And this is how you kill your monster

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Thorn... you could always talk to me, you know? I will understand.