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    Registered User 上級員 / Jyoukuuin / Sr. Member relory's Avatar
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    Re: Crack Theories!

    ^ Oh my god lol I love that one! xD I actually had to check the raw if it was real, and then I actually found a part of that article Hoshino must have used (from 1990! O.o); "Drug Abusers Under 45 Have High Stroke Risk". It's so funny, because in the same panel, Komui says "What was contained in the message was a saying from long ago... it was an instruction on how to use this substance." I feel really bad for saying this, but it would actually be hilarious if Allen suddenly had a stroke and just died like that

    I shall provide further evidence on that crack-theory of yours Remember Suman? Well, he certainly looked like a drug addict, didn't he? yeeeah... On a more serious note, I genuinely believe the Exorcist experiments were "inspired by" the horrible drug- and electroshock-experiments of the CIA in the 1960s

    And apo-chan is a rapist! That's not even a crack theory!! It's FACT dammit!!!
    I kinda want a motivational poster that says something like "In D.Gray-man, innocence rapes YOU." x'D
    Ahh, rape jokes, always so classy

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    Re: Crack Theories!

    my crack theory is that allen is a angel that was sent by god to destroy both the innocence and the noahs. because the noahs are bad and the exorcist/innocence thing they are doing what god wants and have done some bad things. that when allen was sent to earth the 14th somehow added his memories to the angel or made a deal. crack i know
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    Re: Crack Theories!

    Going on the theory that, the innocence of Allen and Lenalee are make up the Heart because of the inverted dreams: Crowned Clown and Dark Boots fuse into Dark Crowned Clown Boots aka the Heart. Dark Crowned Clown Boots then fuse with Timcampy, who is not dead, in his original form, the monster on the cover of chapter 4. Tim turns into an organic mecha with the sword of exorcism in his hand. Tim also gets his arm back ,since Allen's red arm is actually borrowed from Tim. The Earl pilots Lero, his giant pumpkin-colored organic (but don't eat it) mecha. Earl is defeated and the Noahs leave the human bodies they possess. Everyone, but the Noah, live happily ever after.

    The Apocryphos is actually a teenage innocence, who has no idea what the Heart wants. He wanted to act as the body of the Heart, uniting with Allen and Crowned Clown and than Lenalee and Dark Boots. The Heart beats the crap out of him and he ask for forgiveness. Naturally, Apo is forgiven, since he's a minor as far as innocence go.

    The Earl is actually one of the pre-flood humans who worshiped a god who supported Darwinism. This god approved of the Earl's plan to kill all the other humans, besides those from his family, and use their souls to increase their power, so that they can prevent the other god from pulling them to the afterlife when they die. The Earl's god helps them by flooding the world, killing everyone not in the Noah's Arc, which he also helps them make.Their plan is a success. The other god thinks this is evil, so blesses the survivors with innocence. The Noah Nea, a unwilling member, betrays the Earl and wields the heart. The Earl is defeated and most Noah are killed.

    Soul are actually made of memories, so as humans gain memories, souls increase in power and size. Humans also multiply, so the number of individual souls speed up this process. Whenever a Noah is killed, like after the flood, his extra souls are stripped from him. The Earl tries to solve this problem by creating Level 4 Akuma, with mushed up souls, for easy absorption. Unfortunately, as humans fruitfully multiply, their collective mass of souls gain in power and size, and it is only a matter of time before the Noah are overwhelmed. The Earl's only hope is to destroy the Heart, who is seriously good at hiding. The Noah percentage of the world's souls is actually constantly decreasing as humans multiply and gain experience. Yes, the Earl's actually in deep doodoo, because the innocence draw on the of the world's souls that made it to heaven. Actually, the Earl's already in deep doodoo. Nea was able to off the Noah one by one last time, despite the Noah being stronger as a whole, because apparently he was still family. Yeah and the mushed up souls collected by the Level Four go to every Noah through that piano room with the creepy giant baby in the arc because the Earl is confident ( refuses to believe) Nea will never return to his side.

    ---------- Post added June 09, 2014 at 10:27 AM ---------- Previous post was June 01, 2014 at 09:54 AM ----------

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