Size does matter!

[xXan]

Asume Kyuubi goes Godzila on New York (real world). How would we stop it? Can we stop it? How much of NY City would be left?


PS. I hope you don't live there as you would have a very nasty day...

[LnDRash]

I think the government would just nuke it or employ some missiles loaded with biological weapons from their uncharted research labs...

Afterwards the human casualties would be proclaimed as unavoidable, because there was "no other way" to stop the fox from obliterating one city after another.

I don't think the army could possibly stop it with stuff like tanks, helicopters, jet fighters and infantry... it would be like Dragon Ball Z when they tried it on Cell.

Of course we can also sing the Mothra song, so that our beloved guardian of earth comes to save us.

[xXan]

Well i belive the military would use any and all other other options before going to nukes. Also i am sure they would not use biological weapons on US soil. Even if they would i am sure they would not work on the Kyuubi as its made out of materialized energy. They would first need some samples to make sure it works.

They are probably going to use some type of air to ground missiles but not sure how those would effect the Kyuubi. F-22 for instance are really fast. They could go in, shoot and fly out before getting hit by a biju bomb. They would defenetly try any non-nuclear weapons first. Imagine the nuclear fallout and mass media frenzy after the public learns that the army nuked NY?

[BASED Shinigami]

Nuclear warfare is the only logical solution, but countless other lives would in danger if we nuked the area. I'm sure the military would exhaust all other options before taking that plan of action, but there's the issue of containment. In the end some people will have to be sacrificed in order to avoid furher carnage.

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I'm not sure the Kyuubi (or foxes for that matter) can swim very well so we could just destroy all the bridges leading into the city, and trap the monster there. If it tried to escape into the water submarines would be waiting to blast it into pieces and I doubt it can outmaneuver missiles in the water. Also, we could station battleships outside the city and shoot the Kyuubi continually untill its dead.

If our weapons of mass destruction are unable to stop the nine tails we have two options.

1) Chuck Norris

2) We ask other countries for assistance middle eastern countries, Korea maybe russia too. We must take caution though they could use this opportunity to completely the U.S for reasons unknown

Maybe the real Godzillah will come and kill the Kyuubi you never know lol

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New York city would be completely destroyed in any scenario it can't be helped.

[xXan]

Yes a fox can swim.
Perhaps it can even water walk like ninja's P

[BASED Shinigami]

Yes a fox can swim.
Perhaps it can even water walk like ninja's P

Damn, looks like we're all screwed. In that case lets all follow his lead....

[xXan]

Well i am not from America so i will have some time to myself before he is done killing you all rofl. Perhaps he is going to get bored and go away, if not i am a good hider!

[BASED Shinigami]

There is one solution we haven't contemplated yet ........

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Scooby snacks!!!!! A snack like that will calm any animal. Unless you have access to some underground bunker hiding is futile. I suggest you can take a spear and shield then fight like the spartan's from 300.

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I live in Boston so I'll probably be next.......when I die remember me like.......Vegeta

[ninjabot]

Of course we can also sing the Mothra song, so that our beloved guardian of earth comes to save us.

Gamera>Mothra>Godzilla.

It's the truth.

As for the topic, Obama would release a new economic stimulus program: the Ninja System. Minimum wage paid by the hour for anyone with actual knowledge of Fuuinjutsu, S/T jutsu and Genjutsu. He might even hire the American Ninja Warrior participants so they can bewilder Kurama with their leet parkour skillz. Or distract him before going Hiroshima on his ass.

Hell, we could all just talk to him, remember? Kurama's just a big fluffy puppy that wants a hug.

Or a fist bump rather.

[BASED Shinigami]

This a little off topic but I thought the fist bump was pretty cool until other people and tailed beasts started copying it.

[IChallengeYou!]

...Size does not matter against explosives, since it's not made from iron. The fact that it's big won't make it more resistant against any conventional weapon, infact it will only increase the pain. Even minimal damage to the joints of the beast would be devastating. The eyes are enormous, you don't need to be Pvt. Pyle to hit them and in blind the Kyubi. Armor piercing ammunition would be replaced with high explosives for maximum effect. Also, have you ever seen what napalm does? Yeah. To quote someone who experienced it: "Napalm is the most terrible pain you can imagine," said Kim Phúc, a napalm bombing survivor known from a famous Vietnam War photograph. "Water boils at 100 degrees Celsius (212°F). Napalm generates temperatures of 800 (1,500°F) to 1,200 degrees Celsius (2,200°F)." aka Kyubi is fucked.
Conventional warfare would absolutely destroy it, there's no need for nukes or a weapon that powerful. At the very worst, fuel bomb to the face, face gets mutliated, brain gets destroyed = dead.
other than that, chuck norris

[Bhoot]

Mix arsenic in some food and throw it near him . Wallah fox dies [asumining it eats something] otherwise , if it is pure chakra , make it into a battery source of some sort and power crisis are gone ,,,,, valllaah

[gnut]

i'm from florida so i say"good riddins"to NYC...i hate the fuckin yankees(lol).hopefully he takes out the bronx(lol).i'm sorry blackreaper but i hate the patriots too(i'm a dolphin fan...i know...poor me)so i would hope kyubi steps on tom brady and his uppity wife to.now D.C. i would have aproblem with but new york getting wiped out would be a benefit to america(lol).
i'm just bullshitting guys...not about tom brady though(i hate that bitch...lol).
as far as stopping/running off kyubi...we could send the whole cast of glee to sing some songs to him(now that would drive the devil out of hell...lol)or we could soak him with hot sauce and bleu cheese and give oprah a knife and fork(yummy)even his bone marrow would be cleaned(lol)

[warbandit66]

The U.S would call on us in the U.K for assistance and we'd have our boys in red on the job right away.