Oh I forgot to mention THE BIGGEST blonde moment she's had in her entire life. I was grabbing a glass of water and asked her to press play. We were watching it on Netflix through the Wii and she fucking TOUCHED the screen where the play button was. I was like "what are you doing...?" And she answers, "isn't it touch screen?"
"Mom, when has our TV ever been touch screen?" I ask her and she says, "but the Wii is on, right?"
I had to explain to her that just because we have a Wii, doesn't mean the TV turns touch screen when you connect the two together. Jee. Sus. Chr. Ist.
Is she blonde?
Or did you already say she bleached her hair?
She's naturally blonde, but it turned grey when she was like 26 or some shit so now she has to dye it. That might even make her double blonde.
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And you guys wonder how I ever thought Indianapolis was in Ohio when I'm the spawn of this woman.
Old people can't keep up with the technology. My uncle called me and told me that he couldn't log out of gmail. I told him where the log-out button was and he insisted that it wasn't there. I went to his house and realized that he had changed the window size of his browser and he didn't know there was a scroll bar at the bottom. You would think he would be a lot more knowledgeable about simple computer tasks after using it more than a year.
My uncle builds computers. XD
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NEW JOB HUNTING IS A GO...
Yay... I think?
I confess I forgot how fun food poisoning was
I agree that it's a yay, KD.
Feel better soon, Gary. You can take the time you must spend bedridden to create a new playlist for me in Spotify.
I confess I am horrifyingly gross