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    Weekly Naruto Jokes

    It is 6/7/2012 - Now posting:

    Joke of the week.

    HEEYY, I just met youuu, And this is Crazyyyyy. BUT I CUT THROUGH MOUNTAINS, WITH EDO TENSEI

    Sing it with heart and soul!!!!!

    - Madara Joke (Call me Maybe)
    Last edited by narutotheory; June 07, 2012 at 06:52 PM.

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    Re: Weekly Naruto Jokes

    I don't get it...

    Sounds more like rapping than joking.


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    Re: Weekly Naruto Jokes

    heres my number , call me from the dead to destory mountains

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    Re: Weekly Naruto Jokes

    I'm about to post a few Fodder Jokes: 6/9/12 - 7:59 AM

    Yo momma is so fat, even Naruto didn't believe it.
    Yo momma is so fat, Neji couldn't even hit her chakra points.
    Yo momma so fat, she scares Chouji.
    Yo momma so ugly, Jiraiya turned gay.
    Yo momma so ugly, she joined anbu just to have a reason to wear a mask.
    Stupid stuff like that, which are so lame. But I haven't heard any good Naruto jokes to date.

    ---------- Post added at 06:07 AM ---------- Previous post was at 05:59 AM ----------

    Heres another Chapter Joke:


    If Madara's so Godlike, and can cut mountains down and crap....how'd he get beat by a bunch of trees and timber (Hashirama)?

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    Mizukage is so hot , no amount of water can cool her down

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    Re: Weekly Naruto Jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by narutotheory View Post
    I'm about to post a few Fodder Jokes: 6/9/12 - 7:59 AM

    Yo momma so ugly, Jiraiya turned gay.
    Yo momma so ugly, she joined anbu just to have a reason to wear a mask.
    These 2 were the best, imo.

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    Re: Weekly Naruto Jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by narutotheory View Post
    HEEYY, I just met youuu, And this is Crazyyyyy. BUT I CUT THROUGH MOUNTAINS, WITH EDO TENSEI
    Hey I just read this,

    And this is crazy,

    It doesn't make sense,

    The rhyme is forced and lazy.

    ----------------------------------

    Hey did you see the chapter,

    That stuff is crazy,

    Madara's Mecha cut through mountains,

    The Manga's going downhill lately.
    Last edited by LnDRash; June 12, 2012 at 09:44 AM.
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    Tsunade realizing just how big Madara is .
    Poor Jiraiya and Dan couldn't compare

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    Re: Weekly Naruto Jokes

    Joke of the Week:


    What is the similarity between Orochimaru and a Nintendo Wii?

    -Little boys turn them on

    ---------- Post added June 15, 2012 at 06:13 AM ---------- Previous post was June 14, 2012 at 08:33 PM ----------

    ---------- Post added at 06:28 AM ---------- Previous post was at 06:13 AM ----------

    Here's a minor joke.


    Naruto- shikamaru, i heard you buried of the akatsuki underground are you sure no one will ever find him?
    Shikamaru- yes, he is very well hidan.

    (It's so stupid it's funny...read it out loud and you'll get it)

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    Re: Weekly Naruto Jokes

    I think I cringed a little at some of these... too cheesy. xd

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    Re: Weekly Naruto Jokes

    An Uchiha and an Uzumaki both jump off of the same building at the exact same time. Which one hits the ground first?

    The Uchiha. Because an Uzumaki would have to stop and ask directions.

    ...it helps if you imagine Sasuke and Naruto as the two ninja in question.

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    Re: Weekly Naruto Jokes

    Click this link for a quicky: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...4002710AA9nHHR


    It's actually pretty funny once you think about it.

    ---------- Post added June 21, 2012 at 01:49 PM ---------- Previous post was June 19, 2012 at 12:17 PM ----------

    6/21/2012 - Naruto Joke of the Week. (Manga Chapter 590: http://mangastream.com/read/naruto/26323743/1 )

    (Episode 267 at this site: http://www.tailedfox.com/)

    Now onto the joke of the week.

    Okay, this should be fun...Let's see...

    Sage Mode Naruto doesn't throw his new Rasenshuriken. The second he lets go of it, it runs away in fear. (In reference to Chuck Norris)

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    Re: Weekly Naruto Jokes

    What's the fastest way to a woman's heart?

    RAIKIRI
    Infinite RAGE!

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