So, first we start off with this:
Dammit, Hoshino. We know already, did you need to go there again? Sadist.
Apocryphos has harvested Kanda's memories but he looks a little distracted
"Dude...my hands are
huge. Oh, and Howard Link is alive. Judging by his expression, he wasn't in the mood to take any more of Kanda's shit"
"Bitch, please; like this is the first time I've been on the business end of a sharp object. Wait...why is my hair blowing around dramatically like this in your memory, Kanda? This isn't a windy night, WTF"
Link sees the Cardinal/Apocryphos and is appropriately horrified...
"It's a good thing I found this scrap of burlap in the gutter; no one could possibly recognize me now"
And on to the unfurling:
Muffled Handel's Hallelujah Chorus playing in the distance
"Woah, I can like, hear my skull"
This guy looks like he's enjoying it a bit too much
And then Jasdevi shows up. Can't tell if their Noah garb is more or less slutty than their street clothes; not that it matters, neither ensemble leaves much to the imagination and we wouldn't want it any other way
It takes a brave soul to be seen in white PVC after Labor Day
Wait, what the
Okay, now I'm just tripping balls
Moving right along, Kanda's had better mornings
My advice for hangover avoidance: just stay drunk
"The fuck did I do last night"
Of course, Hoshino has to traumatize us along with Kanda, using this imagery again:
OMG
why would you do that
Okay, this is all the Allen adorableness you are going to get this month. And it's a false memory to boot. Enjoy!
Aww.
Did you like that? Good, because now weeeeraaaaawwwwwnnngraaaawww
Don't look at it directly. Your mind is your own worst enemy. Especially if you're Kanda.
Don't worry, Tiedoll to the rescue. He'll totally hold your hair back and everything
"Is it time for an intervention?"
Yes, yes...we
know Kanda was a beautiful child; thanks for the reminder
Maybe someday we'll get to see Link as a kid, outside of a few hazy flashback panels and one sketch in an artbook; meh, who am I kidding. I'm not holding my breath
Woah, holy shit
His hands
are huge. He wasn't just stoned out of his gourd
And now Kanda's totally freaking out
Quick, Tiedoll, get him to the chill room and pump some Gatorade into him
Still don't know WTF the killcanpium is
I agree: "!?"
And yet again, in case you missed it and/or it didn't destroy your emotions enough the first dozen times, here is Timcanpy's current condition
Curse you, Hoshino, seriously. He's falling apart now, wonderful.
Not even Philbert Travers-Moremont can keep a stiff upper lip in the face of these emotional odds, and Timcanpy ate his brother.
Wait, Kanda....what are you
Pfffft this is one for the family album. You are
adorable
Tiedoll tried to keep a straight face but it wasn't happening
And onward into the future
Philbert is going to ride that fame train for all it's worth. Don't mind the hangers-on, Kanda; they come with the territory. Just make sure to stand to the right for group photos so your name comes first in the caption. You'll be fine