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If Tite Kubo wrote Hunter x Hunter then we would never forget anyone's last names.
"I challenge you to a duel, Gon Freecss"
"I accept your challenge, Hisoka Spaghiaghellotoccomochino!"
(Must use a different mangaka)
If Kishimoto wrote HxH, you'd get Naruto
If Oda wrote HxH, all arcs would follow the same format of one storyline, Heavens arena would end in with Hisoka's defeat, after he reveals that he wants to take over Heavens Arena, Coco betrays gon but it turns out she only had to because she was ordered by Hisoka, Gon saves her. And then everyone cheers for their savior and hero. Then they get a party, and leave.
In Yorknew, each character would face a troupe member, engaging them in some of the most generic fights, and Gon ofc would face chrollo. Senritsu betrays them, turns out she has to, Gon frees her.
Of course in every arc, Gon must be wanked and must beat the strongest enemy, and there must be some sort of time-bomb going on, literally or otherwise. And the villain has to take over something and must gain power over some people
Same with every other arc :P
Toriko author: HxH is now starring Menchi and Buhara :3
Hiro: Menchi, Machi, Shizuku, Pakunoda and guest starring their boobs...who teh fak is Gon?
Kubo: Pew pew pew tatatattta fuck you hisoka backachaaaaaa vrooooom getsuga tenshouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Oh and Hisoka planned the whole story all along, waiting for Gon to grow...(funny how it makes more sense in a non-existent HxH fan fiction) than the canon version xD
Last edited by Chrollo; September 24, 2012 at 06:58 PM.
If Oda wrote Hunter x Hunter, there would be no character development.
Gon snipping? Not.
Kurapika changing for his friends? Nope.
Killua releasing himself from his brother's doctrine? Not a chance.
Leorio's streetsmarts? Of course not.
And the list goes on
I know this is going to go downhill very quickly, but..
If Kishimoto wrote HXH Gon would go after Killua despite him saying he's going to hang out with his sister for a bit. He'd relentlessly go after him, despite it being very obvious that he does not want to travel with him. Oh and all the people the Spiders killed would be brought back to life. In fact, Gon would punch Chrollo, Gensuru, and Meryem and they'd all have a change of heart and see things his way. Killua would probably swear to protect his sister by killing her, oh and no one would need to learn nen since they'd all have ....that jutsu. Just...that justu.
I don't even want to think about what would happen if Sorachi were to write HXH.
If Fukuchi Tsubasa were to write HXH....it'd...be maybe slightly less dark, and a lot more straightforward.
If Ookubo were to write it...actually I'd like to see that. I'd love to see Ookubo's take on HXH. The art would be pretty wicked, though a lot of the time it wouldn't make sense.
Last edited by Bomber D Rufi; September 24, 2012 at 07:36 PM.
If Oda wrote Hunter x Hunter they would have never left the boat from episode 1.
If Kishimoto wrote Hunter x Hunter it would be the same as Naruto, because he already wrote his own Hunter x Hunter.
If Shimabakuro wrote Hunter x Hunter Buhara would be the main character.
If Tamura wrote Hunter x Hunter Gon would still be like a monster/demon inside, but also be a completely naked baby.
If Amano wrote Hunter x Hunter Gon's hair would be on fire.
If Toriyama wrote Hunter x Hunter Ging would sacrifice himself trying to kill Mereum unsuccessfully and then Gon would defeat him with Janken.
If Araki wrote Hunter x Hunter Gon wouldn't be able to go anywhere without having someone try to murder him.
If Kubo wrote Hunter x Hunter it would be absolute shit.
If Kentaro Miura wrote Hunter x Hunter then the Hunter Exam would be seven volumes long and end with everyone getting raped.
If Kishimoto wrote Hunter x Hunter...then nobody would EVER ask "When is Kurapika going to return" EVER.
If Oda wrote Hunter x Hunter then this thread would cause world war three.
If Takao Saito wrote Hunter x Hunter then every chapter would be about the Zoldyck family members being hired to kill and they would get the job EVERY time--and of course we would cheer for them...Plus they would have sideburns! XD
If Junji Ito wrote Hunter x Hunter then the sushi exam would turn into a nightmare and Gido would cause the Republic of Padaokia to be sucked into vortex
If Naoki Urasawa wrote Hunter x Hunter then some of us would be pissed that Leorio never shoots Pariston and the rest of us would be like "what did you expect?"
If Araki wrote Hunter x Hunter we would learn all about nen in volume 6...and then Gon and Hisoka would fight with Stands.
If SIU(from ToG) wrote HxH(like he is currently writing) every fight with Gon would start with a speech like "Instead of fighting for real, let's play a game" and end with "Amazing! That boy could touch/scratch/paralyse(for 0.001s) me."
Lol, this seems fun.
If Tite Kubo wrote Hunter X Hunter, we would still be in the Phantom Troupe Arc.
If Ryuhei Tamura wrote Hunter X Hunter it would have turned into a gag manga long ago, Gon would be carrying around babies and Leorio would only serve as comic relief, it would be funny though.
If Hiromu Arakawa wrote Hunter X Hunter, It would still be awesome. I dont know how different it would be but it would be awesome.
If Shimabukuro wrote Hunter X Hunter, Gon and Friends would be ripped, muscles on top of muscles. Lol, at the series would be about Buhara, I would actually like to see this.
If Araki wrote HxH, we would follow Ging, then Gon, then his child and so on (and it would all be fabulous). Oh yeah, 25+ years of manga and no ridiculous hiatuses.
If Kazuki Takahashi wrote HxH, then everything would be settled with a children's card game, and Gon would have to have some blue/yellow/pink/orange streak in his hair.
Ging would still be an archaeologist/relic hunter.
If Takei (Shaman King) wrote Hunter x Hunter, nobody would legitimately die and dying would raise the power of their Nen. Kurapika would probably die about three times and he'll be the girl.
If Kaitani (Liar Game) wrote Hunter x Hunter, anyone who shows up for more than one arc would be highly intelligent or manipulative except for Gon, who would be completely honest and pure. Hisoka would be one of the masked guys who explains the games to the players.
If Tsughmi Ohba wrote Hunter x Hunter then Lippo would be more popular than Hisoka!
If Oda wrote HxH then it would sell 13 million copies a year, and we wouldn't have to wait years for a chapter.
I think no matter what, it wouldn't be Hunter x Hunter unless it was written by the fascinating, captivating, eccentric and genius mind of Yoshihiro Togashi. I wish I could meet Togashi one day, he seems like he would be such an interesting person to hang out with, play Dragon Quest X and discuss the intricacies of human existence and the meaning of life and death.