"Well, we don't know what--
we can find
why dontcha come with me, little girl
on a magic carpet ride?"
Buckle up, it's going to be one hell of a trip
We can now add dope smuggling to the list of the Earl's crimes, right after Steppenwolf karaoke
Did anyone see this...
...and think of this?
I can't be the only one.
Everybody decided to head over to Jazz Night at the Blue Note
When that cool cat Dizzy Gillespie showed up, things really started to swing
Look out, Allen! The Earl is going to attack with The Thing From Mummenschanz!!
At least it's not a giant Slinky.
Up next in our pageant of silly faces, we have this charming little number by Allen Walker
"@#$% I hate scientists sooooo much right now"
Sorry, Allen...not even chewing off your own hand will let you escape from the power of Johnny's friendship.
If you think that's good, you should see how many billiard balls he can fit in there.
Suddenly the balloon weighs 12,000 pounds. I'm not going to ask.
Why? Because you're fucking terrifying.
Understatement of the century in 3...2...
You think?
I'll bet you
five zillion dollars that Johnny has no intention whatsoever of staying back.
Hey, watch where you're putting those fingers, Mr. Wandering Hands!!
"Senpai, wh-where are you touching?!"
No takers on that wager? You just saved yourself five zillion dollars. Meh, it was a sucker bet anyway.
OK you two, quit fanservicing around over there.
This is serious.
This time, it's Johnny's turn to be the designated sober friend.
When you come to in an alley and you don't remember how you got there, a true pal will be there to drag your wasted ass to a cold shower and some hot coffee.
Allen's woken up in worse places not knowing who he is; this should be a cakewalk.
I'm adding this to my list of the world's best reaction shots:
Wait a second here, something's off. Let's take a closer look...
*inwardly screaming*
"If you puke on my suede boots I swear to God I will drop you right back in the gutter where I found you."
I really wanna know
I keep telling you,
I don't know!! But evidently you're Pete Townsend.
I'm sure this is deeply symbolic somehow...
...or maybe it's just Freaky Friday; IDEK
Wherever you go in the room, his eyes will follow you. Try it. Go stand on the ceiling right now.
EEK!!
Mana is even prettier than Kanda
Yeah, I said it.
You heard me.
Yes, Relory is absolutely correct, it's impossible not to hear it...wait for it...
"Doo, doo, doo-doo-doo. Doo doo-doo-doo..."
That is the only thing on earth trippier than this chapter.