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    2013 - It's the Year of the Snake again!!!! (Chinese Horoscopes)

    No wonder Kishi timed getting back into Sasuke's story so well...

    Sasuke (Dr. Snakes) and Orochimaru (Mr. Snakes) will be the focus this year!

    The Snake



    Ancient Chinese wisdom says a Snake in the house is a good omen because it means your family will not starve. This could be taken metaphorically to mean that a Snake could never have a problem with his family starving because he is such a great mediator, making him good at business. Or it could mean that a Snake would be willing to sacrifice his possessions, something the Snake has a lot of, in order to pay for his family’s food. Any way it is interpreted is representative of the Snake’s character and is a measure of the value he puts on his material wealth. The Snake is keen and cunning, quite intelligent and wise.

    Years of the Snake

    Snake Years are sixth in the cycle, following the Dragon Years, and recur every twelfth year. The Chinese New Year does not fall on a specific date, so it is essential to check the calendar to find the exact date on which each Snake Year actually begins.

    1905*1917*1929*1941*1953*1965*1977*1989*2001

    THE SIGN OF THE SNAKE

    The Snake is the intuitive, introspective, refined and collected of the Animal Signs. They are attractive people who take cries with ease and do not become flustered easily. They are graceful people, exciting and dark at the same time.

    Contemplative and private, the Snake is not outwardly emotional. He can appear cunning and reticent and works very modestly in the business environment. The Snake will plot and scheme to make certain things turn out exactly as they want them to. They are not great communicators and can become quite possessive when they set their minds on achieving the interest of a
    partner.

    HEALTH AND HABITAT

    HEALTH

    Snakes become easily stressed and have to avoid hectic schedules or noisy atmospheres. They do not get a rush from adrenaline, instead, a headache. They need calm and quiet to thrive and succeed. A Snake must have sleep and relaxation to live a long, healthy life.

    SNAKE CAREERS

    Those born in the Year of the Snake share the same kinds of goals and objectives in life. The occupations best suited for the Snake are listed below:

    SNAKES MAKE EXCELLENT:

    Scientists

    Potters

    Analysts

    Jewelers

    Spiritual Leaders

    Sociologists

    Dieticians

    Astrologers

    Magicians

    Investigators

    Painters

    THE SNAKE ON VACATION

    Snakes love to vacation. They get a great deal of pleasure out of just being lazy. And they love luxurious things, often spending their money on material desires they probably don’t need. When a Snake goes on vacation, he really goes on vacation. Fancy restaurants, expensive health clubs and spas, anything in which they can fully indulge themselves. Their getaways must be fully equipped to pamper their every want, or the Snake will become stressed.

    FRIENDS AND ENEMIES

    Snakes have very few friends because thy are not outwardly emotional or open creatures. The friends they do make generally last a lifetime, even though peers may find it hard to relate to the Snake because he is withdrawn and secretive. Still, Snakes like social functions, in moderation, where they can gossip about the latest scandal or the newest news. If you stab a Snake in the back it is likely you will never be forgiven. In addition, you should prepare yourself for retaliation for the Snake always gets the last word.

    Compatible Friends

    Best Friends: Oxen and Roosters

    Mortal Enemy: Pigs

    Remember that wild Boar Sasuke and Itachi killed?

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    Re: 2013 - It's the Year of the Snake again!!!! (Chinese Horoscopes)

    I was born in '89, so I guess it's a good sign for me. XD

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    Re: 2013 - It's the Year of the Snake again!!!! (Chinese Horoscopes)

    Quote Originally Posted by narutotheory View Post
    Mortal Enemy: Pigs
    Sasuke better watch out for Tonton

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    Re: 2013 - It's the Year of the Snake again!!!! (Chinese Horoscopes)

    Quote Originally Posted by Uchiha_Blood View Post
    Sasuke better watch out for Tonton
    LOL, the ultimate nemesis.

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    Re: 2013 - It's the Year of the Snake again!!!! (Chinese Horoscopes)

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    Sasuke better watch out for Tonton
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