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Translations: Gintama 507 by Bomber D Rufi
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Bleach 522

Love It

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+ posted by BadKarma as translation on Jan 1, 2013 22:33 | Go to Bleach

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Chapter 522
Love It

Page 01
Sidetext:曳舟の「おもてなし」で別次元の霊圧を宿した一護達!!いざ、次の宮へ!!
Hikifune’s “hospitality” lodges a different dimension of reiatsu inside Ichigo & Renji!! Now, they head to the next keep!!

Mera:御館サマ!
Master!
Mera:落舞台に黒崎一護と阿散井恋次が来落したよ!
Kurosaki Ichigo and Abarai Renji have touched down on the landing pad!

Ohetsu:・・・ナルホド
…I see

Page 02
Ichigo & Renji:・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・
……………………

Ichigo:・・・誰もいねえな?
…Nobody’s here?
Renji:みてえだな
Looks that way

Kon:ぅオイ!!
Hey!!
Kon:当たり前のように俺をクッションにした事については一言もナシなのかよ!?
You guys just gonna use me as a cushion like it’s the natural thing to do and then not say a word about it!?
Ichigo:ウルセーぞ
Shaddup
Ichigo:勝手について来てるクセに文句言うな
Don’t complain, you chose to come along on your own

Kon:勝手にって何だよ!!
Whadda ya mean “chose on my own”!?
Kon:俺はさっきの宮に置いてってくれていいって言ったのに
I said it was okay to leave me at the last keep
Kon:それこそムリヤリひっぱって来たのはテメーじゃね・・・
You’re the one who dragged me here by for-

Page 03
Renji:!!
!!
Ichigo:何だ!?
What the!?

Ohetsu:来落者二名!!
My two landers!!
Ohetsu:そこへなおれ!!
Stay as you are!!
Renji:うるせえっ!!
Damn that’s loud!!
Ichigo:何だよこの音!?
What the hell is this noise!?

Ohetsu:頭が高い 頭が高い!!
Noses in the air, noses in the air!!
Ohetsu:即ち・・・
In other words…

Page 04
Ohetsu:頭が
Those noses are
Ohetsu:SO
SO
Ohetsu:High―――――――!!!
Hiiiiiiigh!!!

Page 05
Ohetsu:アイアムナンバワンザンパクトークリエイラァー
I am the #1 Zanpakutou creator
Ohetsu:二枚室Ohetsu
Nimaiya Ohetsu
Ohetsu:S
2
Ohetsu:I
Meet
Ohetsu:K
U
Ohetsu:U
I’m
Ohetsu:Y
P-L
Ohetsu:O
E-A-
Ohetsu:R
S-E-
Ohetsu:O
D
Ohetsu:シクヨロでェ―――――ス!!
To mee’cha, I’m pleeeeeased!!

Ohetsu:斬魄刀ォ―――――――
Your Zanpakutoooooo
Ohetsu:Love It!!!
Love It!!!

Insert text:チャラ男でェース!!
He’s a real playboy!!

Page 06
Sign:鳳凰殿
Phoenix Keep

Ladies:いらっしゃ―――――い♡
Welcoooome ♡

Page 07
Ladies:キャ―――――!!!
Kyaaaaahhh!!!
Ladies:超はだけてるーエロ―――――イ!!
Their chests are totally exposed, how sexyyyyy!!
Ladies:カワイー!!
They’re soooo hot!!
Ladies:どっちが一護くん!?
Which one’s Ichigo-kun!?
Ladies:バカ!オレンジの方でしょ!
The one with orange hair, silly!
Ladies:赤い方は恋次くんだよねー!!
Renji-kun’s the one with red hair!!
Ladies:よろしく―――――♡
Nice to meet yooooouuu ♡

Renji:・・・何だこりゃ・・・?
…The hell is this…?
Kon:パラダイス!!
Paradise!!
Ichigo:ダマされんなよ・・・ホントは全員男とかそういうオチだぞきっと・・・
Don’t be fooled…the joke’s probably that they’re really all guys or something…
Kon:パラダ―――イ――――ス!!
Paraaaadiiiise!!

Kon:真のパラダイスここにありー!!!
The real paradise is here!!!
Ichigo:うるせーな・・・
Shut up…
Ohetsu:ッてなワケで!
So anyway!

Page 08
Ohetsu:黒崎チャン 阿散井チャン!
Kurosaki-chan, Abarai-chan!
Ohetsu:そしてナゾのぬいぐるみチャン!
And mysterious stuffed animal-chan!
Ohetsu:さっきのウェルカムショウは心から楽しんでくれちゃったかNa!?
Did y’all really enjoy my welcome show!?
Ohetsu:改めましてちゃんボクが!
Let me introduce myself again!
Ohetsu:この鳳凰殿の主二枚室王悦!
I’m Nimaiya Ohetsu, the master of Phoenix Keep

Top of box:零番隊 「刀神」
Squad 0 “God of the Sword”
Bottom of box:二枚室 王悦
Nimaiya Ohetsu

Ohetsu:シクヨロでェ―――――ス!!!
To mee’cha, I am pleeeeeased!!!

Ohetsu:Hey!!
Hey!!

Page 09
Ichigo:ダメだ・・・恋次代わってくれ・・・俺この人のノリ完全についていけねえ・・・
It’s no use…Renji, switch places with me…there’s no way I can keep up with this guy’s enthusiasm…
Renji:バカ野郎!俺だってついていけてねえよ!
I can’t either, dumbass!

Ohetsu:んン~~~~~~~
Hmmmmmmm
Ohetsu:何か違うなァ・・・
Something ain’t right…
Ohetsu:キミたちノリ悪いYo・Neェ~~~~~~~
Y’all aren’t very enthusiaaaastic

Ohetsu:帰る?
Wanna go back?

Ichigo & Renji:えッ!?
Huh!?

Ichigo:マジか・・・そんな選択肢あんのかよ・・・
Really…? Do we really have that kinda choice…?
Ichigo:どうする・・・帰らされたら困るぞ・・・
What do we do…? We’re gonna have a hard time if we get sent back…
Renji:イヤ本気で帰らしゃしねえだろ・・・
Nah, he wouldn’t really send us back…
Ichigo:わかんねーぞ・・・コイツのノリだとやりかねねえ・・・
I dunno…given his mood I wouldn’t put it past him…

Renji?:よし・・・
Alright…

Ichigo & Renji:帰りません!!
We’ll stay!!
Ichigo & Renji:よろしくお願いします!!
Please take good care of us!!

Ohetsu:ノ―――――ン ノンノンノ―――ン!!
Nooooope, nope nope nooooope!!

Page 10
Ohetsu:お願いしますのやり方がガウチー!!
That ain’t how we ask people to take care of us!!
Ohetsu:この鳳凰殿のフォーマル・スタイルは
The formal style here at the Phoenix Keep

Ohetsu:こうしTe・・・
Is to do this…

Ohetsu:こう!
And like so!
Ohetsu:お願いします!
Please take good care of me!

Ichigo:そんなポーズできるか・・・
There’s no way I can do a pose like th-
Renji:落ち着け一護!
Calm down, Ichigo!
Renji:やるしかねえ!!
We gotta do it!!

Ichigo:くそっ・・・
Dammit…

Page 11
Ichigo & Renji:お願いします!!!
Please take good care of us!!!
Ohetsu:ナイスポーズ!
Nice pose!

Ohetsu:見なよコレハニーちゃん達!
Check this out, my honeys!
Ladies:何コレウケるー
What’s that? It’s so funny
Ladies:バナナみたーい
He looks like a banana
Ladies:カワイ―――
How cuuuute
Ladies:キャハハハ
Kyahahaha

Ichigo & Renji:・・・野郎・・・・・・!!
…Son of a bitch……!!

Mera:いつまで・・・
How long…
Mera:やってンだコラァ――――!!
Are you gonna keep this up, dammit!?

Page 12
Ohetsu:何すんNoメラちゃん!!
What’re you doin’, Mera-chan!?

Mera:御館サマじゃラチがあかねえ!
You’ll never get anywhere with the master!
Mera:あんたらついて来な!
You two, follow me!

Sign:鳳凰殿
Phoenix Keep

Page 13
Mera:ここが本当の鳳凰殿だ!
This is the real Phoenix Keep!
Ichigo:落差が・・・
Like night and day…
Mera:御館サマはこんなトコに居る自分を認めたくなくてあんなケバケバしいモンを作ってんのさ!
The Master didn’t want to admit that he lived in a place like this so he built that chintzy thing back there!

Mera:さァ入んな!
Okay, get inside!
Kon:いやだあああ!!
No waaaayyy!!
Kon:こんな淋しいトコいやああああ!!
Not this lonely plaaaace!!
Kon:さっきのトコがいい―――――!!
The other place was better-------!!
Ichigo:ウルセーなあ・・・
Oh shut up…
Ohetsu:そうだろうナゾのぬいぐるみチャン!
You said it, mysterious stuffed-animal-chan!
Ohetsu:ちゃんボクのこの気持ち分かってくれるかい!
You really get me, don’cha!?

Page 14
Ichigo & Renji:うおおおおおおおお
Uooooooaaahhh

Ichigo:痛って・・
Ow..
Renji:おい!
Hey!
Renji:何だよこりゃ!?
The hell is this!?

Ohetsu:ハイハ―――――イ
Okay, okaaaay
Ohetsu:黒崎チャン 阿散井チャン
Kurosaki-chan, Abarai-chan
Ohetsu:気付いてるゥ?
Have y’all noticed?

Ohetsu:キミたちここへ来るまで
Ever since y’all got here
Ohetsu:ちゃんボク以外
You haven’t met a single Shinigami
Ohetsu:1人の死神にも会っちゃいない
Aside from myself
Ichigo:!?
!?

Ohetsu:さっきのハニーちゃん達は全員
All those honeys from before
Ohetsu:斬魄刀さ
Were Zanpakutos

Page 15
Ichigo:・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・
………………
Ichigo:斬魄刀・・・・・・!?
Zanpakutos……!?

Ohetsu:アレレ?
Oh?
Ohetsu:オカシいNeェ
That’s strange
Ohetsu:シーオカだNeェ
Strange, that is
Ohetsu:キミたち死神なのに死神と斬魄刀の見分けもつかないなんて
Y’all are Shingami but ya can’t tell the difference between Shinigami and Zanpakutos
Ohetsu:DoかしてるNeェ
Somethin’s goin’ on with you

Ohetsu:自分の斬魄刀をこんなにしちゃう愛の無い連中だから
I wonder if y’all lost the ability to tell the difference
Ohetsu:見分けられなくなっちゃうのかNa?
Because y’all show your Zanpakutos so little love and do stuff like this to ‘em?

Ichigo & Renji:!!
!!
Renji:てめえ いつの間に・・・・・・!!
Bastard, when did you……!?

Page 16
Ichigo & Renji:!!!
!!!

Ohetsu:ア~~~~~LaLa
Oopsy Daisy
Ohetsu:愛を受けない斬魄刀は
Zanpakutos that don’t get love
Ohetsu:こんなにも容易く壊れてしまうんだNeェ
Break oh so easily, don’t they?

Ohetsu:君たちの周りに
The area around y’all
Ohetsu:斬魄刀の怒りが満ち満ちているNe
Is fillin’ up with the rage of Zanpakutos

Ohetsu:・・・そこから生きて出て来られたら
…If y’all can make it outta there alive
Ohetsu:斬魄刀を打ち直してあげてもいいYo
Then I’ll reforge your Zanpakutos for ya

Page 17
Ichigo:な・・・・・・・・・・・・
Wha…………

Ohetsu:ワンモア言うぜェ
I’ll say it one more time
Ohetsu:アイアムナンバワンザンパクトクリエイラァー
I am the #1 Zanpakuto creator

Ohetsu:十・九・八・七・六・五枚
Juu, Kyuu, Hachi, Nana, Roku, Gomai
Ohetsu:終いに三枚
Shimai and Sanmai*
*TN: His name has the Japanese number “2” in it, so he’s counting backwards from 10 to get to his name.
Ohetsu:二枚室Oh-Etsu!
Nimaiya Ohetsu!
Ohetsu:雑魚に握らす刀は無ェ
No swords for scrubs

Ichigo:てめえ・・・・・・
Son of a……

Ohetsu:シクヨロでェ―――――――ス
To mee’cha, I am pleeeeeased

Sidetext:食えぬ男、王悦!!斬魄刀の運命や如何に!?
Ohetsu is a tough one!! What will be the fate of their Zanpakutos!?

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