God Does Not Play Dice 3

I really don't know if my cleaner will do more than chapter 2 or even chapter 2 for that matter so... Yeah...
Anyways, I'll try to get the rest of the chapters done, but I got an entire volume of airgear to do for Kuu. So Yeah.


Chapter 3
Shintai in the Cave

page 1

1. The Caramel dice that can grant your wish once you collect all six.

2. Currently, one has been procured with five left to go.

3. And, the locations of the dice were written in this, Hakase Shimei's diary.

4. However, that diary was in the hand of the Bunny Squad.

5. The object, which would've found the dice for us, was taken. / So, we immediately took back the diary from them!

6. --was how I think it happened, but... That doesn't seem correct, right? Teacher?

7. Yeah... That doesn't seem correct...

8. Yeah...

page 2

1. Still, that diary is here now.

2. The Bunny Squad is pretty stupid to have forgotten this important item.

3. Achoo!

4. This sneeze... I wonder if it was that guy talking about me?...

5. Or, maybe it's a cold?

a. It's a cold.

page 3

1. Well, should we try looking for clues to the dice now?

a. What will papa's diary

b. be like?

2. Ahahahaha "I got scolded for going to a no panty teahouse without any underwear."

3. That's great, now go look for the locations of the dice.

4. "Time from time when I forget my erotic books at Mt. Asoko, / the nearby middle schoolers say something like: 'It's the divine messagener!'"

5. Listen to me!

6. Let's conduct a full investigation since the daughter of the divine messagener is angry.

7. Don't call me the daughter of the divine messagener!

8. "Anyways, I gave the dice to a Asoko temple shrine maiden on the same mountain." is written.

9. What?!

10. Then, let's go to that temple first thing tomorrow!

11. o~kay

page 4

a. The wanted Dice that's said to grant wishes is being prayed to as a Shintai now?!

page 5

1. Mt. Asoko

2. We arrived at the mountain.

3. We arrived at the mountain.

a. Panties as UV protection!

4. Let's go look for the erotic books left by the divine messenger!

5. We're going to the temple!!

6. Please take a look at that.

7. A shrine!

8. Could it be part of the temple?!

9. There's a bulletin.

10. What does it say?
TL note: Literal: "What What?!"

page 6

1. "Here, we pray to the divine messenger who has quenched the thrist of the hearts of the local middle schoolers with his noble deeds."

2. They're praying to papa?!

3. To teacher's father.

4. He was such a noble person, wasn't he?

5. Shut... Shut up!!

6. Let's say our prayers to teacher's father, the divine erotic book messenger.

7. Don't call him that.
TL note: This is tricky to translate to make sense in English but first you need to notice the furigana on the bubble before it. It is different than what the bigger characters are saying. Basically, Kanau is telling panty boy (cause I forgot his name) to not use such a bad furigana, so literal: "Don't use distasteful furigana" sorta...

8. The beauties in erotic books who worries about things in their lives,

9. no more, I wish for them to find true happiness.

10. That's nice.

11. Well, a man can't be happy if he isn't nice.

12. Whatever...

13. Ah, there is a shrine arch there.

14. The Asoko temple must be there.

page 7

1. Oh?

2. It's rare for this place to have visitors.

3. Is this the Asoko temple?

4. Yes! This temple's miracle is to bless people with children!

5. It is said it'll strengthen a boy's "that" / and enlarge a girl's breasts and give her an easy childbirth.
TL note: Yeah... they censored a word... what's up with that? weird...

6. What?!

a. enlarge?!

page 8

1. Wow, she's praying very diligently. / Do a large goma ritual.
note: goma or homa is a ritual which offerings are made into fire

2. She's so pathetic...

3. Haa... / I prayed for the declining bith rates to disappear!

4. What a sad lie...

5. Your wish will probably come true.

page 9

1. Soon, you'll meet a boy with a strong "that."

2. That's not what I wished for!!

3. Any... Anyways, I wondering if the caramel dice is here?

4. It is black with a mark like this on it.

5. Well, the divine messenger had one.

6. That's it!!

7. It was when I was a child, / while I was writing calligraphy outside...

8. Wah!

9. I can't write well with this strong wind.

10. SFX: Zah
10. SFX: Thud

11. Little girl, if it's alright, I like to give this to you.

12. Eh?

page 10

1. You can use it as a paperweight!

2. You... You're the divine messenger!!

3. The divine messenger whom the PTA warned us about!!

4. I have no idea what you're talking about.

5. Is this okay? To give me this valuable looking thing...

6. It's a universal rule to not ignore cute girls in trouble. / I am expecting compensation. (music)

7. Ever since that day, I've carefully enshrined the divine messenger's paperweight as this temple's shintai.
TL note: shintai = object of worship housed in a Shinto shrine

8. Doesn't seem like this shrine is blessed.

9. May I see that shintai?

10. Sure, but it will be difficult.

page 11

1. The shintai is enshrined inside a cave at the base.

2. Various traps are placed inside to protect the shintai.

3. Can I have the shintai if I can get it?

4. Eh? That would be troublesome.

5. Actually, Miss shrine maiden...

6. ... I see... If it's that bad, then I guess I have no choice. / I shall give it to you.

7. Waaah! But I can't accept it just like that!!

page 12

1. So, the dice is inside the cave!

2. We should follow them, huh? Big Sis.

3. Yeah... We must hurry since we lost Hakase's diary, but

4. While I was tailing Shijou-kun, I happened a die. / The power of love is amazing! (heart)

5. Society would call / such people, stalkers.

6. Let's go to that cave! / I'll keep watch like a stalker!

7. Everyone says you're a stalker.

page 13

1. I wonder what sort of traps are inside the cave?

2. It'll be a trap that'll unzip a man's trousers, popping his peepee out.
TL note: peepee = chinchin... I tried to keep the "cuteness" of the word.

3. It'll be a trap that'll rub a girl's nipples, making her say "Aaan (heart)."
TL note: I like the robot's imagination. also, I changed the sound a little to have the "English" sound be more approtriate... whatever that means...

4. Whatever!

a. [Trap #1] You can move further if you press the button. It'll only be a little dangerous. (music)

5. What's this?

6. Let's push it to move further.

7. SFX: PoChi
7. SFX: Click

8. Ah idiot! What did you do?!

9. It's okay since it said it's only a little dangerous.

10. SFX: GaKoN
10. SFX: Clunk

11. A secret entrance?!

page 14

1. How is this a little?!! It's extremely dangerous!!

2. EEEEEEK~

page 15

1. Well, a question.

2. Eh?

3. A question?

a. ?

4. Yes... If you want to advance through here, you have to answer my question.

5. How should we answer? / I honestly thought that I had to fight you.

6. Nice, huh?

7. If you answer incorrectly, you die.

8. Not nice!!

9. Now, here's the question.

10. What panties are panties that are edible as panties?
TL note: ...

11. What kind of question is that?!

b. Do you get it?

c. Nope

12. That is simple!!

page 16

1. The correct answer is "a beautiful woman's panties!!"

2. You can eat it if you give it your all!!

a. Really?

3. Ah, it's the Bunny Squad!!

4. Yes, that is correct. / When humans give it their all, they can do anything, but... You can't do your best when you just plain suck.

5. What sort of reasoning is that?!

6. You three may advance.

7. Yeah!

8. Cheaters, poking your noses in like that!!

9. Remember this!! / Only our peepees pokes at stuff!
TL note: Don't ask... I changed the meaning a little to fit the joke.

10. Why would I care to remember that?!

11. Well then, you guys...

page 17

1. You guys, go wash your bodies before you eat.

2. We're bathing because of that.

a. You're pretty happy.

3. I wonder if there's a way to run away somehow.

b. SFX: ZaBa-
b. SFX: Splash

4. SFX: GaRa
4. SFX: Slide
TL note: I think we should just keep this as japanese since it is just a door opening sound

5. How is the water?

6. Gya!! B-I-G-!!

c. B-I-G-

7. You should cover yourself before entering, idiot!!

8. Sorry. I did a unspeakable blunder on my Black Dragon.

9. What is a Black Dragon?!!

10. It's my Black Dragon?

11. I'm angry at you for talking so stupid!!

page 18

1. A dragon that follows a human. / It can't be. Are you a Dragon Knight?!

2. Hey, what makes you say that?!

3. Yeah.

4. All men are Dragon Knights.

5. That sounds insightful yet utterly retarded.

6. Dragons exist to serve Dragon Knights.

a. Dragon's room Exit

7. You guys may also advance.

8. Well, when my Dragon is lively, it doesn't obey me at all though.

9. Shut up! Let's go catch up to the Bunny squad already!!

10. Teacher! It seems this hot spring is good for breast development.

11. Eh?

12. Okay! Let's hurry and catch up to them!

13. SFX: TaPuN
13. SFX: Splish

14. SFX: TaPuN
14. SFX: Splash

15. Let's leave the water here then go.

page 19

1. And like that, we caught up to you.

2. What are you doing?

a. Amazing how you got here!

3. This, we got confused on which way we should go.

b. Shortcut (If you have breasts or a man who takes this route, you die)

c. Detour (Both breasts and males may pass)
TL note: Detour means more like "long way"

4. Seems I have to take the detour, huh?

5. I also can't take the shortcut.

6. Then I can't too!

7. ...... ......

8. I'm going to take the detour!!

9. I didn't say anything. / Don't cry...

d. And then...

10. Hah Hah As expected, the detour was filled with various traps.

11. I'm so sick of traps now.

page 20

1. This.
TL note: Full: Look at this

a. Shintai is near here! First one to get it, wins!!

2. So, it's down to a race! I can't lose!!

3. The faster one wins!!

4. Ah! Cheater!!

5. There are two perverts there!!

6. Like I'll be caught believing in such a lie, idiot.

7. But, I'll look just in case.

8. We don't hate

9. women who are perverted.

10. It's you two!!

11. I'm going ahead!!

12. Shit!!

13. Ah!

page 21

1. Miss Shrine Maiden!!

2. As I thought, I can not hand over this shintai.

3. Eh?

4. How did you get here?

5. From the back door there.

6. Oh

7. Wait, I won so why are you taking it?!

8. I know! It's because you promised to hand it over to us in the beginning.

9. No.

10. You're completely wrong.

11. It seems you're completely wrong.

12. Shut Shut up!!

13. Then, why can't you hand over the dice?

14. That's because...

page 22

1. There was actually another shintai before I enshrined this one I recieved from / the divine messenger.
TL note: TS can do whatever you want in arranging the words here.

2. This is not something I can descibe in a Shounen Manga.
TL note: but apparantly drawing most of it is Okay. Haha.

3. As is often the case with shintais treasured by children,

4. I broked it that day when I was captivatingly carassing it.
TL note: Yes, it is as dirty as you think it is.

5. This temple's Shintai was lost because of that.

6. Captavatingly?

7. I tried to use new ones that remembled it from my memory.

8. But, none of them worked...

9. So ever since then, I used this as the Shintai since it was black and hard.
TL note: Do Not Ask Me about whether this is correct. Because It is!

10. Is that thing really suitable?
TL note: As a replacement

11. Anyways, even though I said I'll give this to you, this is something much too valuable.

12. So that's your true feelings!!

13. Well, it can't be helped.

14. Eh?! / You're giving up?

page 23

1. Look at this, please use it as the new shintai.

2. What are you doing, Mikage?!

3. Wow! It's so elegant! (heart) Thank you very much!!
TL note: ... *shakes head*

4. SFX: KaSha
4. SFX: Click

5. SFX: KaSha
5. SFX: Click

6. You should be blushing at least a little!!

7. I'm delighted that I can be so helpful.

8. You should be too!!

9. May... May I help as well?

10. Why?!

11. Thank you very much.

12. Well then, As promised from the start, I'll give you this former shintai.

13. K Kay.

page 24

1. Here, take it.

2. Eh, me?

3. Hey, we were the ones who helped get you a new shintai!

4. There's nothing we can do. / Since they won the race.
TL note: I changed the 2nd half from literal

5. It's difficult to call this a replacement, but / if I use this new shintai, I will give you a replica.

6. Why would need that?!

7. Is it because you can't be satifisied if it isn't the original?

8. That's not why!!

9. Damn it! You'll retreat for today, but next time, we absolutely won't lose the dice!!

10. I want a replica of that Shintai...

11. Are you listening?!