God Does Not Play Dice 4

Yeah... since apparently I am now a competent cleaner... ugh... This chapter sucked btw... sucked more than the previous ones...

Chapter 4
Southern Island Treasures

page 1

a. SFX: ZaZa--N
a. SFX: Splash Splash
TL note: sound of the waves hitting the beach. I don't know any other water sounds.

page 2

1. The BEACH!!!

a. Summer! Beaches! Swimsuits!!! WOOT!!
TL note: Woot can be changed into any similiar sounding sound.

Title: Southern Island Treasures

page 3

1. The beach is so fun, right?! I'm so glad we came here to play!

2. Yeah, really (music)

3. What's the difference between girls' swimsuits and their underwears? / They both get wet all the same...
TL note: HAHAHAHAHAHA
TL note2: I don't think this was intended as a dirty joke, but the way I worded it makes it sound really dirty, no?

4. AH!

5. This is wrong! We didn't come here to play!!

6. Really?

7. Yes! Don't you remember what I said yesterday?!

8. AAH! Money is no object for big breasts!
TL note: Literal: "... Any price is good for big breasts!"

9. In Shounen Ace's A, "I love anything below a A-cup (heart) !" what does he mean by that?
TL note: I assume Shounen Ace has a fan letter section?

10. I didn't say any of those things!!

11. I didn't say that too.
TL note: referring to line 10

page 4

1. This was what I said!!

2. "There's a treasure in Kawamura-san's house in the southern islands" was written in papa's diary!

3. Let's go to that island tomorrow!!

4. So that's it...

5. You think the treasure within that Kawamura family is a Caramel Dice, teacher?

6. Eh? Yeah Yeah.

7. That's what I believe.

8. You're another step closer to the day you will get your normal body through the power of the dice, huh?

9. Um... Yeah, I guess...

10. Any... Anyways... Let's quickly find Kawamura-san's house!

11. Teacher, why are you in such a rush?

12. Teacher. Teacher.

13. I'll give you these two jellyfishes I found.

14. I don't need such things.

15. I think you can use them as pads (music)

16. I DON'T NEED SUCH THINGS!!

page 5

1. Big Sis! This is our chance while those guys are playing.
TL note: Ommited: "...are playing in the sea/beach"

2. Right!

3. While our rivals are playing, it is our chance to play too!

4. That's not it, Big Sis.
TL note: shortened from: "That's not what we mean..."

5. I see! This is the perfect chance to capture Shijou-kun in his swimwear!

6. Wow! Without the camera, you're only a useless looking person, but with it, you're a professional!
TL note: hmm... I think I'm misreading the grammar.

7. Anyways, Big Sis! / Those guys are going to see Kawamura-san's house to get a die!

8. I see!!

a. You'll get a larger chest if these jellyfishes sting you.

b. Shut up!!

9. Well, let's go to Kawamura-san's house!

10. Hey! Big Sis!!

page 6

1. What.. What an unusual atmosphere this estate has...

2. It's like something will appear.
TL note: like a ghost

3. Yeah, like something appear.

4. Don't say such weird things!!

5. What is this something that'll appear?!!

6. Hey, you three!

7. HYAH!

page 7

1. If you're looking for the Kawamura family, they're not there.
TL note: changed "that residence" to "there"

2. Eh?!

3. Why do they not live there anymore?

4. Well...

5. That was close...
TL note: Literal: I was surprised...

6. I almost thought something came out...

7. I believe they went away on a long vacation, / instead of moving away.
TL note: TS do whatever

8. Then the household applciances should still be there.

9. Since the Kawamuras aren't here, should we come back later?

10. Good!

11. We won't be discovered if we wear gloves so, / we'll sneak in and take the treasure!
TL note: 1st half ommit: "...if we wear gloves to hide our fingerprints so..."

12. This sort of behavoir from the main character is not good.

13. You should be ashamed of yourself to speak of bugerly in front of strangers, but...

14. Ashamed!
TL note: hmm... this line is confusing...

15. I think it'll be alright if you enter this estate...

16. You think?...

page 8

a. As for this estate, there's a rumor that says ghosts appears in there because the Kawamuras are no longer there.

b. A girl was left alone without any supports at all and died while cursed with a broken heart. It seems she lost a part of herself, and demands it back.

1. Now, you can occasionally spy a figure looking out from the window.

2. Hahaha, like some sort of ghost?

3. Ah!

4. That window there!

5. !!

6. It vanished!!

7. WAAH! It looked like something really was there! What should we do?!

8. You mean the thing that vanished that is no longer there?

9. I got it, yeah!! To win, you change the meaning!!

10. Win for what?

page 9

1. Phew, that was close...

a. They almost saw me...

2. Hey, Nozomu-kun's group is coming here soon! / Did you guys find the die?

3. I was looking for erotic books so I found erotic books. (music)

4. I was looking for porn so I found porn. (music)

5. WHY?!

6. It's because we are men. We must.

7. So, you must?

8. Big Sis... Isn't this estate a little strange?

9. It feels like someone or something is watching us.

10. So, let's quietly enjoy these books and videos...

11. This is more excitement than usual.

12. Go look for the die!!

page 10

1. Anyone home?

2. Gah! They're here! Hurry, look for the die!

3. Ghosts are just figments of people's imagination, right?

4. Well

5. WAH!

a. Crap!

6. Eh? What? What's that noise?!

7. Could it be a ghost?

8. That or maybe it was the sound of your panties tearing from an onara?
8. That or maybe it was the sound of your panties tearing from your fart?

9. What onara school?! I will get into Waseda Univesity in that college exam!!
9. What art school?! I will get into Waseda Univesity in that college exam!!
TL note: "onara" means fart when translated... When you assume the "o" is a polite prefix... It becomes "nara"... a place in japan. I say place because it could be a bunch of things...
TL note2: tlnote1 is what I assume to be the joke. It does not mean I am correct. Just FYI. I am not the guy who wrote this so... I cannot know what he intended.
TL note3: the second lines are modified jokes. I prefer to use those just to reduce the tlnotes and confusion for the readers. I like to think it is the same kind of joke.

10. You won't get in.

11. Ghost?

12. I can use this...

page 11

1. Go back~

2. Go back~

3. Leave this place immediately~~

4. Hey! Don't you hear that?

5. I hear it.

6. I knew it! There's a ghost here! Eeeek!

7. Are you okay? Did you wet yourself?

8. Wet myself?! I'm an adult!!

9. Why does the ghost want us to leave?

10. Maybe she is shy?

a. So felt out...

11. Shy huh... So, shes the type who gets embarrassed to be seen in the nude, huh?

12. That's unusual...

13. That's normal!!

14. Huh? I think I heard that voice somewhere before...

15. Oh, that was close!

16. It's okay to scare them, right? Big Sis?!

17. Please just leave it to us!

b. Is that okay?

page 12

1. An over 25 year old's face with no makeup!

2. The life after a person who left the company for the sake of Sas*ke!
TL note: I don't get this... TS should be careful with this line, remembering the "*" is actually a large censor dot.

3. Every year, the amusing greatness of the announcments from NetaBra!

4. That's not scary!!

5. No! People with that kind of taste making our underwear is really scary!

a. It's an insult to bras!

6. Eh? That actually scared him?

7. By the way...

8. What is a ghost?

9. Eh? You don't know?!

10. It is not in my database. / I am filled with the world's finest jokes though.

11. Dump that data.

12. A ghost is like a person without legs.

b. Sad~

13. Oh?

page 13

1. Since they don't have legs, they can't wear panties... Thus, they are burdened with the destiny to be female perverts.
TL note: 'cause they don't wear panties.

2. That's why I put

3. a panty-like item on my head (heart)

4. Oh.

5. Don't teach her lies!!

6. "Hey Josh! Why is it that your girlfriend never have panties on?"

7. "Bob's girlfriend wears them perfectly! I double checked above the bed yesterday!" / And finished, the fine joke (heart)
TL note: I don't really get it in japanese either...

8. A relation to panties!

9. A ghost is someone who died!

10. They like haunt places they died in so they're super scary!!

11. A person whose dead, huh?... / If so then...

12. The person whose saying "Go back" over there, isn't a ghost right?

13. Eh?!

page 14

1. AH!! You showed yourself again, Bunny Squad!!

2. Damn! We've been found!!

3. You people show up whereever you want.

4. Like pubic hair.

5. What's with that disgusting metaphor?!

6. We're be the ones taking the die this time as well!!

7. In a way, since it seems this manga will continue, it would be better for you to take it!

8. Hey! What are you saying?!!

a. Ah!

9. Umm... How should I say this?... Before you guys get all exciting...

10. I have to apologize...

page 15

1. There isn't a Caramel Dice here.

2. EEEH?!
TL note: TS may extend or contract to fit.

3. But, you saw in Hakase's diary that there was a treasure here...

a. Umm...

4. There is a treasure but...

5. Truthfully, this was what was written on that page...

6. Today, a letter arrived from Kawamura.
TL note: Letter start

7. It said this:

8. "I succeeded in developing a drug by just taking it, you'll develop instant big breasts.

9. ...But, because of that, I ended up in a pickle with the Small Breasts Lovers Organization aiming for my life.

10. If the worst were to happen... I will entrust to you my home. I will entrust that drug to you!"

page 16

1. I wonder what he meant by "the worst?" / Could he have meant if panties disappeared from the world?

2. I accepted immediately, but if I think about no more panties showing... That's so depressing.
TL note: letter end

3. It's still the same stupid diary as usual, huh?

a. Since the writing is so stupid.

4. ...was why...

b. Papa is not stupid.

5. I have not come here to get a Caramel Die.

6. I came here to get that drug that makes breasts.

7. You should said so from the beginning.

8. But... You would've just laughed at me, wouldn't you?

9. Yes!

10. That's why I didn't say anything!

11. You guys just don't understand what it is like to have tiny breasts!!

12. I understand!

page 17

1. Since I don't have breasts either, I yearn for girls of big breasts more than tiny breasts! I want to massage them!

2. Don't group me with you!!

3. Like how small chests want big chests, / you can think of it as same as with peepees?

4. Not thinking about it!!

5. I do not understand how it would feel to have small breasts.

6. Me neither...

7. Such honesty!!
TL note: Literal: "These honest people!!" - said in a honorific way

8. If there's no dice here, then there's no reason to be here. / We're going, you two.

9. Yes, Big Sis!

10. Throw away those books and DVDs!

11. EEH?~~

page 18

1. ...Then, after all that...

2. YAY!! After all that, I found the drug!!

3. Congratulations. / Congratulations.

4. What should I do once I have big breasts? / Umm... Umm...

5. ...... ...... ......

6. I can't think of anything since I never had big breasts.

7. ........ ........ ........ ...wow...

8. Go back~

9. Go back~

10. Is it those guys in the Bunny Squad again?

a. Really, those good-for-nothings

11. No, this voice belongs to someone unknown.

12. Eh?

13. What do you mean...?

page 19

1. Go back~

2. Leave this place~~

3. GYAAAAAAAAH

4. The real thing came out!!

5. It came? It came! What should we do?!

6. It isn't something that came out of you?

7. I did not wet myself! Safe! Safe! / I am an adult!

8. I didn't wet myself!

9. An adult wouldn't be doing that.

10. Nozomu-san, that person is a ghost?

11. That's right.

12. Well, then...

page 20

1. She's a female pervert who doesn't wear panties, right?

2. That's right.

3. I may not wear them, but I am not a pervert!

4. Ghosts don't dirty themselves by things like peeing, so we don't need underwear!

5. Oh? This ghost is sort of cute.

6. Hah! Oh no!

7. S~P~I~T~E~~
TL note: umm... I think this is literally: "spiteful person"

8. Booo

9. It's too late to be boo-ing at me now.

10. Teacher, this ghost isn't really scary, huh?

11. Ye... Yeah...

12. Not scary...

page 21

1. AAH! Anyways, leave that big breast drug alone

2. and then leave this place!!

3. Drug?!

4. You also want this drug?

5. Why would a ghost still want the drug? / Sure you have small breasts, but...

6. Well...

7. My cause of death... was because of the shock

8. I recieved when I found out the boy I liked was a big breast enthusiast.

9. That's an unbelievable cause of death.

10. So, I thought of a way of disguising way I look for him but... I was too shy with my small breasts... / Then I heard rumors of this drug and have been looking for it since.

11. You worry about such things when you're going to appear in disguise?

12. So... That drug...

13. Right, this!

page 22

1. I will use it of course.

2. EEEEEEEEEEH?!
TL note: TS fit - change whatever to fit

3. Because no matter how pitiful, the living comes before the dead! And I'm also very pitiful!

4. Go become one with the thousand winds, you!

5. I understand, but

6. is that really how the main character should act?

7. Anyways, what's the size of your bra?

8. An A-cup.

9. Hah! That is big, so you don't need this drug!!

10. Is that really the best reason?...

11. An AA-cup I wonder?

page 23

1. With that said, I'm taking this!!

2. AH!!

3. Ugh...

4. Teacher?!

5. Oh?

6. Whoa! Huge!!

7. That'll ruin the balance.

8. So nice...

page 24

1. Yay! Huge Breasts!! They bounce!!!

2. Finally, breasts!!

3. Eh?

4. They're gone?!

5. How?!

6. About that, it seems the power of the Dice canceled out the effects of the drug.

7. EEH?!

8. That's the end of trying to become more like what lust for, right?

9. EEH?!