God Does Not Play Dice 5

Longest chapter yet... wow...
EDIT: I edited a few obvious mistakes


Chapter 5
The Deplorable Gentlemanly Acts of Adults

page 1

1. Kanau Shimei - Teacher

2. She's 23 years old despite what she may look like.

a. a grown woman!

3. Her father kept her looking like a child

4. by using the power "Caramel Dice" which are said to grant any wish if you collect all six together.

b. Okay, here's a review.

5. This story is a record of Kanau's and friends' struggle to retrieve the lost dice,

6. in order to recover Kanau's true form which she lost.
TL note: mangaka is a bastard... "Kanau" means "Wish" if you guys didn't noticed from chapter 1

7. But Teacher, for a woman, it's not height or a big chest that matters. / It's whats inside that counts.

8. Her insides are bad is why she is enduring this punishment.

9. They're not bad!!

b. Are they really friends?

page 2

a. A hot spring in a hot summer... What'cha you think, everyone?!!

Title: The Deplorable Gentlemanly Acts of Adults

page 3

1. Hey, why is Ms. Shimei's group here?!

2. Did we stay in the same hotel?

3. Bumping into them here, since it'll get complicated if they find out who I really am,

4. I better quickly check-out!

a. I wanted to take a morning bath...

5. What would be complicated is...

6. This girl, Inori Imadegawa, is a member of the Bunny Squad, who, like Kanau, wants the Caramel Dice.

7. She is a teacher in the same high school as Kanau Shimei.

8. If her true identity was revealed, it'll turn into something rather confusing.

9. Human relations are difficult.

10. Ah! I wonder if Shijou-kun is in the hot spring too...

11. She's also a naughty person whose in love with a student despite being a teacher.

12. Sh... Shut up you!!

page 4

1. Geez, why isn't this hot spring stocked with coffee milk?!
TL note: coffee milk is a real drink... Who knew... Official drink of Rode Island, USA...

2. Fruit Milk is a bad?
TL note: a milk drink made out of various fruits. Drank by children.

3. Coffee Milk is good! Coffee! / I am an adult!!

4. Hmm... So adorable.
TL note: or cute or whatever

5. I'll go buy some at a convenience store! / There was one nearby!

6. I believe it's about 50 meters away.

7. Please don't become a lost child, okay?

8. How can I get lost with only 50 meters? / I'm an adult you know.

9. Please take care then when you become the injured person / who decided to act on her own in the beginning of the story, okay?
TL note: split whereever

10. Don't... Don't say scary things...

page 5

1. Gyah

2. Gyah

3. I'm lost.

4. Boobies...

5. ?!

6. Boobies...

7. that are small...

8. Eh? What?

9. is nothing to fret over~~~
TL note: to worry over/whatever

10. Gyah! Something came out!
TL note: That's right folks... It is THAT kind of chapter.

page 6

1. Isn't small good as well?

2. For example, panties that are small are cute and popular.

3. Speaking of which, areolas too!
TL note: If you didn't know, like me... areola is that circular area around the nipple

4. Who

5. Who are

6. these guys?!!

page 7

1. Teacher is late, huh?

a. Fresh Juicy! Juicy Pineapple

2. It seems she really got lost.

3. Can't you use those antenna to find where Teacher is?

4. Right... I'll try it.

5. I shall restrict the search parameters to: "23 years old" "Female" "Flat-Chested" / and "A person who while sleep talking yesterday said, 'The president's decree are the only things you shouldn't lis-Ten yen!'"
TL note: the original has her saying one thousand yen which is "sen en" and one of the first japanese verb endings you learn is ~ma... what now? =D

6. A 23 year old woman has such interesting sleep talks...

7. I shall begin the search now!

8. Oh?!

page 8

1. I had a reaction to a Caramel Dice within this island!

2. EH?!

3. What was the point of restricting the parameters?

4. We didn't find Teacher. / Maybe it's because she is so small.

5. Well, since we now know there is a dice

6. Let's go look for Teacher!! / Since she'll whine later if we don't tell her.

7. Okay

8. I believed that the final stage of hemorrhoids should be labelled as "illogical."

9. Everyone thinks that at least once.

10. Hm?

page 9

1. "Undies" or "Underpants," which do you think is the correct way to say it?

2. Since it's stretches out, I think "Underpants"
TL note: Okay the original joke makes more sense in Japanese with the different words for panties

3. Stop talking about stupid things...

4. We're studying language as teachers.

5. We're late in packing our things 'cause you two overslept, so / reflect on your actions a little!

6. We'll reflect.

7. I won't go to sleep after watching pay-per-view.

8. We are reflecting whether it's alright to constantly stare at it.

9. Just don't watch in the first place!!

10. Anyways, it'll be problematic if Ms. Shimei's group spots us, so / We're going home.

11. Yes, Big Sis.

12. What are you doing here, Ms. Imadegawa?

page 10

1. Oh? The principal and the vice principal is here together too.

2. Perfect as always! I'm the principal(star)

3. Today, we participated in bull-fighting! I'm the vice principal(star)
TL note: I have no idea why...

4. Could this be a trip of amorality?
TL note: I don't have a better word that keeps the meaning... at least sort of the meaning
TL note2: Amorality is used here to be subtle. If PR believes being subtle isn't appropriate, I suggest "trip of adultery" or "sex trip" if you want to just blantly say it.

5. No-That's not it!!

6. But I did see boobies last night (heart)

7. Saw it completely bare (heart)

8. It was on pay-per-view!! We were in different rooms too.
TL note: second line is small side-bubble text

9. Umm, that's... We just happened to pass by that's all!

10. In this isolated-island inn?

11. Why are you guys in this sort of place? / Are you looking for a big boobie drug?

12. We're looking for Ms. Shimei right now. / We have something we want to tell her.

a. The said thing
TL note: Literal: "The thing that is wanted to be told"

13. Did you see her?

page 11

1. Yesterday.

2. No, we haven't!

3. So, Ms. Shimei has become a lost child?

4. Yes, that's right. Though she's an adult, she looks like a child.

5. My appearance is that of a child! My brains are that of an adult!

6. However, I can't solve the current problem at all!

a. 'Cause it's really hard!!
TL note: meh... more like: "'Cause The situation is difficult!!"

7. I like to think Teacher looks like this.

8. She's like a useless person, huh?

9. Since my brain is that of an adult's, I know of a fair amount of erotic matierals!

b. The most recent vocabulary I learned is "Sukebe Isu"
TL note: Cough cough... It is literally translated as "Lewd Chair" and if you know what they use it for, you would also think that lewd chair is not an good enough translation of it... >_>

c. She really is useless

10. Ah yes!

11. I can use this to get plenty of personal information of Shijou-kun.
TL note: shijou is the panty boy if you forgot

12. We'll help in Shijou's Teacher search as well.
TL note: This one is weird. I like to think the author/typesetter made a typo and typed Shijou(panty boy) instead of Shimei(loli teacher) but just in case, I TL'ed it as that.

13. Really? Thank you!

page 12

1. Well, the Principle and the Vice Principle, go bring back some information!

2. Yes!

3. Hey Hey, "Pee-Pee" or "Penis"

4. which do you prefer to call it as?

5. What are you asking?!! / Moreover, go interview a witness!!

6. Hmm... I for some reason see / "Pee-Pee" as like a panda name, so then...

7. You're answering too?!

8. Wouldn't "Pee-Pee" be the better of the two?

9. That one?! You like that one?!

10. You guys quickly go find a witness then come back!!

11. Yes

12. Okay

page 13

1. It's great that we're finally alone, but / what should I say?

2. Ms. Imadegawa

3. Yes?!

4. I been thinking about this.

5. Can it be a confession?!
TL note: Literal: "It can't be! A confession?"

6. I thought that the Vice Principal was going to lecture about nipples.

7. What are you talking about?!

8. But, since you sprang into action earlier, you are the teacher, right?

9. What?!

10. A-Any-Anyways, Shijou-kun, do you have anyone you like?

11. Nope.

12. Really?!

13. Yay!(heart)

page 14

1. But that also means he also doesn't like me...

2. I'm like lumped together with the trash there...

3. ?

4. Umm... Do you like older ladies?

5. Someone whose big-chested, has glasses, and wears a white blouse...

6. Like teacher?
TL note: Okay... The joke doesn't really work without this line and it isn't possible(at least for me) to TL this line to work in the joke in English.
TL note2: The basics of the joke in this line is that, "sensei" could mean "teacher" or could be used as a way to address a teacher or in this case the booby teacher. Booby teacher is thinking panty boy is talking about her while he is talking about teachers in general.

7. Damn it! Was I too forward?!

8. I've leaked out that I like Shijou-kun!

9. No! It's too embarrassing!!

10. I like... teacher.

11. Eh?

12. EEEEEE

13. EEEHHH?!!!

page 15

1. I always like to download the full video if there's a female teacher in the sample video in a porn site.

2. EEEEEEEEEEEEH?! The "Teacher" genre?!!

3. NOOO!! It is bad for students to watch that sort of thing!

4. I have to do it.

5. Though as living beings men know it's bad

6. there are times where we have to break rules and panty hoses.
TL note: ...

7. Kuuh! I can't response to something that cool. / I also like to break them.

8. There are two idiots here too.

9. WAAH! You scared me!!

10. I found out where Ms. Shimei is.

11. It seems that a strange group led a small girl to a nearby deserted house.

12. That's kidnapping?!

page 16

1. wow

2. good

3. petite

4. good

5. wow
TL note: line 1-5 is from furthest right to furthest left.

6. What's this?

page 17

1. I forgot to introduce myself. I am the commander of the Flat-Chest Lovers Association, the "Delicious Flat-Chest Squad."

2. Flat-Chest Lovers Association...?

3. Ah!! That word appeared once before!! / It's real?!

4. Your chest was just divine how it was extremely flat, so we just had to invite you to our hideout. / It's just a really wonderful flat-chest.

5. Are you making fun of me?

6. Absolutely not! We simply love small breasts and flat chests! / "Our love for them is as high as the chances the theory "woman wearing red is a nympho" is true."
TL note: or something like that... complicated line this was...

7. The chances are pretty low for that...

8. REALLY?!

9. But such people do exist, I guess.
TL note: she is talking about the flat chest lovers, I think...

10. I thought all men loved big breasts though.

page 18

1. Big breasts?! Those are like the same as a fat man's chest! We won't be aroused by trying to grope such a thing!

2. We have only groped men's big breasts before, yet we weren't aroused!

3. You groped them?

4. We, the Delicious Flat-Chest Squad, are an organization for the purpose of changing the world's view that big breasts are good,

5. and to encourage women who feel inferior about themselves.
TL note: Literal: "....who has a inferiority complex"
TL note2: Encourage as in cheer up

6. Wow.

7. That is a very nice idea.

8. Well then, try to make me not worry over my lack of big breasts.

9. Certainly! For that is why we took you here! / In order to snap a picture later.

10. Idiot, you're going to snap me?

11. Well, allow me to tell a small folktale.

12. A folktale?

page 19

1. Long ago, there existed a girl somewhere who was troubled by her lack of breasts.

2. E~h... I'm ashamed 'cause I don't have breasts.

3. I can't even stick a lighter in my cleavage...

a. Cleavage Lighter

4. That girl spoke to a passing gentleman.

5. I am also ashamed. Since I am a 42 year old umarried virgin.

6. Wow... You did well to live this long.

7. Amazing! I feel better by being able to look down of you! (star) / Marry me!

8. Now now, was that necessary? I'm excited since everyone is watching.

9. Good things like this happened because of no-breasts, so okay. / Then they lived happily ever after.

10. How was that? You stopped caring about your flat-chest, huh? / We're all 42 years old and able to marry!

11. Did you make that up, idiot?!! / ...wait, you're all 42 years old?!

12. We're not some ordinary 42 year olds, we're 42 year old gentlemen. / We're extremely rich men that just wasn't able to marry.
TL note: Omit: "...Like the man in the story."

13. So really, why do you guys like flat-chests? / Even though you can't grope them.

page 20

1. That's because girls with big breasts won't let us grope them...

2. You just lost so much creditability!! / You guys are the worst!!

3. If women don't have confidence in themselves, other than the popular long lower part of the body, / they should aim to be the 2nd place small size, right?
TL note: Long lower part is more literally "legs" but it involves a joke. see line 6.

4. I don't choose my size!!

5. ...wait, that was the entire story right?

6. Of course! / Right now, the ones who thought about pee-pees are perverted women.
TL note: The penis part is referring to page 20 line 3 "long lower part of the body"

7. It's somehow becoming quite interesting, huh?

8. I thought about pee-pees...

9. Well... Even if we're the worst, soon this world's women / will all have small breasts.

10. What are you talking about?

11. Hahahaha

12. We currently possess a power to change the world.

page 21

1. With this!

2. That's the?!

3. The Caramel Dice!!

4. It's rumored that if you use this, any wish will be granted.

5. So with this, we'll make all the world's women have small breasts.
TL note: Evil Evil Evil man~!!

6. Do you know how to use it?

7. That's where the problem lies.

8. We have been praying to it everyday, but there's still big breasts.

9. Makes you wonder if the rumor was a lie.

page 22

1. Hmm... I wonder if I can somehow get him to give that dice to me...

2. Yeah, let's try it this way!!

3. Hey, may I please have that?

4. No

5. Damn, a frontal attack was no good? / I'm at a loss.

6. Teacher... Was that intended to be a plan just now?
TL note: "plan" is like "plan of attack" but more like just "attack"

7. What?!

page 23

1. Are you okay, Teacher?

2. You guys! And some teachers as well?

3. Why are you here?

4. Ah! It's big breasts! Two people with big breasts are here!!

5. Calm down, members!

6. Big breasts are among us but don't fret because it's not scary. / Besides, if we keep saying we only have interest in small breasts, / then aren't you a true member whose in love with small breasts? Thus, you're okay!!
TL note: Wha...?

7. That's right! We're okay!!

8. These are people in trouble...

9. Is Ms. Imadegawa on a trip of amorality? And with two people too... No one can match you.
TL note: first part: look on page 10 line 4
TL note2: The last part where it says: "No one can match you." is like "You have no equal" in sex...

10. There was no equal(heart)

11. No equal, a boobie-packed festival of female teachers.

12. That's pay-per-view too!

13. Hey, how can I get him to give me that dice?

14. I have a good idea.

page 24

1. Mr. Commander, I'll give you this person's private photo, so may I have that cube thing? / An old picture is okay, right?

2. Eh?! You did such a thing behind my back?!

3. We have already taken plenty of peeping photos though.

4. You have?!

5. You can see the nipples here(heart)

6. What?!

7. What?!

8. Idiot, what are you saying?! Even under normal circumstances, the world harasses us, so though we always behave like gentlemen...

9. Won't it be worst for us to have such a photo?!

10. Even if the photo is erotic. It's of a child.

11. Then it is okay for a gentleman!

12. That was really simple...

13. Then... Here is the photo.

page 25

1. WHOA! AMAZING!! SEXY!!!

2. But aren't they a bit too big? But I can feel that this is authentic!!

3. Hard to tell, huh?

4. Then, I'll give you this. We'll treasure the photo.

5. You better quit when your children are troubled.

6. Hold it! I don't approve this trade!

7. You took that photo without my knowledge!!

8. It's fine... The photo is really......

a. Whisper Whisper

9. ?!

b. Thank you! See you later!
TL note: omit: "Thank you for the good thing" - I thought that would be too long

c. I'm going to see you again?!!

10. That's good, huh? Getting a dice...

11. I don't quite agree. / More importantly though...

page 26

1. WHY couldn't they tell the difference between mine and Shijou's chest?!!

2. They called it sexy(music)

3. Would you want me to explain?

4. That's fine!

5. The dice was taken from us, Big Sis.

6. I rather have that photo than that thing(heart)

7. Big Sis...