I'm just going to kill myself with translations someday aren't I? There's got to be a Japanese manga annonymous somewhere that I can check myself into....

In any case my pain is your gain. Don't expect this one to be timely though. Cause Gintama's still brutal, and Aku's still somewhat popular.

Kaiten.Sama and Freelance manga have asked I reserve this for them, so unfortunately, I have to do just that. (And no, I am not doing Chapter one for now.) ...In any case, it's not like anyone was working on this before I decided to.

And please do NOT ask me to do any other Jump manga.

(Top text- The cat girl goddess fantasy!!! Serialization Center Color page!! A huge 29 pages!!)

NEKO WAPPA!

(Colorful... Read More " "

They seriously just need to name the series Gin's tama.

Locked and loaded. Scantlators are free to use this script, as long as the Translator notes remain on the scan (or on a separate page after it), and that kewl is credited with editing.

{The second round of this bout....}

{Is a no holds barred, Magic death match!!}

GINTAMA
Lesson 286: Not even losing to meteorites.
SORACHI HIDEAKI.

Announcer: This match will be two spell casters and two Shikigami. In short, a four on four match.

The battle will continue until one side is completely decimated.

(Lots of text- Yorozuya VS Shinsengumi! Both the Yorozuya office, and the Shisengumi HQ are recruiting!! Get your chance to join after the manga!!

A... Read More " "

Save the last Dance for the diabolical genius...unless you want him to level the school. (Some guys get all the luck don't they?)

(Top text- The latest Volume #3 is out in stores~~!!)

(Side text- The day before Jiro's first Culture festival, and excitement is in the air~!)

FUJIKI SHUN
(Black box- The villainous but kind comedy!)

Chapter 42: Sanyousai.

(TN- After extensive research, all I could find on 'Sanyousai' is that it's a school festival of some sort.)

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(Side text- Boys and girls gather together as the time for the culture festival draws near!)

(Sfx- Wai wai!!)

Jiro: Up we go.

Midoritani: Just a little more to the right, Jiro-kun.

Jiro: Like this?

Midoritani: That's great!

(Sign- Class 1-4,... Read More " "

Moar Acro! Someone really should scan this :-P Or will everyone keep missing out?

http://club.shogakukan.co.jp/magazine/SH_CSNDY/ahthisutoa_002/detail/

Click the yellow box above the 67.


Crown: Let's play a bit shall we?

(Side text- Subaru has managed to crack Crown's pressure....)

ARTIST ACRO

(Sfx- Gutsu clench)

Crown: Hey! You might be able to even meet Acro in the afterlife.

Vil: We don't have time for this Crown.

It's not like you to pick fights with losers anyway.

(Sfx- Gutsu gutsu wriggle wriggle)

(Sfx- Zubooo pop)

Crown: It won't take long...

Plus I'm in a pretty good mood Vil.

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Crown: This here is the blade that killed Acro....

I've been so patient too. Don't you think it's mean to kill my... Read More " "

No rest for the weary birthday boys~.


APPEARANCE OF THE YELLOW DRAGON!
Chapter 4: Appearance of a Love Rival?!

{Enji's Magic research laboratory.}

(Side text- The heart pounding 4th chapter.)

TAMURA MITSUHISA.

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Enji: Okay okay!

I get it!

(Bag- Bird feed, Special mixture, good taste.)

(Bird on bag- They're awesome!)

Enji: Here, your food.

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Enji: Wh—What was that for?!

Kimidori: It seems that Suzu still doesn't respect you at all.

Moreover, she's a dragon. She's not going to be satisfied with what you're trying to feed her.

Enji: But this is what birds eat!!

What else am I supposed to...

Owwwww!!

Fine! Tell me what you want and I'll get it!

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Enji: ----And what are YOU eating?!

My Breakfast!!

The fridge,... Read More " "

That's BDR for you, even working on his birthday to provide you with quality (snort.) translations. I totally reserve the right to bitch about losing my youth with you guys okay?

(Sfx- Zatsu Swiff)

Semei: You...

You idiotsssss!!!

Wh—why did you come hereeeeee?!

(Side text- The Yorozuya enter the magic battle!!)

(Sfx- Dooon Thooom)

GINTAMA
Lesson 285: Not even losing to storms.
SORACHI HIDEAKI.

(Side text- The Gintama party continues in a special manga afterwords!! More information on the movie in Issue 53!! Volume 31 is now in stores!!)

Gintoki: Why else would I be here? I Sakata Gintoki is fated to marry into the Ketsuno-clan,

And when my family is in a bad situation, I'm right there, bro in... Read More " "

And with that, I'm done my blitz. Still super behind on the wiki, (http://alleycatcomics.pbworks.com/) But at least translations have been caught up, until the text monster comes a 'knockin Friday.

{That day, I waited in a certain spot.}

UNDEAD.

(Side text- His mission; to save his little brother---)

{I have to find out more about the Evil strip that took Jiro.}

{Which means having a look at the Black list.}

Tarou: They're late...

{I've managed to become Fudou's user'}

{And get selected to be the one to read the Black list.}

???: Huuh~ You're a new Fudou user aren't you?

I was thinking you'd be cooler looking..

(Sfx- Zaaa swiff)

???: You don't even look all that strong~.

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(Side text- Which means... Read More " "

And I'm caught up in one aspect in my life. Now to catch up on like 30 million other things. See you this time in 2050 guys!

(Black box- The Evil Organization protagonist Comedy!)

HAJIMETE NO AKU

(Side text- The forces of good and evil finally meet and clash!! Although, it's only in this manga...)

(Right side text- Volume Three of the manga hits stores November 18th!!)

(Sfx- Bishi fwissh!)

FUJIKI SHUN.

(Bottom black box- Chapter 41: The Kusakabe Family.)

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{On our last exciting episode, an ally of Justice believing in error that Kyouko has been brainwashed, takes her away to cure her!)

(Handwritten- As usual, this story sounds idiotic.)

Jiro: Kyouko, she's been kidnapped?!

Aki: It was that transfer... Read More " "

If only we could all Karate chop our problems like the characters in this manga....


Girl: St—Stop it!

Guy: C'mon baby, just this once huh?

It won't kill ya to play with us.

(Top- HAJIMETE NO AKU.)

Girl: I'll scream for help if you don't stop---!!

???: It seems that trash is everywhere nowadays...

Guy: Huh?

(Side text- This is a bit different from the happy go lucky norm isn't it~?!)

Guys: Hey dude, don't get in our way or else! You get it?

Big dude: We don't 'ppreciate heroes around here!

(Sfx- Doon bump)

???: Don't appreciate it you say....

I'm sorry, but lowlifes don't get to call the shots anymore.

(Sfx- Zatsu swif)

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Dude: Eh?

NGHAH!

???: I will never forgive evil!

Now sit and think your crimes... Read More " "

Wow it gets better and better with this series. :-P Too bad no one's been scanning for like 60 chapters. Oh well~


(Side text- The Teacher who pierced through Acro....)

(Sfx- Don don don Thump thump thump)

Subaru: You....

ARTIST ACRO

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ARTIST ACRO
Chapter 66: Subaru, he rejects.

(Side text- Acro's strong faith in his teachers innocence lead to this.....?)

(Bottom text- The newest volume of the manga #5 hits stores on November 18th!!)

SAKURAI ATO

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(Sfx- Batsu fwiff)

Deco: Nene-san!

(TN- Finally a name. :-P)

(Sfx- Tan tmp)

Nene: Acro!!!

(Sfx- Batsuu fwap)

Nene: Ac---

He's not...

Breathing....

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Nene: Acro....

Wake up...

C'mon...

Acro...

Acro...

Acro!!

Acro!!

No...

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Nene: You can't...!!!

You can't...

Die by... Read More " "

Sorry it's a bit late, but I've been playing Pokemon Gintama (Soul Silver to the uninformed,) and Nostalgia hits with a Falcon Punch. (Especially since now I know enough Japanese to play it without waiting for the English version next year.)


HAJIMETE NO AKU

Kyouko: Geez...

(Sfx- Chun chun tweet tweet)

Jiro: What's the matter Kyouko?

Kyouko: Oh, it's you Jiro.

Have you had a look at the Electric bill this month?

(Sfx- Pira fwap)

Jiro: Electric Bill?

(Electric billing statement. Name: Watari-sama, $547.13.)

(TN- That's really all that's relevant to the story But geez that's high.)

Jiro: What's with this American like price hike...!!

(Sfx- Gaku gaku Shiver shiver)

Kyouko: It's not a price hike I assure... Read More " "

Kewl edited, I did everything else. Be sure to include him on the credits page scantlators, as he tends to get lonely.



(Bottom text- The movie's for real this time!! Come join the party on page 170!!)

(Side text- A Weather War!!)

Shinpachi: T—that's Ketsuno Ana's...

Ex Husband....?

Gedomaru: Yes...it's their marriage that started everything.

He's the man who will stop at nothing to destroy Seimei-sama who took his wife.

And it's because of his grudge that he obstructs Christel-sama's weather readings.

As such, Seimei-sama wages weather battle with him each day.

He is Seimei-sama's bitter enemy,

And next door neighbor Shirino Douman.

GINTAMA
Lesson 284: Not even losing to Wind.
SORACHI HIDEAKI

(Bottom... Read More " "

Don't mind me, Just hoping this will piss someone off enough to do regular scanning. ^^

Uploaded on Club sunday: http://club.shogakukan.co.jp/magazine/SH_CSNDY/ahthisutoa_002/detail

Just click on the yellow link that has '65' written under it.



(Text- In his battle for the mysterious 'Black box' Acro finally encounters his teacher Vil...?!)

Vil: This is where everything began,

So...

It is a fitting place for everything to end.

Right? Acro-kun.

Acro: Vil..?

ARTIST ACRO.

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(Text from right to left: A story of dreams,

About those who want to change the world.

However will thoughts alone,

Get the job done?)

ARTIST ACRO
Chapter 65: Acro, he is XX.

SAKURAI ATO.

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(Sfx-Hyoooo *fwoooosh*)

Girl: Mister, Is what... Read More " "

Ready to go scantlators. Please be sure to credit kewl with edits, and leave ALL notes in. All of this research must not be in vain. >_>

Next up, Continuity in Gintama! Course, we all know that Sorachi didn't really plan for this to happen later.... (Or did he?)


(Right side text- A color page commemoration for Gintama's movie and the opening of a month long party!!)

(Middle text- The Stars sparkle on the silver screen!)

(Orange text- Volume 31 of the manga will hit stores on Wednesday the 4th!!)

(Blue upper text- Lesson 283: The expectations for a movie are proportionate to the height of the seating in the theater.)

GINTAMA
SORACHI HIDEAKI

(Red arrow- The manga's going to be 25 pages!!)

(TN-... Read More " "

Ya'll got lucky~ >_>. If someone's gonna grab the raw from Club sunday, they may want to do it soon. I was going to do Takkoku! But the raws for the last few chapters are gone, making that impossible. So if you're doing Undead scantlations, hop to it.



Sai: Plenty of worshipers have offered their lives,

Whether it be to Buddah, Rakshasa or to evil spirits in general,

Just for this evil spirit that stands above them all...

(Side text- The opponent is....)

(Sfx- Gogoogogoggo rmmmmmmble)

Sai: Now,

Which one of you will defeat me...?

UNDEAD

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Sai: Can either of you become the successor to Hyakumen Fudou, the god of eternity?

(TN- Hyakumen can mean 'several phases of life.' )

(Side text- That... Read More " "

Thank kewl for this translation reading as nicely as it should. Thank me for slaving over a hot set of balls to even work this thing out. >_>

Oh and I know this isn't the appropriate time (Although I'm never appropriate.) But I'm dropping Mushibugyo. Ayame for president is doing a great job with it, and I don't think there's a reason for both of us to be doing the same series. So please enjoy his (or her?) work. ^^


GINTAMA

Gintoki: A Woman's heart is like the skies in fall?

(Side text- Men don't need umbrellas!)

Gintoki: I'm pretty sure the guy who said that confused fall skies and pachinko tables.

After hearing Ketsuno Ana's weather report I was in great spirits,

But to be honest, lately... Read More " "

What do you think fellow Aku heads? Otsukata-chan, or 2.0-chan? Both have their charms, but I'd like fan input! Don't know what I'm talking about? Read the translation first.


(Upper side text- The newest volume of this manga, #3 will be hitting stores on November 18th!! Get ready for a fully loaded Summer!!)

FUJIKI SHUN.

(Center text- Kyouko's quite popular when she's all dressed up.)

(Black box- The Herorine's position in danger comedy!!)

HAJIMETE NO AKU
Chapter 38: Effects of 2.0-chan.

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(Sfx- chan chan tweet tweet)

Kyouko: Sorry! I over slept!

It was my turn to make breakfast wasn't it?

(Sfx- Baaaan)

Kyouko: Huh?

(Sfx- Peta fwip)

2.0: Good morning Kyouko-sama.

(Side text- Very unlike... Read More " "

This time a Takkoku?! Will wonders ever cease?!


Hikari: Wha, What was that?!

That uh..

Um...

Say' do ya know what her name is?

I coulda sworn Ah I knew it...

Muko: Don't be stupid. It's Miyamoto.

Hikari: Ya sure it wasn't Miyakura?

Muko: It's Miyamoto!

{Miyazaki.}

Ref: It's Marunouchi's serve!!!

Miyazaki: Lethal strike....

{Mist Passion!!!}

People: It disappeared again!!

Gaku: Ngh!!

{If that's the case...}

{I'll just have to adjust my swing so that my paddle is underneath the ball!!}

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Miyazaki: Not happening.

Gaku: It rebounded off the net this time?!

Ref: Point 0-2!! Miyazaki is leading!!

Kako: Ga..

Gacchan!!

Gaku: Damn! From my position in front of the table I can't see the angle of her swing!

And if I try to... Read More " "

Weird one is weird. But funny! Considering a certain rumor I heard on 2ch, I wonder if I should be overly excited for Gintama's future, or patiently and cautiously optimistic? Hm....


Okita: Our enemy's base is the Inn Ikezuya.

They're scheming to attack the terminal tomorrow at dawn, and as such have gathered at the Ikezuya to be close to their target.

More likely than not, they're raising their spirits by having a party and drinking.

If we're going to punch a hole in their plans, and catch them...

There's no better time than the present.

GINTAMA
SORACHI HIDEAKI

Kondo: ….

This is the decisive strike...

Lesson 281: Am I stupid in thinking of 'Sazae-san' when I hear the word 'Leviathan'?

(TN-... Read More " "

Gotta love that Jiro made 2.0's boobs small and frame fitting, than Kubo sized and obnoxious. *Nods sagely*

(Top Black box- The evil genius and his inventions comedy!!)

HAJIMETE NO AKU

(Side text- The Fans stir!!! Volumes 1 and 2 are out in stores!!)

(Other side text- I'm filled with gratitude to be of service for my creator, Jiro-sama.)

Chapter 37: MOTOR EMOTION.

FUJIKI SHUN.

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{Although she was created to give Kyouko some much needed support, Version 2.0 seems to favor Jiro...)

(Sfx- Zaaaaaaaaa Ssssshhhhh)

2.0: Ahh....

It doesn't seem that this rain will stop...

{It's a pleasure to meet you all. I am a housekeeping Robot created by Jiro-sama. My name is Kyouko 2.0.}

{I was tasked to go shopping for... Read More " "

It sucks when Sorachi is wordy. It also sucks when he uses several mangled references in one chapter. When they combine however, it's a whole new Optimus Prime level of suckatude. Seriously, if there's someone that can spot something wrong, I beg you to tell me.

(Sfx- Kon kon crack crack)

(Sfx- Paka karack)

(Sfx- Tsuruun drruup)

Kagura: It is time to eat~

(Side text- Can't help the usual!)

GINTAMA.

(Sfx- Zuruzuru zuzzuzuuu slirpslirpslirrrp)

Kagura: Mm---

Gulp

(Sfx- Zuru zuru slurrrrp)

Kagura: Nuooo~

(Sfx- Zubizubaaa slurrslorrrp)

Kagura: It is this one bowl that I live for~

(Sfx- Zurororororo sloooorp)

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Kagura: Now for another.

Gintoki: Hey Kagura-chan.

How many days has it been,

Since we've been eating... Read More " "

Boobed Kyouko in a maid outfit! That just made my YEAR.



Eiko: We're back!

Kyouko: That movie was awesome.

(Side text- The idyllic fantasy of a mad scientist leads into a new development!!)

Kyouko: But are you sure this is okay?

I know you had other things to do....

Eiko: Hahaha! That's okay. Sometimes I gotta act more like abig sister.

By helping you balance your check book or using special income properly!

(Sfx- Tote tote)

Kyouko: Ah...you've certainly had a tough life huh Onee-chan...

Eiko: Hey Jiro!! I brought snacks!

(Sfx- Gacha clack)

Kyouko: Jiro should have come too! It would have been fun!

{HAJIMETE NO AKU.}

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Other! Kyouko: Welcome home, Kyouko-sama, Eiko-sama.

(Sfx- Kyuu ree)

Eiko: Hmmm?

Kyouko:... Read More " "

Told ya I'd be back~


Enji: Hahaha...

So that there's nothing that doesn't know of my genius...

(Side text- A huge summoning begins...?!)

I will continue with my work no matter how many times it takes!

Until I can call forth,

A being of perfection!!

Come to me!!

And become my minion, Dragon!!

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(SFX- Ahahahaahah!!)

Enji: Huh?!

{A few hours earlier...}

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APPERANCE OF THE YELLOW DRAGON!
Chapter 3: Appearance of the Red Dragon!

(Side text- A self proclaimed genius begins his elegant day.)

TAMURA MITSUHISA

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Shopkeep: Heya Enji!

You've been around a lot lately.

Enji: Y—Yeah...

Shopkeep: Do ya think you can really keep all that food down?

Another shopkeep: Hey, don't you know?

Enji's got...

A DRAGON at... Read More " "

OMG he DOES translate things other than Aku and Gintama!

Lol sorry folks, wiki and work have been keeping me away from manga. But I will return~!



Guy: Ngh...

What the....

(Side text- Even tonight Edo is a noisy place!!)

(Bottom text- New serialization's chapter 2!!)

MUSHIBUGYO

Guy: Ge---

Gaahhh!!

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MUSHIBUGYO
Camp 2: The specialists.

(Side text- New serialization's second chapter!! A huge 40 pages!! The Mushibugyo's bold start!!)

(Box- Tsukishima Jinbee who had been training in secrecy was called upon by the head to serve in Edo. As a warrior he was happy to oblige and came, however he soon found that Edo was in need of bug extermination, and this task would soon become his.}

FUKUDA HIROSHI.

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???:... Read More " "

Huh...the title of this isn't really a lesson title so much as it is a song title. And considering the fact that there's already a 'Yorozuya blues' I wonder when (or if) the anime gets to this....will we get an updated version of an old classic? Here's one translator that's hoping we do. *nod*

Cats: Wh...

WHITEYYYYY!!!

(Side text- Protect your comrades, and their golden balls!!)

GINTAMA

(Sfx- Gaaaaaa roaaaar)

(Sfx- Dopaaaan twhoook)

(Sfx- Zuzazazazaaa dssssssh)

(Bottom text- Volume 31 will be hitting stores November 4th!!)

(TN- Pretty quick there O_O)

(Sfx- Yurari wibb)

Whitey: ….'Tain't happening.

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Whitey: I ain't letting you get past me.

Because the territory past this point,

Is the property of... Read More " "