Gintama 271

sorry I haven't been around this week. ^^;; I haven't forgotten about Aku, and I see that a new Takkoku is out. Expect those over the weekend at the best, and by Tuesday at the worst. ^^

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(Side text- Okita's being targeted!!! What could be at the bottom of all of this...?!)

(Sfx- Jakiii chkkk)

(Bottom text- Gintama episode 1~3 is available for free browsing on the special site 'Treason Island' which is open now!!! Check out the details on page 20!!)

GINTAMA

Kamiyama: Who are you.....

???: Better not get too noisy there pal, especially since you went through SO much trouble to keep yourself low profile from your buddies.

Isn't that right, Rokkaku survivor Kamiyama-san?

Kamiyama: Y—you are?!

Gintoki: Let's have a little chat.

I'm really interested in knowing that that bastard Okita's hiding.

(Sfx- Zatsu Swiff)

002

Gintoki: Concerning what happened back then....

During the Rokkaku incident.

(Side text- Just what is the truth?)

GINTAMA
Lesson 271: There are things that no matter how dirty they are, have to be exposed.
SORACHI HIDEAKI.

(Sfx- Jiri jiri jiri shiff shiff shiff)

Okita: I assume that all of you gents are out here on this hot day to help the little lady with her revenge plot?

How very kind of you.

And you there, I have to admit I'm surprised you have a hot line with the mob squad.

Do you think your daddy would be proud of what his kid has become?

I mean seriously, this much hatred for me is uncalled for, don'tcha think?

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Kagura: Kirie....

(Sfx- Gacha clack)

Thug: Don't make any sudden moves.

That is unless you want to add a daughter to the list of people you've inadvertently killed.

Right?

Okita Sougo the murderer?

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(Sfx- Hah hah hah)

(Sfx- Karaaan clatter)

Okita: Listen up Kamiyama....

Forget everything that happened here today.

Before we had noticed this man's relationship to the Rokkaku house....

He had already lost his life.

During the melee,

He was dragged in and killed by the rounin.

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Okita: The proof was totally destroyed, and anyone who knew anything has either died or escaped.

It was a total mess here.

Thug: But the Soukaitou had not been destroyed.

We've been revived all thanks to you...or should I say...

For the sake of destroying you and your kind,

We've come back from the depths.

Kagura: Even I have been dragged in.
Why did I come?

Okita: Serves you right, you nosy brat.

Kirie: You lied to me...

This isn't what we agreed on.

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Kirie: We were to exact revenge on that lout together!! That is what you promised!

I only helped you because you promised me that we would destroy that man together!

Thug: Oh my, seems like you've got some nasty things to say.

But you see, I think you misunderstood our promise.

See, we only needed you to get close to Okita.

But you had to be a little drama queen and try to finish him of yourself.

Do you think we'd really forgive you for trying to steal our prey?

If you had just stayed put like a good little girl, we could have gotten a splendid revenge for you, and your daddy would be able to rest in peace.

Speaking of which, you really resemble him....right down to your stupidity.

As if you could ask others to kill for you, and expect everything to go according to your plans. I guess this is the fate of a dead man's child.

Kirie: Use? Just a moment.....

What do you know of my father?

Thug: Poor little thing...should I tell you?

But I'm so afraid that you'll get hot under the collar since you tend to misunderstand what you're told...

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Thug: Your dad isn't even worth....

A second thought, much less a plot for revenge.

Kirie: Wha---

What are you saying....I do not understand....
Thug: Your dad,

Rokkaku Muneharu...

Kamiyama: You....

You're the owner of the Rokkaku house right?

Get a hold of yourself! Are you hurt?

Don't worry about the rounin, they're no longer a threat.

Can you stand up?

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Kamiyama: UWAHHHHH!!!

(Sfx- Batsu fwisssh)

Okita: Kamiyama!!!

(Sfx- Datsu dash)

Okita: Are you okay?!

???: ….And before I knew it,

The Rokkaku house owner was drowning in a pool of his own blood....

009

Kamiyama: Commander Okita didn't kill that girl's father....

I did.

Muneharu was one of the Soukaitou it seems.

The commander dove into copious amounts of painstaking research after the incident, and soon found out about the existence of a daughter.

Unfortunately finding her was impossible, as those in the underworld with cash to flaunt kept her existence a secret.

It's certain that his wife and daughter had no idea of what he wad doing.

In order to continue giving his family a loving home, he fought all alone becoming dirty and tossing aside his pride.

Even then....

He was only trying to protect his wife and daughter....his treasured family.

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Okita: Did you hear me? You cannot under any circumstances,

Talk about how he was killed with anyone.

The two of us will never utter a word of this incident again.

Kamiyama: but Commander.....

Okita: This conversation is over.

His blood has dirtied him enough as is.

So we needn't do anything else...

That will smear his image as a father any further.

Kamiyama: The commander didn't do anything wrong.

This situation is all my fault....

But he still shoulders my sins,

even though is life is on the line.

All because he wants to protect that man....

(Sfx- Hikku Ukku sobb sobb)

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Kamiyama: He'll be labeled a murderer.

And the little girl who knows nothing will hate him for the rest of her life.

All because he wants to honor the last memory of the Rokkaku house...

You have to help that fool...

Please save the commander...

I'm positive that the little girl isn't the only one out for his blood.

And her ill feelings toward the commander make her the perfect puppet for the Soukaitou!!

In that skirmish, the older brother of the current Soukaitou head Soutatsu died.

Mark my words that Soutatsu will be out to avenge his brother Tendou Koutatsu, and will stop at nothing to destroy the Shinsengumi in the process.

Gintoki: So the little kid just one name on our agenda huh?

Shinpachi: You should report this to Kondo-san immediately.....

Kamiyama: I can't do that!! If the commander finds out I told anyone, he'll kill me!!

Shinpachi: Is this really the time to worry about something like that?!

(Sfx- pirurururu vrrrrrrn)

Kamiyama: Oh It's the Commander's cellphone!!

(On Phone- Now speaking to the Sadistic idiot.)

Shinpachi: It says 'Sadistic idiot' on it. You were so touched by Okita-san earlier, but in reality you hate him don't you? Enough to write 'Sadistic idiot' rather than his name huh?

Kamiyama: It looks like something happened!!

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Kagura: I wish they would kill you. I am impatient. I do not want to wait. What is happening?

Okita: Hell if I know. Maybe they're planning on some kind of divine punishment?

What about little missy?

Kagura: Asleep. She needs her beauty rest. It is almost night.

(Sfx- Pusu pusu throb throb)

Okita: You just knocked her out didn't you? How can that possibly be considered sleep?

Soutatsu: Your father is....

(Sfx- Gan Thwok)

Okita: Do you normally headbutt people into submission when you don't want them to hear something?

Kagura: No. But I know it. You want to hide something about her father.

Okita: You believed everything she said earlier....

Wow, could this be a rare change of heart?

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Kagura: The heart of a woman changes more often than Kimura Kaera's hairdo.

And it is just as difficult to hold as well.

Okita: So a woman's heart and Kimura would have some issues if no one will tends to them.

Kagura: It is so.

Okita: More like, don't bring up Kaera so randomly.

In any cause, it doesn't matter if she's Kaere or not.

We just need to figure out a way to get out of this situation.

But we're crazy surrounded....makes me want to cry.

Kagura: You are pathetic.

Okita: Sadistic s are a little weak unless they're attacked first.

Kagura: What kind of way is that to live? You only wait for someone to attack you. Then you attack. It is sad really.

Okita: People kill other people to live.

That kid thinks that she'll be happy once I die,

But happiness doesn't come from corpses.

Kagura: In the end however, you still are pathetic. You should have faced her since the beginning, considering how dad was....

Okita: I don't expect brats to get it.

You're going to have to get your hands dirty,

Eventually going in depth of what it is they hate. In all honestly though, people like this are all over this planet.

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Okita: However, there are times where it's better to be a little dirty....

Than clean, but with nothing to protect.

Well, again, I don't think brats could follow what my theories are.

Oh yeah...

I really gotta ask you something...

Would it bother you....

If I took a dump here?

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Okita: This is bad, like really bad...I can feel it....!!

(Sfx- Jita jita tap tap tap)

Kagura: A moment!! Are you really serious!?! Is this what you meant about being clean and or dirty?!?!

Okita: Crap! Crap! I can't stop ittt!!! It wants out!!!

Hey, let me borrow your empty head and use it as a cuuuuup!!

(Sfx- Donaaaa (graaaaaji!)

Kagura: What are you saying? That is not possible!!

Okita: Someone save meeeee!!!

Hey you there!!! This girl here has to use the bathroom, so could you let her go pleaaaase?!

Thug 2: You might run. So stay put.

Kagura: Why here? You should know that there is no way that they will allow a bathroom break.

You are a sadist! You always are sadistic with Gin-chan! Have you forgotten that?

Okita: But it's huge! Huuuuge!! I can't stop it!!!

(Sfx- Giyaaaaaaaah)

Okita: Sister, this looks like the big one...I'm coming up there to see you....I don't think I'll make it...what river are you on?

Kagura: He is seeing illusions now?! Someone let him use the bathroom! You hold on I say!!

Soutatsu: ….Yeah it's a little...dirty. I wouldn't recommend using ours. We do have a bedpan if you need it?

Okita: A bed pan?! Are you crazy?! In fact, why do you have that?!

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Okita: Forget it.

It's too late as is I think?

...It's out.

No wait it isn't.

???: Look at his face!! It's like he's lost all of the will to live in a matter of thirty seconds!!

Okita: NOW it's coming out. Sorry for the mess folks.

Kagura: You will not! I am sitting beside you!! I will not allow it!

Soutatsu: Eww! How dirty!!

(Sfx- Gyaaaaah)

Soutatsu: Someone clean it up immediately!!

Kagura: Bleh...

017

Kagura: I do not...

Feel so good. I will throw up.

Thug: FROM CRAP TO BARF?! THAT'S JUST NOT FAIR DAMMIT!! SHE'S ALREADY GOT HER MOUTH HALF OPEN!!

Soutatsu: Hold on!! I can't have you throwing up on my floor!! Someone get her a motion sickness bag!!

(Sfx- Goblaassshhh Blooooorsssshhh)

(Sfx- Geboshiiii blooooosh)

Thugs: WHAT THE HELL DID SHE EAT?! THIS ISN'T A WATER GUN, BUT A DAMN HYDRO PUMP!!

(Sfx- Gyahhhhh!!!)

Thugs: GAHHH!!! EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!! SOMEONE STOP HER PLEASE!!

Soutatsu: It's so dirty that I think I'm gonna huUURUUUULLLLLG

(Sfx- Karakara clatter clatter)

Thug: SOUTATSU-SAMA BARFED!!

(Sfx- Kan kan twap twap)

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Kagura: Is there really something worth protecting...even when you have to get dirty to protect it?

Okita: Of course. Fool. As if my anal spinxter would fall that easily. It has the strength of Kondo-san behind it!

(Handwritten- Besides if you sniff, you can tell no one has taken a dump.)

(Sfx- Dooooon Thoooom)

???: Runaway!!!

(Sfx- Datsh Dash)

Soutatsu: Follow them!!

I'll never let those two get awaaORRRRRGH!!

They couldn't have gotten foroooooorgh!!!

(Sfx- Zuruu zururuu wiiind wiiiind)

???: Dammit, get back here!!

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Kamiyama: What will we do?! What CAN we do?!

I can't possibly go to the commander's side right now and hope to win....

And they'll erase the girl, since everyone connected to the Rokkaku incident is purged.

Gintoki: Is that so? Well let's go Shinpachi.

Shinpachi: Okay!!

Kamiyama: Waiiiit!!

Didn't the two of you hear me?! Are you going there to pay your last respects as friends?

Gintoki: Don't worry about it.

And don't call us friends.

Kamiyama: You're not his friends....

Then why are you going to help him?

Gintoki: Us Samurai....

Have to stick up for each other.

(Side text- It begins!!!)

GINTAMA LESSON 271.............END.