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Translations: Bleach 601 by BadKarma , Gintama 515 (2)

Gintama 188

Gintama Lesson 188

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+ posted by Bomber D Rufi as translation on Nov 5, 2007 04:59 | Go to Gintama

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Hey! Its BDR with another Gintama! Maybe he might do it each week now! Maybe! Just don't depend on him kids! Oh? Whats that? BDR Has decided to do Tista too! Lets keep a close watch for his work ok!


Side text: Shinsen-Gumi's Bathrooom part!

The Shinsen-gumi is turning now!

Hijikata: All right then..

Today's duties will be cleaning up around here.

The third unit will be in charge of the doujo

The second unit will be in charge of the kitchen

The fifth unit will be in charge of the patrol car

And the first unit...the bathroom.

002

Sign: Bathroom.

??: Gah.!

This bathroom is freaking dirty! I've never seen it this bad!

???: Geez to think that our duty for this once would be to vlean up this dirty ass place...

Its such a heavy feeling

???" Dammit i can't take it!

Gahhh!

???: Well if we show our abilties here, perhaps we'll get something else to do?

?: NO WAY!

???: How else other than cleaning are we supposed to be able to wash out our hearts?

???: Do you think we have the time to discuss such a thing?

To be able to ensure public safety is our jobs first off, and if we can't even clean off the grafitei from our own jobs how can we possibly do it outside?

Leaving your own place dirty is a crime above all other crimes.

Do you guys understand? Ridding yourself of dirt in your free time and becoming clean with all of your soul is important.

Its important for your health, and your space that you do this kind of cleaning often.

003

???:To be able to keep this place clean and running... 

Is the splendid work of the Shinsen-gumi.

???: Seizou-san...

This unit's new entry, a man who puts cleanliness before antyhing else.. Kumanaku Seizou!

He's known for his love of the beautiful!

Seizou: Ok then everyone, you musn't look down on what your jobs are, just because they aren't what you thought they'd be.

Each man is responsible for cleaning his own weapon of choice. This is his sworn duty.

???: Got it! One Two! One Two!

Seizou: How does it feel? To be able to work hard with your heart and weapon? Doesn't it give a much better feeling when they are clean?

Thats right, I Seizou will teach you how to clean up your heart and soul.

Okita: You're right about that!

My heart is being cleansed!

004

Okita: One, Two, One, Two

Uh-huh...Cleaning sure is fun Seizou-san!

Seizou: Um...Commanding Officer...Where are you celeaning?

Okita: Oh don't mind me, just cleaning this booger here.

Seizou: That's a mole.

Okita: Um...i have it right here though.

Seizou: WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?

Okita: It's just a mole, and an awful one at that.

Seizou: WHAT ARE YOU FLUSHING THERE?!?!

MY MOLEEEEE!!!

???: All right!~ We're out of here!!

005

Seizou: Ah! Wait right there! Wait a second please!

The cleaning hasn't been finished yet!!

Wait!

Okita: Aah...They ran off.

Geez, those useless guys.

What should we do? Should we go too?

Seizou: Commanding offcer...

I think you should have a look around you at the state of affairs in the men's bathroom.

No one works hard to maintain it's beauty.

No one seems to care that it has lost its beauty at all.

They pee and miss the mark while using the stall,

And then don't even wash their hands when done.

Then they walk around the place touching each other with those unwashed hands and making a big rucus。

Unknown to them that germs are spreading person to person, that they are hurting each other this way.

006

Seizou: It won't be long until this place is nothing but a germ hotel!

This is the bathroom where these things are born.

The Shinsen-gumi should really use more soul to take care of a place like this!

Reformations are in order.

For this bathroom especially.

This bathroom is the warplace now for the Shinsen-gumi! Things must change or we will fall!

Thats right! It's a BATHROOM REVOLUTION!

Middle text: And so it begins!! MY REVOLUTION!

Lesson 188: You make it a point to clean up the urinals & You make it a point to clean up the heart.

By: Sorachi Hideaki

Top Text: The serilization has begun! 3 Year Z class Ginpachi-Sensei is now in the pages of Jump SQ! Which is out now!!

007

Hijikata: What?

You want a new mission for the Bathroom?

Okita: Thats right, the new guy Kumaku Seizou proposed it.

At least to have a hand washing sensor or something like that on the bathroom to alert those who didn't do it.

Hijikata: We really don't have the time or money to waste on such usless ventures.

I mean we are too busy protecting the city and being its guard to have free time to do things such as clean the bathroom.

Seizou: Pardon me Vice-Captian.

But i must ask...do YOU wash your hands after you use the bathroom?

Hijikata: Huh? Wash my hands?

Seizou: Well then, why wouldn't you do that? Don't you think its important to be able to clean at least your hands and keep them in good health?

Hijikata: It's not a big deal to me or anything like that, to wash my hands so i don't.

Seizou: Pardon me, but i'm begining to see why this place is so dirty right now, especially with the lackluster attitude towards cleaning.

What are you busy with that you can't manage to clean up? That staying dirty is the only alternative?

008

Hijikata: Well um...its...uh..what?

Seizou: EXACTLY!

A man's most important area down there is also the one which needs most cleaning because its also the dirtiest!

And yet you go around not even washing your hands but touching it all the more!

What are you so busy with that you ignore this?!? Do you think you can go and restart life tomorrow or something? You should be using your soul to clean off your weapon!

HOWEVER! This Shinsen-gumi pretends to be busy helping the city to care for themselves! But the truth is that soon you will be the ones in trouble and it will be because you realized what should be done too late!

THATS GOOD! Just go ahead and use the bathroom as usual! But remember to clean those hands afterwords!

If the vice captain does it then the time where everyone else will do it will come soon!

Hijikata: Um...can you stop making me out to be some kind of model?

Seizou: THATS RIGHT! Go on wash those hands! Vice Captian, i have nothing but praise for you!

Let that water flow right on through!!

Of course! See it doesn't take but a few seconds to insure beauty and cleanliness!

009

Seizou: BUT!

Will you remember to do that each time please?! It is for the best!

Now that you've washed your hands, don't you feel differen from that dirty Vice captain of before?!

Hijikata: Hey, watch your damn mouth.

Seizou: THATS RIGHT!! Allow the water to run through Vice captian! I have nothing but praise for you!

Put both hands on the faucet head, and then wash them!

And then once both hands are clean Now! You will feel the beauty that your hands can hold!

Wash your hands once again! Feel the cleanliness rushing out of the faucet head once again!!

Vice Captian!!!!!!

Your ultimate foe.....

Has been defeated by you just now!!!

Hijikata: Wait a damn minute!! Why i am i the only one getting the runi through about this?!?

You all use the damn faucet don't you?! Shouldn't you all have to wash your hands?!! Didn't i just touch all of you bastard's germs?!

Okita: Too bad Hijikata-san. I don't use the faucet in that bathroom at all, so the germs are all yours.

Hijikata: In a minute the germs won't be the ONLY thing that get taken out!!!

010

Seizou: Vice captain, Do you understand now? Why the whole Shinsen-gumi need to change their cleaning habits? Its the germs!

Theres a huge risk in even using the faucet as long as you keep things this way. At least with a wash hands sensor, we can tell who is causing the problem and solve it right?

Hijikata: You just think too much.

Germs are a part of our lives. There's not much we can do about it.

How damn pointless...

Yamazaki: Vice captain!!!

I just made some Toasted Potatos over there!

Vice captain, would you like to eat them with me?

011

Hijikata: GAHHHHHHH!!!!

Yamazaki: Owie!!

Hijikata: What the hell?!?

Seizou: Vice Captian, those were the germs you just saw.

Hijikata: The germs?! Are you serious?!

Then you're saying...no! They're every where!

This...This is?!

Kondo: Hey Toshi..What's up?

Hurry up and eat these with me!

Oh hey Sogo, Seizou-San, would you like to have some too?

012

Hijikata: HEEEEY!!!

Kondo-San.....Kondo-san...is...completly being eaten by the germs!!

Seizou: This certainly is a mess isn't it? Everyone here is claming that they're too busy to keep clean, and now the germs have laide egs and evolved into something more dangerous.

Even Kondo-san has been completly taken over by them.

Hijikata: Shit. How do we change things back to normal?

Seizou: Theres no other way than to stage the Bathroom Revolution.

We'll put the Sensor here to alert those who have not washed their hands.

The problem here now is the mound...

Have a look at the floor...

It was hard enough to clean it without that mound there, but now with the sensor in there, it just overflows the commode, and spills most of the contents on the floor.

013

Hijikata: Looks pretty bad.

Seizou: It seems that this Shon is being affected by the sensor.

Unfortunatly the men are just taking this as an even further joke and are just going to go ahead and let the pee fly even if it means that it will end up on the floor.

I guess if anything we need to start by showing that this is just not acceptable. Maybe some kind of caution?

But, just what would raise that kind of awareness in the men?

Okita: Just leave that to me, i have a way of making sure things stay cleaned up.

Hijikata: !! Thats right, you were here originally when the were trying to clean up this room weren't you?

Well i guess i can tell what i thought of to make sure the men don't just pee anywhere.

If it were up to me, if the men failed to clean the tolets after a while, then we'd make it so that a special cannon would shoot up and make sure that it would hit them while they were peeing.

A few times of experienceing that would make them eventually get the hint and start cleaning the toliets.

Okita: Hijikata-san, i would look foward very much then to the time you'd miss and end up being detroyed by your own tool.

This i would look forward to every day.

Hijikata: Eh...i guess that wouldn't work out, seeing that i can't guarantee my aim either..

Okita: Whatever, i thought of an interesting idea myself actually.

All right, lets see what will happen if we put this here.

Hijikata: Huh? What is that Sougo?

014

Seizou: THATS MY MOLE ISN'T IT?!

Okita: Oh man, my bad. I thought that it had flowed way freely, but in the end i guess i ended up holding on to it untill right now....i think it'll be useful though.

Seizou: How?! How could it possibly be useful?!? Won't they aim their stream for it then?!?

Okita: Of course...but it won't end up on the floor right?

Seizou: DON'T FLUSH IT DAMMIT! Hey its going down with today's lunch! What the hell are you thinking?!

Hijikata: Hey, it doesn't really matter what we put there does it?

I mean as long as things stay clean anything will do.

Okita: How about this then?

Hijikata: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!

Okita: I'm keeping the Shinsen-gumi clean.

Hijikata: I'll clean your body of its stomoachi if you keep doing stupid crap like this!!

Seizou: Wait! Someone is coming in! We have to get ready!

Okita: I wonder how this will turn out?

Hijikata: Of course it'll never work out, don't kid around with me.

Seizou: Ah, they're leaving.

015

Okita: Ah, it was perfect.

Hey look.

They took a dump.

Hijikata: WHAT DO THEY THINK THEY'RE DOING?!

Seizou?: Looks like they weren't able to completly ignore the photo or perhaps they weren't convinced this was the genuine article or even..they really really hate you.

Because of that they ripped out the photo's face and did their buisness.

Hijikata: WHO HATES ME ENOUGH TO NOT PEE BUT TAKE A DUMP ON MY FACE?!?

Okita: It's not pretty, after all someone took a dump in the Stall...

Seizou: This will be a hard job to clean up, but who knew that we'd get the exact opposite of what we were aiming for this way?

Okita: I guess this time rather than planning for just a person peeing..

We should perhaps get a method prepared for someone who is going to do something other than that.

Maybe a situation that will make them have no choice but to pee in this spot.

Hijikata: What kind of situation?

Seizou: They're coming!

016

???: Gah..i gotta go...

Okita: Man you're pretty good aren't cha?

Seizou: You too....!

I never thought i'd see someone who could even see past the heavens, not even in a millon years.

Okita: Not even in this vast sky.

I never thought that you had balls like that.

Hijikata: WHO COULD PEE LIKE THIS?!?

017

Okita: We thought if we did some male bonding, that they'd feel more confortable.

Hijikata: OF COURSE NOT!! THIS IS JUST ANNOYING!

MOREOVER, WHO COMES TO THE BATHROM TO TALK ABOUT ABOUT THIS KIND OF STUFF NORMALLY?! DO YOU THINK THIS IS NORMAL AT ALL?!

Okita: Fine, how about this?

With this they can use the holes and fill it up with a bag or something liek that.

Hijikata: What kind of play?!?

You think that those guys will want to use something like this? What kind of setting are you trying to put up in this bathroom anwyay?

Okita: Don't worry about it, i'll do some creative thinking and put woman's faces here.

Hijikata: HEEEEEEEEY! AREN'T WE TURNING THIS THING ITO SOMETHING COMPLETLY DIFFERENT?!

ISN'T THIS SUPPOSED TO BE NATURAL?! THIS ISN"T AT ALL! KUMANAKU! YOU SAU SOMETHING ABOUT...

Seizou: Hey lets see if we can't make that hole just a little bit bigger for me.

Hijikata: WHAT THE HELL?! YOU WANT A BIGGER HOLE? FOR WHAT?! YOU DON'T LOOK IT AT ALL!

Seizou: Whoa! Someone's coming! We have to hide!

Hijikata: It sure its quiet.

Okita: What's going on?

Hijikata: Is anyone even out there?

Seizou: Hey lets have a little peek.

019

Kondo: I think i might have..pierced right through...

Side text: The revolution...fails.

Gintama Lesson 188 - END.

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#1. by hatsuharupeace (MH Senpai)
Posted on Nov 5, 2007
thanks!!!!
#2. by niphredil (Translator)
Posted on Nov 5, 2007
...wow, that's a lot of win XD; thanks!!

and I shouldn't be looking too closely into this chapter for the sake of my sanity, especially the last page but.... Kondou's last line. Is it that he got stuck and can't uh.. remove himself?
#3. by Bomber D Rufi (Translator)
Posted on Nov 6, 2007
Quote by niphredil;600379:
...wow, that's a lot of win XD; thanks!!

and I shouldn't be looking too closely into this chapter for the sake of my sanity, especially the last page but.... Kondou's last line. Is it that he got stuck and can't uh.. remove himself?


Um..i guess we could interpet it that way...though the wording itself isn't too clear...but it would make sense with his expression and what not...lol...
#4. by Silver_Sea (Translator)
Posted on Nov 6, 2007
Quote:
and I shouldn't be looking too closely into this chapter for the sake of my sanity, especially the last page but.... Kondou's last line. Is it that he got stuck and can't uh.. remove himself?

Yeah...I couldn't figure out why Kondo would be crying... but I guess there could only be one reason for his pain....XD;;;

This chapter is literally "toilet humor" at its best/worst :P ...but it was awesome.

Bombaa-chan, may I use your script for scanlation? Thanks for translating!!
#5. by Bomber D Rufi (Translator)
Posted on Nov 6, 2007
Quote by Silver_Sea;601192:
Yeah...I couldn't figure out why Kondo would be crying... but I guess there could only be one reason for his pain....XD;;;

This chapter is literally "toilet humor" at its best/worst :P ...but it was awesome.

Bombaa-chan, may I use your script for scanlation? Thanks for translating!!


I don't see why not ^^ It would be awesome if we could get Gintama scanned every week like OP Bleach and Naruto, which is why i'm gonna try to translate each week from here on in. :)
#6. by niphredil (Translator)
Posted on Nov 6, 2007
:D haha yes indeed. Oh Kondou..

also, seconding the thought for Gintama scanlations. My Japanese really isn't good enough to crawl through the madness that is Gintama slang and yelling and toilet humour so I'm always so glad when people put in the time to trans and scan it XD;
#7. by Silver_Sea (Translator)
Posted on Nov 6, 2007
Quote:
I don't see why not ^^ It would be awesome if we could get Gintama scanned every week like OP Bleach and Naruto, which is why i'm gonna try to translate each week from here on in. Wow! Thanks. ^_^. Well, normally I wouldn't do this because of a lack of resources but this opportunity is just too good to pass up, what with the sick humor and Bomber's super-fast translation. But no guarantees yet, it depends if the typesetter is willing to do the job. :P ( fingers crossed )

Quote:
also, seconding the thought for Gintama scanlations. My Japanese really isn't good enough to crawl through the madness that is Gintama slang and yelling and toilet humour so I'm always so glad when people put in the time to trans and scan it XD; Yeah I agree...I'd be lost as well without the Translator's notes from the Chinese translators. But in this case, Bomber has released his trans faster than jojohot's scans. :o Gin scanlations are getting a boost because Max 7 is back and they are releasing up to Vol 10 in the next few months. So that might mean...around Christmas next year we will see the Gin scan gap closed?!?! ( Fingers crossed again...:D )
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