Hajimete No Aku 36

Boobed Kyouko in a maid outfit! That just made my YEAR.



Eiko: We're back!

Kyouko: That movie was awesome.

(Side text- The idyllic fantasy of a mad scientist leads into a new development!!)

Kyouko: But are you sure this is okay?

I know you had other things to do....

Eiko: Hahaha! That's okay. Sometimes I gotta act more like abig sister.

By helping you balance your check book or using special income properly!

(Sfx- Tote tote)

Kyouko: Ah...you've certainly had a tough life huh Onee-chan...

Eiko: Hey Jiro!! I brought snacks!

(Sfx- Gacha clack)

Kyouko: Jiro should have come too! It would have been fun!

{HAJIMETE NO AKU.}

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Other! Kyouko: Welcome home, Kyouko-sama, Eiko-sama.

(Sfx- Kyuu ree)

Eiko: Hmmm?

Kyouko: Uh....Uh...?

It's me?

(Sfx- Pon pat)

Eiko: You phony!! Show us your true form!!

Kyouko: Why me?!

(Sfx- Shakiiiiin claaang)



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{Middle text- Rations gathering is important for an evil organization too....)

(Side text- Volume two is out. Out out ooout~)

(Black box- The evil villain assimilation with society comedy!)

HAJIMETE NO AKU.

Chapter 35: I am Model 2.0.
FUJIKI SHUN.

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Jiro: Hahaha! Surprised are we?

This is my new invention, a housekeeping robot!

Kyouko: I KNEW you were behind this....

Eiko: Wait...she's the real one?

Jiro: You remember that Kyouko caught a cold recently right?

It was quickly apparent that without her, we are in dire straights.

So in order give Kyouko back up, I created her!

(Sfx- Baaaan)

Kyouko: Don't say 'create'!!

2.0: Greetings, I am Kyouko Version 2.0. Please call me 2.0.

(Sfx- Baaaaa fawaaash)

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Kyouko: Why does she have to look like me?

Eiko: Though, when you look closer there's something off....

(Sfx- Hah Gasp!)

Eiko: WHOOOOOAAAA?!

(Sfx- Muninnn squeeeze)

Eiko: She's a replica, until you get to these two!!

(Sfx- Momi momi rub rub.)

Jiro: But of course. I need a way to differentiate between the two of them.

It only makes sense, as we'll be relying on her to be a big---

(Sfx- Zuoooo roaaar)

Kyouko: DON'T SAY BIG!!!!

(Sfx- Byabaaaa fwissssh)

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(Sfx- Zupaaa dofff)

2.0: Are you okay, Jiro-sama?

Jiro: Y—Yes.

Kyouko: Hey you! Get out of my way!!

2.0: Jiro-sama is my master, so I cannot.

I will not allow any harm to come to him.

(Sfx- Kachiiin clanng)

Kyouko: Ngh....

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Kyouko: What's up with this robot?! Although she's stolen my face...

For some reason, her character stands out more!!

(Sfx- Gogogogogogo rmmmmmble)

(Sfx- Pari pari pari pari munchmunchmunch)

Jiro: Hold on there 2.0. You're here to help Kyouko.

So there will be no more fighting.

2.0.: I understand. Please forgive me Jiro-sama.


Jiro: Okay.

Kyouko: Don't let 'Jiro-sama' ooze out of my mouth dammit!!

Jiro!! Is this what you're into?! You're sickening!!

Jiro: N—No! I only was thinking of how to help you out!! So I thought another one of you would be perfect!!

Eiko: Now now, Wouldn't it be good to give her a shot at least?

(Sfx- Pari pori pari munch munch munch)

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2.0: Jiro-Sama!

(TN- Thank you Fujiki. Kyouko with boobs and a maid's outfit. I don't know how you knew what I wanted for my birthday, but I thank you nonetheless. Now how about those Yuki pics I've been thinking about...?)

2.0: I ironed your cape!

(Handwritten- Eiko's handpicked clothing.)

Jiro: Oh, thanks a lot.

2.0: Jiro-sama, please have something to drink.

Jiro-sama, would you taste this and let me know if you like it?

Jiro: Mm, Not bad.

2.0: Jiro-sama~

Jiro: Ah!

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Jiro: Aren't you just a good little girl 2.0?

I'm liking you more and more!

(Sfx- Washi washi pat pat)

(Sfx- Bikuuuu poit!)

(Handwritten- Who are you?!)

(Sfx- Gogogogogogo rmmmble)

Kyouko: Um, how about the rest of us Jiro?

This is pissing me off! I can't stand to see me acting this way!!

(Handwritten- More like, take off that stupid maid outfit!!)

2.0: But, Jiro-sama is my master.

(Handwritten- Oh my...)

Eiko: Now now...

You have to admit, she's pretty handy.

And she's done all of your chores without a problem right?

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Eiko: Kyouko-chan, you've had much more free time lately, haven't you?

(Handwritten- Yep yep.)

Kyouko: Hm?

I hate to admit it, but I have been less busy lately...

But...

Now that he has her, will he still try to modify me?

I'd like to know that more than anything...

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Kyouko: What are you doing?

2.0.: Recharging.

I need to do this just like everyone needs food and sleep.

I'll go into sleep mode, and become unable to move.

I'm sorry, but can you take care of things for 3 hours?

Kyouko: 'Kay.


(Sfx- Kyuuuuun veeeeen)

Kyouko: She's so formal...

So this is the type of thing Jiro likes.....

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Jiro: Hm, perhaps I have monopolized 2.0 to myself...

It's no wonder Kyouko has an unfavorable reaction to her....

(Sfx- Koto tup)

2.0: Here Jiro-sama.

Jiro: Oh, thank you two.

Kyouko: Good, he doesn't know that it's me....

(Handwritten- Recharging~)

Kyouko: Is this really Jiro's room....?

(Handwritten- What's with that pipe?)

Kyouko: What is this place?

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Kyouko: Um...what are you researching Jiro-sama?

Jiro: I am making modifications to your AI.

However, I'm finding it hard to recreate what father did....

There's still one piece of the puzzle that I can't grasp.

(Sfx- Washi washi tap tap)

Kyouko: So then T—I mean my character wasn't created by you, Jiro-sama?

Jiro: I'm afraid that my skill in AI programming is mediocre at best..

(Sfx- Kata kata kata clack clack clack)

{Hmm, so this personality isn't Jiro's thing after all...}


Kyouko: J—Jiro-sama,

Will you still try to modify Kyouko-sama?

Jiro: Hm?

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Kyouko: What I mean is, since you made her...I mean me, a robot in her likeness,

There really isn't anything that the original can offer you any more is there?

Perhaps you should just do as Kyouko-sama says for now on......

Jiro: I'll admit there are times where her attitude can be rather tiresome!

However,

Kyouko is still someone who is very special to me.

My interest in her won't end once she is modified.

How do I put this....

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Jiro: She's special enough to me that I wouldn't mind spending a lifetime with her.

But, please don't repeat what I said to her okay?

It's a little bit embarrassing.

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Jiro: What is the matter? Your face is becoming red 2.0.

Kyouko: N—Nothing!!

{What's this fool talking about a 'lifetime' for? He's got to be kidding...!!}

Jiro: Are you overheating? Let me have a look.

(Sfx- Kururi spin)

Kyouko: Smash!!

Jiro: NGAH?!


(Sfx- Gotsu smock)

(Sfx- Baaan slam)

(Sfx- Piku piku throb throb)

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Kyouko: Dammit Jiro----

You're hopless!!

Jiro: Ngh...2.0....

(Sfx- Yoro yoro wobble wobble)

Jiro: Why would you hit me out of the blue....?

Is something broken within her?

I wonder if Kyouko has found out.....

Kyouko! Be careful! 2.0 has gone crazy....

(Sfx- Baaan slamm)

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Kyouko: There we go! This'll change your impression a lot dontcha think?

2.0: Ah..

(Sfx- paaaa)

2.0: Good morning Jiro-sama.

Kyouko: Good morning Jiro-kun!

Hm?

(Sfx- Niko niko grin grin)

Jiro: Why are you so nice?

I...don't understand women....

Eiko: Those words!! Our little Jiro is growing up?!


(Side text- You're tough to follow Kyouko!! Next week, 2.0 undergoes an evolution....!?)

TO BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 46. Out on October 14th. (Wednesday.)