Hajimete No Aku 41

And I'm caught up in one aspect in my life. Now to catch up on like 30 million other things. See you this time in 2050 guys!

(Black box- The Evil Organization protagonist Comedy!)

HAJIMETE NO AKU

(Side text- The forces of good and evil finally meet and clash!! Although, it's only in this manga...)

(Right side text- Volume Three of the manga hits stores November 18th!!)

(Sfx- Bishi fwissh!)

FUJIKI SHUN.

(Bottom black box- Chapter 41: The Kusakabe Family.)

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{On our last exciting episode, an ally of Justice believing in error that Kyouko has been brainwashed, takes her away to cure her!)

(Handwritten- As usual, this story sounds idiotic.)

Jiro: Kyouko, she's been kidnapped?!

Aki: It was that transfer student!

Yuki: I think he totally knocked us out and like, ran away!

(Side text- Suddenly the situation's become a sticky one!)

Midoritani: Why would he do that?!

Yuki: Cause he's a perv?

Akagi: BLASPHEMY!!

Jiro: Kyouko...!

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Kyouko: Lemmie go!!

I keep telling you, that I am NOT brainwashed!!

Gen: My word you're noisy.

Keep quiet or you'll bite your tounge.

Kyouko: NGHHH!!


Drat it, I can't reach his thick skull,

With a normal conversation----

Gen: I'm back you guys.

Kyouko: Huh?

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(Sfx- Pakaatsu craaack!)

Girl: Oh, hey brother. Welcome back.

Boy: Did you find a bad guy?!

Kyouko: Huh?

(Computer- Possibility of Brainwashing, 0%.)

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Boy: We are SO sorry.

Girl: It appears that you haven't been brainwashed.

Stupid brother.

Gen: So—Sorry.

Kyouko: Nah, You wouldn't believe how much I understand stupidity.

But it's really just you guys?

I mean, from the way Jiro explains it, I guess I was expecting more...

(Handwritten- Your places both seem kind of run down...)

Girl: We're actually with the allies of justice....

Well, to be honest we're more like interns.

Kyouko: Of justice?!

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Girl: We of the Kusakabe-clan have been on the side of justice for several generations....


{Shizuka}

{Kenta}

{Gen}

Shizuka: But as the warriors of evil have disappeared, our own place has become comprimised.

{Makoto.}

Shizuka: Because of that, we've been driven to poverty!

Kyouko: You and the evil organization have a lot in common...

Shikuza: But then we heard a rumor,

That there is an evil Villian at Mitsubaouka high.

Shizuka: This could be our glorious return as warriors of justice!

So we fight for breakfa---I mean world peace!

(Sfx- Waaa yaaah!)

(Handwritten- Yes...)

Kyouko: And that's why your stupid brother came to our school huh?

(Handwritten- You guys can't be serious...)

Shizuka: By the way, my brother is 19 years old...so he's older than you.

Kyouko: He did seem a little bit...out of place.

(Sfx- Girari twinkle)

(Handwritten- He's totally out of place there...)

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Kyouko: I feel a bit bad for you guys...I mean this is pretty sad.

But I really should go back before he shows up...

???: KYOUKOOOOO!!

(Sfx- Bikuu poit)


Kyouko: T—That' voice!! Jiro?!

Jiro: The tracking device code I put in is working!

I put a tracking signaler in your glasses, and it appears that it's working!

Aki: It seems sort of wrong to put a tracker in her glasses....

Yuki: You're awesome Jiro-kun!

Jiro: You seem to be okay! That's excellent!

Just stay put, and I'll come and save you!

Kyouko: Hmm, while you'll definitely get a proper ass kicking for putting a tracker in my glasses,

For now I'll reward you with thanks.

I'm okay though, these guys aren't dangerous or anything---

(Sfx- Hyurururururu spnnnnnnn)

Shizuka: Spin?

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???: GYAHHHHH!!!

(Sfx- Chadododododo DOOODODODODOM)

Kyouko: Wha—What is this?!?

What are you doing, idiot?!

(Sfx- Biri wobble)

(Sfx- Biri wobble)

Jiro: Kidnapping my underling takes guts...!

But underestimating my evil is a huge mistake...!

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Jiro: Teach him some manners 2.0.!!

2.0: I don't quite understand, but roger!


(Sfx- Dododododon thoomthoomthoom)

2.0: The target Kyouko-sama is in a five meter radius from our current location!

(Handwritten- Otsumekata Cannon-)

Midoritani: Hey...But will Watari-san be okay?!

Jiro: She should be! She's incredibly sturdy!

(Sfx- Dododododo thoomthoomthooom)

Kyouko: I'm falling apaaaart!!

(Sfx- Dokadoka Boom doom)

Gen: This treachery!!

He's definitely evil!!

Gen: Hup!!

(Sfx- Taan fwooosh)

Shizuka: Brother!?

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Gen: JUSTICE CHOP!!

(Sfx- Doooon THOOM)

Jiro: 2.0!!

(Sfx- Ooooooooooo fwoooooosh)

(Sfx- Piku piku wriggle wriggle)

Akagi: He jumped from that distance?!

Yuki: And knocked 2.0-chan out with one hit!

Jiro: This physical prowess.....!

You're no mere civilian are you?!

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Gen: The name is Kusakabe Gen!!

And I'm a Warrior of Justice!!

(Sfx- Bishiii fwissh)

Yuki: Justice?!

Gen: You'll pay for your sneak attack you mongrel!

Eat this!!

(Sfx- Botsuuu fwooosh)

Gen: FLAMING JUSTICE PUNCH!!

(TN- Other than 'Falcon Punch', this is the greatest attack name for anything ever.)

(Sfx- Sgoooooooo DOOOOF)

Jiro: NGAHHH!!!

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Midoritani: Jiro-kun?!

Akagi: Akuno!

(Sfx- Zuzazazazaaa didissssssh)

Gen: Allow me to explain! My high speed punch gathers power in the air, and upon impact with the enemy flames....

Jiro: Gahhh!

(Sfx- Zabaaa slisssh)

Gen: As expected of a Super villian! I knew I couldn't defeat you in one hit!

(Sfx- Waku waku Shiver shiver)

Jiro: Do you think I'd fall to the likes of you?!

(Sfx- Zeh zeh)

Jiro: On top of that, you talk about Justice, when you're no more than a kidnapper!!

Aki: That's right!

(Sfx- Waaa)

Yuki: You can't be a pervert!

Kimura?: Yeah right!!

Gen: Kidnapping?! Being a Pervert?!

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Gen: No! I thought she had been brainwashed!!

Yuki: Justice is mean~!

Akagi: Pervert!

Whether you thought your reasons were honest or not,

The truth of the matter is that you kidnapped a woman....something only a coward would do.

And chew on this....

You didn't choose just ANY woman, you took the boobless and violent Kyouko!!

That makes you some sort of Ultra pervert!!

(Sfx- Bisshiiiiiii)

Gen: ULTRA PERVERT?!

{Heheheh, he fell for it. You Justice freaks are all the same. Question your ethics, and you fall apart!!)

Gen: An Ultra pervert....?!

{To think that words could make you grovel like this!!}

Jiro: Huh?

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Jiro: Hey...

Kyouko! You look just great!

Kyouko: Yep, All thanks to your little surprise attack.

(Sfx- Gogogogogogo rmmmmble)


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Jiro: Y—you know, they say any rescue you can walk away from...

Kyouko: So, anyone who kidnaps me is an Ultra Pervert?

(Sfx- Nnni grinnnn)

Kyouko: DIVINE PUNISHMENT!

(Sfx- Gosu gosu thwok thwok)

Jiro: No! Stop that! OW!

Aki: Why are you looking away?

Akagi: We're not perverts....

(Handwritten- Just gentlemen...)

Midoritani: But it's good that Watari-san's okay.

(Handwritten- Pervert....)

Shizuka: Hm? Brother?

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Jiro: Oh, so you fools are interns for Justice?

I did think it was strange you had no transformation powers.

Aoki: Heroes of Justice can transform?

Kimura: Can we do it too?

Aki: Sounds like a scam.

Gen: Let me apologize, I was so busy chasing shadows of former evil that I dragged unrelated civilians into a dangerous situation.

How can I call myself a Hero of justice if I keep doing stupid things like this...?

Makoto: Gen....

Shizuka: It can't be helped Brother, we'll just have to wait for the next one to appear.

Gen: Yah.

Kyouko: I guess for now, all's well that ends well.

Yuki: But it seems that the good guys are having problems too huh? I like, totally can't imagine a life where all I did was fight.

Aki: Reality bites. That's for sure.

Jiro: Hmph.

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Jiro: You people bore me. Let us depart.

Kyouko: Y—Yeah.

(Sfx- Zatsu Swif)

Jiro: Oh yes, there is one thing I'd like to say.

(Sfx- Gara clatter)

Jiro: I've already got plans in motion to revive my organization.

I suppose when everything is complete, I could put you on my waiting list for potential adversaries.

So be sure to stay alert!

???: Our long awaited chance to return?!

Kyouko: Oh my, Jiro's gone and made new friends...

Shizuka: We've accomplished our goal brother!

Yes!!

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(Sfx- Chun chun tweet tweet)

(Sfx- Gogogogo rmmmmble)

Gen: Until you get your Evil organization together, we'll be waiting nearby for you!

Good luck! We'll be getting prepared!

Gen: And now I have to go to my part time job!

Shizuka: Here's your paper.

(Sfx Charin charin ringringringring)

Kyouko: Well, I guess Jiro does attract the idiots....

Jiro: WHAT'S THAT?!

{It seems that good and evil can live in harmony doesn't it...?}

(Side text- And thus, the Kusakabe Family has raised their status to 'Sub characters'.}

TO BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 51 OUT NOVEMBER 18TH. (WEDNESDAY.)