Hajimete No Aku 46

I'm serious about that Volume three. I'm translating for you guys while very very sick. The LEAST you could do is buy me Volume three so I can ogle a naked Eiko. I am well aware that Fujiki is probably playing tricks, and Shogakukan is just in on the deal, but hope lives in a man's head, and in some cases his pants.

(Top text- HAJIMETE NO AKU.)

(Side text- The suspicious activity of suspicious men.....just what is going on?!)

(Sfx- Gobotsu splorch)

Shadow: Another failure huh?

Guy: Damn...what am I missing?

Shadow: Don't sweat it too much.

You've got a backup right?

Guy: Yeah...

Wait just a little longer Yuri...!

Next time I'll...

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(Black box- The working hard on creating new things Comedy!)

HAJIMETE NO AKU

(Middle text- A new development. Wednesday begins the 'Disappearance at the Shinoji hot springs XX case!!)

(Side text- You'll be able to see Eiko-neechan naked in the extras!!...but only if you buy Volume 3 which is out in stores everywhere!!)

(TN- Someone want to buy me volume three? Please?)

FUJIKI SHUN.

Chapter 46: Girls in Yukatas are 3 times better.

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???: Ooh! This looks great!!

How's this everyone?! Doesn't it rock?!

(Sfx- Zatsu swiff)

Kyouko: Wow! It does! When you said that it's a bit on the cheap side, I was a little worried...

Jiro: Yes. I'll admit I wasn't expecting much when Sister said she would choose.

Eiko: Not expecting much of WHAT?

(Sfx- Bsu bisu bisu wiff wiff wiff)

Jiro: Ngoooh?!

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{A- Anyway, we all decided to go take a trip to the Onsen, so here we are.}

Eiko: Your turn!

Kyouko: Ugah!!

(Sfx- Bizu wiff)

(Sfx- Hyoi zoom)

{Oneechan found this inn on the internet, and the fees were pretty cheap.}

{Although we were a bit worried when we initally came, it's obvious that this place is better in person.}

Innkeep: Welcome! Please come on in.

To be honest, we usually don't get too many customers. So pleace enoyyourself!

Eiko: Okay, Sure!

Kyouko: Aren't we lucky!

Dad: Well then, how about we head to the hotsprings right away?

Eiko: Sowwy Jiro, but it's not a mixed bath inn.

Kyouko: If I catch you peeping, it'll be the last thing you do.

Jiro: WHAT?! WHO DO YOU THINK I AM!!

Innkeep: Please follow me...

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(Sfx- Zaraaa fwuuump)

Jiro: Ahhh.

Dad: An open roof bath huh? Really nice!


Jiro: Of course back at our place, we have one even better!

Dad: Is that so? I'll have to visit your place someday Jiro-kun.

But the lady at the entrance wasn't kidding about no one being here....

You'd think at this time of year, this place would be packed.

Jiro: Hm?

Eiko: Jiiiro~ Why don't you come on over? I'm washing Kyouko-chan's hair, and she's defenseless to your advances now---!!!

Kyouko: DON'T INVITE HIM OVER!!

(Sfx- Wai wai)

Jiro: With my Sister acting the fool, I'm glad that there's no one else here.

???: Oh?

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???: Did someone say 'Young, hot babes?' Lemmie take a look.....

(Sfx- Guuu grab.)

Jiro: What are you doing louse?!

(Sfx- Subaaa slipp)

(Sfx- Bitaaan thuddd)

???: Ngah!!

Hey! Let me go!!

This is all for the advancement of Science!! My heart has room for nothing other than research!!

Jiro: Say what?

(Handwritten- He's a scientist?)

???: What's wrong with a Scientist doing his research?!

Are you telling me that you have no interest in the Female form?!~

Jiro: Guh!!

???: Hehehe....

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???: I get it, one of those girls is your lover huh?

Hahahah!! Youngsters in love is always entertaining!

Jiro: Wha....What are you...?!

???: Hahahahah! You should have told me sooner!

Here ya go, something just for the occasion!

I created those. They're X-ray specs.

With these, you can see through anything!

Jiro: This device, is it real....!?

Are you an ally of Justice or Evil?!

???: You can tell what side I'm on from just looking can't cha? Do I look like someone who's here to cause you trouble bub?

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???: I'm a scientist with the evil organization 'Fran'.

The name's Kurata Shinichi!!

(Sfx- Zaaaaaan doooom)

Kurata: You can call me Dr. Kurata!!

Oh right, be sure not to tell any civilians!!

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Kurata: Oh? So you're one of those Kyushuu boys?

It's been a while since I've seen you guys out here.

Jiro: We've been disbanded temporarily.

I have to admit that I'm envious of evil doers who are active like you, Kurata-dono.

Kurata: Hahaha, Well, neither of us are ruling the world yet, so no need to talk that way!


(Sfx- Hahahahah)

Jiro: Heh, Even if you had the world, it would be a simple matter to take it back!

Kurata: Sez who?

Dad: Hm! Youngsters always become quick friends don't they?

Kyouko: Oh, there you are!

Hey Jiro, 2.0. burnt out....

Jiro: Ugh, not again....

Kurata: Hm?

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Kurata: Is that her? The girl you've fallen for?

Jiro: Hah, yeah. She's got a great body. (For modification.)

O-kay. I'll need to undress 2.0....

(Sfx- Gabaaa graaab)

Jiro: What on earth was that for?! I'm trying to fix her!

Kyouko: Yeah right, you pervert!!

Kurata: Hmm..

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Kurata: Hey Jiro, can I ask you for a favor.....?

Kyouko: Huh? You want me,

To Model?

Why would I want to do something like that?

I'll bet you're planning something aren't you?

Jiro: No, it's nothing like that.

To be honest, It's a favor for someone else....

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Kurata: You gotta help me! Can you please ask her to model for me?!

I'll be straight with you, I'm really here for research!

My next work is supposed to be a female decoy to distract the allies of Justice....

But I need a model to base the design off of.

C'mon buddy! Hey! If you can get her to model for me, I'll give you some milk!

(Sfx- Katsu sheen)

Jiro: Huh?! That's all fine and everything, but I can't possibly ask her to do that!

And that's how it went.

Kyouko: You sold me out for ONE bottle of milk?

Quit screwing around. I'm not a thing.

You and your friend can get lost!

Jiro: I figured you'd refuse.

No helping it. I should add that Kurata-dono loves anime.

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Jiro: I recall him saying that he has an autograph of 'Underground City Kaiser's' Seiyuu....

Kyouko: I guess a little bit of modeling couldn't hurt!!

(Sfx- Kuruuu spin)

Kyouko: 'Course I won't do nude or anything like that!

Jiro: That's fine! Thanks a lot!

Ngh....To think Kyouko would fall this easily...

{Remember, knowing just what to bait your enemy with is important for today's growing villain!}

Jiro: Guys on active duty really are in a different world.

Kyouko: Let's get moving!


Eiko: Hm?

Where are those two going before dinner...?

Ah!!!

(Sfx- Pikiiiiin beeeeeeem)

Eiko: Could this mean....!

{Two young people//love comedy//on a trip// rivals//Takoyaki is tasty ww// And towards another legend...}

(TN- Beats me too.)

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{A Lovers date?!}

(Handwritten- Dawww~!!)

2.0: Date?

(Handwritten- I'm not sure of the date either...)

(Sfx- Baaaan fwaaash)

Eiko: Let's follow them, 2.0!!

(Sfx- Zuun doom)

2.0: Huh? Huh?

(On pole- Hiding pole.)

Innkeep: It happened again last night too!

Guy: Again?

Eiko: Hm?

Innkeeper-san?

Inkeeper: I'm just not sure what is happening to our customers!

We should investigate, before no one comes back here again.

Guy: I'm on it.

Innkeeper: How very strange that all the people who disappeared are young women....

Eiko: Whaaat?

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Kurata: You're a lifesaver!!

Thanks Jiro!

Jiro: Fuahahah! Leave it to me!

Kyouko: Gimmie Kaizer's autograph!

Kurata: Hahahah! You got it!

Now If you don't mind me borrowing her for a moment....

Jiro: 'Kay.

Kyouko: In here right?

Kurata: Be right back, so just hang tight.

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Jiro: Okay. I hope you like Kaizer's autograph!!

(Sfx- Paaaan twok)

Eiko: JUST A MINUTE!!

Jiro: What are you doing Sister?!

Eiko: Where's Kyouko-chan!?

She's in big trouble!

Is she in this room?!

(Sfx- Zuraaa clatter)

Eiko: Kyouko-chan?!

Uwaaah?!

Kyahhh!!!

(Sfx- Shiiin siiiilence)

Jiro: Sister? 2.0? What happened?

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(Sfx- Zaaaa fwasssh)

Jiro: Huh?

This room is empty...!!

This is...

Underneath...!!

(Sfx- Ton ton tap tap)

Jiro: WHO ARE YOU!?!

(Sfx- Botsuuuu fwooosh)

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(Sfx- Zunnn tommph)

Jiro: What's this?!

Robot(?): We cannot allow you to pass this point.

Leave at once.

(Sfx- Zatsu swiff)

Jiro: What on earth is going on here?!

(Side text- And so the disappearance case begins.)

(Bottom text- Next issue, More and more developments!!)

TO BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 6.