Gintama 307

A week vacation and what do I find? an Aku and a Gintama in my inbox! Aku will come soon, and Gintama is here now. Gintama's subtitle should have been 'Hahahah bastards! I can do action too!'

Well...there isn't much to check, so I guess for this once I'll give you scantlators a freebie.


GINTAMA
Lesson 307: Battle of the noble monkeys.
SORACHI HIDEAKI
(Sfx- Kachaa *click*)
(Bottom text- The movie version of Gintama is a smash hit!! Go to the movie webpage to find out the big buzz around the movie which is in theaters!! Go to page three for a special movie bookmark as well.)
(Side text- Meanwhile, Teruhiko who’s been kidnapped is….)
(Bottom text- Starting on May 15th, distribution begins! Check out the movie homepage for more details.)
Teruhiko: Wh---
Who’s there…?
(Bottom text- Yorinuki Gintama-san is on Monday nights at 6pm on TV Tokyo!!)
Catherine: I’ve come to open the doors to Eden….
The mysterious thief….
Miss Lockpick, Catherine.
The ‘Eve’ who has come to greet her waiting ‘Adam’.

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(Sfx- Toko toko *tmp tmp*)
(Sfx- Gararara *claaaater*)
(Sfx- Ban *Slam*)
Catherine: WHY’D YOU SHUT THE DOOR AFTER THAT AWKWARD SILENCE?!
Teruhiko: Evil spirit ward; Ohhmm Kiriku shurie bikuri gara bashatori bayan batan hatan waka….
Catherine: Heyy!! Are you doing a chant to ward off evil spirits in there?! Stop it!! I’m one of the good guys!!!
OPEN THE DAMN DOOR YA SNOT NOSED BRAT!!
(Sfx- Gang an gan *thomp thomp tomp*)
Catherine: Do you want to waste time here playing ghosbusters when your mommy slash daddy is waiting for you?!
Let me tell you, it was NO cake walk getting here either!!
(Sfx- Zatsu *swifff*
Catherine: GAHHHHHH!!!
THEY FOUND ME!!
C’mon!! Open the door! SAVE MEEE!!!
D—Don’t come any closer! THEY’RE GOING TO GET MEEE!!!
(Sfx- Don don don don *thm tm tm tmp*)

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(Sfx- Dosa dosa *thud thud*)
Teruhiko: Who---
Who’s that?
Kagura: Catherine. Why would you come here dressed like that? What is it that you planned on doing?
Shinpachi: Yeah, wearing that outfit, you’re sure to stand out you know.
Kagura: There is no need to worry.
We, the Kabuki cats have come to save you.
(Sfx- Batan *DENIED.*)

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(Sfx- Kuoooooo *Fooooooosh*)
Katsuo: ORAHHHHH!!!
(Sfx- Dogogogogogo *thoooom*)
(Sfx- Susunnn *THUDD*)
Yakuza: B—Bro!!
Katsuo: Th’ hell ya bastards doin’? Get yer asses in gear!
Ya think we’re gonna let…
Some Amanto come up in OUR city and start callin’ the shots?!

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Pirako: Katsuo…
Katsuo: Missy….
Sorry I couldn’t up ‘n’ die like you were hopin’ I would…
Hope ya can forgive meh.
I ain’t mad nor nothin’ since it was yer pappy that picked us up and made men out of garbage.
So if repayin’ him means givin’ up mah life to protect his daughter…
Then ah’m ready to kick the bucket a thousan’ times ovah.
What ah’m feelin’ now don’t change a dern thing.
‘Cause…
We’re just protectin’ –with our lives- what yer pappy set out to protect…
So they’re ain’t no way we can toss this here city away.
We ain’t never gonna dump tha city that made the Dirty rats who they are….
There ain’t no we can.
Cause we owe plenty to Kabuki-cho…
It’s our obligation ta’ stand up.

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Katsuo: So pay close ‘ttention ya hear?
This is the city yer pappy has been protectin’.
(Sfx- Pichiri *smooth*)
Katsuo: LETS GO YA BUMS!!
ARE YA READY TO SHO ‘EM THAT THE JIROCHOU CLAN AIN’T JUST THE BIGGEST OUTTA LUCK?!
(Sfx- OOOOOOH!!! *ORAAAAH*)
Katsuo: Kabuki-chou….
BELONGS TO US!!!!
(SFX- Datsu *DASH*)

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Saigou: Hmph…
Up until now, you thugs have only walked around our fine city causing trouble…
Now you suddenly want to change your ways and be the good guys? Hah! That’s why I hate the Yakuza.
(Sfx- Bururu *vrrrrrrn*)
(TN- Okay, ew?)
(Sfx- Kacha *clack*)
Saigou: You say that,
Kabuki-chou belongs to you?
(Text on phone- Mission complete.)

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(Sfx- Dodoooon *THOOOM*)
Saigou: Wrong.
Kabuki cho belongs to no MAN or WOMAN…..
It belongs to us, the okama.

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Saigou: Everyone, the time for us to run buck wild has finally come!
Show them the true and fearsome strength of the Okama!!
(Sfx- Kuaaaaaah *roaoaaaaar*)

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Otose: Let them all observe it…!!
THIS IS KABUKI- CHOU!!!!!!!
(Sfx- Kutsuuuu *roaaaar*)

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(Sfx- Doshiiiitsu *bllorsh*)
(Sfx- Dotsu *bloooorsh*)
(Sfx- Kuraaaaaaah *ROAAAAAAR*)
(Sfx- Kachi *clak*)
(Sfx- Dotshitsu *blsssssssh*)

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Gintoki: Ugh!!
(Sfx- Guruii *spin*)
(Sfx- Doshatuuu *blooorsh*)
(Sfx- Shyaatsu *fwssssh*)
Gintoki: URAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
(Sfx- Dogoooo *thoooom*)
(Sfx- Doshaaa *thock*)
(Sfx- zutsuuu *ssssht*)
(Sfx- Dodoooon *thooooom*)
(Sfx- Pota pota *drip drip*)
(Sfx- Bushiiii *blsssssh*)
Gintoki: Ngh!!

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(Sfx- Gaza za za za za *sffft sffft sffft*)
(Sfx- Shagagaaaa)
(Sfx- Dobaaa *thowwwk*)
(sfx- Shagagga *fssssssh*)
(Sfx- Dogooooo *Thoooom*)
(Sfx- Dotsu *dooof*)
(Sfx- Zudooooo *sshhhhhhh*)
(Sfx- Mishi mishi *throb throb*)

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(Sfx- Doshaaaaa *blooooosh*)
(Sfx- Busshiii *bloooorp*)
(Sfx- Doooon *THOOOM*)
(Sfx- Zeh hah)
(Sfx- Zeh hyuuu)
Kada: Nghh…
Those….
Those fools….!!
(Sfx- Zeh hyuu…)
(Sfx- Zeh hyuuu)
Kada: Stop them!!
Do you not carry the name of Harusame?! Take their lives now!!!

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No text just…just…I want more Gintama lessons like this please.

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More no text. See, Sorachi? you CAN draw. Now draw more and talk less.

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Kada: They’re done now!!
FINISH THEM!!
{Boss,}
{We’ll protect what’s important to you for sure.}
{Jirochou….I leave her…}
{And our city….in your hands….}

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(Sfx- Gatsu *shfft*)
(Sfx- Zatsu *swift*)
Gintoki and Jirochou: ORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

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(Sfx- Doshahsaaaaa *thuuuuuud*)
Kada: Th---
They did it….
Just two men….
Brought down a squadron of elite warriors….!!
(Side text- Overwhelming…!!!)
GINTAMA LESSON 307…………..END.