Gintama 308

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(Sfx- Doshaaaaa *dssssssh*)
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GINTAMA
(Sfx- Zehyuu Zehyuu *Huff puff*)
Kada: They’ve done it….
B-but how…
How could two men…
Decimate my elite forces….

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Kada: That mere monkeys could….
Accomplish this…
This kind of…
(Sfx- Hah hah hah hahah…)
(Sfx- Zatsu zatsu *do-dooom*)
(Sfx- Zatsu zatsu *doom doom doom*)

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(Sfx- Zatsu zatsu *doom doom*)
GINTAMA
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Kada: Th---
That’s…
O---
Otose!!
(Sfx- Zatsu zatsu *doom doom*)
(Side text- This is Kabukicho!!)
Lesson 308: The pipe and Jutte.
(TN- I’m sure everyone read Nagumo’s translation already, but for the sake of argument…http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jutte)
SORACHI HIDEAKI.

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Shinra: Kada-sama,
Our forces in the city have been defeated by the civilians.
And now forces lead by the other Shitenou are….
(Sfx- Shaan *fwisssh*)
(Sfx- Zubaashaaaa *shlllllssssssh*)
Kada: …..
This is ridiculous....they did nothing but fight amongst themselves…
Yet in the time of a crisis,
they stand united…
Heheh…
Hahahahahah….
Even a filthy city as this…
Has something deep and elegant lurking below its surface. This truly must be Kabuki-cho.

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Kada: You’ll do well to remember Jirochou…
Next time we should meet, I will take delight in hearing your cries of anguish as I thrust you and this city into the lowest pits of hell.
Harusame ALWAYS repays its debts.
Gintoki: W—
Jirouchou: Wait…
(Sfx- Gagaa *twipp*)
(Sfx- Doshaaaaa *Thuuuuud*)
(Sfx- Gehoo *Cough cough*)
(Sfx- Zeh hah *hah hah*)
(Sfx- Zeh hah hah)

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Gintoki: Well hot damn. You came to skin a fox, yet you’re the one lyin’ on your back in the end.
Gotta say, I am NOT looking forward to getting old.
(Sfx- Gorotsu *flip*)
Jirouchou: Back at you twerp. Back in my day, kids weren’t nearly this pathetic….
Now when I was younger, I woulda….
Gintoki: Geez, you’re so old that you can’t even remember shit straight huh?
Yep, I am not looking forward to being a geezer like you.
(Handwritten- Hup..)
(Sfx- Pota pota *drip drip*)
(Sfx- Zuzuu *sfffttt*)
(Sfx- Hah hah)
Jirochou: Kid…
That jutte…
It isn’t his is it?
Why the hell do you have it?

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Gintoki: I made a promise on my own,
And brought it because I felt like it, I guess.
Jirochou: Heh…
Same here.
I remember it like it was yesterday….
That guy would be puffing from his pipe in his left hand, and tossing the jutte in his right…
It was a common sight to see him walkin’ around the city like that…
I can’t picture Kabuki-chou without the guy….
Walking about, proud and enamored with this city.
And I’m sure…
This city loved Tatsugorou back.

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Gintoki: So what does that mean pops?
No matter how much you smoke, and how much I toss the jutte around,
We’ll still never be anything like him?
Jirouchou: Be like him?
I don’t even have the right to try.
Tatsugorou was one of a kind, and he’s dead.
All we’ve got left is a man’s chivalry.
Because of that, he died a sickening death, and left me these ideals to protect.
When I think about it,
It’s like I stabbed him myself.
So in the end,
Even if I end up loosing my manhood and humanity….
I’ve got to protect everything that he left behind.
Whether it’s the Amanto or even the times, I gotta keep my head afloat and keep going.
If I gotta get down on my knees and crawl, I can’t die. I have to protect this city.
Even if,
It turns its back on me.
Gintoki: So…
You never intended to kill the old bat, did you?

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Jirochou: …..
She’s been a nuisance since the old days.
Anytime I tried anything, she’d nag me half to death.
It got so goddamned annoying sometimes….
Whenever I see her,
My resolve oozes away.
Seeing the two of you,
Makes me want to go back to being the old Jirochou.
You’re in my way….
Tatsugorou.

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Jirochou: Shall we decide on what’s black and white here?
Between the jutte and this pipe; or you and me….who has what it takes to be this town’s guardian?
Gintoki: I really could care less about being the guardian…
I just don’t break promises twice.
You’re the same way…
Right?
I don’t intend on keeling over, and I’m sure you’re not for it either.
We’re both far too stubborn for that.
So we have to keep going, right until we break.

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(Sfx- Buuun *fwisssh*)
(Sfx- Kacha *clack*)
(Sfx- Kacha *clack*)
Both: I have to honor my promise and keep living…
So…
You and your promise will have to…
Die here.

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{I understand well now…}
{That the two of you are the same.}
{You two have the same dedication towards this city…}
{And have made the same promise to the same man.}
{Your fates entwined…}
{Upon one pledge of iron.}

013
{The chains of men…}

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Pirako: POOOOOPS!!!

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(Sfx- Karan *clatter.)

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(Sfx- Korotsu *twap*)
(Sfx- Parashitsu *clank*)
Gintoki: Your promise on his pipe is done for.
I win.

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(Sfx- Pikiii *Crack*)
(Sfx- Pakiiiin *dsssssh*)
Jirochou: …..
Why aren’t you going to finish me off?

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Gintoki: I already told you.
I don’t break promises twice.
{Boss,}
{I’ll protect what’s important to you for sure.}
Gintoki: Consider it a ban on smoking,
Shit faced geezer.
(Sfx- Zatsu *swif.*)
(Side text- The conclusion!!)
GINTAMA LESSON 308……….END.