Tales of Failure works 2

Well, now that it's finished, I'm going to do what people do when they're admitted into the hospital. Other than ogle nurses....and you know....die.

Using tank raws, but since the stories are fairly short, I'll just be renumbering.
If scantlators are interested, I'll gladly send over volume one by PM.
Anyone that has 2-4 raw can send them over. Maybe this'll be the second series I finish?
And like Magi, do NOT ask me how often this will come out.


Dekisokonai Monogatari

TALES OF FAILURE WORKS.

Chapter 2: At Chelma's house.

Juju: Hey...let's take a break already...

We walked all night...

Ngh.

Lira: A house...

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Lira: Excuse me,

We just came from the nearby forest....

We came to and realized we were in two coffins...

Girl: Hey!

When did this happen?

Lira: Last night....

Girl: Awesome!! To meet you like this must have been fate!!

You're the same as her, right?

Juju: Huh?

Something like that....

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Girl: Kyahh!!

TOTALLY AWESOME!!!

Lira: Do you know something about us?

Girl: I'm sure that god must have sent you here to spread happiness!

I'm ecstatic to meet you!

Wait juuust a minute here!
Don't go running away, 'kay?

Lira: Uh..

Girl: Mooooom!!

Juju: What just happened?

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(Sfx- Chichichi chirpchirp)

Mom: You two look tired! Please go on and eat something.

Juju: Food?

I can eat? You serious?

Mom: Ahahah...of course!

Lira: Um...I...

Girl: Don't worry about it! There's nothing to be scared of...

This home was created with magic in mind after all! It's a home for you to stay in!

Lira: A home...

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Mom: That's right, so you two just take your time and relax.

You walked all night to get here, right?

Juju: Yeah! She's totally reckless...

Hm?

Girl: Hehe...Sorry if it botheres you, but I'm interested in that right hand of yours Juju-kun....it's been transformed, right?

Juju: This?

To be honest, I don't understand it either....

006

(Sfx- Juwaa fwssh)

Juju: Whenever I touch something..

It ends up rotting like this.

Lira: Knowing that, you still touched my chest and face with that hand...

Juju: She's right....but nothing happened! Why's that?

Girl: Lira-chan, can you do something like that?

Lira: N-no. The only thing I can do is to lengthen my hair a little at will...

Girl: Ahahah, is that it?

But for a girl, that's a nice power to have. I'm a little jealous!

Ahem!

I, Chelma-chan can use a little magic too!

(Sfx- Pih fwp)

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(Sfx- Shururu whinnnd)

Juju: Ooh..

Cool, it's like they're alive!

Chelma: Juju-kun, keep your right hand at your side and don't move!

(Sfx- Gyururururu wnnnnnnd)

(Sfx- Chichichi)

Juju: Hahah, this is cool!

But It's gonna be sorta hard to eat....

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Chelma: AHAHAHAH!!

I've got you now!! You can't escape my Gyuurugilm magic dolls!!

Mom: You did it, Chelma!

(Handwritten- Yay!)
Chelma: A complete success!

That 2 hundred thousand tera bounty is as good as ours!

Lira: So you...

Fooled us?

Juju: What?

Chelma: Huh? Now when did I lie?

You are here to deliver happiness, mine!

And this place doubles as a home and prison for you...

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Lira: You said that you had caught us with your Gyuurugilm dolls....

Juju: Heee...

Lira: But...that doesn't seem to be the case.

Mom: Chelma! Her hair!!

(Sfx- Pishih crackkle)

(Sfx- Gashann crash)

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(Sfx- Poh fwsh)

Juju: …..

Awesome...

Mom: Our house!!

Chelma: Drat it!

You said you could make it a 'little' longer liar!!

Juju: Hey!

What's the plan now!?

Lira: We run!
Chelma: You're not going anywhere....

Hah!!

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Chelma: Ah..

No...

Way..

UGH!!! THEY GOT AWAY!!!

Mom: Our house..

(Sfx- Pakiii crakckle)

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Juju: Soooo fasssst!!

You shoulda just told me from the beginning that you could fly!

Lira: They only knew a little about us...

Juju: Yeah, I leaned a little from 'em too!!

I love that weirded out expression girls make!

And there's nothing better than seeing that frustrated look!

And...

{There isn't a place for us...}

{To call home is there...}