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Translations: Gintama 515 (2)
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Tales of Failure Works 5

The jagged brothers earnings.

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+ posted by Bomber D Rufi as translation on May 18, 2011 02:04 | Go to Tales of Failure Works

-> RTS Page for Tales of Failure Works 5

Betcha thought I forgot didn't ya? didn't ya! Well the truth is, I did forget. So you win this round.

Remember, 1) Coming out whenever I have time, 2) Don't PM or leave a message on my board asking when they're coming out, 3) Free for scantlations, but have someone check for accuracy.


???: Hey Tonpa...

You know I’ve learned a whole lot of things over these last few days.

First off, the most important thing on this world is money.

The more cash ya got, the more powerful you are, dig?

And there's only one easy way for us to score some cash!

???: But Piperi....

It seems to me that doing something like this is reaaaally bad....

Piperi: You've got me all wrong! No way, I'd never do something bad on purpose!

Anyway, there's no time to think about it now!

Let's do this!

002

Piperi: Don't move!

Raise yer hands in the air and hand us your money all good like!

Tonpa: B---

Bang...

TALES OF FAILURE WORKS
Chapter 5: The jagged brothers earnings.

003

???: …...

Who the hell are you?

{Yo Tonpa...what do we do when someone comes to case tha joint before we do?}

{I dunno, it's never happened before....hey, maybe we should try being his friend!}

Piperi: All right then!!

(Sfx- Bishhhh pitwang)

???: Heheheh...

Piperi: GYAHHHHHHHHH!!!

???: You boys have some bad timing. See, I don't believe in two dudes robbin the same joint.

This here is my....

003

Piperi: Hey Tonpa, I got shot dude. What do I do now?

Tonpa: M---maybe we sing!

???: YOU'D NORMALLY DIE!!

ARE YOU BASTARDS IMMORTAL OR SOMETHIN'!?

Lady: Magical dolls.....

Dude: Gyul Gilm's magical dolls!!

Another dude: Hey, I heard just one of them is worth 1 million terra....

???: All right! A legal way to strike it big!!

Dude: I can pay off my debts!!

Lady: I can buy the house of my dreams!

Another dude: I can get my wife to come home again!

(Handwritten- I think..)

Lady 2: Er...

004

???: Hey idiots...!!

Lady: Nice job!!

Everyone: GET 'EEEEEEEM!!

Tonpa: Brooo!

Piperi: On it!

Our first job...

Is only getting started!
005

Lady: Ah!!

Please stop fighting everyone!

You can't run wild in the store!

???: Ngh...God dammit, what do ya idiots think yer doin to me...?!

Tonpa: Just leave this to me bro!!

Sticky gum!!

006

Guy: Ugohhh!!

Lady: What's this?!

Lady 2: Kyah!

(Handwritten- Ewww! It's so sticky!!)

Piperi: Heheheh...

Who's the man? We're the men!

(Handwritten- I can't moooove)

Tonpa: Bro, are you okay?

Lady: Uhhh....

007

Piperi: Yo Tonpa, looks like we can get money if we work for it too, eh?

Tonpa: Yeah, bro!

Piperi: We won't need to dine and dash no mores! There ain't nothin' common sense can't get ya!

Guy: Why wasn't she affected...?

Piperi: Huh? Whatcha all teary for, woman?

(Handwritten- I worked for a month to get that..)

Tonpa: Uh, bro I think it's cause we're takin' her money...
008

Piperi: Whoa, seriously? I didn't know takin' people's cash makes 'em...sad and stuff!

So wait...does that make me a....BAD guy?!

(Handwritten- I said that from the start bro!)

???: Heh, did you think you were just gonna snatch that cash and get away with it?

At this rate, yer bounty's bound to go to 2 mill or more easy, and all kinds of magicians will have their eyes on you!

Ain't going to be long before you guys get caught!!

Just you wait for it!!

Piperi: 2 mil?

Bounties?

???: Damn straight! You guys are gonna get hunted down for those prizes around your necks!!

(Handwritten- You idiots are so stupid it hurts!)

Piperi: Whoa, is that for real...? We had no idea....

009

{If we find these magician guys, they're going to give us 2 million!!}

???: Whut?

Piperi: That's sweet! I had no idea we were worth so much money!

Tonpa: And here we were thinking we were usless!!

Piperi: Hear that bro? The world's not such a cold dead place after all.

To think that someone who doesn't even know us is waiting out there to give us all that money..

???: That's not it!!

010

Piperi: All right...

Let's ship out...

{And find a Magician!!!}

011

???: I'M TELLING YOU THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!!

HEY! TAKE ME WITH YOU DAMMIT!

WAIT!! DON'T LEAVE!!

{That was the first time I had ever seen magical dolls before...but to me they were more like innocent children.}

{I couldn't help but utter a small prayer in hopes that their journey would be a safe one.}

{On that note,}

{Because of that whole incident, I was lucky enough to get the funds to improve the shop~}






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