Hajimete No Aku 128

Translating this chapter of Aku to Gintama's 2nd ED, 'Balance Doll' fit really well for some reason.



???: Yahoo!!!

HAJIMETE NO AKU.

(Side text- The scene has switched to summer, but what's the first thing one thinks of when summer is the topic...? It has to be that of course..?!)

(Sfx- Zabahhh splooosh)

Jiro: Puhwah!!

This feels splendid!!

Saburo: I'm flooating away! Look at me float in the pool!

Midoritana: Ahahaha! Look at Kimura-kun sink!!

Jiro: I almost thought we'd spend the whole summer studying~

(Sfx- Wai wai)

Saburo: Being a third year is hard work~!

???: Sorry to keep you waiting!

(Sfx- Zabahh bloosh)

(Bottom text- Volume 10 is out!! There's an autograph present that comes with it! (The present is under the comic's cover!)

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Chapter 128: Passionate love at the pool?!
HAJIMETE NO AKU.

Kyouko: Wow! It's so wide!

Kuroawa: So this is pool land? Intriguing!

(Bottom text- Thanks for waiting!! This time, the girls flaunt their swim suits!!)

(Handwritten- Amazing~!)

FUJIKI SHUN.

Luna: Hey Jiro~!!

Yukari: Don't go overboard!!

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{As you can see, everyone has come to the pool today.}

Jiro: The lot of you are tardy!

Kyouko: So what? You saying we can't come in?

{Their mock examination results were all very good, so they decided to kick back with some pool festivities.}

Luna: Aww no fair! I wanna swim!

(Sfx- Wai wai)

(Sfx- Jiiiii staaaaaaaare)

Aki: Hm?

What the heck are you guys staring at?

Yuki: Is it 'cause your swimsuit ups your sexiness?

Aki: Hm?

Huh?

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(Sfx- Zubaaan)

(TN- Lose the gloves honey, and we'll talk.)

Kimura: Ohh yeah. Fresh meat is the best~

Midoritani: She sure stands out in that bikini.

Saburo: So sexy...!!

(Sfx- Jiii glaaare)

Midoritani: Gah!

(Sfx- Hah gasp)

Kimura: You're turning red, Midoritani!

Midoritani: W—wait! It's not like that! I was just trying to be accommodating...!!

Aki: You damn barbarians.

Kyouko: But you ARE kind of hot Oogami-chan!

Shizuka: You even out do Sensei and Aki-san!

{Flat chested trio.}

Kurosawa: More importantly, why is it that you're here? Don't think we've forgotten that you're our enemy.

{Flat chester 4.}

Himeno: Say that if you wish, but I was invited here by everyone.

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Himeno: Moreover, I don't recall saying that i'd follow your directions.

If it bugs you so much that I'm here, lets settle it mano a mano.

(Sfx- Gogogogogo rmmmmble)

Kurosawa: Sounds good to me. Just name the place.

Jiro: Cease and desist.

(Sfx- Gosu gosu thok thok)

Kurosawa: Ngh!!

Jiro: This is a place designed for merriment! Yet you still want to engage in combat?!

Come now ladies! Show a bit of restraint and common sense!!

Kurosawa: A lecture about common sense from Akuno?!

(Sfx- Geeen dooom)

(Sfx- Dodo tap tap)

Himeno: Ugh...sorry.

Shizuka: He managed to subdue the both of them!! Jiro-san is so cool!!

(Sfx- Gami gami Yammer yammer)

Luna: He is ain't he? Even that Oogami is listenin' to him.

Saburo: Yeah.

Jiro: In any case, you two will make up for today at least.

Why you ask? Because today is...

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Jiro: A day to have fun at the pool!!

(Sfx- Waaah!)

Jiro: So let us dive in and have a good time!!

Luna: Yaaaaaay!!!

Jiro: Hm?

(Sfx- Zah sploosh)

Jiro: Uwahh?!

(Sfx- Zabaah bloosh)

Jiro: Amazing! They even have real ocean waves here!!

(Sfx- Waaaaahhh)

Kyouko: They're factory made~.

Yukari: Thats the way! Nice and peaceful~

(Handwritten- Take this Jiro-san~)

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Luna: Hey shortpants! You're a ninja aintcha? Can't you like walk on water or something?

Saburo: You know, I AM your senpai right?

(Sxf- Nyuuu)

Himeno: Like this?

{Can make a foothold anywhere she desires.}

Jiro: Ooh! Incredible!

Kyouko: Wow! That's really convient!
(Sfx- Wahhh)

Saburo: Teach me! Teach me how to do that!

(Handwritten- Is a little bit happy at being praised.)

Himeno: How about this then?

(Sfx- Zabaah slishhh)

Jiro: The water...?!

Luna: That's awesome!

Kurosawa: Hmph! Even I could do something like that..

Jiro: Hm?

(Sfx- Zahh sfft)

Jiro: Whoa?!

(Sfx- Zah splssh)

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Jiro: Umph!!

(Sfx- Tah pat)

(Sfx- Yuun wifft)

Himeno: ….

Are you okay?

Kyouko: What are you doing, pervert?!

Jiro: A MISUNDERSTANDING?!

(Sfx- Goh THOK)

(Sfx- Ahhhhhhhhhhhh)

(Sfx- Zan sploosh)

Kyouko: Geez...!

Sorry about that. Are you okay? He's such a perverted little monkey sometimes...
Himeno: Heheh...

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Himeno: You all are so interesting.

Despite the fact that I'm your enemy, you still let me in your circle.

Kyouko: With Jiro around, it's easy to relax.

(Sfx- Zaan zazaaaan)

Himeno: Akuno Jiro is without a doubt your core....

He's quite a marvel...

If a man like that were to make an organization, I wouldn't mind becoming a member.

Kyouko: That idiot...he's managed to pollute Oogami-chan in no time flat!

(TN- So hard to not make a 'flat chest' joke here. Don't want Kyouko to crane kick me through my monitor though.)

Kurosawa: Do you think I'll allow you to support evil?!

(Sfx- Paki paki Crack crack)

Kyouko: I'm going to have a little talk with him before it's too late!

Himeno: At least it would be something to do since I'm unemployed now.

(Sfx- Suiii wifft)

(Sfx- Wai wai!)

???: Hmph...

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Jiro: How absolutely dreadful.

That Kyouko....she's got a nasty habit of kicking her issues away.

Though what I can't fathom is why she's angry in the first place?

It matters not. For now, I'll fill this pain with pleasure.

Shizuka: Teheehee...

Here's my chance!

If I bump into Jiro-san like this..

I'm so happy! But oh no~ we're stuck together~

(Sfx- Kyahh!)

Shizuka: And for this day I got some breast padding!

With this, I can win over even Jiro-san~

Here I go!!

(Sfx- Bahh fwaap)

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(Sfx- Putsnn snap)

(Sfx- Hararii fwaap)

Shizuka: Eh?

Kyahhh!!

(Sfx- Gabaaah glooomp)

Jiro: Woah!!

(Sfx- Topaaah bloosh)

Jiro: Oh...it's just you Shizuka?! Don't startle me like that!

Shizuka: S—sorry! I accidentally bumped into you...!!

Jiro: I see! Well in any case, you can let go of me now. This is rather embarrassing.

Shizuka: I see...

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Shizuka: Speaking of embarrassing....

If I were to let go in this situation, I'd die of embarrassment!

(Sfx- Doki doki doki throb throb throb)

Shizuka: U—um my back has given out on me! Do—do you think you could give me a lift?
For now, I just have to avoid being caught!

Jiro: Oh, sounds like a problem.

Luna: Ah!!

(Sfx- Zaah sssht)

Luna: What are you doing, Shizuka?!

(Handwritten- Let me ride too!)

(Sfx- Baaahhh fwaaaf)

Luna: No fair! I'm not letting you get away with him!!

Shizuka: Wait!!

Waait wait wait!! I can't move from here right now!!

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(Sfx- Gon THUNK)

(Sfx- Kuraah fwaaap)

Jiro: Uwah!?

(Sfx- Dopaah bloosh)

Kyouko: That's Jiro's voice!

Jiro! What's going on....

(Sfx- Zatsh dsssh)

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Jiro: Owwww...

(Sfx- Gogogogogogo rmmmmmble)

(Sfx- Hiku poit)

Kyouko: Weeell weelll. Aren't we the stud, Jiro-kun.

Jiro: Eh?!

W—wait a moment Kyouko!!
Th----

This is just circumstance and nothing more!

Shizuka, you explain this to her at once!!

Shizuka: Uugh...

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Shizuka: I'll never be able to get married...!!

So many people are looking at me when I'm like this...

Jiro: Wait Shizuka! Explain the situation properly!

Kyouko: Ah! Is that it? Well don't let ME stop you!!

Jiro: Hey wait! Kyouko!!

(Sfx- Zah tp)

(Sign- Lady's changing room.)

Kyouko: Geez!

Why the hell do girls gather around that idiot?!

(Sfx- Baaan slam)

Kyouko: More like, why the hell am I getting so annoyed over this?!

Ugh!!

(Sfx- Dah dash)

Jiro: Why did Shizuka do that to me....?!

Saburo, did you see where Kyouko went?

Saburo: She seemed kinda mad and went upstairs.

Jiro: Hey Kyouko! Wait a moment!

Listen to my side of the story!

(Sfx- Baaan thoood)

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(Sfx- Gogogogogo rmmmmble)

Jiro: T---

This isn't what you think!

I have no interest in seeing your scrappy little body!!

I just wanted to clear myself of any misunderstandings!

Kyouko: Sorry...

FOR HAVING A SCRAPPY LITTLE BODY!!

(Sfx- Gokiiiii CRACK)

Jiro: OGOGH?!

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Kimura: Maan~ I had a blast in there! It's been a while since I've had that much fun!

Aki: I know right? My body's feelin' all limber!

Yuki: Did you get your like, fill of girls bodies boys?

Midoritani: Cut me some slack...

Shizuka: At least for a little while, Jiro-san and I were stuck together...!

Luna: And that was totally unfair Shizuka! Next time I'm gonna join in....

Himeno: It was fun.

Kurosawa: Now that you're dressed, go home!

(Sfx- Boroooh drooop)

(Sfx- Musuuuh hmph)

Yukari: Did those two have a fight?

Aki: Nah, it's a normal day for them.

{And so the pool trip ended with Jiro's beaten in face, and Kyouko's pouty expression.}

{Be careful not to be too much of a stud.}
(Side text- Summer! Swimsuits!! Service cuts!! Although the two got together, it seems it was just to fight...(Sweat).)

TO BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 43.