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Gintama 442

G Pens are whimsical, Round pens are stubborn.

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+ posted by Bomber D Rufi as translation on Apr 17, 2013 23:44 | Go to Gintama

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Of course after a 3 month hiatus, the first thing I come back to is a fucking Akurogi Musai chapter. I am now more than convinced that the Gorilla is out there watching and waiting....thinking of new and more painful ways to troll me.

Oh hai guys. I guess I'm back. Sorry to worry all of you, but I'm recovered mostly. Watch me flex my pecks.

ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ Sexy huh?

Hi wa mata noboru only.


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GINTAMA
(Side text- At long last that duo is…?)
???: Whoa…what’d you say just now bro?
Gintoki: Dude, it’s just like I said man…they’ve decided…
To publish our manga.
Akurogi Musai….
Will debut in Jump.
(Side text- …Say what?!)
GINTAMA
SORACHI HIDEAKI
Lesson 442: G Pens are whimsical, Round pens are stubborn.

002
Sachi: ARE YOU SEEEEEEEEEEERIOUUUUS?!
Gintoki: Matsuo-shi the editor contacted me, saying they need a replacement..
Apparently Gintaman’s been buried so long cause of a hiatus….the Gorilla author ran back to the jungle.
Sachi: I—I can’t believe it…our manga is gonna be….in Jump…
This isn’t a dream is it?! This isn’t some sorta gag where I wake up and I’m neck deep in a guillotine right?
Gintoki: A guillotine? That’s a great metaphor.
Considering what we’re about to go through is comparable to the bottom rung of hell.
Since they’re in deep shit right now, they’re not giving us a whole lotta time to work. In fact we gotta come up with a 19 page storyboard by tomorrow.
Of course Sachi, you gotta draw the whole shebang behind bars.
Sachi: T—TOMORROW?! That’s friggin’ impossible and you know it!
I don’t even have the rough draft ready!! No matter how fast I go I’ll need at least 5 days to get it done!!
Gintoki: But if we’re looking to get serialized then this is a chance we can’t overlook.

003
Gintoki: Listen up Sachi….do you know what decides who’s a winner or a loser? It ain’t talent.
It’s who takes a chance by the horns, and does their best until their fortune runs up.
Don’t go thinking that chances like this will roll into our laps again.
I’ve gathered together a force to help us since this kinda thing doesn’t happen often…
The ultimate manga assistant corps….
The Akurogi gumi…
Sachi: Th---The Akurogi gumi?!
Gintoki: In any case, you’re gonna work your ass off until tonight.
I’ll try to figure out how to deal with the guards and get the Akurogi gumi into prison then.
I’m working my ass off too Sachi, so that’s why you can’t give up.
Yeah I know the facts…you’re a prisoner in a gaol who can’t do a damn thing…
But your dreams….the dreams of people…
Aren’t things anyone can put under lock and key.

004
Gintoki: So free yourself from those iron bars…
You are the sum of our dreams…
{I’ve still got 17 pages to go before I finish the rough draft…}
{I can’t do this…there’s no way I’ll finish by tomorrow at this rate.}
{Bro…where are you with the Akurogi Gumi? We’re out of time here…}
{I knew it…there’s no way he can sneak them into the prison…}
{Dammit…}
{If only I weren’t on lock down…}
{What have I been doing with my life until now?}
{It’s only now that my dreams are before my eyes that I really understand them…!}
{I’ve committed some deplorable acts of sin.}
{And I know how foolish I’ve been…}
{Manga God…}
{It’s fine if I spend the rest of my life in here…but my dream….our dream….you can’t take it…!!}
???: That’s enough.
You’ve finally started drawing some fine lines there….but they’re starting to get messed up.
If you keep going any further, we won’t have a chance to do anything.
(Sfx- Zaaah *sffft*)
???: Akurogi-Sensei.
Sachi: B….
BROOOOOO!!!
Gintoki: I’ve kept ya waiting Sachi, but there’s nothing to worry about now.
I’ve chosen the most powerful assistant corps to ensure we get this manuscript done before the sun rises.

006
Gintoki: This is our Akurogi Gumi!!
First is the man in charge of screentones!!
The cutting demon…Takuma the oowakizashi!!
(TN- A Wakizashi is a short sword.)
Gintoki: His prison sentence is 280 years!!
A demon who at one point brought fear to the streets of Edo by slicing people into ribbons! He comes straight from the depths of mortal fear with his assasin’s dagger, which earned him his nickname of ‘Oowakizashi!!’
Sachi: He’s using t hose claws to slice up a veranda to get underwear!! His sort of tone is unnecessary!!
(TN- Well…the word Shitagi means panties while ‘shitaga’ is ‘rough draft’. Hence the joke.)
And the one in charge of the inking and highlights…
Gintoki: Sniper of deep darkness Ango!! His prison sentence is 320 years!
(Sfx- Shubabababa *fwlooooosh*)
Gintoki: He hunts his prey in the darkness of Edo, a jet black huntsman!
(Sfx- Hyaaan *sffft*)
(Sfx- Fuoooh *fwooosh*)
(Sfx- Pan pan *splat splat*)
Sachi: He’s got a white canvas he prefers a lot more than the one we’re working with!! His ink is a stain that no white can ever blot out!!

007
Gintoki: And finally, in charge of exposed undies…
The underwear thief Fundoshi kamen!!
Sachi: THESE GUYS ARE ALL PANTY THIEVES AREN’T THEY?!
(TN- Fundoshi is a loincloth, and kamen means mask. I figure that’s the name most people know him as so I left it alone.)
Sachi: Hey wait….AREN’T THEY ALL PRISONERS TOO?!
What the hell is this bro!? Where are the assistants?! Where is the Akurogi Gumi?!
Gintoki: This is the ultimate group I chose….the Akurogi Gumi.
It was hard work too…choosing criminals who could actually help us…
Sachi: Help us?! Hell no! Besides being criminally inexperienced in being assistants, they’re also criminals!!
Gintoki: Dude, pot-calling-kettle-black-much?
Listen, if you want to be a manga artist, then you don’t need to be someone who’s conformed into society and stuff. In fact most manga artists are the sort that if they take one step they’d pretty much be criminals.
Sachi: You’re saying some pretty outrageous things there bro!! Specifically, that’s just the Gorilla author of Gintaman!!

008
Sachi: I mean c’mon! I can clearly see from these guys that they’re not interested in being manga artistry at all!!
Fundoshi: For panties, I’ll draw anything.
Takuma: I’ll shave the panties for their tone.
(Sign- I want to sink some panties.)
Sachi: PANTIES ARE ALL YOU WANT TO DRAW THEN?!
Gintoki: For a love comedy, having a proper depiction of panties is essential.
Sachi: What does upping the quality of panties in our manga do for us?!
Gintoki: It’ll be fine. You can draw stuff that isn’t panty related right? Fudoshi Kamen?
Fundoshi: I can write.
{My fondest desire has been granted. I am now able to draw panties in Jump. Moreso than letters, I anxiously await panties. (Musai.)}
Sachi: W-WAIT! HE’S HELPING WITH THE TABLE OF CONTENTS COMMENT?! AND HE’S JUST WRITING ABOUT PANTIES DAMMIT!! IF THIS KEEPS UP WE’LL JUST BE HATED!!
Takuma: That’s not it.
{My assistant Akurogi-kun has made his debut in Jump. He’s got an stain on the crotch of these panties. I await another pair. (Sorachi)}
Sachi: What are you doooooing?! Who said to modify someone’s comment to your whims!! Why’s the Gorilla author the only one who’s in a welcoming mood?! Does this guy have no friends?!

009
{Now taking application for friends!!// Currently Sensei is gathering people!! SORACHI HIDEAKI-sensei// GINTAMA// What are you looking for in friends? 1) A person I can talk to about that. // 2) A person who doesn’t talk about Manga, games and anime, //3)A person who won’t invite me to play much, // 4) more like I don’t invite people.//5) Panties.}
Sachi: THIS GUY’S MAKING AN OPEN ADVERTISEMENT FOR ASSISTANTS?!
KNOCK THIS SHIT OFF ALREADY!! WE DON’T NEED HELP DRAWING PANTIES OR WITH THE COMMENTARY!! WE NEED HELP DRAWING THE PICTURES DAMMIT!!
I DON’T HAVE TIME TO PISS AROUND HERE!!
Gintoki: We get it already. Sachi for now, you just draw the characters together.
I’ll work on ordering these guys around.
(Box- Pudding)
Sachi: Order them around with what?! These guys can’t possibly assist us can they?!
Gintoki: I said we’ll be fine. Despite the way I look, My specialty is face-to-face interviews.
Sachi: Specialty?!
Gintoki: All right, I’m gonna start handing out orders so line up gents.

010
Gintoki: First up is Takuma-kun.
Takuma: No matter what it is, I can rend apart anything.
{He really wants to cut something up!!}
Gintoki: This scene is at night so use this gradient tone to get the job done.
Takuma: A trifiling matter.
Gintoki: Don’t forget what I taught you.
Takuma: Mind yourself. Do you not know whom it is you are speaking to? When I cut the screen tones, I make sure not to overdo it and destroy the manuscript underneath.
I can be gentle with the tone and keep from ruining it, much like I am when I slice only the clothelines and not the panties that hang from them. After that much is done I can go wild if I wish right?
{He actually understands the concepts of tone?}
{Bro was actually serious when he said he interviewed them?}
{Not only that, but someone like this dude who’s a criminal who likes to cut shit up…}
{He managed to pinpoint that he’s good at keeping the panties from being sliced and put him in charge of tones because his sense of delicacy?}
{Bro managed to look past the surface and put this guy in charge of processing the tone?}
{He took that much into account when choosing people?}

011
Gintoki: Allrighty. Get to it if you will.
(Sfx- ZUbaaasshhhh *sssssssh*)
Sachi: Before applying tones, you oughta try living normally!!
Heeeey! Before he even managed to apply the tones, the manuscript got destroyed didn’t it?
Takuma: Damn. To think I honed my claws for today….it seems this backfired on me…
Sachi: Wait you knew you were going to be an assistant and you still came with those claws?!
Takuma: My apologies….I’ll mend this at once.
{Today at work, Sensei made fun of me but I’m still doing okay. I’m also awaiting panties. (Takkun.)}
Sachi: WHAT KIND OF CORRECTION IS THAT?! DON’T USE THE COMMENT SPACE TO COMPLAIN!!
Gintoki: All right, next up…An-chan.
(Sfx- Shuugo shuugo *huuuf huff*)
Sachi: Moreover these guys don’t seem very assistant like at all!! It actually depresses me so much that I don’t want to do anything!
Gintoki: An-chan, you can soak the areas that I marked with an X.
Don’t forget what I taught you.
That’s right, just stay in the lines….just like that.
(Sfx- Nuri nuri *wifft wifft*)
Sachi: Uh…is this seriously what you taught him earlier?

012
Sachi: I get that there is an X there and everything, but why not try painting on the manuscript?!
{I wonder if he’s been able to figure it out yet? Naaah, I think I’m the only one who knows. (Ango)}
Sachi: Why’s he writing nasty-ish sounding things in the table of contents corner?! Before you soak the manuscript, you oughtta bleach your insides first!!
{I hate how he acts like a huge know it all with that annoying expression on his face.(Takkun)}
{Plus his retorts are long winded (lol) Well I guess it’s not like I know anything. (Ango)}.
Sachi: DON’T HAVE A CONVERSATION HERE!
{Sensei, what should I be doing? (Fundoshi.)}
{You’re in charge of the panty scene, so since it hasn’t come up yet just help out with the speech bubbles. (Gintoki.)}
Sachi: TALK TO EACH OTHERRRRRRRRR!! JUST TALK TO EACH OTHER DIRECTLLLYYYY!!!
Sachiko: Hiroshi-kun, I love you. (Sachiko)
Hiroshi: Sachiko-chan….I feel the same way about you….(Hiroshi).
Sachi: THE BUBBLES IN THE MANGA HAVE TURNED INTO COMMENT BOXES!!

013
Sachi: That’s it! Just no more!!
Don’t do anything else I’m begging you!!
If I need anything from you I’ll just come to you directly!! So until then just take five!! Please!!
Gintoki: What are you saying Sachi? We don’t have time to take a break.
{You’re the one who’s casually pissing away time.}
Gintoki: If we all don’t do a little we’re never going to get anywhere….we won’t make it in time.
Sachi: Well I mean the paint and tone are fine as is I think…
The characters and backgrounds aren’t done but the manuscript is at a –minimum readable since I worked on it in advance.
As is we’re pretty much good on the rough draft, but the inking work is a long way from completed….I think we should focus on that.
Gintoki: Yeah I guess having this thing perfected isn’t gonna happen.
Sachi: Yeah.
Gintoki: All right then, we’ll all help you ink your rough draft.
Sachi: Wait a minute bro!! Letting newbies do this will screw up the lines!
Gintoki: You were the one who insinuated that perfection isn’t necessary.
Sachi: I know but inking is a little…
Gintoki: It should be fine right? I mean the rough draft is done.
Even an idiot can color in lines.
Sachi, you don’t need to supervise us.
You just focus on your job, got it?

014
Gintoki: Listen up you guys. Just make sure you trace on the lines and don’t screw this up.
If you can’t do something as easy as this then you can just dismiss yourself now.
(Sfx- Pohh *droop*)
(Sfx- Gari gari *dssft dssft*)
(Sfx- Garigari *sffst dsfft*)
(Can- White correction.)

015
(Sfx- Gata gata *shake shake*)
(Sfx- Gatsuhhh *graaap*)
(Sfx- Gata gata gata gata *shake shake shake*)
(Sfx- Gang an *thud thud*)
(Sfx- Goto *clatter*)
(Sfx- Beshaaahhh *Sffft*)
(Sfx- kaki kaki *sst ssst*)

016
{Did she always look like this?}
{It was more real than this right?}
{No…it was super deformed right?}
{Wait…no, I feel like something is fundamentally different here…}
{Something’s missing….I can tell.}
(Bubble- Thanks for the hat!)
{Oh right! The hat!! The last heroine gets a hat from the protagonist!!}
{But what kind of hat was it….? …..What should I draw?}
{I drew the storyboard but Sachi went and sorta made these irresponsible changes…how do I draw like him?}
{The heroine puts her hat on In the last four pages…so I have to do something before they get t his far!}
{After I shot my mouth off like that I can’t let anyone see my screw up!!}
(Sfx- Kaku kaku *Sffft*)
Gintoki: AHEM! So how are things going guys?
Seems you’re really getting into this huh?
Fundoushi: This pen is a little harder to manage than I thought.
Especially this hat here…it’s most difficult.
(Sfx- Hyoiii *wfft*)
Gintoki: Seriously? Let me look at that.

017
Sachiko: I’m really happy.
I’ll show it off to everyone in class!
{Was she always wearing this sorta hat?}
{Those are just panties right?! Though I can’t really say anything…}
Fundoushi: How is it?
Gintoki: Hmm…well….
{No matter what I say here, you can’t find panties as a hat anywhere….Is what I feel.}
Gintoki: Well that’s…
Takuma: That’s incorrect.
{Eh?!}
Takuma: The Heroine would never wear such a filthy thing on her head.
Gintoki: Y—yeah!! Obviously!
(Sfx- Paan *thok*)
Gintoki: The heroine isn’t gonna wear this sorta thing! Are you an idiot?!
I mean those are obviously pant---
Takuma: What the heroine would wear is….
A frilly pair of panties.
{AREN’T THOSE JUST FUCKING PANTIES TOOOOOOO?!}

018
{These are panties, plain and simple dammit! It doesn’t matter if they have frills are not, because both of you are way off in her wearing undergarments on her head to begin with!!}
Fundoshi: Though I was just following the rough draft…
Takuma: As am I. This is correct.
(Paper- You two are both wrong.)
(Sfx- Hirari *flutter*)
(Sfx- Pishhh *plisssh*)
(Paper- The panties have got to be soaked.)
{NO. YOU’RE THE MOST WRONG HEREEEE!!}
{You’re the only one who’s absolutely wrong here dammit! Don’t you get that!!}
???: Dammit, which is the real pair of panties here?
At this rate the pictures are going to get scattered…
Sensei!!
Sensei, which panties are the right panties?
Gintoki: Eh? Well I mean who needs panties?
I’m all about the no panties here…
???: We’re not interested in your dirty undies sensei. We’re talking about the heroine’s.
Gintoki: The heroine doesn’t wear panties either. She’s making all of the jump readers’s dreams come true.
???: That’s not right…

019
(Sfx- Chun chun *tweet tweet*)
(Sfx- Gabaah *sssft*)
Sachi: Aaaaugh! I got so sleepy that I nodded off!
This is the worst!! The manuscript is…
(Note- Rest well? We took care of the manuscript, so you just take it easy and catch some Z’s. Sweet dreams. Akurogi Gumi.)
Sachi: B—bro….everyone….
Thanks so much.
(Sfx- Gusuuh *Sniffle*)
Editor?: Whoa, I’m surprised!
I absolutely didn’t think you’d make it in time.
Sachi: Ah, well that’s thanks to the Akurogi Gumi..
Editor: Well, there’s just a minor thing we need to address…
On the last four pages…
The heroine doesn’t have a face…
(Side text- This week’s Gintama was turned in at the last minute too…)
GINTAMA LESSON 442…………END.
(Bottom text- Next issue, the demonic editor in chief finally makes a move against Gintaman who was unable to keep his deadline…?!)





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#1. by kewl0210 (Translator)
Posted on Apr 17, 2013
Hey Rufi. I'm sleepy.
#2. by phoenixmarco (Registered User)
Posted on Apr 18, 2013
Welcome back BDR .. :)
#3. by Goral (Registered User)
Posted on Apr 18, 2013
It's good to see you back BDR :).

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You've come back the moment everyone got their genders back. Coincidence? I don't think so. What operations were you having at the hospital ? ;P
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